The Penguins of Madagascar (2008) s01e10 Episode Script

Mr. Tux

The We Like to Move It Crew presents: Ever get the feeling somebody's watching your every move? - Our sincerest apologies, Skipper.
- Not you, soldier.
Follow my lead.
Kowalski, recon.
What do you see? Not sure.
The enemy must have some sort of cloaking device.
How about now? Yes, we are under surveillance.
Evasive maneuvers! Still there, still watching.
We used evasive maneuvers.
Yo, Alice.
I'm working here! You done installing those webcams or what? Yes, but I still think this whole Internet thing is stupid.
Who wants to watch animals on the computer? I want to watch animals on the computer.
Well, I want to watch me on the computer, you know.
What's a computer? I like computers.
- So you know? - No.
But I don't have to know to like.
A computer is a machine the people use to avoid work, mainly by watching silly little videos.
You're saying those cameras are there so the whole world can watch us? Like hawks.
Except when they swoop down and devour us.
Don't you get it? They're trying to get inside our heads, stealing our secrets.
Wait, what? - Stealing our secrets! - No, they're not.
It's just for fun.
They've gotten to you.
No one we can trust, boys.
Tell me more about this "people want to watch me" thing.
They watch us online and then vote for their favorite animal.
Back at my old aquarium, I was I was the winner 3 years in a row.
Which isn't very interesting to me, because it isn't about me.
See how it works? Maybe you didn't hear me.
Three-time Internet popularity contest winner right here.
I can see me, but wider.
I would like very much to have it.
Well, since i'm out of competition, a scandal, long story, I could help you if you want.
Silly otter, I do not need this thing called help.
If you change your mind, you know where to find me.
But I don't change my mind.
I have people for that.
Here's the plan.
We give them zip.
Don't move a muscle.
Skipper, I really need to Go, go, go! Much better, thank you.
Maurice, hit it.
Over here, silly camera.
I can feel my interweb popularity skyrocketing.
The egyptian.
A sleeping bear.
The angry sloth.
Wait, what is the matter with you? Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at the angry sloth! Hold formation.
Hold formation.
Just a few more years of this, and we're in the clear.
I tell you, these webcams aren't gonna catch on.
The animals don't do anything interesting.
They just stand around.
Oh, dear.
- Stand strong, Private.
- Aye-aye, Skipper.
Why don't you come and hang out with us tasty, tasty, tasty fish? The tastiness.
Rico, knock some sense into him.
- Much better.
- I knew you'd listen to reason.
We're surrounded.
Hey, look, it's that funny penguin, the one that slips.
Hey, Slippy! Who's Slippy? Apparently, you're Slippy.
I don't want to be Slippy.
This is just sad.
Where's the showmanship? Hello, Marlene, what are you doing here? I live here.
Really? Who knew? I didn't.
Julien, you never visit You must really be stinking up the Internet.
I mean, no.
I could not be more popularest.
Everybody loves the King that is me.
Well, I guess I should let you get back to it then.
Well, yes, I guess.
Probably so, I'm very They hate me.
They hate me.
I have to have the pretty, shiny trophy.
And that roly-poly penguin is hogging all the glory that should be the King's.
I need your help.
I'll say it one more time, please.
Okay, since you are pathetically begging.
I don't know if I'd say pathetic.
- I would.
- Okay, it's just a word.
- Help me now.
- Okay, here's what I see.
Lights, music, artsy hats, a performance that'll knock 'em dead.
And if they are dead, they cannot vote for that ridiculous penguin.
Don't have much time.
Counterspying scenario, s'il vous plaît.
Blast, the enemy saw it.
We need another plan.
Even better than the last one.
Blast, the enemy saw this one too.
Our little Internet star.
Retreat, double time.
Oh, dear.
I'm captured! He's just a boy! Here you are, Slippy.
Your own little stage.
Slippy could get used to this.
Topside slide, men, minus Private.
Welcome to cirque du So Great.
That's what we're going with? Yes, because it's awesome just like me.
Now hoist your King.
I'm pretty sure this ain't in my job description.
Kowalski, camouflage.
Rico, commence drilling, pronto.
This routine is gonna rock the house.
I am a star! This madness ends now.
Hello, Skipper.
Care for a bite? We bust you out.
Really? Today may not work for me actually.
Between the slipping and the falling, I'm booked solid.
Just as I feared.
You've been brainwashed.
I've been brainwashed? - Yes, you've been brainwashed.
- Brainwashed.
You don't want your brain washed.
I don't want my brain washed.
Incoming! On my jungle scene, he's the funk machine.
When they play that groove, he's got to move.
Good to have you back, young Private.
Although I do quite miss the Slippy lifestyle.
Still a little brainwashed, eh? Much better.
I am not believing the people voted this most popularest.
Come on, dance to the rhythm now, gonna dance to the rhythm now.