The O.C. (2003) s02e10 Episode Script

The Accomplice

Previously on The O.
C.
: Ryan,|have you seen? - Lindsay.
|- Hey.
My ex is in town, but we never|really broke up.
Did you meet the ex? - I know you did.
|- All right, yes, I did.
- And who is he?|- He's a she.
- Jody went to sleep.
|- Cool.
- So what do I do?|- What do you want to do? What I want to do is drive over to her apartment|right now and ask her flat out - "Alex, are we in a relationship or are we not?"|- Good, man, you should do it.
- He's not doing it.
|- Ryan, it's been almost a week, okay, and I still don't know where Alex stands.
Is she back together|with her lesbian ex? And if so, are they opento some sort of menage|a three-way as in the film Summer Lovers? - Oh, I didn't even think of that.
|- Yeah, well, I did, quite a bit, actually.
If you have to wonder about it,|it's probably not happening.
Which part, the threesome|or the relationship? - So you never had, like, a moment's doubt about you and Lindsay?|- Not really.
- Pollen or something.
|- All right, there may have been a moment.
Or two.
So what'd you do? He showed up on Lindsay's|doorstep and he said, "He's not going anywhere|until she gave him a shot.
" That's what you should do,|dude.
You should go to Alex, but instead of asking|her what she wants, you tell her what you want.
Is that how it works|with you and Summer? Or you should just focus on the good|stuff in your life, like school.
Or comics.
Yeah,|I got nothing.
But at least I got my friends.
Well,|if it isn't the three amigos.
- Hola.
|- Hi.
I'm so hungry.
You didn't order yet,|did you? Thanks.
Hey, come on,|we can squeeze you in.
No, it's okay.
I'll see you guys later.
- Where are you going?|- To get what I want.
The strawberry|shortcake is to die for.
"Husband seeking to satisfy wife's|curiosity.
Enjoys toy " Ooh, careful.
Oh, here's one,|honey.
It's a guesthouse,|close to the beach.
- It's got parking, fridge and hookups.
|- Why are you looking for a guesthouse when you need an office? You can turn a guesthouse into a great|office, plus this one has hookups.
This high-rise office complex has|panoramic ocean and country club views.
- Sounds like Partridge, Savage and Kahn.
Where is it?|- Right next to Partridge, Savage and Kahn.
- At least your old clients will know where to find you.
|- I'm not takingany of my corporate clients with me.
Now that I'm on my own, I'm going|back into the public interest stuff.
- That stuff made me want to be a lawyer in the first place.
|- You can still be a public interest lawyer in a private sector offi - This guesthouse is $850 a month.
How much is yours?|- I can get you a deal through my office.
- No, thank you.
I got to go meet my Realtor.
|- Maybe I should go with you.
No, no.
I'll be fine.
It's the same lady|who got Jimmy his bachelor pad.
Right.
|I'm going with you.
Marissa.
What are you doing in here? I'm sorry.
|I heard the music.
- You're not at school.
|- Yeah, you're not at work.
No, I'm running late.
I'm down to my|last clean shirt and we're out of coffee.
- When your mother leaves town, my life goes to pieces.
|- Yeah, well, you shouldhave gone with her.
- You seem like you could use the vacation.
|- She's not on vacation.
She's doing research for a magazine.
She's in Europe doing research|for a magazine about Orange County? Do you need a ride to school? Oh,|I'm not going.
- I'm not feeling so well.
|- Sorry to hear that.
I'll tell you what.
I'll call my physician.
|Have him drop in on you after lunch.
Oh, that's okay, you know? I figured I should probably|just stay home and rest in case, you know it's - West Nile or something.
|- All right.
I'll be in my office all day if you need me.
- I'll call in and check up on you.
|- I may not pick up, you know? I'll just be sleeping.
Hello.
So what are we doing today? - I'm sleeping.
|- No, you're not.
- We're going to breakfast and then we're going shopping.
|- Don't you have school? Yeah, but my mom's in Europe and my|stepdad's completely clueless.
