The Flash (2014) s04e05 Episode Script

Girls Night Out

1 My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive.
To the outside world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist.
But secretly, with the help of my friends at S.
Labs, I fight crime and find other meta-humans like me.
But I became lost in time.
It took everything in my friends' power to bring me back.
And in doing so, our world was opened up to new threats.
And I'm the only one fast enough to stop them.
I am the Flash.
Previously on "The Flash" Each of these heat scans indicates a human body.
12 markers, 12 metas.
Why would anyone wanna create metas? What's happening to me? Clearly, this guy is a bus meta.
- Stretch these cells.
- Like silly putty.
Like silly putty.
I'm silly putty? Let my team and I train you.
What made you look into Mayor Bellows? Oh, it was a client.
Last name, DeVoe.
You do what Amunet says for as long as she tells you.
- [YELPS.]
Tell Amunet I'm done.
Joe, I'm pregnant.
Hey, you guys wanna see something really cool? Uh, sure, go for it.
Stretch, Ralph.
- That is pretty cool.
- Mm-hmm.
Okay, look, a-are you sure we can't find this DeVoe guy? I mean, we were warned.
We had a heads-up that someday, someone named DeVoe would be one of my greatest foes.
And the other thing to think about is, do you know how many people there are in this state alone with the name DeVoe? - No.
- Thousands.
And we still don't have an age.
Unless one of your greatest foes is the three-month-old William DeVoe who lives four blocks from here.
I don't think one of my greatest enemies is a baby.
Evil killer baby.
Ehh, could happen.
You're right.
- Ho! - Yo, Felicity! [GIGGLES.]
How'd you get in here? I literally walked in here.
You have you have no security, you have no alarms, you have nothing on your door.
You guys might wanna consider something, anything at all.
You came prepared.
Well, yeah, Team Arrow to Team Bride, you know, very excited for that bachelorette party.
Yep, getting inebriated with same gender to celebrate an archaic institution? Priceless.
I mean, you only get married once, so Well, actually, pretty much everyone gets divorced these days.
55% to be exact, I mean, that's just statistics.
But not not you and Iris.
That would just That would never happen to you guys [STRETCHING NOISES.]
Whose feet are those? That's Ralph Dibny.
I'm gonna I'm gonna go meet up with the ladies.
Well, here you are.
Okay, are you ready for the ladies' nights to end all ladies' nights? And by that, she means a quiet, low-key dinner at a very classy restaurant.
That's exactly what I mean.
Super low-key, super quiet Do you want a pink or a blue feather boa? Actually, Iris, if it's okay, I don't think I'm gonna make it tonight.
I'm just not feeling up to it.
- What? - Aww.
Are you feeling okay? No, I'm fine, I just Sometimes life catches up with you, you know? It's 'cause you're not wearing the tiara.
Put on the tiara.
Everything will change.
Oh! - Wearing the tiara, thank you.
- You're welcome.
Caitlin, please, come on, we work together every day and we never get to do a dinner just us girls.
You have to come.
She's right.
Just one dinner, please? Wouldn't miss it.
This is so insane.
I can't believe you're gonna be a mom again.
I know, well, you always wanted a sibling.
And seven Doctor Whos later, you totally came through.
You're a Doctor Who fan, Joanie? Well, ever since he became a lady, I am.
Bachelor party! Girls, get out.
Oh, that's our cue.
Hey, Barry, congrats on getting hitched.
Thank you! I didn't realize you were in town.
Well, I just stopped by for the weekend.
Good to see you.
You too.
Have a great time.
Don't get too crazy.
- No drinking.
- Mmmm.
No, Iris promised me a totally chill night that even my pregnant little booty can handle.
You should come with us, sweetie.
You know, I'm sure Iris wouldn't mind.
Uh, no, it's okay.
I, um, I actually have plans.
But I will drop you off.
- Have fun.
- Later, guys.
Bye! Okay, I'll get the lights.
Harry will get the brandy.
Hey, Harry, before you pour the brandy, make sure you warm the glasses.
- What? - For real? It's cool.
- Okay.
Are you ready to have your mind blown? [WITH DRAMATIC VOICE.]
Meet Barry Allen.
