The Fall Guy (1981) s01e12 Episode Script

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harold

WELL, I'M NOT THE KIND TO KISS AND TELL BUT I'VE BEEN SEEN WITH FARRAH I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH ANYTHING LESS THAN A NINE SO FINE I'VE BEEN ON FIRE WITH SALLY FIELD GONE FAS WITH A GIRL NAMED BO BUT SOMEHOW THEY JUS DON'T END UP AS MINE IT'S A DEATH-DEFYIN' LIFE I LEAD I TAKE MY CHANCES I DIE FOR A LIVIN' IN THE MOVIES AND TV [ Siren Wailing ] BUT THE HARDEST THING I EVER DO IS WATCH MY LEADING LADIES KISS SOME OTHER GUY WHILE I'M BANDAGIN' MY KNEE I MIGHT FALL FROM A TALL BUILDIN' I MIGHT ROLL A BRAND-NEW CAR 'CAUSE I'M THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN THAT MADE REDFORD SUCH A STAR [ Women Vocalizing ] I'VE NEVER SPEN MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL BUT I'VE TAUGH LADIES PLENTY IT'S TRUE I HIRE MY BODY OUT FOR PAY HEY, HEY I'VE GOTTEN BURNED OVER CHERYL TIEGS BLOWN UP FOR RAQUEL WELCH BUT WHEN I WIND UP IN THE HAY, IT'S ONLY HAY HEY, HEY I MIGHT JUMP AN OPEN DRAWBRIDGE OR TARZAN FROM A VINE 'CAUSE I'M THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN THAT MAKES EASTWOOD LOOK SO FINE [ Colt Narrating ] THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF AMERICA'S GREAT UNSUNG HEROES.
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM, BUT YOU NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS.
YOU'VE CHEERED FOR HIM AND CRIED FOR HIM, WOMEN HAVE WANTED TO DIE FOR HIM.
BUT DID HE EVER GET ANY CREDIT? OR THE GIRL? NO.
HE WAS WHAT WE CALL A STUNTMAN.
AND THE REASON I'M TALKIN' SO FONDLY ABOUT HIM IS-- WELL, BECAUSE IT'S ME, COLT SEAVERS.
ANYWAY, PICTURE WORK ISN'T WALL-TO-WALL EMPLOYMENT.
SO MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW A GUY KEEPS HIS HEAD TOGETHER.
WELL, ONE WAY IS TO WAIT BY THE PHONE AND WAIT AND WAIT.
THE OTHER IS TO TAKE AN OCCASIONAL JOB FOR THE COURT SYSTEM OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHERE A MAN IS CONSIDERED INNOCEN UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES A LO OF THESE PEOPLE GET OUT OF JAIL ON WHAT WE CALL BAIL.
AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL.
THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
I SOMETIMES PICK UP RENT MONEY TRYIN' TO FIND THEM AND BRING THEM BACK TO JUSTICE.
SOMETIMES THINGS DON' ALWAYS GO ROLLIN' ALONG AS SMOOTH AS SILK.
[ Man ] MAN, WE GOT HIM! MAN, YOU'VE HAD IT, FELLA! KILL HIM! MAN, LET'S GET HIM! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, MAN! MAN, LET'S GET HIM! HEY, MISTER, THAT'S MY BOARD! HEY, WE GOT YOU, BUDDY! COME ON! YOU CAN'T MESS WITH US, FELLA! - HEY, WE GO YOUR NUMBER, CHUMP! - THAT'S RIGHT! GET HIM! HE WENT AROUND THE CORNER! WE GOT HIM NOW! COME ON! HEY, WE GOT YOU, MAN! YEAH, YOU HAD IT, FELLA! COME ON! WE GOT HIM! WE'RE GAINING ON HIM! I KNOW IT! WE GOT HIM! COME ON! COME ON, YOU GUYS! MAN, WE GOT HIM NOW! - LET'S GO! - MAN, WE GOT HIM! HURRY UP! HE'S GETTING AWAY! [ Director ] PRINT! BEAUTIFUL.
[ Applause ] [ Chattering ] - HEY, GOOD JOB, KID.
- THANKS.
- HEY.
- COLT, AS ALWAYS, YOU WERE TERRIFIC.
WELL, THAT WRAPS YOU TWO UNTIL SOMETIME NEXT WEEK.
HEY, GREAT.
I NEED THE REST.
SEE YOU THEN.
STAY LOOSE.
I GUESS THAT MEANS WE HAVE THE WEEK OFF.
YEAH, AND I KNOW.
BIG JACK WANTS TO SEE US.
OH, NO, SHE DOESN'T.
I CALLED HER THIS MORNING, AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY WORK FOR US.
YOU MEAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE WEEK OFF? NO CRAZY STUNTS? NO CRAZY BAIL JUMPERS? JUST A WEEK OF FUN, EXCITEMENT AND-- [ Together ] WOMEN! LOOK AT ALL THEM CANS WE GOT, HAROLD.
THAT'S GOLD.
THAT'S PURE GOLD.
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE THROW THEM OUT, BUT THAT'S GOLD.
YOU'RE RIGHT, HAROLD.
THAT'S A SWELL IDEA.
WE'LL HIT THIS PLACE, AND THEN WE'LL GO AND TOAS A FEW OF OUR FRIENDS.
I GUESS THAT'S THE NICES PART OF THE DAY-- WHEN WE TOAST OUR FRIENDS AND TALK ABOUT THE OLD DAYS AND LAUGH.
YEAH, HAROLD, I SEEN 'EM THROW THINGS OU LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.