Aren't you sick of me yet? We've hung|out every single day this week.
- No, why? Are you sick of me?|- No, no, of course not.
It's just - Jody's still here.
|- I thought she was goingback to LA.
Yeah, yeah,|she was, she was.
But, we got into this|huge fight and then And then you spent the rest|of the night making up? - Who's knocking on my door at 9:00 in the morning?|- Yeah, right, saved by the bell.
Are you calling me|from outside my door? Because that would be creepy.
Ah, good to see you,|too, Alex.
- Seth.
|- Seth? Can I call you back? Doesn't anyone go|to school anymore? Listen,|I'm sorry to wake you.
- Do I hear water running?|- Yes.
Jody's taking a shower.
Jody.
|Jody's still here.
Oh, that's great.
|That's fantastic.
At least you're not taking|a shower together.
- Look|- Listen, I just need to know where I stand, okay? Seth, I told you,|I don't do relationships.
Yeah, well, you did Jody,|so to speak.
Yes, and look how well|that turned out.
What is that|supposed to mean? Jody.
Seth.
Sorry.
I would have introduced|you guys, but I didn't want you to meet.
I'm going back to bed.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You maybe want|to grab breakfast? We could go down to the|There's a nice place So, are Kirsten and Sandy going to care|that Seth skipped first period? Not going to be excited about it,|but they're pretty easygoing.
Really?|Kirsten is? Sandy is.
|Kirsten's more Like her dad? In some ways,|I guess.
Am I? I mean, he's my dad,|too, so Is this a trick question? No, it's just I don't|know him and you do, so Why,|is he a monster? Oh, well, he's not the|greatest person in the world.
To me, anyway.
He, um, thinks I'm|after the Cohens' money.
Yeah, I know.
But other than that,|he's great.
- You should call him.
|- And say what? "Hi, Dad, it's your illegitimate|daughter.
Want to have lunch?" I could always have|Kirsten talk to him for you.
Yeah, she has|a couple times.
So you'll call,|right? - I mean, he's got to sooner or later.
|- Yeah, right.
Sooner or later.
At the moment, this is the only beach-adjacent|property we have in your price range, Mr.
Cohen.
As you can see, it's a|bit of a fixer-upper.
- That's one way to put it.
|- Who are you kidding, Gail? This place is a|first-class dump.
And I like it.
Sandy, no,|you don't.
You just like the idea of having an office|near the beach so you can surf between clients.
- I hadn't even thought of that.
|- Sandy, this is a surf shack, not a law office.
That's exactly why I like it.
|Hello.
Max? Unbelievable.
How are you?|It's my professor from law school.
No, no, now's a great time.
|I'm just moving into my new office.
I'll be right back.
- Sandy, you're moving in?|- I'll take it.
So what are you doing in town? Really? Everything okay? I understand.
We can talk about it|when you get here.
What's up with Cohen? - I guess it didn't go well with Alex.
|- She broke up with him? I don't know.
|Maybe.
Well, why don't you go find out?|And then report back to me.
So,|how'd it go? Well, the good news is she told|Jody to get the hell out, too, so - I'm sorry, man.
|- Thanks.
It's all right.
At least now you can|get back to your life, right? I don't have a life,|remember? Then you should get one.
|Do something for you.
- Go sailing.
|- All right.
- Continue to doodle.
|- Okay.
Cohen, this is what|you should be doing.
What, drawing the women who've wronged|me as whip-wielding warrior princesses? - Yeah, in your own comic.
|- Yeah, okay.
- Dude, you're awesome.
|- I appreciate it.
Cohen, I got you a double latte|because you looked sad.
- Cohen's going to do his own comic.
|- He is? - Well, I don't know.
|- What are you talking about, man? - Do you not want to do it?|- No, I do, sort of.
Then let's bounce some ideas around, man.
|Study hall right now.
Let's go.
Wha? - All right.
Okay.
Thanks for the coffee, Summer.
|- Yeah, thank you very much.
You're welcome? So,|you and Seth are? Friends I hope someday.
- And you and Jody are?|- Over, finished, for good.