Before he met Iris West, before he became an interdimensional time-traveling speedster, he was an adorable baby boy with Ewok-level chub.
Ugh, those cheeks.
Cisco, this is great, but where did you get these videos? Man, I'm a ninja.
Watch this part.
Ah, I forgot you two got married.
Ah, you two were so young.
I was so young.
Gentlemen, I have arrived.
- Ralph.
- Dibny.
Wasn't expecting you.
You said see you later.
I assumed this was a superhero hangout and this was a test for my highly attuned detective abilities, which, for the record, nailed it.
Okay, or You weren't invited.
Wow, this house is, uh - Bitchin'? - No.
Looks much bigger from the street.
What's all this crap? This is my bachelor party.
Oh, dear God, you're serious.
This weinerfest is your bachelor party.
This weinerfest is about to indulge in some very fine cigars and a very nice steak dinner at The Oak Okay.
You're gonna pay $50 for a steak dinner? - Why not? - I know a place Where you can get all-you-can-eat steak and chicken for $4.
99 and they even throw in napkins.
Come on, ladies.
No, really, Ralph.
We're gonna stay here, we're gonna go have No, Slim Jim.
I insist.
You can thank me later.
- That was meant to be enjoyed.
I enjoyed it.
Cisco, don't worry.
Where we're going, the drinks flow freely and the view is Ugh.
So fancy.
A toast to the future Mrs.
- West-Allen.
- West-Allen.
Although your life with Barry may be fast-paced, I hope you guys take the time to enjoy the special moments.
Aww, thank you guys for coming.
It really means a lot.
Well, all right, who wants my champagne? Craziest thing I get to do tonight is order two desserts.
- I'll take it.
- That's right.
Iris told me you were pregnant.
How's that going? Yeah, it's g it's good.
I mean, it wasn't exactly part of my plan, but I just could not be happier.
I know exactly what you mean.
Oh, yeah, how is everything with Oliver and William? [OMINOUS MUSIC.]
Do I hear wedding bells ringing in your future? Oh, no, the last time we did anything that resembled a wedding, Oliver got shot with an arrow, so Uh, did you girls order a stripper? Why didn't you tell me? I would've brought all my singles.
No, I Girl, you into some freaky stuff.
Amunet wants you.
Uh, Caitlin, do you know him? You need to come with me.
I'm not going anywhere with you.
Please tell me that this is just part of his act.
If it is, it's taking too long.
Take it off! Gross! I meant take off your pants, not your eye! [SHRIEKS.]
Oh, my God.
Stand back, baby mama, we got this.
Holy Please don't do this.
Didn't have to be this way.
What? I was hoping to see you again.
Really? So I could give you another scar? [HISSES.]
I hate pink.
Doesn't it just take your breath away? [CHEERING AND WHISTLING.]
Ladies and gentlemen, that is Jade.
Gentlemen, I welcome you to The Golden Booty.
There ain't nothing golden about any of this.
- Nope.
- Came through for you.
Right, man? What do you think? I think I should've brought some hand sanitizer.
Always come prepared.
Ohh, yes.
Ralph, this isn't really my speed.
Speed jokes? You're better than that, Allen.
I wasn't Hey, Ralphy.
Uh, Disney, you're a regular in this joint? Oh.
So much more than that.
The girls may not be bottomless, but for yours truly, the French fries always are.
Golden Booty policy.
Out of respect for the ladies No touching, no pictures, no video, and no cell phones.
- What? - [CLEARS THROAT.]
I need a drink.
God, I wish I could have a drink.
Bro, do you really think I'd let you down like that? Your special concoction.
Guaranteed to give you that gentle, pleasant buzz all night long.
What if we need the Flash? I volunteer to be designated superhero.
Go for it, Bar, you deserve it.
- To Barry and Iris.
ALL: To Barry and Iris.
They're not picking up.
What the hell just happened? Who was that Medusa man? You know that is not a Cisco-approved name.
Don't worry about who that was.
Caitlin's taste in clothes is matched only by her taste in men Both terrible.
Wait, how are you you? I thought Caitlin was cured.
Caitlin shouldn't be keeping secrets from her friend.
You are friends, right? Yeah, of course we are.
Your friend was going out of town tonight.
What? Why? Because she got herself into something she couldn't handle.
