The I-Land (2019) s01e06 Episode Script

The Great Globe Itself

1 [FIRE CRACKLING.]
[COUGHS.]
Aidan? What are you doing, honey? [MENACING MUSIC PLAYS.]
[PANTING.]
[GROANS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[BREATHES HEAVILY.]
Aidan, stop! Honey, no! [KC.]
Kel? [ECHOING.]
Baby? [GRUNTS.]
[ECHOING.]
Aidan? [ECHOING.]
Kel? [HEAVY BREATHS.]
[ECHOING.]
No, honey, no! Stop it! [ECHOING.]
No! No, no! Put it down, Aidan.
Hey, you know how much I love you.
[SIGHS.]
How much I miss you every day.
How much I miss you every day.
- Hey! Hey! - Every day Hey, what the hell did you do? - [KC.]
My son! He's here! - You're doing this! - [KC.]
No, I'm not! - You're the one doing this! - He was right there! - Look at your hand! Drop it! No! [PANTING.]
My son was here! - No, it's in your head.
- No! - It's all in your head! - No! - [MOSES.]
We gotta get out of here - Chasing each other, burning shit down.
- [KC YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
- Yes, indeed.
- Now we're getting somewhere.
- [CHUCKLES.]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING.]
[CLOCK CHIMING.]
[SIGHS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
I guess you thought you were going to tiptoe over to your room, so I wouldn't notice that your backpack is missing, huh? Tough luck, young lady.
Did you lose it? Hmm? I've told you, you have to be more careful with your things! Was it the same girls? It was, right? The same girls that I've told you not to let yourself be pushed around by them! Were those girls the ones that did this to you? Hmm? What did I tell you? What did I say? Huh? I don't want my daughter getting bullied.
Weak people get bullied.
Do you understand? Hmm? [FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[WOMAN WHIMPERS.]
[CHASE GRUNTS.]
Mom? [WHISPERING.]
Hey, good job.
Thanks.
What are you doing here? So, when were you gonna tell me about this, uh - this little hobby of yours? - I'm really good, okay? She's undefeated.
Well, you look like a linebacker.
Am I supposed to celebrate that? - No, just do whatever the fuck you want.
- Yes.
Yes.
I don't want you coming home as so long as you're doing this.
And I mean it.
- Fine.
- No Christmas, no Easter, - no nothing.
- You know what? Maybe it's a good time to tell you that I'm joining the Marines.
Are there any more surprises? I mean, is there anything else you want to tell me? Mom.
- You sure you're still a woman? - Mom, stop! Yes, I'm still a woman.
[CHUCKLES.]
I hope that you don't expect men to be interested in you looking like a like that.
I have no problems with men, okay? - Can you just fucking stop? - No.
- No, you stop! - Mom, stop! Are you crazy? Stop behaving like trash! I'm not trash, okay? I'm sorry that I'm not like you, some cheap impersonation of Evita Perón! Do you hear me? Don't walk away from me! [HELICOPTER WHIRRING.]
[CLEARS THROAT.]
[CHASE.]
Cooper! Are we clear? Wait.
What? I've seen you do this before.
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING.]
- Sir? - [COOPER, ON RADIO.]
Armed and loaded.
Once we have the coordinates, we'll just go check it out.
One more thing, Private.
[SNIFFS.]
Where you from? Where'd you grow up? I'm curious.
- Houston, Texas, sir.
- [CHUCKLES.]
Only ever been to the Houston airport.
Those of us from a flyover state consider that to be an insult, sir.
[CHUCKLES.]
Always wanted to go to Houston.
About time I went, met your mother.
[CHUCKLES.]
Are you asking me out, sir? I most certainly am not.
That'd be a violation of my rank.
That's disappointing, sir.
[COOPER.]
I was thinking of asking you out.
Sounds like you already are.
Before I risk my life for my country.
But you don't want to meet my mother.
I'll tell you that much.
She's a real rich bitch.
Talking about wearing alligator pumps to the grocery store.
What you doing in hell if you got money? Haven't seen her in years.
God bless a sexy, independent woman.
[MAN, ON RADIO.]
Get a room, you two.
Hey! I'm on point! [ECHOING SCREAM.]
[CHASE, ECHOING.]
Sir? [FEEDBACK WHINING.]
Hey, man, listen to me.
All right? The chopper's here.
You're not gonna die.
It's not gonna be today, okay? - Shoulda been me.
- [CHASE.]
Shh! Instead of those boys.
Shoulda been me.
[COOPER.]
It's my fault.
Hey, I need you to be strong for me.
Stop saying that.
[COOPER.]
It's my fault they're dead.