Hmm.
Really? How does she feel about that? she hates me now, but, I mean, we|mean to much to each other to let That bitch!|She stole my necklace.
Which one? We bought each other these matching heart-shaped necklaces,|like, a year ago, and mine's gone.
I can't believe her.
Well,|how do you know she took it? Because she was using the fact that I still wear mine|as a sign I'm not over her, which I am.
I just|I loved it.
Well,|so let's go get it.
You want to go to L.
|A.
now? I can't.
|I have work.
- So we'll go tomorrow.
|- How? You have school.
I have a mom who's spa-hopping and a stepdad|who doesn't care about anyone but himself.
Come on.
You can't let|her steal your heart.
Kirsten's not here.
I'm actually here|to see you - if you have a second.
|- I don't.
It's about Lindsay.
Shut the door.
What about her? She's been asking|questions about you.
.
who you are,|what you're like and even though I told her, she|still wants to get to know you.
She sent you here|to tell me this? She has no idea I'm here.
|I just thought maybe I should Continue to position yourself|between me and members of my family.
Ryan, if I wanted a relationship|with Lindsay,I would have one.
Funny,|that's what she said.
Smart girl.
You have no idea.
You should,|though.
How's your relationship|with your father, Ryan? He still in jail? And you would be, too,|if it weren't for Sandy.
So I guess Lindsay and I|are both better off.
Thank you so much for your time.
I was under the impression|that you'd become a successful lawyer.
Oh, my God.
How are you,|Max? It's hard to believe its been over 20 years|since you were my favorite student.
It is so good to see you.
|Well, come on in to my, my new office.
So, uh what have|you been up to? Well, I, uh Let's see, I|I left Berkeley.
And moved to Princeton.
- I am retired now.
|- Congratulations.
- So what brings you here?|- Sandy, I need your help.
I have to find Rebecca.
Why now?|After all this time? Because,|Sandy, I've I've got a couple of strokes, and the doctors told me that I,|should get my affairs in order, as soon as possible.
I- I just want to be able to see|my daughter once again before I understand.
Well, you know, I haven't heard a thing|since she ran away to Canada No, no, no.
She and I weren't exactly on speaking terms|even even before the accident.
I- I just thought that if she'd get|in touch with anybody, Sandy, it'd be you.
You were the love of her life.
That was a long time ago.
- We were kids.
|- No, she loved you, Sandy.
Now,|will you help me find her? I'll see what I can do.
Thank you,|Sandy.
You know, I hate to stir up things|when you have a wife and a family and - No, my-my wife will understand.
|- Will she? You're going to prison?|Just for the day.
I have to drive to Santa Barbara,|to Lompoc, to see a prisoner there.
- Who?|- This political activist I knew back in my Berkeley days Joe Zukowsky but I'll be back before dinner.
- What do you have to talk to him about?|- Well, you know, a missing person.
Doing a favor for a friend.
Your old law school professor.
Who's missing? Rebecca.
As in Rebecca Blume,|love of your life? She is not the love of my life.
Sandy, you were engaged|to be married.
We were engaged to be engaged.
- Until she burned down a nuclear lab site.
|- We do not know that she did that, for sure.
- Sandy, she fled the country.
|- Well, I know, but her dad is dying and he|asked me to find her for him.
He was my mentor|in law school.
I wouldn't be a lawyer|if it weren't for him.
- I can't say no.
|- Well, what are you going to do when you find her? If I find her, I'm gonna try and convince her to turn|herself in and you know, let the case go to trial.
Well, seems someone's|feeling better today.
- Not really.
|- Oh, sorry to hear that.
You know, I called several times|to check up on you yesterday.
Huh.
I must|have been asleep.
And then I came home last night|and you weren't here.
I was worried.
Gotta go.
- Where?|- Out.
- To the doctor.
|- Marissa, come back here.
Or what?|You're not my father, Cal.
You know what? If you want to parent someone, why don't|you go over to Lindsay's house and ruin her life? Oh, that's right,|you already have.
Don't wait up.