LOT OF STUFF STILL GOOD.
GOOD FOR A LOT OF THINGS.
[ Car Doors Closing ] QUIET, HAROLD.
BE VERY QUIET.
THIS GUY THROWED US OUTTA HERE A COUPLE TIMES BEFORE.
[ Man ] YOUR HONOR? YEAH.
CAN WE HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? WE HAVE A MESSAGE FROM PEPE GARCIA.
[ Clattering ] - GET HIM! - [ Gunshots ] - RUN, HAROLD! RUN! - STOP SHOOTING.
ONE WITNESS IS ENOUGH.
[ Tires Squealing ] [ Siren Wailing ] [ Tires Squeal ] WHERE YOU GUYS GOIN' IN MY CAB? [ Siren Wailing ] I DON'T WANNA PRY, BU DID YOU JUST STEAL THIS CAB? OH, HELLO THERE.
ISN'T THIS A LOVELY DAY FOR A DRIVE? - [ Screaming ] - [ Horns Honking ] [ Siren Wailing ] MARVIN, DO SOMETHING! UH, EXCUSE ME, MISTER.
MY NAME IS OZZIE, AND THIS IS HAROLD.
YOU MEAN THERE'S SOMEONE SITTING THERE NEXT TO YOU? SOMEONE? HAROLD.
HAROLD.
[ Siren Continues ] [ Screaming ] - WE'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.
- NO, I'M NOT, HAROLD.
I'M NOT DRIVING TOO FAST, HAROLD.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HAROLD IS, BUT I WISH HE WERE DRIVING.
HAROLD, I ASKED YOU NOT TO CRITICIZE ME IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
MARVIN, WILL YOU DO SOMETHING? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? [ Siren Continues ] LOOK AT THAT GUY HAUL! LET'S GO.
[ Marvin ] OH, THANK GOD! HERE COME SOME MORE POLICE! [ Man ] WE BETTER GET OUTTA HERE.
WE DON'T NEED REAL COPS ASKING QUESTIONS.
NO, YOU CAN'T DRIVE, HAROLD.
WHOO-EE! AND YOU TOOK A YEAR OF ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING! WILL YOU DO SOMETHING? [ Marvin Screams ] WHAT'S THAT, HAROLD? YES, I THINK YOU DID WET MY FOOT, HAROLD.
[ Woman Screams ] [ Marvin Screams ] [ Siren Stops ] ALL RIGHT, OUT.
RUN, HAROLD! SAVE YOURSELF! CHECK THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAR.
THERE'S TWO OF 'EM.
COME ON.
SO WE MOVED AWAY FROM NEW YORK BECAUSE IT WAS GETTING TOO CRAZY.
I SAY WE GO SKIING.
MAMMOTH JUST GOT A FOOT OF FRESH POWDER.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
MY MUSCLES ARE TOO SORE TO GO SKIING.
I'M JUST GONNA SAY TWO WORDS, COLT.
TWO WORDS THAT MEAN HOT DESERT SUN, HOT SOOTHING MINERAL BATHS, JUST RIGHT FOR ACHING STUNT MUSCLES, AND HOT WOMEN WALKING POOLSIDE IN HOT BIKINIS.
WATCH IT, HOWIE.
YOUR HORMONES ARE RAGING.
- THAT WAS TWO WORDS? - PALM SPRINGS.
WELL, I HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU TWO, BUT I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE ACAPULCO.
ACAPULCO? - ACAPULCO.
- I'M GOING HOME TO PACK.
HOT TROPICAL SUN, HOT WOMEN IN HOT BIKINIS.
[ Phone Rings ] THAT DAMN PHONE.
HELLO.
[ Ozzie ] COLT? [ Colt ] OZZIE.
OZZIE, WAI A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? IT'S AWFUL HERE, COLT.
AWFUL.
IT'S GREEN.
EVERYTHING IS GREEN, AND I HATE GREEN.
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE WALL DECORATIONS.
CALM DOWN.
CALM DOWN.
NOW WHERE ARE YOU? I'M IN JAIL.
ISN'T THAT SILLY? [ Stammers ] WHAT DID YOU DO? HAROLD AND I-- WE TOOK A RIDE IN A CAB.
WHAT'D YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? UH, UM, CORNFLAKES.
WE HAD WAFFLES.
THAT'S GREAT.
NOW LOOK.
YOU AND HAROLD JUST SIT TIGHT, AND I'LL-- THAT HAROLD.
HE'S SO SWEET.
I TOLD HIM, "RUN.
SAVE YOURSELF.
" HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, DON'T WORRY, OZZIE.
I'LL GET YOU AND HAROLD OUT OF JAIL.
WE-WE LOVE YOU, COLT.
WE REALLY DO.
I LOVE YOU TOO, OZZIE.
[ Click, Dial Tone ] YOU LOVE A GUY NAMED OZZIE? SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME, COLT? TO KNOW OZZIE IS TO LOVE HIM.
UH, WHO IS HE? HE'S ONE OF THE BES FRIENDS I EVER MADE AT THE MOVIE STUDIOS.
- OH, A BIG EXECUTIVE? - NO, NO.
SOMEONE MORE PERMANENT.
SOMEONE YOU COULD COUNT ON.
HE WAS A CLEAN-UP MAN.
HE GOT A LITTLE TOO ECCENTRIC, EVEN FOR HOLLYWOOD.
- HE'S IN BUSINESS FOR HIMSELF NOW.
- WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS? WELL, HE COLLECTS THE UNCOLLECTIBLES, SOMETIMES GIVES ME INFORMATION THAT I NEED, AND HE KNOWS EVERYTHING GOING DOWN IN HOLLYWOOD.