[COOPER'S VOICE ECHOES.]
[SIGHS.]
We were in the military together.
Yeah.
I see it now.
When I first saw you, I had this feeling like like I wanted to protect you.
Oh, wait.
That house in the pictures? We moved there after the war.
- [CHUCKLES.]
- See, I didn't realize it at first, but - That was our little ranch.
- [SIGHS.]
I think that's why I followed you here.
To the hotel.
Even before I remembered, I knew that the That our lives are intertwined somehow.
Like Like we're meant to be together.
You're in the pictures, and you're in my memories, and now you're here.
How do I know this isn't just the game playing another trick? No.
How do I know that I'm not just imagining you? Because I'm real.
I'm right here.
Will you tell me everything that you remember? [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYS.]
[MUSIC FADES OUT.]
It must be this way.
They said there were waterfalls.
We passed the waterfalls, right? We'll have to get into the water and swim around.
Come here, give me your hand.
[GASPS.]
There must be another way.
[KC BREATHES RAPIDLY.]
Here, take my hand.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, look at me.
Look at me.
[BREATHES HEAVILY.]
[MOSES.]
You're okay.
[KC'S BREATHING ECHOES.]
[BIRD SCREECHING.]
- [MASON.]
Sorry.
- [BLAIR.]
It's okay.
I slipped on the rocks.
Just seems I can't do anything on this island without getting hurt.
- [MASON WINCES.]
- [BLAIR.]
Ooh, sorry.
[CHUCKLING.]
It's okay, it's just a surface wound.
You don't need to worry.
You're fine.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
D'you have any painkillers or anything? You don't need painkillers for a little cut.
[MASON.]
Okay.
Guess you think I'm a real baby, huh? [WINCES.]
Painkillers are for people who are in actual pain.
Put some of this tape on it.
Thanks.
Hey, uh, Blair? Yeah? - I think I got some sand in my eyes.
- Oh, God.
Do you need painkillers too? [BLAIR SMACKS LIPS.]
Let me see.
Put your head back.
- I saw you, uh, talking to Mason just now.
- Yeah.
- Head back.
- He plays the victim.
It's It's a strategy.
No, he just cut his leg.
He's just getting under my skin, you know? You and me, we're gonna be king and queen of this island, remember? [CHUCKLING.]
Oh, God.
We're gonna create a society exactly as we want it.
As long as we don't let him get in the way.
- What? Who, Mason? - [BOTH CHUCKLING.]
Baby [CHUCKLES.]
You don't see the bad in people 'cause you're so good.
So good.
There's nothing in your eye.
Blair, did you think I was kidding when I proposed to you? Donovan, no.
I love you.
Stop.
[PAINED GRUNT.]
No painkillers for me! [MURMURS.]
I'm just a big baby anyway.
[SHELL CASING CLATTERS ON GROUND.]
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
[POLICE SIREN WAILING.]
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING.]
[SHARP EXHALE.]
[SNIFFS.]
[SHUDDERING BREATHS.]
[FRUSTRATED GRUNTS.]
[CRIES.]
[FRUSTRATED GRUNTS.]
- [HELICOPTER WHIRRING.]
- [POLICE SIREN CONTINUES.]
[GUNS COCKING.]
[SIGHS.]
[POLICEMAN.]
Put your hands on your head! [MASON WAILS.]
[POLICEMAN.]
Put your weapon down! [POLICEMAN.]
Do it now! - Mason, can I talk to you? - What? I kinda think that Donovan might be a little bit obsessed with me.
Oh, yeah, he is.
And he seems to think there's something going on between the two of us.
You and me? Just Could you just make sure that you don't leave him with me? Don't leave us alone, okay? I get a really I get a really creepy vibe.
I don't know.
Please? I should go.
I don't want him to see us talking.
[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS.]
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe I Maybe I could.
[FLY BUZZING.]
[MOSES.]
What kind of ring did the rabbit give his girlfriend? Twenty-four carrots.
[CHUCKLES.]
How dope is it that we don't need any birth control in here? - I can't catch anything from you either.
- Don't be rude.
[CHUCKLES.]
As far as my boyfriend's concerned, it's not even cheating.
- Technology, ain't it grand? - Hm.
Honestly, though, it looks like these two are making friends.
What if they all make friends? Not gonna happen.
They get together, tempers start to flare.
They start fighting.
I give it 15 minutes before one of 'em's dead.
Yeah.
Someone kills someone, and then we'll be able to take out four of 'em at once.
Exactly.
[CLYDE.]
Which one do you wanna fuck with next? [BONNIE CHUCKLES.]
[BEEPING.]
[CLYDE.]