- So what's it about?|- Oh, uh, well - heroes nd, you know villains.
|- Good and evil.
Sure.
Darkness, and then|you have light.
You guys have|no idea, do you? No, not so much really,|but you have to admit- - its pretty exciting.
Our very own comic book?|- Hey, it could be autobiographical.
Yeah, it could.
Yeah, the life of like a young, Jewish boy|growing up in Orange County.
I like it very much already.
- A young Jewish boy with powers.
|- Sure.
No.
Yeah.
A kid with a secret.
In a town full of secrets.
- Fistfights, fashion shows.
|- Definitely.
Basically, life in Orange County.
But with powers.
|I like it a lot, and What have you done|to my boyfriend? Okay.
Look, it was his idea|in the first place.
- And we just had a major breakthrough.
|- Yeah, we did.
- Oh, sweetie, do you realize how lame you just sounded?|- Summer, if you're not nice, somebody's not gonna be in the comic.
Ooh.
Yeah.
|Shakin' in my boots, Cohen.
Sweetie.
|Hi.
I will see you out front|after school.
Actually, we're working, after school, but I would love|to, uh, you know, hang out with you a little bit later.
Perhaps dinner|and a movie? Well, I guess.
- Just not a comic book movie.
|- Comic book movies sucks anyway.
- True.
|- Dude, you didn't like X2? - Really?|- I've seen better.
What have you done to him? I swear to God, Cohen, by the time the sun goes down,|if Brainstorming Boy here doesn't turn back into my boyfriend Brainstorming Boy.
Brainstorm.
|.
.
Brainstorming Lad.
Right.
Let's work with this.
Brainstorming Kid.
Brainstorming|Young Ward with the secret identity which is, at night he's Brainstorming Man,|and what that is, is he's a genius.
The contracts have been vetted twice,|so I just need you to sign.
- Dad, are you okay?|- Yeah, I'm fine.
Sorry.
- You take good care of me, Kiki.
|- Better than I deserve.
- What does that mean?|- It means I haven't always been the best father.
Pretty much.
|.
.
no.
- You still in touch with Lindsay?|- Are you? - She doesn't ever bothercalling me.
|- Dad, she's in high school.
If you want to hear from Lindsay, you've to call her.
Uh, you were right.
|Caleb Nichol is not a good guy.
Why, why happened?|Did he call you? No, but I a9.
com'd him|last night, and according to The O.
C.
Weekly, he's pretty much everything that's wrong|with Western Civilization, all wrapped up in one guy.
So,|even if he did call me - He's calling me.
It says Newport Group.
Why is he calling me?|- No, it's not.
It's probably Kirsten.
Right.
Um.
|.
.
sorry.
- Hey, Kirsten.
|- Lindsay, Caleb Nichol.
I was thinking it's time|you and I sat down.
What was that about? Um,|it was Caleb.
- He wants to have dinner tonight.
|- You're kidding? - Will you come with me?|- I don't think that's a good idea.
Please.
I'm not gonna go|without you.
- He's not gonna be happy about this.
|- Do you really care about Caleb Nichol's happiness? - I care about yours.
|- Well, then,I will see you tonight.
So, what does|the butterfly mean? Oh.
It means,|I was drunk.
- No way.
|- Yeah.
I was drunk.
I had just gotten|emancipated from my parents, and the words "Mom" and "Dad" with a huge|X through them was way too expensive.
You got emancipated? I thought|only child stars did that.
Yup.
Me, Hilary Duff,|and Lil Bow Wow.
Wait.
|So how did you do it? I petitioned the court.
|I had my parents sign the form, which they were more than happy to do when|they found out about me and Jody, and, um,|that was it.
I was free.
- I wish I could do that.
|- Piss your parents off bad enough.
Believe me,|I've tried.
Well, then I guess|they really love you.
- Do you ever miss yours?|- Sometimes.
- But my friends are my family, you know?|- I do.
Sandy Cohen.
I couldn't believe it|when they told me.
- How are you, Joe?|- Well, not as good as you.
