The Little Fairy (2006) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
This is an old but beautiful tale.
The Jade Emperor's seventh daughter
Secretly went down to earth
And fell in love with Dong Yong.
Potato, potato!
Potato!
Xiao Qi!
Potato!
No!
Hey, why didn't you wait for us?
Dong Yong,
Ever since Pangu separated the
earth from the sky,
And Nuwa made men,
You are the first,
To be able to talk with me on
Heaven's court one-on-one.
I am very impressed by your persistence.
Yet at the same time,
Do you know what this symbolizes?
It symbolizes my love for Xiao Qi.
It is only your persistent errors and your
selfishness!
That's right. My love for Xiao Qi is a persistent error.
I will never fall in love with anyone else,
other than her.
But I am not selfish.
For the sake of Xiao Qi,
I am willing to sacrifice everything.
In fact, I've already done just that.
I know Xiao Qi would do the same.
But I don't agree!
Then I want to use your life
To prove the existence of the
love between the two of you!
Are you willing to do that?
I am willing.
But if you die,
what will happen to Xiao Qi?
Will she be able to free herself?
Will she be happy?
Or will she be in a great extent of pain?
Can't you understand love's true meaning?
To love someone requires you to die.
Aren't you afraid?
I'm not afraid.
Then I will kill Xiao Qi. You won't regret that?
I'll go to hell with her.
I
Will do as you wish.
I'm sorry, I was unable to take you with me.
You must live on.
As long as you're alive, there is hope.
Let us hope I am reincarnated.
Translator: xingjing
Editor: xingjing
Tian Wai Fei Xian (Fairy from Wonderland)
Episode 1
Is it possible, that this can block
All of our feelings?
We will never be
Able to be together.
This
Pay more attention!
Yuanbao, can't you be more serious?
Otherwise it's really hard for me.
It's all your fault!
We'll start over again.
Okay!
Let's do it formally this time.
Yeah, yeah.
That side, pull harder!
Alright!
Afterwards, Haoqi will tell you to pull.
Make sure to pull hard,
otherwise he'll fall off.
Got it.
Hey, you guys in the back done?
Everybody pay more attention, okay?
It's time for the Jade Emperor's
appearance!
I want to take my daughter
back to Heaven.
Can't there be any other choice?
Fog.
Pull!
No!
Yuanbao, say your lines!
Why can't we be together?
The two of you belong to two
separate worlds.
Love between men and fairies
is already a mistake,
Do you still have crazy ideas of
being together?
No!
Haoqi, I think there's something
wrong with this play.
You discovered it too?
I think
Stop! Lower Li Yong first!
Alright!
Here, here.
Fu Yuanbao.
Can you please memorize your lines?
Something wrong?
That's right. Can you please
pay more attention?
You find a fat guy to play the
part of the leading actress.
How am I supposed to get
into it?
I'm telling you, if you keep talking
like this,
I'm really quitting!
Can you guys please stop
fooling around?
Can't you find prettier girls?
Prettier girls? Huh? Are all the
girls dead? Are they?
Fu Yuanbao, Fu Yuanbao!
We're attending an all-boys
school.
What does this have to do with
you, Jade Emperor?
Fu Yuanbao, I'm warning you.
Don't forget. In this entire school,
Only I look the most like a girl.
If you continue to act like this,
I'm telling you, I'm quitting!
Are you trying to threaten me?
Who donated the money to
buy this stage?
Who lent you the costumes?
Say it!
It was our master who funded
all of it.
That's right!
Haoqi, I wasn't talking about
those two.
Yuanbao and Li Yong aren't
that big of a deal.
I was talking about problems
with the script.
Which line is it?
Nevermind, I'll go ask our teacher,
Fuzi.
Didn't you write the script?
Yeah. No.
No, he came up with the story.
All I did was write it down.
Fuzi, your student has a question.
Dong Yong, you may ask me.
I think that the play's ending
Has some problems.
Potato, potato. Fuzi, he
Fuzi.
Let him continue.
Fuzi, since the leading characters
Are in love with each other,
How come they can't be together?
Then how do you feel it should be?
I think they should try to surpass
all barriers
To be together forever.
So naive.
They have a towering difference
in status.
But since they're in love with
each other,
Then what is that difference
to them?
You are still a kid.
Do you know how high the sky is?
How high the sky is?
Hey guys, how high do you
think the sky is?
Did you really think the old guy
Was asking you how high the
sky is?
He was saying, you don't know
the immensity of heaven and earth!
You idiot!
I know!
But do you know how high the
sky is?
That's because nobody really knows.
Really?
Or is it because nobody's ever tried
to find out?
Don't tell me you're going to try
to find out?
If I am going to try to find out,
and I find an answer,
Perhaps,
I'll be able to change the outcome
of the play!
Why do you say that, potato?
Because, I have a feeling
The man and fairy love story
Has something to do with Lao Fuzi.
Right, like that leading actor,
Who had a relationship with a fairy,
Later, the fairy went back to heaven,
And Lao Fuzi never got married,
Burying himself in his studies.
Your imagination is really colorful.