How 'bout these two? [BEEPING.]
[COMPUTER TERMINALS BEEPING.]
Hey.
J! What? [SIGHS.]
Something's up with the marshals.
[SIGHS.]
I paid $20,000 out of pocket for this.
- Well, maybe just a little more time.
- [SIGHS.]
Hm.
Who's gonna hire me looking like this? With my face fucked up like this? Who's gonna hire me like this, huh? Don't think about that right now, okay? Hey, look at me.
I want you to look at me.
Okay? [COOPER SNIFFLES.]
We'll stay on the ranch.
We're not making any money on that ranch.
They own it.
[WHISPERS.]
Hey.
That doesn't matter.
Okay? As long as you and I are together.
I want to be on the ranch with you.
I'll ask my mom.
She'll extend the lease.
- Okay? - Okay.
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
We're gonna have that life we dreamed about.
[SIGHS.]
- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS.]
- [GASPS.]
You You're not real.
You're not real.
You're not real.
You would love that, wouldn't you? That I weren't real? [SQUELCHING.]
You're not real.
You're not real.
You're not real.
[GASPS.]
Whoa! What happened? What? We need to get out of here right now.
This place is haunted.
Did you see something, too? [BREATHING RAPIDLY.]
I saw my mother earlier.
I think that was my crime.
I don't remember doing it, - but I think I killed my mother.
- [WHISPERS.]
No No No you didn't.
I think we were framed.
- Both of us.
- What? Yeah.
It's coming back to me in pieces, but I remember we had we had a world of our own together on the ranch.
And people didn't like that.
They didn't want to see us happy, so Hey, we just need to get out of here, go someplace safe.
- Yeah.
- Now.
Hey, man, how's it going? What do you want? You telling Blair bad things about me? I don't need to tell her anything.
She already knows you're a dick.
[MASON CHOKES.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
[MASON YELLS.]
[DONOVAN GRUNTS.]
[MUFFLED YELLS.]
[GASPING BREATHS.]
[DONOVAN CHUCKLES.]
[MASON GROANS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[CHOKING.]
[GROANS.]
[DONOVAN PANTING.]
[MASON CHOKING.]
[DONOVAN GRUNTS.]
[MASON GROANS.]
[GASPING.]
[CHOKING CONTINUES.]
[DONOVAN PANTING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[DONOVAN GRUNTS.]
[WOMAN.]
Oh, our beer is in the cooler.
[WOMAN CHUCKLES.]
Hey.
- Happy anniversary.
- Happy anniversary, baby.
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[LAUGHING.]
[SQUEALING.]
[LAUGHS.]
[BLAIR.]
Happy anniversary to us! [BLAIR.]
Hey, listen! I've got good news! I remember something about my life! I was married.
I was married to a woman.
So you don't have to feel bad, you know, that I don't share the same feelings as Can we go for a walk? [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS.]
Um [DONOVAN.]
I [DONOVAN SHUDDERS.]
Shh [BLAIR.]
Shh [SHUDDERING BREATHS.]
You're okay, right? Me? I'm sorry.
- I'm so sorry about what I said earlier.
- It's - I I didn't mean it.
- It's okay.
[DONOVAN.]
It's okay.
Donovan I want us to be together.
[SNIFFLES.]
Me too, baby! [CHUCKLES.]
Me too.
[DONOVAN SNIFFLES, SIGHS.]
Come on.
Let's go to the beach.
[BLAIR.]
We can get married with our feet in the sand.
[BLAIR.]
Our dreams are gonna come true on this island.
[DONOVAN.]
As soon as I saw your beautiful face, I knew it.
[INHALES SHARPLY.]
And that finally I was gonna be happy.
[DONOVAN CHUCKLES.]
Come here.
Right here.
[CHUCKLES.]
I want to remember you just like this.
[GRUNTS.]
[MOSES.]
Hello? [MOSES.]
Cooper? [MOSES.]
Chase? We're just here to talk.
What do you want? Tell us.
[KC.]
All of it.
I already told you everything.
You didn't want to believe me.
Guys, let's slow this down.
You know, "Hey, it's nice to see you.
" "Glad you're still alive.
" Yeah, that's real nice.
I don't like small talk.
- What else do you know? - I have told you everything that I know.
What the fuck do you want from me? What do you want for me? What, you want to go through my bag? Would that make you feel better? [KC.]
Kinda.
- Who gives a fuck anyway? - Chase, don't No, I don't care anymore.
You know what? Go through it.
[KC.]
What is this? You in love? [KC CHUCKLES.]
[CHUCKLES.]
You knew each other before? There's history there.