You look good, successful.
|What happened? - You sell out?|- No.
I did 15 years in the Public Defenders' office.
Good for you.
Maybe you can work|me up an appeal, get me out of here.
- How? You confessed.
|- To an act of civil disobedience.
- Not manslaughter.
|- You set the place on fire.
And a man died.
It was an accident.
Custodian wasn't supposed|to be there.
You know that.
Like any of that matters now.
|What do you want, Sandy? I'm looking for Rebecca.
Sandy Cohen is coming to me,|looking for Rebecca.
- Oh, let it go.
This isn't about you and me.
|- When it comes to Rebecca, it's always been about you and me.
Well,|not anymore.
Okay.
|Then what's this about? Her father.
He's sick.
|He's looking for her.
I tell you what.
|He can look as far and wide as he wants to.
He's never gonna find her.
- So, you're not gonna help me?|- Oh, I can't help you, Sandy.
Rebecca she's dead.
She's dead? I'm so sorry.
I can't believe this.
- I can't believe it, either.
|- Are you calling the professor? An old friend of mine, one of the guys in the group.
|He's a lawyer now in Vancouver.
Hello.
Yes, directory assistance|for Vancouver, please.
- But why? What are you gonna find out?|- Yes, please, I'd like the number for Mark Denham D- E-N-H-A-M.
|Thank you.
Well, if she was sick, there'd be insurance forms or hospital records|or something.
And, God forbid, if she were dead, there'd be a death certificate.
So you don't think she's dead.
I can't believe that if she were dying,|she wouldn't try to contact her dad.
Or you.
We're just gonna get what we came for|and then get the hell out of here, all right? - Are you all right? 'Cause you seem nervous.
|- No, I'm not.
I just Don't let her intimidate you, okay?|And let me do all the talking.
don't mention anything|about the necklace.
- I thought you were over her.
|- I am.
I am.
I just - Don't let her talk me into staying the night.
|- You can't.
- You have to take me home.
|- Right.
Good one.
Remember that.
I had a feeling it might What is she doing here? We came to get|Alex's stuff.
And we're not staying.
If you say so.
- Hey.
|- Hey Brian Gatwood,|A.
K.
A.
Kid Chino.
The strong but silent youth from the wrong side of the tracks|who, when provoked, unleashes his fists of fury.
Maybe we should change your|superhero name to Overdressed Lad.
Lindsay asked me to be the buffer|tonight between her and Caleb.
- I thought we were working tonight.
And Grandpa hates you.
|- I told her that.
She thought I was overreacting.
Well, hey, man, at least you show up on his radar.
|He once asked my mom if I was mildly retarded.
- Well, wait till he finds out about your powers.
|- What powers? Turns out I don't make|a very convincing superhero.
- You do have powers.
|- Hey, can I see this? - What are these?|- They're just sketches I did in Portland.
- The summer without Summer.
|- Has Zach seen these? - No, I was gonna show him tonight.
|- No, you are not.
You are not gonna show these to Zach.
- Dude, they're just drawings.
|- Of a girl you were clearly obsessed with.
'Kay, first of all, "obsessed,"|pretty strong word.
Maybe you're right,|and therefore I won't show him.
- They're really good, though.
|- Thanks.
Hey, don't let Grandpa scare you, all right?|Remember, you're Brian Gatwood, Fists of Fury.
- Sure you don't want a beer?|- We have to drive back.
Tonight.
Okay, so far I have found two T-shirts,|a bra and my fat jeans.
- What else do you have of mine?|- Nothing, I swear.
- So then you wouldn't mind if I kept looking.
|- Oh, you can look all night if you want.
I won't be long.
- Breakups, huh?|- Get ready, you're next.
- I'm not her|- I'm sure you're not.
- My motorcycle boots!|- Those are mine.
- How can you say these are yours?|- Because I bought them.
Okay, see?|That is your problem.
Okay,|here we go.
I'm gonna go|to the bathroom.
Tell me what my problem is.
|I can't wait to hear this.
I don't even know where to begin.