Where are you going? To find Norvock's boss and to kill her.
And you need a change of clothes for that because Whoa! Whoa, okay, apparently somebody doesn't have boundary issues.
Uh, okay, girls, can I talk to you in the Cortex? Can we take it back for a minute? Since when did her superpowers make her a supervillain? [WHISPERING.]
She is not a villain, okay? I remember being kidnapped by her last year.
- What? - Okay, yes, but that is because she was being manipulated by Savitar, and in the end, we wouldn't have been able to stop him without her.
Look, I know that there is some good in there.
I get it.
Technically, Caitlin is underneath all of that somewhere, but she is still dangerous.
And she is also our friend, okay? I am not just gonna abandon our teammate.
I'm coming with you.
No, Cecile, you're pregnant.
And your father will kill me if you get killed at your own bachelorette party.
That is some crazy logic and that means I'm in too.
Oh, great, happy bachelorette.
What are you all talking about? Oh, nothing, you know, just talking about how cool it is to kill people and such.
No pun intended.
It's been real, ladies.
I'm gonna use the S.
Labs satellite to track her cold signature.
Great, I'm gonna try and call for backup again.
And I'll remember that it's Caitlin under there.
You gotta stop doing that.
I'm just getting change for a five.
What? Did you think I was stealing? It's not about your sticky fingers, Ralph, it's about your stretchy arm outwardly displayed.
Oh, so I should be more like Captain Discreet over there.
Yeah! Whoo! I have slightly miscalculated his bachelor elixir.
I got this one.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey! - How you feeling? - I feel good.
You're gonna need to walk this off.
Or run it off.
Because I'm the Flash.
Let's get you back to the table.
Barry? What did you just do? [SLURRED.]
I just went and got peanuts from the bar.
You didn't even move.
Or did I? - Drink up.
- Oh, I'm good.
Ah, it's cranberry juice, buttercup.
So I was talking to Charity Not her real name She tells me the dancers here make more in a month - than an average teacher - Blah, blah, blah.
Less talky, more dancey.
Next dancer it's Jasmine! Whoo! [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING.]
Whoo! Oh, yeah.
Whoo! Oh, hell no.
Hey, she looks like Cecile's daughter.
Ugh! I'm sorry.
I thought touching without permission is what you wanted.
I'd let me pass.
Unless you wanna know what it feels like when the liquid in your eyeballs crystallizes.
Darling, you're here! Let her in! [CLAPS.]
Let her in, let her in.
Next time you wanna talk, come yourself.
Don't send your eye-hole to attack me.
Did you start a fight? Honestly, Norvock.
That's why you're my third favorite henchman.
I mean, what do I always say? Never start a fight you can't finish.
Hmm? And that, my dear, is why you are my favorite.
You listen.
Well, apparently, you don't.
I'm out, Amunet.
Out? Out of what? Out of options? Out of your mind? Out of the closet? There's just so many outs for the lady in blue.
Are you asking me to dance? You should know by now I don't ask for anything.
I tell, and I take.
Now, come along.
I want to show you something that could make us both very rich.
Came to party and beat will go on All right, do you think they're gonna be able to tell that we don't exactly fit in here? Well, it was your idea to wear boas, so no.
Have we heard from the guys yet? No.
Ladies, okay, we are on our own, okay? How about a little love? No! No, no, no, no, no.
No love.
- Engaged.
Okay, bye.
- No love.
Is it just me, or does it seem like everybody here already bought what that guy is selling? Uh, ladies, stay here, okay? I think I know where Frost is.
You got a pet.
I call him The Weeper.
I love naming metas.
I know someone else like that.
Three weeks ago, this young man became a meta-human and I acquired my new favorite product to sell in my network.
Did you notice? Love is quite literally in the air.
Do you know why? Oh.
His tears are a drug? His tears, my dear [SIGHS.]
Are a gold mine.
One taste and Central City will be hooked.
Then why do you need me? Really? Well, if I'm going to be selling something quite valuable, I'm going to need protection.
That's what you've got good old snake-eye for.
A deal like this requires a lady's touch.
I-in your case, strength, and I'll cut you in for 10%.
15%, and I throw in not killing you right now for your misguided rebellion.