How the fuck is that any of your business? - It's relevant information to all of us! - How the fuck is that your business? - [MOSES.]
This doesn't need to escalate - Hey, enough! - Whoa.
- Just back up and no one gets hurt.
Cooper, I can defend myself.
Y'all been treating her like shit from the beginning.
You find out she's telling the truth, and what? Wanna play nice? Doesn't work that way.
How's it work, Cooper? 'Cause I just want to talk.
[FOOTSTEPS.]
Who's there?! It's me, Cooper.
Don't be worried.
Ah, fuck.
My daughter gave you my keys.
- What do you want? - Look, I know you said that you you don't want to extend our lease on the land.
[CHUCKLES.]
That's right.
That's what I said.
And I won't.
And I know that we haven't been making money yet with the farming - It's a money pit! - I don't understand.
It's land you're not using and it makes your daughter happy.
It makes my daughter happy, or you? [CHUCKLES.]
You don't know what makes her happy.
She has the right to make her own choices.
Yeah, she has the right to make her own choices.
But she's not gonna get any handouts from me to support them! Okay.
[SCOFFS.]
[MARIA CHUCKLES.]
[SCOFFS.]
She could have married a doctor or a lawyer, but no! Instead, she [SCOFFS.]
She didn't want to marry a doctor or a lawyer.
She wanted to marry me.
[CHUCKLES.]
Look at you.
Hmm? Your idea of taking care of your wife is going to her mother to beg? You're a loser.
A loser that can't take care of her.
[SCOFFS.]
You'll see.
Pretty sure you're both going to end up on welfare.
No mother wants that for her daughter.
All right.
That's enough.
[SCOFFS.]
Get out of my house.
You don't understand English, or what? I said, "Get out.
" - Get out! - You know what? We don't need your money.
We're gonna figure something else out.
But you do not speak to either of us that way ever again! You understand me? [CHUCKLES.]
All these things you're so angry about your daughter doing Joining the Marines, the boxing She did those things to get away from you.
Fuck you.
I wanted to give her everything, you know that? But then this bad shit happened to me, things that were out of my control! Tough shit.
You know, life is not easy.
No, we need time to rebuild from all of this.
And we get that time out there on the ranch.
I am building myself back up so I can be somebody again.
You're gonna leave my house now! I said you're not listening to me! [SHRIEKS.]
Go on, get out of my home, now! - Get that gun out of my face.
- No.
I said, don't point that at me! [STRAINING.]
How dare you! Get [BOTH GRUNT.]
[GUNSHOT.]
Oh, fuck! [PANTING.]
Cooper.
What did you do? What did you do? [KC.]
My God! What did you do? - [COOPER GASPS.]
- Why did you do that? [PANTING.]
[WHIMPERS.]
It's okay.
Hey, look at me.
Look at me, hey, hey.
Look at me.
It's gonna be okay.
- Hey.
- You're gonna be fine.
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's just a simulation, right? Yeah? I'm gonna be fine.
- [PAINED GRUNTS.]
- Shh Shh [GROANS.]
It's okay.
- Shh - Hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
It was me.
I shot her.
Her? No, you shot Moses.
Hey.
Hey, what's - What's wrong with you? - No Your mother.
It [STAMMERS.]
It was me.
What? Hey.
Hey, no.
- No.
- I killed her, and I made it look like a break-in.
[STAMMERS.]
And I didn't tell you because I didn't want to lose you.
- No! Let go of me! You set me up! - No! I didn't want to lose you! - [COOPER.]
I'm so sorry.
- You're fucking dead! I'll take it from here.
- Look, Moses isn't even dead yet.
- It's my battle.
[BONNIE GRUNTS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[CLYDE YELLS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS CONTINUE.]
[CHASE GROANS.]
[CHASE YELLS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[CHASE.]
Cooper! Cooper! [YELLS.]
- [GRUNTS.]
- [CLYDE PANTS.]
[CLYDE.]
You are so fucked.
- [YELLS.]
- [WAILS IN PAIN.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[CHASE GROANS.]
[CLYDE.]
No, not yet! [GROANS.]
[CHASE WHIMPERS AND GROANS.]
- Get out of here! - I wanna I wanna do it right this time.
Just go.
[WHISPERING.]
Just go.
Just go.
[PAINED GRUNTS.]
[COOPER.]
Chase! Chase! - [COOPER.]
Chase, come back! - [CHASE GROANS.]
[COOPER.]
Chase! [COOPER.]
Come Come back, Chase! [PANTING.]
[GROANING.]
[WHIMPERS.]
[WHIMPERING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[PANTING.]
[GROANS.]
[GASPS.]
[PANTING.]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING.]

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