Listen to me,
If I really can find out
how high the sky is,
Then I'll be able to
Reunite Lao Fuzi and the fairy!
Ha. Ha. Ha.
How high are you?
Who are you asking?
The sky!
Don't tell me you're going to
You're going to fly this into the air
Then ask how high it is?
That's right.
Are you retarded?
Is there a problem?
If you want to know how high
the sky is,
Then you directly ask it!
How can I have an idiot
like you
As a friend?
I know doing this is a bit
farfetched,
But when we're doing things
We can't only look at the result,
We also have to look at the process!
If we try it,
Then we have half the chance.
But if we don't try,
Then we don't even have
half the chance!
It's flying! It's flying!
Hey!
Make sure to answer my question!
No wonder they can't escape.
There's no need for guards!
Sister!
Sister!
Second oldest sister, I'm
here to save you!
Xiao Qi, you can't save me.
I can't keep this up anymore.
How can you be like this?
The other sisters are all
worried about you!
They're all helping you
By begging to Father!
It's useless. Father already said,
I'm unable to repent for my errors.
You guys should forget about me.
Do you only love that mortal,
And not love any of us?
Xiao Qi, please forgive me.
What's so important about that
mortal?
It's already been fifty years,
Mother said,
He's already turned into a muddled
old man!
Of course he'll turn old.
But I believe
His love has not changed.
Nevermind. You guys shouldn't
trouble yourselves over this.
No!
Oh yeah,
As long as you tell Father
You don't love that mortal anymore,
He'll let you go!
I once made a promise with him
No matter what,
We will always love each other,
Faithfully.
I will never betray him.
And I won't betray my promise.
Why are you so stubborn?
I already told you,
As long as you comfort Father,
Lie to him, everything will be fine!
Who is it?
How dare you, Xiao Qi!
You're trying to teach your sister to lie,
Trying to hide the truth from me.
Do you know your crime?
Me? How am I at fault?
You, you're so annoying!
You're always saying people
are wrong!
And then what? The most selfish,
the most barbaric person
Is really you!
What did you say?
Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi!
Xiao Qi, don't be like this!
Apologize!
I'm not at fault! Why should I
apologize?
Jade Emperor Daddy, how is
sister at fault?
All she did was fall in love with
a mortal!
What's wrong with that?
Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi!
I've made your situation worse!
Xiao Qi!
It was only a dream.
Seventh princess.
Up so early? That's rare.
I couldn't go to sleep.
Everything has to depend on
Second princess's fate.
I don't care!
I don't want my sister
To turn into a pile of sticky stuff.
Then did you think of a plan yet?
Sister's too stubborn.
She won't admit her faults.
When your conscience
Turns from black to red again,
Then you'll be able to leave.
Although sister won't admit her faults,
But,
I can help her find an apple that
will never turn black!
This way,
She won't turn into
That pile of sticky stuff!
Where are you going to find an apple
that won't turn black?
Who is it?
What is this?
This is a kite. The mortals
Really like it.
How did stuff from the mortals
End up here?
This is what you call fate.
Wow, that is pretty smart!
They can even let it fly up here.
How high are you?
Who is that?
It's already been over ten days.
How come there hasn't been any reply?
Hey, are you going to answer
me or not?
Otherwise,
They'll really start making fun
of me!
Still no answer.
Help. Give me
An apple that will never turn black.
Don't go,
Put this over there!
Don't go!
You guys, continue.
Where do you place your eyes?
Mistress, I put it on the table.
Just put it here.
Have you guys never seen
Qian Cheng province's prettiest girl?
Be more natural. Just pretend
I'm not here. Continue!
Must be because she has a
crush on me.
Brother,
Don't use your dreams as an
excuse, okay?
She's here to watch the leading
actress.
Look at me!
Hmph!
Cui Niang, I have a question for you.
I'm busy today, tomorrow,
and the day after tomorrow.
Want to go on a date with me?
Make an appoitment!
No, I just wanted to ask you,
Did you ever want to have
an apple that won't turn black?
Red apple?
There are a lot of guys
Who get jealous over me.
Go away. Go play over there.
Oh, then I'll leave.
Okay, everybody continue!
The last phrase just then
The last phrase!
Okay, hurry up!
Don't go!
Don't go!
I am a fairy, yet you,
Stop!
Can a fairy be this fat?
I'm telling you,
The two of us can never be together!
What did you say?
What did I say? I was saying my lines!
But I have some words in my heart,
That I have to tell you.
Did you know? At Qian Cheng province,
The prettiest girl may not be me,
But I'm positive it's not you!
You stupid fat guy!
You can't be a man,
And you dress up as an ugly woman,
I don't even know why you're still alive!
Why do you care about that so much?
I want to be fat!
Stop fighting! Be more calm, will you?
That's right.
I'll treat you all to eat tofu!
Most importantly,
Is to let you see
Qian Cheng province's prettiest girl!
Look at pretty girls?
An apple that won't turn black.
You, that something-bao,
The prettiest girl you were
talking about,
Where is she?
She's coming!
You guys look,
When she walks,
Her lily steps
Top steadies, bottom sways,
Every step is no more than
3 or 4 centimeters apart.