And that is only because I've got forgiveness in my kidneys, right? I think you meant heart.
No, there's no beat beat in this chest, sister.
As much fun it is to play "I'm the bigger badass," I'm bored.
And like I said I'm done.
Do you know what everyone's mistake in business is? Hmm? Not realizing who has the power in the room.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey.
Ladies, ladies, let's put the meta-abilities down.
I'm sorry, who is this chick? Oh, uh, this chick Oh.
Is trying to stop a meta-fight from destroying your very enchanting club.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Should I stop her? No.
Let her think she can walk away.
You're lucky she didn't kill you, West.
Who was that? That was Amunet Black.
Of the underground market? Oh, I'm guessing this chick has a criminal record.
Yeah, she's been linked to the meta-human black market selling stolen technology, but we've never been able to nail her down.
And how do you know her? Through Caitlin.
Six months ago, Caitlin thought she had everything under control.
Can't keep a good bad side down for long, am I right? She felt me becoming much stronger.
She found out that Amunet had some tech that would let her stay in charge.
She got desperate, so she decided to use it.
But it came with a price tag.
Which which was? Being her muscle.
Did you kill anyone? Some people lost their fingers and their toes, but no, no one died.
And how are you here now? While Caitlin sleeps, I am awake.
Oh, my God! You're like The Incredible Hulk! That's I said that with too much chutzpah.
- Yeah.
- Dialing it back.
Look, what are Amunet's plans for The Weeper? Not my problem.
Look, he was on that bus.
We helped create him.
We need to save him.
I need to leave and escape Amunet.
And you're just gonna run away? Listen, there's a reason the CCPD has not caught her.
And that you idiots just realized there's a major crime lord living under your noses for the past three years.
She's too powerful.
We can't stop her.
Guys, we have a responsibility to The Weeper and to the city.
What do you suggest we do? We need to rescue him before Amunet does whatever she's planning, okay? Cecile, you need to gather information on Amunet, and, Felicity, you need to pull up the blueprint to the club.
We got this.
We're strong women.
This isn't what you think, Joe.
Good, 'cause I thought I saw you dancing on that stage in a gold sequin bikini.
No, I'm writing a book on the female experience.
I'd buy that book.
Shake it, baby! Why does your female experience include you dancing at The Golden Booty? Because we live in a society that's dictated by the male gaze.
I wanna control the narrative of feminism, okay? I wanna show the world that a powerful, strong woman She can wear anything, be it a bikini or a pantsuit.
Or nothing.
That's not how feminism works.
Will you cut it out? Joanie's practically his daughter.
Sad Flash, why the face? Nothing, I just [CRYING.]
I just love chicken wings so much.
Where are you gonna go? I know a guy who can breach me to another Earth.
Start over.
Escape Amunet.
Be who I wanna be.
And that's Killer Frost, right? Don't be cute, West.
You can't stop me.
I wasn't planning on it.
Look, I know you could kill me.
Just like you could've killed Amunet tonight or Cisco six months ago.
But you didn't.
There is a part of you that is good.
And decent.
You just don't know how to accept it.
You think you know me now? No.
But I do know what Caitlin looks like when she's scared.
And you have that same look in your eyes right now.
You're just as afraid of being Caitlin as Caitlin is of being Killer Frost.
If you still wanna have a hand for Barry to put a ring on, I suggest you move it.
There's a strong, powerful woman that we both love and fear and her name is your mother.
- Does she know you work here? - Of course not.
She would just jump to all the same conclusions that you are.
Joanie, your mother and I just want you to be happy.
But I think you need to ask yourself why you're keeping this a secret from her.
Joe? [CRYING.]
Why didn't Rose make room for Jack on the door? There was plenty of room for both of them.
Uh, Cisco, when does this gift of yours stop giving? Man, I don't know.
I thought we'd be watching home movies right now.
Again, you are welcome.
You steal $20 from me, Ralphy? When? I mean [LAUGHS.]
Yeah, you did.
I saw it.
I've been waiting a long time for this, Dibs.
- Oh! - [SCREAMS.]
You monster! [GRUNTS.]
Everybody, stop! I'm a cop! [YELPS.]
I'm the Flash! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
You're late.
I'm right on time.
What, were you expecting a different meta? Nobody walks away from me, Frost.