THE PROBLEM IS HE HAS THIS FRIEND NAMED HAROLD.
WHO'S HAROLD? DON'T ASK.
HAROLD IS ONE OF THE MUNCHKINS.
[ Big Jack ] COLT, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? OZZIE ISN'T THE MOST RELIABLE PERSON IN THE WORLD.
YEAH, BUT OZZIE'S HELPED US BOTH OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES.
AND HE'S LED US ON A FEW WILD GOOSE CHASES TOO.
THE MAN ISN'T FROM THIS PLANET.
LOOK, I KNOW OZZIE'S ELEVATOR DOESN'T GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, BUT HE'S HARMLESS.
AND DEEP DOWN INSIDE THAT HARD HEART OF YOURS, YOU HAVE A LITTLE SOFT SPOT FOR OZZIE.
I CAN'T WAI TO MEET THIS GUY.
I OUGHTA BE WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE WITH "SUCKER" WRITTEN RIGHT ACROSS MY FACE.
JACK, I KNEW YOU'D BAIL HIM OUT.
AH, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOT SO FAST.
I'LL WAIVE MY 10% FEE, BUT YOU HAVE TO PUT UP THE SECURITY FOR THE BOND.
WHAT DOES COLT HAVE THAT'S WORTH 10,000 BUCKS? WHAT HAS FOUR WHEELS AND CRASHES A LOT? - MY TRUCK? - MM-HMM.
- YOU WOULDN'T! - MM-HMM.
JACK, THAT'S THE CLOSEST THING I GOT TO A WIFE.
YOU COULD HAVE A LOT MORE IF YOU WENT INTO BUSINESS WITH ME.
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU JUST MAKE SURE OZZIE GETS TO HIS HEARING ON TIME, AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR TRUCK.
OH, JACK.
[ Man ] I HEAR ON THE STREETS THAT THE GOOD JUDGE IS IN NEED OF A FUNERAL.
YES, MR.
GARCIA.
IT'S VERY UNFORTUNATE.
BUT IF YOU CAN'T BUY THEM OFF, YOU KILL THEM OFF.
YOU AGREE WITH ME, RIGHT? YES, SIR.
THEN WHY WEREN' MY INSTRUCTIONS CARRIED OUT? THE UNIFORMS WERE TO BE DISPOSED OF AND THE CAR BURNED.
WE HAVE THIS PROBLEM, MR.
GARCIA.
THERE WAS A WITNESS.
THE PURPOSE OF DRIVING A POLICE VEHICLE AND DRESSING IN POLICE UNIFORMS WAS FOR EASY ACCESS AND EASY ESCAPE.
NO ONE WOULD SUSPEC A POLICEMAN SEEN NEAR THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
THIS WITNESS SAW THE CRIME.
HE'S A LOCAL SCAVENGER, AND HE'S ALWAYS ON THE STREET.
AND IF HE GO A GOOD LOOK AT OUR FACES, HE'D PROBABLY RECOGNIZE US.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE, GENTLEMEN.
KILL HIM.
[ Ozzie ] HOWIE, IS HAROLD HEAVY ON YOUR LAP? UH, NO, NO.
HE'S LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
HE'S STARTING TO LIKE YOU.
WELL, I LIKE HIM TOO.
SEE? YOU PATTED HIM ON THE NOSE.
OH.
I'M SOR-- SORRY.
OZZIE, DO YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU STOLE THAT CAB? THE COPS WERE CHASING ME.
UH, THE POLICE WERE CHASING YOU BECAUSE YOU STOLE THE CAB.
SOME OF THE POLICE WAS CHASING ME 'CAUSE I WAS DRIVIN' A CAB, BUT SOME WAS CHASING ME 'CAUSE I SAW THE OLD MAN GET KILLED.
HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THAT SWEATER? UH, I DON'T REMEMBER.
I GUESS IT MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT-- NEVER MIND, KID.
WHAT OLD MAN DIED? THE OLD MAN IN THE GARAGE THAT CHASES ME AND HAROLD EVERY DAY.
YOU MEAN, BESIDES THE POLICEMEN, THERE WAS AN OLD MAN CHASING YOU? NOT TODAY.
TODAY HE WAS DEAD.
- OZZIE, HOW'D THE OLD MAN DIE? - THE COPS SHOT HIM.
THE-THE POLICE SHOT THE OLD MAN? WELL, THEY DID BUT THEY DIDN'T.
SAY, HOW FAST CAN THIS TRUCK GO? UH, COLT, YOU KNOW THOSE WILD GOOSE CHASES BIG JACK WAS TELLING US ABOUT? I THINK THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THEM.
I HAD A GOOSE ONCE.
IT FELL OFF A TRUCK, AND I GOT IT.
AND I WAS HOLDING IT ON MY LAP, AND I WAS PETTING IT.
THEN IT GOT UNFROZEN, AND MY PANTS GOT ALL WET.
- YOU MAY BE RIGHT, KID.
- HEY, I KNOW THIS PLACE.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I LIVE HERE.
[ Laughs ] HEY, OZ? YOU NEED ANY MONEY? NO, THANKS.
I GO EVERYTHING THAT I NEED.
YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
SO, WHAT TIME DO WE LEAVE FOR ACAPULCO TOMORROW, COLT? I FIGURE WE'D BETTER GET TO THE AIRPORT BY 8:00 JUST TO BE SAFE.
TA-DA! I BOUGHT IT FOR THE TRIP TO ACAPULCO TOMORROW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE AWFULLY COLD ON THE AIRPLANE.