This is what you call beautiful.
Beautiful!
Then what about me, am I not
beautiful?
That's what you call
polio-infected!
Look, look!
An embarrassed look,
carefully lifted lips,
A sweet smile!
Wait, look at her hands!
When she holds things,
Her pinky is slightly curled upwards.
Your tofu is here.
Sai Jin, you smell good today!
Mistress,
Mr. Shang Guan
Thanks.
How did this happen? What happened?
What happened here?
Proprietress, my dress
Is made of real silk!
Mother
Pay for this!
This
How is that such a big deal?
I'll pay for her.
Ten Liang (monetary amount) is
enough, right?
Yuanbao,
How can we do that?
Who wants your money?
I don't want you to pay.
I want her to pay!
What do you mean?
My dad
Is the governor of Qian Cheng province.
If I say one word,
I can close this restaurant!
Stop bullying people!
Cui, Cui Niang mistress,
Please don't close down the
restaurant!
If you close the restaurant,
How are small business owners like me
supposed to survive?
Mom, it was obviously her
Cui Niang, I saw just then
That you stuck your leg out
To trip Sai Jin,
Causing the tofu to spill on your dress.
Shang Guan Haoqi, your family's
current generation
Isn't like your grandfather's generation,
who were all officials.
How dare you try to stand up for her.
Xue Er, Cui Er!
Hurry home to tell Father to close
down the restaurant!
You poor scholar, you don't even
have money!
Why are you showing off?
Are you trying to make my situation worse?
Mother, but what he said was true!
You stupid girl!
Her father is a government official!
You can't defy her!
Hurry up and say sorry to her!
No!
Cui Niang, this girl doesn't know
how to talk nicely.
Don't you understand the situation?
Say it, now!
Sorry.
Alright. You've taken the whole
spotlight.
Aren't you going to leave?
Well, I like this play. So what?
I don't need your concern.
This is it!
The apple won't turn black!
Proprietress,
Could you lend this to me?
Yes, but this has to
How much do you want?
You don't have to give money.
This
We have a lot of this in our house.
We have a lot of it in our house.
You you!
Dead Yuanbao!
What's wrong?
If I don't take revenge then I'm not
a pretty girl!
You
Mistress!
Why are there so many ants!
Go, go away!
How could it possibly be using
sugar water,
To cause it not turn rotten,
not turn black?
Mom!
Here eat an apple!
Eat an apple!
Eat what apple? Look!
Your dad bought me this,
Look at it, look at it!
It looks pretty, Mom!
Didn't you say,
You've always wanted it?
Right, Mom? Right?
Right! But but why
Is he so nice to me all of a sudden?
I'll be good to you, okay?
You must've done something
that's devious.
You felt guilty so that's why you're
being so nice!
I already told you, I didn't!
Didn't? If you didn't then why are
you home so late?
Why do you do, hiding in the
weaving factory?
I, I weave fabric!
Weave fabric? There must be
something wrong.
My wife!
To make you feel better,
I laid off all the female weavers!
Now all of the weavers are
men!
What could I possibly do? Tell me!
Who knows what you do.
Any special hobbies?
You you're so incompetent
And so barbaric!
Barbaric?
That's right, that's right!
You're telling the truth now!
You, you have no guilty conscience!
Mom!
Look, your mom
You bastard! The more innocent
you are, the more guilty you are!
You must have done something bad!
I'm giving this back to you!
After the thunderstorm,
There's got to be some rain.
Dad,
Is it true that after women
get married,
They all turn like this?
Before your mom had you, she was
Full of sunlight, beautiful to
no extent!
Then how come right now she's
Turned into a thunderstorm!
Son, this is something you won't
understand.
Occassionally there's some rainfall.
It'll really show how beautiful
the sunlight really is!
My dad really is beautiful sunlight!
I thought of a way!
Is she really that beautiful?
The one above,
The apple that won't turn black
is coming!
Who, who is that?
Mr. Kite,
I know the load is a bit too heavy,
But it's to save someone.
You need to be stronger!
Mr. Kite!
This is to save lives,
Please help! Please?
Everybody help out!
Is it him again?
What what's going on?
Help!
So pretty!
That's right!
An apple made out of rubies,
Will never turn black!
So smart!
Just as smart as me!
Such a small apple,
Requires such a large kite?
What's this?
Lots of presents!
Hi. Although I don't know
How to address you,
Or what to do for you,
But I hope I can help you out!
In the bag,
I've put in lots of medicine.
When you're using the medicine,
be careful.
Don't use all of it at the same time.
Otherwise, saving lives will turn into
killing lives.
Understood?
There's also a book on medicine.
If you can't find a doctor there,
You can read them.
Right.
There are also some everyday items.
They might be helpful for you.
This person,
Is just as cute as I am!
Go find your owner!
Go!
She received it!
Thank you for your
Apple that will never turn black.
Also, thanks for your care.
Here's your answer.
I'm five feet four (converted)!
Five feet four?
To the nice guy down there,
Thanks!
So cute!
I don't want to eat it.
I have to use this to save sister!
I have to be careful not to be caught.