You know what?|Keep my boots, keep my records,it's fine.
It's not fine.
What do you want from me? I want you to stay.
I want to talk about|what's going on here.
Why don't you take Alex's Jeep home.
|I'll bring her back later.
- I can't.
|- Why not? Well, do you think I'm really gonna leave|my girlfriend alone with you overnight? I thought she wasn't|your girlfriend.
Yeah, well,|think again.
Come on, babe,|let's go.
- Okay, that was awesome!|- Really? You think she bought it? Are you kidding me? She thought you and I were sleeping|together when she met you at the club last week.
- I defended your honor.
|- I appreciate that.
Are you kidding? I owe you so much now.
I got my fat jeans,|I got my cd's, and who cares if I didn't get my heart - How did you?|- I'm sneaky like that.
And|now you have both.
No.
|This one's yours.
- How's it look?|- Good.
- I guess we got to get you home, huh?|- No.
I have a better idea.
- What do you think?|- I think you're, like,the missing link between Jack Kirby and, - I don't know, Eric White.
|- Hey, thanks, man.
Zach? That is it, I am|pulling the plug.
You were supposed to pick me up over|an hour ago! - I know, I'm sorry, but Seth and I were just|- I don't want to hear it.
What, are you guys,|like, cavalier and gay? - That was funny.
|- I know.
Uh, I'm sorry.
|Listen, Seth, I'll call you.
- We're leaving.
|- Wait-wait-whoa-whoa, no, we're not.
Is that supposed to be Marissa?|Cohen, did you do these? Is that Ryan?|Captain Oats? Is that you? Well Where am I? Not finished yet.
Just wanted to get the attitude right.
|There's a lot of attitude.
I think we made some|good progress today.
It's definitely keeping|my mind off girls.
Keep talking comics, Cohen, I don't think girls|will be an issue ever again.
Ah, she's so supportive-|that's why I like her.
- Shoot! I left my purse upstairs.
I'll be right back.
|- We're gonna miss the movie.
Whose fault is that? Oh! Ooh, sorry, Captain Oats.
|Hope you don't pull up lame.
- Come on, Summ, we're gonna be late.
|- What are you doing up there? Oh, thank you.
Um so, thank you so much for calling|this afternoon and suggesting dinner.
It was Long overdue.
I meant to call|you right after the holidays, but - work has been all-consuming.
|- Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
I mean,|I can imagine.
So, what about you, Lindsay? How is school?|What are you studying? Hey.
|Sorry I'm late.
Traffic.
Uh, that's okay.
|We just got menus.
My apologies.
If I had known we were going to be three,|I'd have asked the waiter for another one.
Oh, I-I'm sorry it's my fault.
|I should have said something earlier.
Nonsense.
I should have assumed Ryan|would want to make himself part of this.
- I asked him to come.
|- Look, I can leave if you want.
You've already scammed your way into one|of my daughters' lives.
Why stop there? This isn't about me.
Isn't it?|You set this whole thing up.
- You came to my office, you show up at dinner.
|- You went to his office? - I was just trying to help.
|- He said that you wanted a relationship with me, but if that were true, he wouldn't be here,|so, what is it that the two of you really want? Money? What? A new car? An ivy league education.
Have your accomplice here drop by my office|with a list of demands.
That should cover it.
Good night.
Hey, Mark, it's Sandy Cohen again.
I know this is my fifth message today,|but I'm still up, so if you get this, please call bac Thanks.
You going to stay|up all night? - Well, I'm not tired, that's for sure.
|- No word from your lawyer friend? No.
And no|confirmation she's dead.
What if she's not? What if your suspicions are right?|One way or another, she's gone.
What is it going to take|for you to let her go? - What are you talking about?|- Rebecca Blume.
The smart, political Jewish woman that you were|supposed to marry before you ended up with me.
You're still in love with her.
That is not true.
Then come to bed.
Hello.
Mark.
Hey.
I-I'm sorry to be harassing you,|but, you know, time's of the, uh Oh.
No kidding.
Well,|thanks for calling back.