AND IN ANOTHER 30 SECONDS, HOWIE'S GONNA START DROOLING ALL OVER HIMSELF.
HAROLD, JUST LET THA STEEP FOR A WHILE BEFORE YOU PUT THE MILK IN.
UH, HAROLD, AREN'T YOU GONNA EAT YOUR COOKIES? WHAT'S THAT? WELL, YES, I DID NOTICE THAT YOU GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT, BUT I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING.
OH, I DON'T MIND IF I DO.
I'M VERY HUNGRY.
[ Knocking ] WHO'S THERE? [ Man ] POLICE OFFICERS.
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
I DON'T WANT ANY MESSAGE FROM PEPE GARCIA.
IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR, WE'RE GONNA BUST IT IN.
[ Man #2 ] OPEN UP OR WE'LL START SHOOTING.
WE HAVE A WARRAN FOR YOUR ARREST.
JUMP.
I SAID OPEN UP! NO! YOU GO FIRST! [ Screaming ] [ Laughing ] I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
[ Colt ] IF IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH WORK, FORGET IT.
WE'RE GOING TO PARADISE TOMORROW.
I DON'T NEED YOU FOR WORK.
IT'S ABOUT OZZIE.
- HE'S WANTED FOR MURDER.
- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.
A CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE WAS FOUND MURDERED IN HIS GARAGE THIS MORNING.
A WITNESS SAW A MAN WHO FITS THE DESCRIPTION OF OZZIE RUNNING OUT OF THE GARAGE.
DID THEY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SEEING POLICE? TWO POLICEMEN WERE CHASING HIM OUT OF THE GARAGE.
THEN WHY DID THEY ONLY ARREST HIM FOR CAR THEFT? THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
I TAKE IT THAT OZZIE'S ORIGINAL BOND'S BEEN REVOKED.
AS OF AN HOUR AGO.
I BETTER PICK HIM UP.
UH-UH.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY NOW.
OZZIE'S NOT GONNA GO WITH THE POLICE.
HE THINKS THEY MURDERED THE JUDGE.
WHAT? COLT! COME ON, KID.
WE GOTTA GO PICK UP OZZIE BEFORE THE POLICE DO.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TOO LATE.
YEAH, EITHER THE POLICE GOT HIM OR HE GOT AWAY.
I HAD A FEELING HE'D LIVE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.
YEAH, OZZIE'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS OUT OF GARBAGE CANS.
POOR GUY.
LIVES OFF THINGS PEOPLE CAN'T USE ANYMORE AS HE WANDERS THROUGH A WORLD PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THAT'S ALMOST POETIC, HOWIE.
I HEARD IT ON DRAGNET.
WELL, LET'S SEE IF THE MANAGER OF THIS FLEABAG KNOWS ANYTHING.
GET THE DOOR.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND OZZIE GRANT? YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
I LOVE YOUNGER MEN.
[ Chuckles Nervously ] UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? WELL, YOU SEE, THE POLICE CAME, AND, UH, OZZIE-- THAT DINGBAT-- JUMPED RIGHT OUT OF THE WINDOW AND LANDED ON A TRUCK AND GOT AWAY.
AND THEN A FEW MINUTES LATER, AFTER THOSE THREE COPS WERE HERE, WHY, TWO MORE CAME.
- UNIFORMED POLICE? - YEAH.
YOU'D THINK THE FIRST THREE COPS WOULD'VE TOLD THE SECOND TWO COPS AND SAVED THEM THE TRIP.
YEAH, YES, MA'AM.
WELL, LISTEN.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ANYTIME, HONEY.
LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
I MEAN, WE'RE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
I HAVE TO.
I'M HIS PARTNER.
HE WON'T MIND LOSING YOU FOR A FEW HOURS.
NOT AT ALL, KID.
YOU STAY AND ENJOY YOURSELF, YA HEAR? COLT! DON'T LET MY AGE FOOL YOU.
THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR EXPERIENCE.
COLT? HE'LL BE BACK.
THEY ALWAYS COME BACK.
WERE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME IN THERE? HEY, I DIDN'T WAN TO CRAMP YOUR STYLE.
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
YEAH, THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
[ Engine Starts ] THEY'RE THE TWO THAT BAILED HIM OUT.
YEAH, WE BETTER FOLLOW 'EM.
THEY'RE THE ONLY LEAD WE GOT.
HOW'D IT GO? DON'T ASK.
AND DON'T BOTHER WITH THE TAN.
YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO GO TO ACAPULCO WITHOUT ONE, DO YOU? YEAH, WELL, WE MAY HAVE TO POSTPONE OUR TRIP.
WHAT? YEAH, OZZIE'S ON THE LOOSE.
AND WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE UNTIL WE FIND HIM.
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
IT ALWAYS DOES.
COME ON, YOU TWO.
I'M THE ONLY PERSON OZZIE HAS THAT CAN HELP HIM.
BESIDES, WOULDN'T WE HAVE A MUCH BETTER TIME ON OUR TRIP KNOWING THAT OZZIE WAS SAFE? [ Phone Ringing ] - YEAH, HELLO.
- HELLO, COLT.
- IT'S GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- WHERE ARE YOU? I KNOW, BUT I'M NO GONNA TELL YOU.
OZZIE, I WANT TO HELP YOU.
NOW PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.
I CAN'T.
I GOTTA FIND MY NEWSPAPER REPORTER FRIEND.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN FIX IT.
[ Woman On P.
A.
] DR.
CALOMERIS TO SURGERY.