Sister! Ack, no!
It's turned all black! Sister!
I've thought of a way!
Come with me!
I won't go.
This will be my last home.
I already thought of a way!
You'll be able to leave soon!
Don't say anything.
I'd rather die,
Than say I don't love him.
Unless he says that he doesn't
love me.
No, and it has to be written on paper.
Saying he doesn't love me.
Only then will I be satisfied.
No, I really thought of a way
So you can leave this place!
Look!
What's this?
An apple that will never turn black!
As long as you change this with that,
You'll be able to leave this place!
Are you sure?
As long as there's a way,
We should try it!
What's wrong, sister? What's wrong?
Sister, are you okay?
Be strong. I'm trying again.
Why is it so hard to yank off?
No, no! It won't work!
Sister!
My heart hurts!
Sister, what's wrong?
Sister, it's all Xiao Qi's fault!
Somebody, help sister!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up and save sister, hurry!
Sister!
You brash girl!
Your sister almost got killed!
If it wasn't because you don't let her out
how would she be in this state?
She has chosen to be punished
the one who made it turned into a disaster, is you
Hey, you are the Jade Emperor
who is on top of you?!
If only you say a sentence (place a command),
Second Sister can then come back!
In order to decide whether a fairy is a good one or a bad one
His conscience is even higher than Me!
Excuses!
How rude! What sort of behaviour is this!
Talking to your dad like this
I object you!
Daddy knows what you're thinking
A good person
No matter how far daddy is pushing him
He still won't turn into a bad person
The same for a bad person
he won't be because of your dad's words
and change his decisions
Whether this person is good or bad
is being determined by this person's conscience
All in all, You are just
not going to help second sister, right?
Well, she has to be responsible and to suffer from mistakes she made herself
The use of the Garden of Prison is to let the fairies who made mistakes
to think inside and to turn a new leaf
and then, this fairy can come back to the Heaven with dignity and impartiality
Give me back!
isn't this the Stress Removal Pills from the Great-Grand Medicial Fairy?
Back to me!
So, so King Daddy
You are worried about Second Sister as well, huh?
I don't want to see you any more, get the hell out of here
get the hell out!
Take care
In order to save our Second Sister, the only way
is to be reborn after death
You have to kill her?
this is half correct
What?
Second Sister said it herself
if she is to give up on that earth guy
this mortal
has to say that he doesn't love her anymore
also, it's got to be written down as a letter of break up relationship
Oh, this is just so mean!
Yes, aren't you worried that she will be so upset that she will die?
'Grief is worse than death'!
Yes! I will need her heart to die
Little seventh, so is this what you mean by
Being reborn after death?
This is not a bad idea afterall
First Sis, you support me?
We will all be supporting you!
Excellent!
However, how do we find this mortal?
And so, I came here today and ask for your help!
What? You wanna go down to the Earth?
Clever!
I'm against it!
If King Daddy found out
We will all be locked into the Garden of Prison!
Hey, if we can coordinate with each other well
there will be no problems at all
So, how are we going to coordinate with you?
Ahh, I have thought about this
I've just seen King Daddy
He absolutely will not want to see me very soon
If he really came to find me
You sisters can say
I've wriggled out to play again!
What if King Daddy doesn't believe us?
Humm, then you girls can sneeze three times continuously
Once I've heard the sneezes, then I will hurry back straight away
But you know nothing about the earth and their customs
I will not be at ease to you
Hey, don't worry don't worry, I have made
a good friend, who is a very nice older brother
He will help me out
I'm free!
I'm free at last!
When I used to be in love during my younger years
It's just the same as you guys
Yes, yes, yes
As a result, Mr Tutor your romance
must be very different right?
Oh yes, so where have you and your lover
been to? what have you two played before?
We haven't been to anywhere
haven't played anything
What sort of joke is that?
You guys at least have been to, like, catching bufferflies in the field
being all romanic in the rain, and stuff like that, right?
For the real romance, nothing is needed
including romance, as long as the person you really like
is being with you, wherever you go
you will still feel very happy
very content, very satisfied
Oh, Mr Tutor,
the script you have written for the play
the heroine inside,
the Second Fairy daughter right, she
What do you want to say?
I want to say
Such a fearless wild cat, you have just been given freedom again
but you are still being so monstrous and making mistakes again
I only want to stay in the earth
only want to be a normal mortal on earth
Nonsense! Do you know what you are?
Please, let me be free!
No more nonsense, go back with me now!
You guys must be tired
Today's finished, finished
Good work for today!
Rest early after getting back home!
good good, a few more drinks then!
So beautiful!
6 feet 7 inches
Is the sky really only that high?
the bridge in front of the motel
maybe either of us can get there
smiling bitterly without a reason
it's just a torture
the repeated practices in hugging
won't be seen after the dark
cannot stand by you until the end of life
Missy
Missy
Missy
How
How come
How come, how come it is her?
Mi.. Miss
Are you alright?
No, I am fine!
Hey, you don't know who I am huh?
the very nice older brother?
You, you, you are my
I am that 6 feet 7"!
Huh, so you are that 6 feet 7"?
Yeap!
