The Real Ghostbusters (1986) s02e24 Episode Script
Victor, the Happy Ghost
1
Ghostbusters ♪
There's something strange
In the neighborhood ♪
Who you going to call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
There's something weird
And it don't look good ♪
Who you going to call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪
I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪
Who you going to call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
Who you going to call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
There he goes!
Get him!
Which way did he go?
I've lost him.
There he is!
Slimer, get out of my face.
You shouldn't have frightened him.
Why did he have to come along for?
He just causes trouble.
Now you've hurt his feelings.
Ah, it's OK, Slimer.
I'll show you what he can do.
Find that ghost, Slimer.
Aye-aye!
Our troubles are over now.
Imagine my relief.
A-ha!
Hey!
Wow! We're in the planetarium.
What gave you the first clue?
OK, ghost.
Easy or hard. Your choice.
Gee. He's awfully cute.
Do we have to bust him?
Ray, keep in mind
that the museum is paying us
5,000 dead presidents to snare this spook.
Good job, guys!
Man, I feel like such a bully.
Come on, let's get it back
to the containment facility.
OK.
Don't even think about it.
Did you get the museum ghost?
Yeah, we got him.
A shame, really.
He was such a cute little guy.
Let's put him away, Ray.
Whoa! Ahhh!
Smooth, Ray. Real smooth.
Now we gotta catch him again.
Oh, you're so cute.
Do we have to put him in the grid?
Well, another ghost to study
might prove useful.
It's getting crowded in there anyway.
If we let you stay out,
you promise to behave?
He reminds me of my nephew, Victor.
Great! Let's call him Victor.
Victor. Chee!
Hey, cool your jets, Slimer.
You and Victor are gonna be pals.
It'll be nice to have a ghost around
who doesn't drip.
Whoo!
I give up.
Oh, no.
Slimer.
Slimer, I've told you before
to stay away from this unit.
It wasn't me.
Why can't you be more
like Victor over there?
Try to shape up, Slimer, OK?
Slimer.
I told you to leave me a jelly donut.
Yeow!
Ray!
That wasn't funny, Slimer.
No, no!
Some ghosts just never grow up.
What in the
Slimer, what's the meaning of this?
What's the trouble?
Looks like Slimer's jealous of Victor.
Hey, if I was Slimer,
I'd be jealous ofpond scum.
You two behave yourselves
or you'll both wind up
in the containment grid.
Understand?
Good. Now run off and play.
Spare me.
Babysitting ghosts
wasn't in the job description.
Oh, my gosh!
He's huge.
What's all the noise in here?
It's just you, Victor. Where's Slimer?
I don't know.
Well, come with us, OK?
We want to run some tests on you.
Let me out!
Let me out of here!
Let me out!
Wonder where Slimer is.
I haven't seen him in hours.
Yeah.
Isn't it swell?
Yeah. It's a nice change to eat a meal
without a ghost for a guest.
I'll get it.
Hello, Ghostbusters.
Well, that's enough for tonight.
You've been very cooperative, Victor.
Slimer was always too ticklish
for this sort of thing.
Hey, where is Slimer, anyway?
We got one!
Tribeca. Sounds like
a standard poltergeist to me.
Piece of cake. OK, let's move.
I wanna get back in time
to watch a Bob Newhart Show.
Those guys.
Slimer, is that you?
Some spooks got a lot of nerve
haunting this place.
For crying out loud.
Someone left a loaded trap in here.
How careless can they get.
Zero activity.
Looks like the joint's clean,
unless you count the terror dog there.
Just kidding.
Oh, but there has to be a ghost.
Every evening for years,
it rattled my windows and dishes.
And you say it manifests at regular times?
Oh, yes.
In fact, it should be just about due.
Oh! There it is.
It's the subway!
7th Avenue local.
Oh, dear. My mistake.
You should have charged her for that call.
Come on, Peter.
She was someone's grandmother.
Hey.
As long as she wasn't mine.
Let's get back to headquarters.
Egon probably left it there.
I love that boy.
Bet he'd forget his head
if it wasn't wielded to his collarbone.
So long, ghost.
Hey!
Slimer?
What were you doing in that trap?
WellVictor
Put me inVictor.
Whoa. Hey, let me get this straight.
You say Victor put you in there?
Uh-huh. Victor.
You sure you're not
making this up, Slimer?
Uh-uh. Not me.
OK, OK.
We'll talk to Victor
as soon as he and the boys
get back from the call.
Oh, no!
All right, lighten up.
Hey, gimme a break, huh?
I'll call 'em already.
Yeah, Janine.
Yeah, Victor's with us.
Slimer says he did what?
Hey, Victor.
Come, come back here!
Hang on, Janine.
Victor just flew the coup.
Come back here, you silly ghost.
I'm missing my favorite TV show.