DR.
CALOMERIS TO SURGERY.
OZZIE, I CAN HELP YOU.
I PROMISE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, HAROLD? NO.
NO, COLT.
HAROLD SAYS NO.
WE GOTTA FIND THE NEWSPAPER REPORTER FRIEND.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HELP US.
[ Woman On P.
A.
] DR.
CLARK, INTENSIVE CARE.
DR.
CLARK, INTENSIVE CARE.
I REALLY HAVE TO HANG UP NOW.
HAROLD SAYS WE HAVE TO GO.
OZZIE, WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE.
COLT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.
WE GOT IT ALL TOGETHER.
GOOD-BYE, COLT.
[ Woman Screams ] JODY, CHECK WITH EVERY HOSPITAL IN THE L.
A.
AREA.
FIND OUT WHERE A DR.
CALOMERIS OR A DR.
CLARK PRACTICE AT, HUH? OKAY.
[ Woman On P.
A.
] DR.
CARPENTER TO X-RAY.
DR.
CARPENTER TO X-RAY.
[ Ozzie ] UH-OH.
COLT FOUND ME.
OH, IT'S ABOUT TIME I GOT A DOCTOR.
I'VE BEEN BUZZING THIS THING FOR 20 MINUTES! I HAVE THIS WHEEZING IN MY CHEST, DOCTOR.
WILL YOU LISTEN TO IT? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO LISTEN WITH A STETHOSCOPE? TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
[ Inhales, Exhales ] HOW DOES IT SOUND? WONDERFUL.
WHERE'S MY REGULAR DOCTOR? - HAVE YOU EVER HAD THIS BEFORE? - YES.
WELL, YOU GOT IT AGAIN.
WHAT KIND OF A DOCTOR ARE YOU? WHAT KIND WOULD YOU LIKE? I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET HAROLD.
- YOU'RE NO DOCTOR! - NO, I'M NOT, BUT HAROLD IS.
GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW! BOTH OF US? GET OUT! [ Loud Clattering ] HI, COLT.
HOW NICE OF YOU TO COME TO VISIT.
YOU TOO, HOWIE.
COME ON NOW, OZZIE.
WE'RE GOING NOW.
BUT, COLT, WE HAVEN'T FOUND MY FRIEND THE REPORTER YET.
CALL YOUR FRIEND LATER, OZ.
TAKE IT EASY.
YOU'RE TAKIN' US TO JAIL, AREN'T YOU? DON'T WORRY, OZZIE.
WE'LL STRAIGHTEN EVERYTHING OUT.
YOU WON'T HAVE TO STAY THERE VERY LONG.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL.
I'M AFRAID THEY'RE GONNA HURT US.
THEY'RE GONNA HURT US.
I'M AFRAID, COLT.
WHY DON'T WE GO CAMPING? I KNOW A WONDERFUL SPOT, AND WE'LL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.
WE'LL DO THA AS SOON AS WE GET THIS WHOLE THING RESOLVED.
- DO YOU LIKE ME? - I LOVE YA.
- YOU TOO? - SURE, OZ.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M A DOCTOR! - OZZIE, BE QUIET.
- NO! SOMEBODY HELP ME! OZZIE! RUN, HAROLD! RUN! RUN! [ Chattering ] HE WON'T BE HARD TO FIND.
HE STANDS OUT ANYPLACE.
EXCUSE ME.
DID YOU JUST SEE A GUY COME OUT HERE? THE ONLY THING THAT CAME THROUGH THAT DOOR IS THE STIFF THAT LEF IN THAT HEARSE.
COME ON, KID.
WE GOT A HEARSE TO CATCH.
THERE THEY ARE.
YEAH, BUT THEY'RE ALONE.
THEY'RE STILL OUR ONLY LEAD.
FOLLOW 'EM.
[ Engine Starts ] [ Knocking ] HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE BACK HERE.
OH, MY GOD! I WAS AFRAID THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOMEDAY.
I THINK HE JUST FOUND OU HE'S GOT A LIVE ONE.
HEY, THAT'S OKAY! THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
HEY, COLT, THAT WAS FUN! [ Laughs ] OZZIE, IT ISN'T NICE TO KEEP RUNNING AWAY.
DON'T YOU LIKE ME ANYMORE? SURE I DO.
BUT YOU GOTTA STAR BEHAVING YOURSELF.
THAT WASN'T ME.
THAT WAS HAROLD.
YES, IT WAS.
I DID NOT.
IT WAS YOU, HAROLD.
I NEVER SAID THAT! [ Gasps ] COLT, IT'S THE COPS THAT KILLED THE JUDGE! OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.
LET US DO THE TALKING.
OKAY, EVERYBODY FREEZE! OFFICER, I CAN EXPLAIN.
I WORK FOR THE BONDING COMPANY THAT PUT UP THIS MAN'S BAIL.
DON'T BELIEVE 'EM.
THEY WANNA KILL ME.
I SEE.
WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP IN APPREHENDING HIM.
BUT HIS BOND'S BEEN REVOKED, AND HE'S WANTED FOR MURDER.
YEAH, WELL, LET ME TAKE HIM IN.
IT'D LOOK GOOD TO MY BOSS.
SORRY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TURN HIM OVER TO US NOW.
YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB.
HEY! PLEASE! DON'T LET 'EM TAKE ME! THEY-- THEY KILLED THE OLD MAN! I'M TELLIN' YA, COLT! THEY'RE KILLERS! DON'T LET 'EM TAKE ME! [ Colt ] HOWIE, I GOT AN AWFUL FEELING ABOUT THIS.