Ai, are you from the Heaven?
The Jade Emperor's seventh daughter
Secretly went down to earth
And fell in love with Dong Yong.
Potato, potato!
Potato!
Xiao Qi!
Potato!
No!
Hey, why didn't you wait for us?
Dong Yong,
Ever since Pangu separated the
earth from the sky,
And Nuwa made men,
You are the first,
To be able to talk with me on
Heaven's court one-on-one.
I am very impressed by your persistence.
Yet at the same time,
Do you know what this symbolizes?
It symbolizes my love for Xiao Qi.
It is only your persistent errors and your
selfishness!
That's right. My love for Xiao Qi is a persistent error.
I will never fall in love with anyone else,
other than her.
But I am not selfish.
For the sake of Xiao Qi,
I am willing to sacrifice everything.
In fact, I've already done just that.
I know Xiao Qi would do the same.
But I don't agree!
Then I want to use your life
To prove the existence of the
love between the two of you!
Are you willing to do that?
I am willing.
But if you die,
what will happen to Xiao Qi?
Will she be able to free herself?
Will she be happy?
Or will she be in a great extent of pain?
Can't you understand love's true meaning?
To love someone requires you to die.
Aren't you afraid?
I'm not afraid.
Then I will kill Xiao Qi. You won't regret that?
I'll go to hell with her.
I
Will do as you wish.
I'm sorry, I was unable to take you with me.
You must live on.
As long as you're alive, there is hope.
Let us hope I am reincarnated.
Translator: xingjing
Editor: xingjing
Tian Wai Fei Xian (Fairy from Wonderland)
Episode 1
Is it possible, that this can block
All of our feelings?
We will never be
Able to be together.
This
Pay more attention!
Yuanbao, can't you be more serious?
Otherwise it's really hard for me.
It's all your fault!
We'll start over again.
Okay!
Let's do it formally this time.
Yeah, yeah.
That side, pull harder!
Alright!
Afterwards, Haoqi will tell you to pull.
Make sure to pull hard,
otherwise he'll fall off.
Got it.
Hey, you guys in the back done?
Everybody pay more attention, okay?
It's time for the Jade Emperor's
appearance!
I want to take my daughter
back to Heaven.
Can't there be any other choice?
Fog.
Pull!
No!
Yuanbao, say your lines!
Why can't we be together?
The two of you belong to two
separate worlds.
Love between men and fairies
is already a mistake,
Do you still have crazy ideas of
being together?
No!
Haoqi, I think there's something
wrong with this play.
You discovered it too?
I think
Stop! Lower Li Yong first!
Alright!
Here, here.
Fu Yuanbao.
Can you please memorize your lines?
Something wrong?
That's right. Can you please
pay more attention?
You find a fat guy to play the
part of the leading actress.
How am I supposed to get
into it?
I'm telling you, if you keep talking
like this,
I'm really quitting!
Can you guys please stop
fooling around?
Can't you find prettier girls?
Prettier girls? Huh? Are all the
girls dead? Are they?
Fu Yuanbao, Fu Yuanbao!
We're attending an all-boys
school.
What does this have to do with
you, Jade Emperor?
Fu Yuanbao, I'm warning you.
Don't forget. In this entire school,
Only I look the most like a girl.
If you continue to act like this,
I'm telling you, I'm quitting!
Are you trying to threaten me?
Who donated the money to
buy this stage?
Who lent you the costumes?
Say it!
It was our master who funded
all of it.
That's right!
Haoqi, I wasn't talking about
those two.
Yuanbao and Li Yong aren't
that big of a deal.
I was talking about problems
with the script.
Which line is it?
Nevermind, I'll go ask our teacher,
Fuzi.
Didn't you write the script?
Yeah. No.
No, he came up with the story.
All I did was write it down.
Fuzi, your student has a question.
Dong Yong, you may ask me.
I think that the play's ending
Has some problems.
Potato, potato. Fuzi, he
Fuzi.
Let him continue.
Fuzi, since the leading characters
Are in love with each other,
How come they can't be together?
Then how do you feel it should be?
I think they should try to surpass
all barriers
To be together forever.
So naive.
They have a towering difference
in status.
But since they're in love with
each other,
Then what is that difference
to them?
You are still a kid.
Do you know how high the sky is?
How high the sky is?
Hey guys, how high do you
think the sky is?
Did you really think the old guy
Was asking you how high the
sky is?
He was saying, you don't know
the immensity of heaven and earth!
You idiot!
I know!
But do you know how high the
sky is?
That's because nobody really knows.
Really?
Or is it because nobody's ever tried
to find out?
Don't tell me you're going to try
to find out?
If I am going to try to find out,
and I find an answer,
Perhaps,
I'll be able to change the outcome
of the play!
Why do you say that, potato?
Because, I have a feeling
The man and fairy love story
Has something to do with Lao Fuzi.
Right, like that leading actor,
Who had a relationship with a fairy,
Later, the fairy went back to heaven,
And Lao Fuzi never got married,
Burying himself in his studies.
Your imagination is really colorful.
Listen to me,
If I really can find out
how high the sky is,
Then I'll be able to
Reunite Lao Fuzi and the fairy!