All right,|take care.
She's dead.
- What are you going to do?|- I got to call the professor, but I oh, I can't tell him this|on the phone.
I'm sorry.
It was a long time ago.
Maybe I need|to let go of her, too.
I'm going to go.
|I won't be long.
Princess Sparkle, you are|not going to believe this.
I'm sorry.
- Why are you sorry?|- 'Cause I made you come to dinner, and I know how much you hate him.
- I don't hate him.
|- Yeah, well, he hates you.
- So for you to have gone to his office for me was|- A mistake.
I really didn't want|anything from him.
I just wanted to ask him|some questions, you know? Stupid stuff.
Maybe I don't need a dad.
You know, I've gone|all this time without one.
I turned out okay.
Right? - Maybe I could talk to him.
|- No.
- Or ask Kirsten to talk to him.
|- No.
You've done enough.
More than enough.
And you said it|yourself, he's not a good guy.
Yeah, but he's your dad.
|You sure I can't I'm sure.
|But thanks.
Let me just change my shirt,|then we can get out of here.
Your shirt is fine,|I'm telling you.
Then why is it sticking to me? - Am I bleeding?|- Let me see.
Oh, wow.
|No, you're not bleeding.
- See for yourself.
|- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
|What have you done? Nothing.
|Get out of here, Caleb.
- This is my house, my home.
|- Fine.
You know what then, we'll leave.
- You're not going anywhere.
|- Oh, really? Are you going to stop me? Yeah, that's what I thought.
|Come on, Alex.
Nice house.
Come in.
Hey.
|What are you doing here? I, um, I came to return|something that I stole.
Oh.
|You found it.
Great.
Okay, here's the thing.
I know that|it's totally creepy.
Okay, I know that.
It was just a very long summer, and I'm sorry, and I will destroy|all of them right now.
I just need to find my X-Acto knife.
No, Cohen,|don't.
I think|they're really good.
- Yeah?|- Yeah.
I mean, well, the boobs|are a little big, but well, I mean,|aren't they? - I can redo the boobs.
|- And, you know, I I'm not so sure about the mask either.
- Now that's what I'm talking about.
|- Yeah? - So then you don't mind?|- No.
Well, not as long as I have boob approval.
Okay.
Do you mind if I, uh,|have one of these? Uh, yeah, sure, go ahead.
You can|actually have them all, if you want.
Although, maybe it's not such a good|idea to tell Zach about them all.
Or any of them.
- I was just thinking the same thing.
|- Yeah, just 'cause, you know, it might upset the partnership and - Well, it could be bad for business.
|- Exactly.
Okay.
I'm going to let you get back to work|because I expect my own action figure by Christmukkah.
- Oh.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, I'll see what I can do.
|- Thanks, Cohen.
Hey, Professor.
Well, any chance|you could meet me tonight? How about my office? I'll see you then.
Hey.
|How was dinner? I wouldn't know.
Caleb took off|before we could order.
- 'Cause you punched him in the face?|- No.
But you wanted to.
I could|tell you wanted to.
That's good.
Hey, listen, man, he|deserved it, I'm sure.
I love the guy, but come on.
|He's Lex Luthor.
Oh, it's my fault.
I keep trying to help.
|I keep making everything worse.
Well, Ryan, that's what heroes do, okay.
|What else are you going to do with fists of fury, homework? The dishes? - How'd it go with Zach?|- Great, until Summer came over and stole my sketchbook.
What?|What'd she do? Well, I thought she was going to get a restraining order,|but it turns out, she's just going to get her own action figure.
So she liked it.
Yeah.
Think Summer and I may be taking|a step forward in our relationship.
And knowing us, Lindsay and I|will probably take a step back.
Hey.
So between the two of us|We're right back where we started.
Well, at least we|haven't lost any ground.
Except you on me.
|Here we go.
Well, I see you've|got your hands full.
I'm sorry to have called you|here so late.
Oh, no, actually, Sanford,|I was going to call you.
I have something to show you.
What is it? Sandy Cohen.
Rebecca.

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