[ Howie ] YEAH, WELL, WHA IF HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH? HE LOOKS DESPERATE.
AND IF WE INTERFERE, WE COULD BE IN REAL TROUBLE.
SO WHO DO WE BELIEVE-- A CRAZY MAN? OR DO WE BELIEVE TWO POLICEMEN WHO SEEM AWFULLY LEGITIMATE? FIND THE REPORTER! HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE US! NEITHER.
WE FOLLOW 'EM AND SEE FOR OURSELVES.
[ Engine Starts ] THERE'S A POLICE STATION IN THE NEXT BLOCK.
IF THEY'RE LEGITIMATE POLICEMEN, THEY'LL TURN HIM IN THERE.
[ Howie ] WELL, THERE'S THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION.
[ Tires Screech ] [ Gunshot ] - OZZIE, JUMP IN THE BACK! - [ Gunshot ] OZZIE, GET DOWN! [ Horn Honking ] COME ON, HAROLD.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
WELL, I THINK WE LOST 'EM.
THAT'S NOT ALL WE LOST, COLT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.
[ Guitar ] I HOPE YOU HAVE BROUGHT ME GOOD NEWS.
NOT EXACTLY.
OUR WITNESS IS NOT DEAD? WE HAD HIM, AND WE WERE TAKING HIM TO A NICE, QUIET PLACE TO KILL HIM.
BUT HE GOT HELP.
WHAT KIND OF HELP? TWO GUYS IN A PICKUP TRUCK.
THE SAME TWO GUYS THAT BAILED HIM OUT.
AND YOU TWO EXPERTS WERE STOPPED BY TWO AMATEURS? MR.
GARCIA, THOSE TWO GUYS SURE DIDN'T HANDLE THEMSELVES LIKE AMATEURS.
YOU SPOILED MY APPETITE.
DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL GET HIM BEFORE THE POLICE DO.
WELL, SEE THAT YOU DO.
BECAUSE IF HE'S TO BE CAPTURED BY THE POLICE, THE ONLY THING LINKING ME TO THE MURDER IS YOU TWO.
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SEARCHED THOSE HILLS UNTIL 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
YEP.
WE HAVE TO STAR RIGHT BACK OVER AGAIN.
NOT THE HILLS AGAIN.
NOPE.
I'M GONNA FIND OU ABOUT THOSE POLICEMEN.
NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY A LITTLE VISIT TO, UH, SEE THE MANAGER.
WHAT? I CAN'T GO BACK THERE ALONE, COLT.
LOOK.
SHE'S JUST A WOMAN JUST LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN.
MAYBE A LITTLE SEASONED.
JUST TREAT HER LIKE A LADY.
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GE THE INFORMATION YOU NEED.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTING LIKE THIS.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I TOOK A YEAR OF SENSITIVITY TRAINING.
RIGHT.
LET'S GO.
HMM.
POLICE DATA CENTER.
WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU THIS INFORMATION? YOU HAVEN' CALLED ME IN THREE WEEKS.
WELL, HONEY, JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T CALLED YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT YA.
I BET.
LISTEN, RIGHT NOW I'M BUSY WITH OZZIE.
AND THEN, UH-- THEN I GOTTA GO AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS-- BUSINESS.
BUT WHEN I GET BACK, IT'S ME AND YOU.
COLT, I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
NO, LISTEN.
FIRST WE'LL, UH, UH-- I KNOW.
FIRST WE'LL GO OU FOR A CANDLELIGHT DINNER.
THEN WE'LL TAKE THE HORSES OU FOR A MOONLIGHT RIDE ON LOVERS' PASS.
THEN WE'LL PUT A BLANKET DOWN ON A NICE HILLSIDE AND JUST STARE AT THE STARS.
OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
BUT WHY WASTE ALL THAT TIME? [ Phones Ringing ] [ Clears Throat ] THAT INFORMATION YOU WANTED ABOUT POLICE VEHICLE 1554.
IT IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE.
IT, UH, WENT OFF A CLIFF A MONTH AGO AND BURNED UP.
WELL, IT'S BACK.
SOMEBODY WHO HAS ACCESS TO POLICE RECORDS MADE THEMSELVES THEIR VERY OWN POLICE CAR.
YOU SURE OF THIS NUMBER? POSITIVE.
MY GUESS, THEY'RE HIT MEN FOR THE LOCAL MOB.
[ Laughs ] COLT, YOU'RE STARTING TO BELIEVE THOSE MOVIES YOU'RE IN.
WHO ELSE WOULD BENEFI FROM KILLING A CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE? WHO SAYS THEY KILLED HIM? OZZIE.
WE HAVE A WITNESS THAT SAW OZZIE LEAVING THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
YEAH, BEING CHASED BY TWO POLICEMEN.
COME ON, MARIA.
PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.
COLT, OZZIE IS A CERTIFIED WACKO.
HIS TESTIMONY WILL NEVER STAND UP IN COURT.
YOU KNOW THA AND I KNOW THAT.
BUT THE BAD GUYS DON'T.
OTHERWISE, THEY WOULDN' BE TRYING TO KILL HIM.
OKAY.
I'LL PUT AN A.
P.
B.
OU ON THAT PATROL CAR.
GREAT.
REMEMBER, WE GO A DATE NEXT WEEK, HUH? BYE.
I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK.
THEY ALWAYS COME BACK.
I'M NOT HERE FOR PLEASURE, LUCILLE.
[ Laughs ] THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
I-I NEED TO FIND OU ABOUT A FRIEND OF OZZIE'S.
IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOU WHETHER HAROLD EXISTS OR NOT, I WONDER ABOUT THAT MYSELF.
NO, IT'S NOT HAROLD.
I NEED TO FIND OUT ABOUT A NEWSPAPER REPORTER THAT OZZIE KNOWS.
WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PARTICULARLY NICE TO ME.
I KNOW, LUCILLE, AND I'M SORRY.
HMM.
WORDS COME EASY, KID.
DOESN'T ALWAYS SAY WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LISTEN.
I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
HOW ABOUT THE TWO OF US HAVING A LITTLE DINNER TONIGHT? I HAVE A DATE TONIGH WITH A HOCKEY PLAYER.
AH, GEE.
THAT'S TOO BAD, LUCILLE.
BUT I'M FREE TOMORROW NIGHT.
TOMORROW? MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT.
TOMORROW IT IS.
YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
WE'LL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.
NOW ABOUT THA NEWSPAPER MAN.
SEE, THIS USED TO BE HIS BEAT UNTIL HE WENT CRAZY.
I MEAN REALLY CRAZY.
I GUESS THAT'S WHY HE AND OZZIE BECAME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.
THEY SORT OF, YOU KNOW, IDENTIFY WITH EACH OTHER.
RIGHT.
WELL, WHERE CAN I FIND HIM? Y-YEAH.
WHERE HE AND OZZIE BOTH BELONG-- AT ST.
ELIZABETH'S MENTAL SANITARIUM.
HE WAS COMMITTED THERE ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
THAT'S GREAT.
YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP, LUCILLE.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TOMORROW NIGHT.
YOU SHOULD BE.
IT'S GONNA BE QUITE AN EVENING.
I'M SURE IT WILL BE.
LEAVE THIS TO ME, HAROLD.
DR.
ROSKINEN.
LET'S GO, HAROLD.
[ Howie ] THE GUY WHO OZZIE'S LOOKING FOR, THE REPORTER, HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, AND HE'S IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL.
THAT'S WHERE OZZIE WAS HEADING.
HE JUST GOT THE HOSPITALS MIXED UP.
WELL, YOU DID GOOD, KID.
BESIDES, YOU GOT US THE ONLY LEAD WE HAVE.
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE WITH HER TOMORROW NIGHT.
HEY, DO YOU REALLY THINK THOSE POLICEMEN ARE HIT MEN FOR THE MOB? WELL, THAT'S A GOOD GUESS.
WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE THE NERVE TO MAKE A HIT ON A JUDGE? NOT TO MENTION IMPERSONATING OFFICERS.
OH, POOR OZZIE.
HE REALLY WALKED IN ON SOMETHING.
STARTING TO GROW ON YA, ISN'T HE? YEAH.
I TOLD YOU HE WOULD.
I JUST HOPE WE CAN GET TO HIM BEFORE THE OTHER GUYS DO.
- WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? - WE'RE HERE TO VISI ONE OF YOUR PATIENTS.
SORRY.
VISITING DAY IS SUNDAY.
WHAT WE REALLY WANT TO DO IS TALK TO HIS DOCTOR.
WELL, I HAVE TO HAVE A PASS.
IF YOU WANT TO WAIT, I CAN CALL THE DOCTOR.
NO.
WE'LL, UH-- WE'LL COME BACK SUNDAY.
WHERE WE GOING? AROUND BACK.
I NEVER DID LIKE GETTIN' INTO ANY PLACE THE EASY WAY.
WHY ARE WE STOPPING? THEY TRIED TO GET IN.
THEY MUST'VE HAD A REASON.
WE GOT A REPOR OF A DISTURBANCE.
CLARK, I'M SO GLAD WE FOUND YOU.
IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU AND HAROLD, OZZIE.
YOU'VE GOTTA SAVE US.
MY FRIEND COLT IS TRYIN' TO PUT ME IN JAIL, AND THERE'S TWO BAD COPS WHO'S TRYIN' TO KILL US.
DON'T WORRY, OZ.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
WE ARE? LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME.
HERE WE DO THINGS THE AMERICAN WAY.
WE FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
[ Man ] ORVILLE, YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
IT'S CRAZY.
I'VE HEARD THAT ALL MY LIFE.
ME TOO.
THAT'S WHY I KNOW THIS IS REALLY CRAZY.
HOW MANY POUNDS YOU GONNA USE, COLT? ABOUT 1,200 POUNDS OUGHTA DO IT.
YOU READY? YEP.
WILBUR, BELIEVE ME.
I CAN DO IT.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE BIRDS ALL MORNING, AND IT LOOKS EASY.
- BUT BIRDS HAVE WINGS! - SO DO I.
I'M JUST MISSING THE FEATHERS.
THE FEATHERS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.
I DON'T NEED 'EM.
ORVILLE, MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO FLY.
MOVE OVER, ORVILLE.
I'M GOING WITH YOU.
[ Howie ] YOU TWO BE CAREFUL.
THE WIND CURRENTS ARE MEAN TODAY.
LET ME HANDLE THIS ONE.
HI.
NICE DAY.
VERY NICE.
EXCEPT THAT YOU TWO SHOULDN' BE OUT HERE WANDERING AROUND ALL BY YOURSELVES.
WELL, WE'RE NOT PATIENTS.
NO, WE'RE STUNTMEN.
OH, REALLY? THEN YOU MUST KNOW BURT REYNOLDS.
- SURE.
DOUBLED HIM IN A LOT OF HIS PICTURES.
- WELL, HE'S RIGHT INSIDE.
- BURT REYNOLDS IS IN THERE? - WELL, SURE.