Ha. Ha. Ha.
How high are you?
Who are you asking?
The sky!
Don't tell me you're going to
You're going to fly this into the air
Then ask how high it is?
That's right.
Are you retarded?
Is there a problem?
If you want to know how high
the sky is,
Then you directly ask it!
How can I have an idiot
like you
As a friend?
I know doing this is a bit
farfetched,
But when we're doing things
We can't only look at the result,
We also have to look at the process!
If we try it,
Then we have half the chance.
But if we don't try,
Then we don't even have
half the chance!
It's flying! It's flying!
Hey!
Make sure to answer my question!
No wonder they can't escape.
There's no need for guards!
Sister!
Sister!
Second oldest sister, I'm
here to save you!
Xiao Qi, you can't save me.
I can't keep this up anymore.
How can you be like this?
The other sisters are all
worried about you!
They're all helping you
By begging to Father!
It's useless. Father already said,
I'm unable to repent for my errors.
You guys should forget about me.
Do you only love that mortal,
And not love any of us?
Xiao Qi, please forgive me.
What's so important about that
mortal?
It's already been fifty years,
Mother said,
He's already turned into a muddled
old man!
Of course he'll turn old.
But I believe
His love has not changed.
Nevermind. You guys shouldn't
trouble yourselves over this.
No!
Oh yeah,
As long as you tell Father
You don't love that mortal anymore,
He'll let you go!
I once made a promise with him
No matter what,
We will always love each other,
Faithfully.
I will never betray him.
And I won't betray my promise.
Why are you so stubborn?
I already told you,
As long as you comfort Father,
Lie to him, everything will be fine!
Who is it?
How dare you, Xiao Qi!
You're trying to teach your sister to lie,
Trying to hide the truth from me.
Do you know your crime?
Me? How am I at fault?
You, you're so annoying!
You're always saying people
are wrong!
And then what? The most selfish,
the most barbaric person
Is really you!
What did you say?
Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi!
Xiao Qi, don't be like this!
Apologize!
I'm not at fault! Why should I
apologize?
Jade Emperor Daddy, how is
sister at fault?
All she did was fall in love with
a mortal!
What's wrong with that?
Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi!
I've made your situation worse!
Xiao Qi!
It was only a dream.
Seventh princess.
Up so early? That's rare.
I couldn't go to sleep.
Everything has to depend on
Second princess's fate.
I don't care!
I don't want my sister
To turn into a pile of sticky stuff.
Then did you think of a plan yet?
Sister's too stubborn.
She won't admit her faults.
When your conscience
Turns from black to red again,
Then you'll be able to leave.
Although sister won't admit her faults,
But,
I can help her find an apple that
will never turn black!
This way,
She won't turn into
That pile of sticky stuff!
Where are you going to find an apple
that won't turn black?
Who is it?
What is this?
This is a kite. The mortals
Really like it.
How did stuff from the mortals
End up here?
This is what you call fate.
Wow, that is pretty smart!
They can even let it fly up here.
How high are you?
Who is that?
It's already been over ten days.
How come there hasn't been any reply?
Hey, are you going to answer
me or not?
Otherwise,
They'll really start making fun
of me!
Still no answer.
Help. Give me
An apple that will never turn black.
Don't go,
Put this over there!
Don't go!
You guys, continue.
Where do you place your eyes?
Mistress, I put it on the table.
Just put it here.
Have you guys never seen
Qian Cheng province's prettiest girl?
Be more natural. Just pretend
I'm not here. Continue!
Must be because she has a
crush on me.
Brother,
Don't use your dreams as an
excuse, okay?
She's here to watch the leading
actress.
Look at me!
Hmph!
Cui Niang, I have a question for you.
I'm busy today, tomorrow,
and the day after tomorrow.
Want to go on a date with me?
Make an appoitment!
No, I just wanted to ask you,
Did you ever want to have
an apple that won't turn black?
Red apple?
There are a lot of guys
Who get jealous over me.
Go away. Go play over there.
Oh, then I'll leave.
Okay, everybody continue!
The last phrase just then
The last phrase!
Okay, hurry up!
Don't go!
Don't go!
I am a fairy, yet you,
Stop!
Can a fairy be this fat?
I'm telling you,
The two of us can never be together!
What did you say?
What did I say? I was saying my lines!
But I have some words in my heart,
That I have to tell you.
Did you know? At Qian Cheng province,
The prettiest girl may not be me,
But I'm positive it's not you!
You stupid fat guy!
You can't be a man,
And you dress up as an ugly woman,
I don't even know why you're still alive!
Why do you care about that so much?
I want to be fat!
Stop fighting! Be more calm, will you?
That's right.
I'll treat you all to eat tofu!
Most importantly,
Is to let you see
Qian Cheng province's prettiest girl!
Look at pretty girls?
An apple that won't turn black.
You, that something-bao,
The prettiest girl you were
talking about,
Where is she?
She's coming!
You guys look,
When she walks,
Her lily steps
Top steadies, bottom sways,
Every step is no more than
3 or 4 centimeters apart.