Did you really think I was going to let you just breach into the sunset? You owe me your life.
- [SIGHS.]
And I always take what I'm owed.
Hands over your head, ma'am.
Is there any part of the way that I'm dressed that leads you to believe I want to be called ma'am? Hmm? [METAL BUZZES.]
Kill you later, Caity.
Let me help you.
It's already knotted, you just have to pull it tight.
What happened? You don't remember? When she's in control, I don't remember much of what happens.
Did she I hurt anyone? Just that snake-eyed scumbag.
Didn't kill him, though.
So the cure, it Didn't work.
Not all the way.
Which is why you wanted to leave tonight? [SIGHS.]
And why it took you six months to come back? When Cisco said he was gonna get Barry back from the Speed Force, I thought that maybe I could come back and make up for some of the pain that I caused, but she's getting stronger.
I never should've come back.
That's not true, Caitlin.
You can always come back to your friends.
Why didn't you tell any of us? I didn't know who to talk to.
Could've talked to me.
I'm your friend, Caitlin.
Work friend.
I mean, it's not like you and I have become besties over the last few years.
Yeah, I guess we haven't.
Hey! Jerry, buddy, we gonna get that phone call or what? Hey! Come on, man.
I know you can hear me.
I'm right here.
Okay, great.
You just know everybody, don't you? I've been in here a few times.
You know, I could wiggle through these bars and get us out of here.
Maybe make my finger into a key, that'd be pretty sweet.
A lot of pressure put on the index finger, though.
Iron versus flesh.
What do you think? I think you should stop talking immediately.
I don't ever have to drink again.
Words uttered by everybody who's ever had too many.
This was a bust, huh? Bachelor party.
What's up with you? All night, you've seemed preoccupied.
I'm worried.
About what? Being a dad again.
I'm almost 50, Bar.
When I saw that video Cisco made of you and Iris when you were kids, I Hit me like a ton of bricks.
I was I was young the first time I did this.
- Mm-hmm.
- And seeing Joanie? Ugh.
It's hard raising humans, Bar.
You'll be fine.
I barely get enough sleep as it is worrying about you three.
Especially with Wally being gone.
Add to that a crazy baby schedule.
Feeding, the crying I'm honestly scared to death.
Joe, when you raised Iris, you were alone.
When you took me in, you were alone.
And, you know, when Wally showed up, you were alone.
You did all that by yourself.
Single parent.
No one could've done a better job, no one.
Now you've got a partner.
You've got family.
You've always been there for us when we've needed you, and now it's just our turn to do that for you.
We will.
I know you will.
I'll take those three.
These tears are more than just water.
When ingested, the dark matter inside it alters the brain function like that of a psychoactive drug.
So it's like, what, an opioid? It's like a love drug.
From tears.
If this spreads, Central City's gonna have a massive drug problem on its hands.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, well, we need to stop Amunet and save The Weeper before that happens.
How do we find her? I don't know.
She's smart.
Off the grid, always on the move, vever leaves a trail.
Okay, well, what about her powers? The metal that she controls.
Do you know what it is? Some kind of alnico alloy.
Do you think you could use our satellites to track it? You mean run a geological scan of the city for small-scale signatures of aluminum, nickel, and cobalt? Girl, please.
She's headed to Lawrence Hills.
That's that's all industrial out there.
That's steel mills, docks, warehouses.
Okay, we need to stop her.
- Okay.
- Guys, I can't go with you.
If I lose control, I could become a liability.
I'm sorry, Iris, I can't go.
You don't have to.
We got this.
Ladies, what's your status? We're in position.
I think you'll be pleased.
This is him? Mm.
Good boy.
I'll take him.
- On my count, we move.
- Okay.
One, two Three.
I remember you.
You are the chick from the bar, hmm? Oh, no.
Hey, Amunet.
This is between you and me.
Let my friends go and I'll come back and work for you.
It's it's too late for that, Caity.
Do you know why no one has ever testified against me over the years, hmm? Well, it's because they're not alive to.
Take care of them.
Well, hello, Chilly.
We gotta get out of here.
And I thought I wasn't going to be able to kill anyone today.
Kill them! [GUNFIRE.]
I don't think this is gonna hold much longer.