WE HAVE CLARK GABLE, THE THREE STOOGES, AND WE EVEN HAVE CHARLES DE GAULLE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE REALLY AREN'T PATIENTS.
WE'RE BOUNTY HUNTERS.
AH.
SO NOW YOU WANT TO BE BOUNTY HUNTERS.
WELL, WE HAVE THESE NICE LITTLE ROOMS INSIDE.
WE'RE GONNA LOCK YOU UP, AND YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE.
WELL, I GUESS WE CAN' DO THIS THE EASY WAY, HUH? [ Grunts ] HAROLD IS REAL SCARED.
I'M SCARED, BUT HAROLD IS EVEN MORE SCARED.
OZZIE, YOU KNOW WHAT'S UNDERNEATH THIS MILD-MANNERED REPORTER'S OUTFIT, DON'T YOU? A SUPER SUIT AND A CAPE.
RIGHT.
AND WITH IT, I AM INVINCIBLE.
JUST LET ME SEE THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF DANGER, AND I'LL HEAD RIGHT FOR THE NEAREST PHONE BOOTH.
HEY, WHA ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'? WELL, NOW WE'RE PLAYING COPS.
HEY, COME BACK HERE! CLARK, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR TREATMENT.
OH, YES.
THE TREATMENT.
IT'S FOR THE X-RAY EYES.
FOR THE X-RAY EYES.
[ Screams ] [ Howie ] LOOKS LIKE THEY BEAT US TO OZZIE.
COME ON, KID.
WE'RE GONNA PLAY DOCTOR.
AM I GONNA DIE? YOU WILL IF YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
[ Grunting ] HOLD IT.
HOLD IT.
HOWIE, GET HIS GUN.
GET DOWN THERE! I TOLD YOU, COLT! I TOLD YOU! BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
- NOBODY EVER BELIEVES ME.
- WE BELIEVE YOU, OZZIE.
[ Man ] DO YOU KNOW THE PENALTY FOR THREATENING AN OFFICER? [ Colt ] I SURE DO.
BUT IF YOU TWO ARE REAL OFFICERS, I'M GABBY HAYES.
NO, CLARK! YOU GOT THE WRONG GUYS! [ Ozzie Continues Yelling ] HOLD HIM, KID.
I'M GOING AFTER THE BAD GUYS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU MUST HAVE KRYPTONITE.
OW! OW! THAT HURTS! RUN, HAROLD! RUN! DON'T BE STUPID! OKAY, YOU'RE NOT STUPID! ALL RIGHT, HAROLD! [ Muttering ] HEY, THERE'S A GUY ON YOUR ROOF.
BOY, THESE GUYS'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT.
HEY, COLT, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
[ Horn Honks ] [ Tires Squealing ] [ Horn Honking ] [ Man ] I'LL GET RID OF HIM.
WATCH THIS.
[ Horn Honking ] - MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY'S LUCK.
- WELL, HIS LUCK JUST RAN OUT.
- HE'S STILL HANGING ON! - IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
[ Tires Squealing ] [ Crashing ] [ Crashing ] [ Tires Squealing ] [ Man ] THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOCK HIM OFF.
IT DIDN'T WORK.
YOU GOT ANY OTHER IDEAS? [ Tires Squealing ] [ Crashing ] [ Tires Squealing ] LOOK OUT! MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.
[ Siren Wailing ] NO, IT ISN'T.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
OKAY, GET OUTTA THERE.
THIS IS THA FAKE PATROL CAR WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR.
HEY, WASN'T THA GREAT, COLT? YOU OKAY, OZZIE? OH, SURE, FINE.
I COULDN'T BE ANY BETTER.
HUH? WHAT'S THAT, HAROLD? OH, SURE, HAROLD.
COLT, HAROLD WANTS TO KNOW, CAN WE GO HOME NOW? SURE, OZZIE.
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
AND YOU TOO, HAROLD.
COME ON.
RIGHT, BIG JACK.
HEY, BUT WE'RE ONLY GONNA BE GONE FOR FIVE DAYS.
LOOK, I PROMISE I'LL CALL YOU AS SOON AS WE GET BACK.
RIGHT.
THANKS FOR CALLING.
THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
BYE-BYE.
WELL, BIG JACK SAYS OUR BAD POLICEMEN HAVE UNBURDENED THEIR GUILT TO THE AUTHORITIES.
THEY NOW HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO INDICT PEPE GARCIA.
GREAT.
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW CRIME DOESN'T PAY.
AND IT'S NICE TO KNOW WE CAN GO TO ACAPULCO WITHOUT ANY WORRIES.
YEAH, WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT SIT AROUND THE POOL AND THINK ABOUT WHAT DRINK TO ORDER.
COME ON, JODY.
WE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LEAVE WITHOUT ME.
HEY, KID, YOU GO AN OBLIGATION TO FULFILL.
[ Knocking ] HOWIE.
IT'S YOUR DATE.
HI! WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME HOW TERRIFIC I LOOK? LUCILLE, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
OH, COWBOY, YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE.
HELLO, LUCILLE.
OH, SWEETIE.
LISTEN, DON'T FORGET, YOU GUYS.
YOU'VE GOT THREE TICKETS, AND I'M GONNA BE THERE TOMORROW.
UH, HOWIE, THERE'S SOMETHING WE KINDA FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
WE DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MIND, KID.
- MIND WHAT? - WE GAVE AWAY YOUR TICKET.
- WHAT? TO WHO? - [ Knocking ] THERE HE IS NOW.
BUENOS DÍAS, SEÑOR.
[ Laughing ]