This is what you call beautiful.
Beautiful!
Then what about me, am I not
beautiful?
That's what you call
polio-infected!
Look, look!
An embarrassed look,
carefully lifted lips,
A sweet smile!
Wait, look at her hands!
When she holds things,
Her pinky is slightly curled upwards.
Your tofu is here.
Sai Jin, you smell good today!
Mistress,
Mr. Shang Guan
Thanks.
How did this happen? What happened?
What happened here?
Proprietress, my dress
Is made of real silk!
Mother
Pay for this!
This
How is that such a big deal?
I'll pay for her.
Ten Liang (monetary amount) is
enough, right?
Yuanbao,
How can we do that?
Who wants your money?
I don't want you to pay.
I want her to pay!
What do you mean?
My dad
Is the governor of Qian Cheng province.
If I say one word,
I can close this restaurant!
Stop bullying people!
Cui, Cui Niang mistress,
Please don't close down the
restaurant!
If you close the restaurant,
How are small business owners like me
supposed to survive?
Mom, it was obviously her
Cui Niang, I saw just then
That you stuck your leg out
To trip Sai Jin,
Causing the tofu to spill on your dress.
Shang Guan Haoqi, your family's
current generation
Isn't like your grandfather's generation,
who were all officials.
How dare you try to stand up for her.
Xue Er, Cui Er!
Hurry home to tell Father to close
down the restaurant!
You poor scholar, you don't even
have money!
Why are you showing off?
Are you trying to make my situation worse?
Mother, but what he said was true!
You stupid girl!
Her father is a government official!
You can't defy her!
Hurry up and say sorry to her!
No!
Cui Niang, this girl doesn't know
how to talk nicely.
Don't you understand the situation?
Say it, now!
Sorry.
Alright. You've taken the whole
spotlight.
Aren't you going to leave?
Well, I like this play. So what?
I don't need your concern.
This is it!
The apple won't turn black!
Proprietress,
Could you lend this to me?
Yes, but this has to
How much do you want?
You don't have to give money.
This
We have a lot of this in our house.
We have a lot of it in our house.
You you!
Dead Yuanbao!
What's wrong?
If I don't take revenge then I'm not
a pretty girl!
You
Mistress!
Why are there so many ants!
Go, go away!
How could it possibly be using
sugar water,
To cause it not turn rotten,
not turn black?
Mom!
Here eat an apple!
Eat an apple!
Eat what apple? Look!
Your dad bought me this,
Look at it, look at it!
It looks pretty, Mom!
Didn't you say,
You've always wanted it?
Right, Mom? Right?
Right! But but why
Is he so nice to me all of a sudden?
I'll be good to you, okay?
You must've done something
that's devious.
You felt guilty so that's why you're
being so nice!
I already told you, I didn't!
Didn't? If you didn't then why are
you home so late?
Why do you do, hiding in the
weaving factory?
I, I weave fabric!
Weave fabric? There must be
something wrong.
My wife!
To make you feel better,
I laid off all the female weavers!
Now all of the weavers are
men!
What could I possibly do? Tell me!
Who knows what you do.
Any special hobbies?
You you're so incompetent
And so barbaric!
Barbaric?
That's right, that's right!
You're telling the truth now!
You, you have no guilty conscience!
Mom!
Look, your mom
You bastard! The more innocent
you are, the more guilty you are!
You must have done something bad!
I'm giving this back to you!
After the thunderstorm,
There's got to be some rain.
Dad,
Is it true that after women
get married,
They all turn like this?
Before your mom had you, she was
Full of sunlight, beautiful to
no extent!
Then how come right now she's
Turned into a thunderstorm!
Son, this is something you won't
understand.
Occassionally there's some rainfall.
It'll really show how beautiful
the sunlight really is!
My dad really is beautiful sunlight!
I thought of a way!
Is she really that beautiful?
The one above,
The apple that won't turn black
is coming!
Who, who is that?
Mr. Kite,
I know the load is a bit too heavy,
But it's to save someone.
You need to be stronger!
Mr. Kite!
This is to save lives,
Please help! Please?
Everybody help out!
Is it him again?
What what's going on?
Help!
So pretty!
That's right!
An apple made out of rubies,
Will never turn black!
So smart!
Just as smart as me!
Such a small apple,
Requires such a large kite?
What's this?
Lots of presents!
Hi. Although I don't know
How to address you,
Or what to do for you,
But I hope I can help you out!
In the bag,
I've put in lots of medicine.
When you're using the medicine,
be careful.
Don't use all of it at the same time.
Otherwise, saving lives will turn into
killing lives.
Understood?
There's also a book on medicine.
If you can't find a doctor there,
You can read them.
Right.
There are also some everyday items.
They might be helpful for you.
This person,
Is just as cute as I am!
Go find your owner!
Go!
She received it!
Thank you for your
Apple that will never turn black.
Also, thanks for your care.
Here's your answer.
I'm five feet four (converted)!
Five feet four?
To the nice guy down there,
Thanks!
So cute!
I don't want to eat it.
I have to use this to save sister!
I have to be careful not to be caught.
Sister! Ack, no!