Well, this is a steel factory.
And you move steel plates with Magnets.
Really, really big magnets.
Cecile, turn the crane on.
What? How? Uh, should be in the schematics, just Just highlight it and turn it on.
You and I could have been gods.
I used to work with a god.
Over it.
Cecile, now! [METAL CLINKING.]
Not so scary without your bling now, are ya, sister? Stop! Caitlin, stop.
I'm not Caitlin.
And I'll never be free unless she dies.
No, it's the opposite.
You are free right now.
But if you do this, you will always be a killer.
Killer Frost, Caitlin You don't have to be one or the other.
You get to decide who you are.
Get out of here.
You've ruined this for me today.
And one day soon, I promise you I will ruin something for you.
Hold on.
It's okay, okay? We're gonna help you.
- Get away from me.
- Wha The police are on their way.
We did it, guys.
We really did it.
Actually, it's girls.
I'm gonna have a headache now until my wedding day.
Worth it.
Agree to never speak about what happened tonight? - Agreed.
- If I have to.
What? - Hey.
- Hey.
I saw you called 17 times, everything okay? Oh, yeah, everything is fine.
How was your night? Ummm, good.
- Uneventful.
- Yours? Uh, yeah, yeah, not much happened.
You know what? We actually had a few scrapes.
Honestly, so did we.
- [SIGHS.]
- Some tears were involved.
Yeah, us too.
More crying.
Then puking.
Lost access to the happiest place on Earth.
Pretty sure nothing could've made tonight any worse.
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired, can we just do this tomorrow, please? Aw, chicks with white hair.
Why is Killer Frost here? Guys she has something that she wants to tell you, and you all should listen.
It's just Caitlin.
I can explain everything.
Hey, Joe.
Uh, when you got arrested, I figured you'd be okay 'cause you're a cop, but still.
Yeah, we're all fine.
How was the rest of your night? It was fine.
Joe, I'm gonna do what I want.
I know.
You're an adult.
I was not trying to tell you what to do.
But if I'm being honest, I know that I took it too far tonight.
And what about ? I still believe everything I was saying.
But after we talked, I realized that's not why I'm working there.
So I'm gonna quit.
Are you gonna tell Mom? That's not my secret to tell.
But your mom loves you.
And she'll always listen if you let her.
Just got my first craving.
Hi, you two.
How was your night? Uh, it was fine.
Nothing happened.
You? Oh.
- Super chill.
- Mm.
I'm gonna head to bed, but, um, do you wanna do breakfast in the morning and just talk? Yeah, sweetie, I'd like that.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Good night, guys.
- Good night.
- I gotta tell you something.
- Mm.
This kid of ours? Definitely not a vegetarian.
This kid of ours.
Cecile, I gotta tell you.
I never thought I'd even have a second chance at love, and here you are.
You're my everything.
To top that miracle, we're having this baby.
It's exciting.
Is it okay to say that I'm scared? I'm so glad that you told me that.
'Cause I am terrified.
- Really? - Yes.
I-I thought that I'd finally hit this groove in my life and my career and with you, and now this changes everything.
The last thing I thought at our age, we'd be having a baby.
I know.
It's scary.
But I figure pretty much all we gotta do is love this baby as much as we love each other.
- That's a lot of love.
- Yeah.
- Mm.
- Mm.
So much for quiet and classy, right? Not exactly the bachelorette party you had in mind.
Well, saving the city wasn't a bad way to spend the night.
But the best part of the night was spending it with the ladies of Team Flash.
It was.
When we weren't almost getting killed.
Yeah, we should do it more often.
We should.
The hanging out part, not the almost getting killed part.
I'd like that.
Actually, I wanted to ask you a favor about the wedding.
Oh, you want a custom ice sculpture? [LAUGHS.]
Um I wanted to know if you wanted to be my maid of honor.
Me? Yeah, we're more than work friends, and we've been through a lot together.
Weddings are all about new beginnings, right? So what do you say? You wanna stand up for me? I do.
I guess that's your line, though, right? [LAUGHS.]
Thank you.
- I'm so excited.
- I know.
Do I have a bridesmaid's dress? Of course.
I went to a lot of trouble creating you.
I can't have you running away.
Not until you've completed the task for which you were born.