The Hills (2006) s01e07 Episode Script

Somebody Always Has to Cry

Jason and I had made up after our fight on his birthday, and now things were going great.
I can't get a hold of this girl.
- You're walking? - Yes! I'm your dresser, Whitney.
Whitney and I pulled off our first big fashion show.
And Heidi and Jordan celebrated their six-month anniversary.
But, of course, that didn't go as planned.
- You drive me insane.
- Fine, fine.
Then, if I drive you insane so much, then why are you with me? With the holiday break from work and school, we were all going to have a chance to hang out.
And all I hoped for was a drama-free New Year's kiss.
- Thank you for coming with me.
- Oh, no worries.
I'm kind of hopeless with gifts.
- So what are we looking for? Dog tags? - Dog tags.
They can do from, like, the tiniest, little baby ones to, like, super ghetto fabulous.
Would you like black diamonds instead of white diamonds? - Those black ones are sick.
- Oh, yeah.
Let me see the black ones.
- Oh, that is cool.
- Oh, those are sick, actually.
Should I do two? Just throwing diamonds around.
- I know, right? - That's cool.
We are going to do an engraving on the back, weren't we? Then you can get your name engraved on his.
No, that's dorky.
- "Property of" - I know.
"Do not touch.
" "If lost, return to" No, that's funny, 'cause then afterwards, you're like If you ever break up, you can't wear them.
Geplaatst door: Wendelina1987 Pick it up, baby.
- Yeah, Jason! - I'm doing all the work.
What? Hey, bro.
- See, now we get to go decorate it.
- Oh, fun stuff.
This is your first tree you get to decorate by yourself.
I know, 'cause my mom doesn't let us decorate our tree.
- No way.
- Yeah.
That would be awesome.
This is gonna be funny.
Let's just sit here and watch them do it.
I feel like it's Christmas at home.
Somebody always has to cry.
Nobody cries at our Christmases.
Yeah.
Well, who cries at your Christmases? - I always cry at my Christmases.
- Why do you cry? Because I never get the present I want.
- Holly always gets the attention.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my gosh! - My sister gets all the attention, then we start fighting.
Oh, my God.
You guys have to tell me your families cry at Christmas sometimes.
- Never.
- Not my family.
They cry at, like, the joy of, like, the gift they got.
My grandma's cried because of, like, a really sweet gift.
- That's, like, the only time I can think of.
- What? Whatever.
You guys are such liars.
After you.
- Thank you, Madame.
- Step over the dog.
Can I get a pancake with strawberries on top and an orange juice? Thank you.
It's so weird, like, in L.
A.
, no one thinks it's Christmas.
I'll be like, "Merry Christmas.
" And people are like, "What?" I hope Jason likes his present.
Oh, my God.
He's gonna love it.
Do you know how jealous Jordan is? Lauren, I promise you, he'll love it.
What do you want? Probably get some stuff for the apartment.
You know you're growing up when you want stuff for your apartment, instead of, like, toys and clothes.
I'm not there yet.
- I've always wanted a Chanel bag.
- Yeah.
And it would just be a merry Christmas.
What would you get? Realistic gifts.
- A puppy.
- A what? - A puppy.
- You want a puppy? I got my hopes up so bad that Jordan was gonna get me one.
Yeah, but, like, that's not a big gift, you know? I really want a puppy really bad.
That's what I really want.
Thank you.
What was your favourite Christmas present ever? Like, if you had to pick one.
That's really tricky.
The one I'm gonna get.
Merry Christmas! Hey, where is this snow that everyone's been talking about? - I don't know where to find it.
- I don't know.
Dance? That one looks like my sister's kitty.
I've been nice, but you've been naughty.
Have you been naughty or nice? - Oh, look, baby.
Oh, look.
- It's snowing! Awesome! - It's snowing in L.
A.
- Oh, my God! Dance! - Hey, it's a bubble bath! - Yeah! Real snow! - Let's go home and open presents.
- Yeah! - Give him that.
- Oh, no.
Let him open it.
- No way! - Dude.
- How sick are those? - No way.
Oh, man.
You little - Jordan is so jealous.
- Dude.
I designed them.
I made them myself.
- Oh, my gosh.
- This is all I wanted.
- I love it.
- It's so cool.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Oh, yes.
This is the one I told you you were gonna love, bro.
- Oh, yes! - Oh, yeah! - Merry Christmas! - I just told you today about this.
- I know, but I already knew.
- Oh, that's awesome.
Do you know what we're getting Jordan? - You're not getting him a tattoo.
- Indeed, we are.
- No! - Yes.
We have to.
- I'm getting one with him.
- Honour bright, you're getting a tattoo? - It's his Christmas present from me.
- Honour bright.
Honour bright, Jordan.
- Okay, okay.
- Jordan Patrick Eubanks - How dare you? - Okay, you Now you give Heidi her gifts.
I got a dog! I'm really loud, huh? - Thanks, baby.
- You're welcome.
- He wants a kiss.
- How cute.
I thought you were getting me a real puppy.
- Babe.
- Heidi, after Christmas.
Okay.
Okay, if you don't like this, you can return it.
- I'm pretty sure she's gonna like it.
- I'm pretty sure you're gonna love it.