It's turned all black! Sister!
I've thought of a way!
Come with me!
I won't go.
This will be my last home.
I already thought of a way!
You'll be able to leave soon!
Don't say anything.
I'd rather die,
Than say I don't love him.
Unless he says that he doesn't
love me.
No, and it has to be written on paper.
Saying he doesn't love me.
Only then will I be satisfied.
No, I really thought of a way
So you can leave this place!
Look!
What's this?
An apple that will never turn black!
As long as you change this with that,
You'll be able to leave this place!
Are you sure?
As long as there's a way,
We should try it!
What's wrong, sister? What's wrong?
Sister, are you okay?
Be strong. I'm trying again.
Why is it so hard to yank off?
No, no! It won't work!
Sister!
My heart hurts!
Sister, what's wrong?
Sister, it's all Xiao Qi's fault!
Somebody, help sister!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up and save sister, hurry!
Sister!
You brash girl!
Your sister almost got killed!
If it wasn't because you don't let her out
how would she be in this state?
She has chosen to be punished
the one who made it turned into a disaster, is you
Hey, you are the Jade Emperor
who is on top of you?!
If only you say a sentence (place a command),
Second Sister can then come back!
In order to decide whether a fairy is a good one or a bad one
His conscience is even higher than Me!
Excuses!
How rude! What sort of behaviour is this!
Talking to your dad like this
I object you!
Daddy knows what you're thinking
A good person
No matter how far daddy is pushing him
He still won't turn into a bad person
The same for a bad person
he won't be because of your dad's words
and change his decisions
Whether this person is good or bad
is being determined by this person's conscience
All in all, You are just
not going to help second sister, right?
Well, she has to be responsible and to suffer from mistakes she made herself
The use of the Garden of Prison is to let the fairies who made mistakes
to think inside and to turn a new leaf
and then, this fairy can come back to the Heaven with dignity and impartiality
Give me back!
isn't this the Stress Removal Pills from the Great-Grand Medicial Fairy?
Back to me!
So, so King Daddy
You are worried about Second Sister as well, huh?
I don't want to see you any more, get the hell out of here
get the hell out!
Take care
In order to save our Second Sister, the only way
is to be reborn after death
You have to kill her?
this is half correct
What?
Second Sister said it herself
if she is to give up on that earth guy
this mortal
has to say that he doesn't love her anymore
also, it's got to be written down as a letter of break up relationship
Oh, this is just so mean!
Yes, aren't you worried that she will be so upset that she will die?
'Grief is worse than death'!
Yes! I will need her heart to die
Little seventh, so is this what you mean by
Being reborn after death?
This is not a bad idea afterall
First Sis, you support me?
We will all be supporting you!
Excellent!
However, how do we find this mortal?
And so, I came here today and ask for your help!
What? You wanna go down to the Earth?
Clever!
I'm against it!
If King Daddy found out
We will all be locked into the Garden of Prison!
Hey, if we can coordinate with each other well
there will be no problems at all
So, how are we going to coordinate with you?
Ahh, I have thought about this
I've just seen King Daddy
He absolutely will not want to see me very soon
If he really came to find me
You sisters can say
I've wriggled out to play again!
What if King Daddy doesn't believe us?
Humm, then you girls can sneeze three times continuously
Once I've heard the sneezes, then I will hurry back straight away
But you know nothing about the earth and their customs
I will not be at ease to you
Hey, don't worry don't worry, I have made
a good friend, who is a very nice older brother
He will help me out
I'm free!
I'm free at last!
When I used to be in love during my younger years
It's just the same as you guys
Yes, yes, yes
As a result, Mr Tutor your romance
must be very different right?
Oh yes, so where have you and your lover
been to? what have you two played before?
We haven't been to anywhere
haven't played anything
What sort of joke is that?
You guys at least have been to, like, catching bufferflies in the field
being all romanic in the rain, and stuff like that, right?
For the real romance, nothing is needed
including romance, as long as the person you really like
is being with you, wherever you go
you will still feel very happy
very content, very satisfied
Oh, Mr Tutor,
the script you have written for the play
the heroine inside,
the Second Fairy daughter right, she
What do you want to say?
I want to say
Such a fearless wild cat, you have just been given freedom again
but you are still being so monstrous and making mistakes again
I only want to stay in the earth
only want to be a normal mortal on earth
Nonsense! Do you know what you are?
Please, let me be free!
No more nonsense, go back with me now!
You guys must be tired
Today's finished, finished
Good work for today!
Rest early after getting back home!
good good, a few more drinks then!
So beautiful!
6 feet 7 inches
Is the sky really only that high?
the bridge in front of the motel
maybe either of us can get there
smiling bitterly without a reason
it's just a torture
the repeated practices in hugging
won't be seen after the dark
cannot stand by you until the end of life
Missy
Missy
Missy
How
How come
How come, how come it is her?
Mi.. Miss
Are you alright?
No, I am fine!
Hey, you don't know who I am huh?
the very nice older brother?
You, you, you are my
I am that 6 feet 7"!
Huh, so you are that 6 feet 7"?
Yeap!
Ai, are you from the Heaven?