There's other ones.
You can get another one.
No, I love it.
So cute! - Thank you.
- No problem.
- Is Christmas over? - It is, indeed.
Everyone satisfied? Oh, my God.
Open it.
Open it.
Oh, my God! My puppy! You had no idea! I'm crying.
Oh, this is my puppy! I told you you would get one after Christmas.
Where did you get it? - I love you.
- On the Internet.
I wanted one so Oh, my God.
I love you.
Jordan.
- Thanks, baby.
- You're welcome.
- What do you want to name her, Heidi? - Bella.
- Oh, that's such a cute name.
- Bella.
Happy New Year! New Year's Eve at Lobby.
I can't wait.
I'm so glad we're getting a limo.
- What are you doing to your hair? - I don't know.
Jason? My God.
Wait, just look real quick.
"I'm glad you liked him.
I saw what he looks like.
Haha.
Good taste.
" I'm not even gonna respond to him.
He's just so weird about that.
- So stupid.
- I don't know.
Another day.
So how were the holidays, man? Oh, dude, got an unexpected phone call, - or Lauren did.
- Who? - Remember that guy David? - What does he want? You tell me.
That's exactly what I'm saying, dude.
'Cause you know the situation.
They used to hang out, like, after everything happened with me and Lauren.
And, like, she still answers his phone calls, especially when it's in front of me.
I was just like, "What the hell are you doing?" You know? Yeah.
Did David know that you all are together? I think so.
- And he still called? - Yeah.
What are you gonna do? Lauren, I can't believe he sent you that message.
He's still upset that David called you? That is so lame.
That's just how he is, though.
Because he did things - I know! so obviously he's gonna expect other people to do things.
Now he's mad at me.
Hey, why are you mad at me? Yeah.
Bub! Are you But I haven't talked to him in, like, months.
I am really sorry, baby.
Hello? He's so angry! - Did he just hang up on you? - Yes.
No, he did not.
What did I do? What's going on with all this text messaging? - Her boyfriend.
- My boyfriend.
Isn't that who you're going out with, though? - It's so weird.
- What was the fight about? Oh, he found out a boy that I liked, - like, a really long time ago - A really long - And for a week.
- So long ago.
And then, like, I didn't like him any more, - but we stayed friends.
- Yeah, like friends-friends.
And he just got mad because the guy called me.
- But that won't put a damper on tonight.
- I hope not.
He gets mad over the dumbest things.
Like, I'm not gonna apologise.
- I didn't do anything wrong.
- You didn't do anything.
God, he's so frustrating.
Dude, I'm not gonna wear these chains right now.
- Yes, you are.
- Bro, it The shirt.
- No, it doesn't.
- Yes, it does.
- It makes it all like lopsided.
- Put it inside then.
They're cool.
See, now we're talking suave.
So you've never had, like, - a real New Year's kiss.
- I've never had a, "Happy New Year!" - And kissed someone.
No.
- Me, either.
You're so happy to be together.
It'll be good.
Sorry! - He's freaking out.
- Why is he yelling at you? - I told him - Because he Some guy called me! It's just so stupid.
Thank you.
Stay here, Heidi.
Stay here.
- No, I'm coming with you.
- No, no, no.
Heidi, stay here.
Lauren, I'm getting in the cab.
Thank you.
Lauren? Babe? Can I please talk to you? Where are you? Happy New Year's, Jason.
- Hello? - Lauren.
- No, it's Heidi.
Hi.
- Hi.
Can I talk to Lauren, please? I don't think she wants to talk to you right now.
Can I please talk to her, Heidi? Please, Heidi.
Let me talk to her.
Bro, I got to get to her by 12:00.
- Hey, J.
- What? J, yeah.
Get a few of those.
Give me all of them.
Give me all of them.
All right, keep your five bucks.
No keep your Here.
We've got to make this car to the house - by 12:00.
- Okay, open the door! I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we're gonna do it.
But I'm gonna be kissing somebody.
- Heidi? - Yes? It looks like you may be my New Year's kiss.
- I would be so lucky! - Because we've got 12 minutes, - and I will have a New Year's kiss.
- Happy New Year's! I will have a New Year's kiss.
She's gonna be so mad at me.
Okay, here's the thing.
I'm gonna explain it to you.
Thank you, sir.
Happy New Year's.
You know, I really hope - that we're gonna make it.
- Hey, what time is it? - 10 till.
- Get there.
Come on.
Happy New Year's! I didn't like my hair anyways.
Dude, you should just run up there, and just be, "I love you.
" Grab her, put her on the bed, make love to her, - do whatever you got to do to her.
- Hey, what time is it? Hello? Woobie.
Hey, I want you to come downstairs in two seconds, please.
Why do I have to come down? I'm up here.
Please come down.
I want to be with you on New Year's, and it's about time.
Well, come up to my apartment.
Please, babe, if you love me, you'll come down.
No, if you love me, you will come to this apartment.
- I don't want to go down there.
- Please come down.
- Why? - Because Please.
- Where are you? - Please come down right now.
- Please.
- Come on, Lauren.
Let's go down.
- Go.
Let's go, run.
- Go.
I'm so sorry.
I love you.
Happy New Year!