Ray, you there?
They're out, chasing Victor.
Yeah, I think maybe you're right, Slimer.
Come on, we'll take Ecto-2.
Hey, what's the matter, little guy.
Something scare you?
Something just scared me, in spades.
That's what Janine was trying to tell me.
This ghost is a shape-changer.
I've always admired your ability
to grasp a situation, Ray.
Let's get out of here!
Whoa!
We gotta get our packs.
Without 'em, we're cat food.
Without our packs,
we're helpless against him.
I think he's already
well aware of that, Egon.
Thank you very much.
Uh, what do we do now?
I have a suggestion.
Run!
Keep your slime on.
Ecto-1.
But I don't see
I think they may be in trouble, Slimer.
Yeah.
Split up.
Whoa!
I should be able to
hide out up here.
Oops.
Yo, cab.
Ghostbusters' headquarters.
And step on it.
Hey, what're you waiting
Whoa!
Like, which one of us is it, man?
I think it's tired of playing tag, Peter.
Keep 'em busy, Slimer.
Yeah!
OK.
Heads up, guys.
Heat him out.
OK, Victor.
It's payback time.
Next time you want a pet,
get a kitten. OK?
Yeah.
OK, Victor is now safely ensconced
in the containment unit.
And once again, Slimer,
we're real sorry about
not listening to you.
Yeah, really. Do you forgive us?
Make up your mind, OK?
My arms are getting tired.
Ghostbusters ♪
There's something strange
In the neighborhood ♪
Who you going to call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
There's something weird
And it don't look good ♪
Who you going to call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪
I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪
Who you going to call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
Who you going to call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
There he goes!
Get him!
Which way did he go?
I've lost him.
There he is!
Slimer, get out of my face.
You shouldn't have frightened him.
Why did he have to come along for?
He just causes trouble.
Now you've hurt his feelings.
Ah, it's OK, Slimer.
I'll show you what he can do.
Find that ghost, Slimer.
Aye-aye!
Our troubles are over now.
Imagine my relief.
A-ha!
Hey!
Wow! We're in the planetarium.
What gave you the first clue?
OK, ghost.
Easy or hard. Your choice.
Gee. He's awfully cute.
Do we have to bust him?
Ray, keep in mind
that the museum is paying us
5,000 dead presidents to snare this spook.
Good job, guys!
Man, I feel like such a bully.
Come on, let's get it back
to the containment facility.
OK.
Don't even think about it.
Did you get the museum ghost?
Yeah, we got him.
A shame, really.
He was such a cute little guy.
Let's put him away, Ray.
Whoa! Ahhh!
Smooth, Ray. Real smooth.
Now we gotta catch him again.
Oh, you're so cute.
Do we have to put him in the grid?
Well, another ghost to study
might prove useful.
It's getting crowded in there anyway.
If we let you stay out,
you promise to behave?
He reminds me of my nephew, Victor.
Great! Let's call him Victor.
Victor. Chee!
Hey, cool your jets, Slimer.
You and Victor are gonna be pals.
It'll be nice to have a ghost around
who doesn't drip.
Whoo!
I give up.
Oh, no.
Slimer.
Slimer, I've told you before
to stay away from this unit.
It wasn't me.
Why can't you be more
like Victor over there?
Try to shape up, Slimer, OK?
Slimer.
I told you to leave me a jelly donut.
Yeow!
Ray!
That wasn't funny, Slimer.
No, no!
Some ghosts just never grow up.
What in the
Slimer, what's the meaning of this?
What's the trouble?
Looks like Slimer's jealous of Victor.
Hey, if I was Slimer,
I'd be jealous ofpond scum.
You two behave yourselves
or you'll both wind up
in the containment grid.
Understand?
Good. Now run off and play.
Spare me.
Babysitting ghosts
wasn't in the job description.
Oh, my gosh!
He's huge.
What's all the noise in here?
It's just you, Victor. Where's Slimer?
I don't know.
Well, come with us, OK?
We want to run some tests on you.
Let me out!
Let me out of here!
Let me out!
Wonder where Slimer is.
I haven't seen him in hours.
Yeah.
Isn't it swell?
Yeah. It's a nice change to eat a meal
without a ghost for a guest.
I'll get it.
Hello, Ghostbusters.
Well, that's enough for tonight.
You've been very cooperative, Victor.
Slimer was always too ticklish
for this sort of thing.
Hey, where is Slimer, anyway?
We got one!
Tribeca. Sounds like
a standard poltergeist to me.
Piece of cake. OK, let's move.
I wanna get back in time
to watch a Bob Newhart Show.
Those guys.
Slimer, is that you?
Some spooks got a lot of nerve
haunting this place.
For crying out loud.
Someone left a loaded trap in here.
How careless can they get.
Zero activity.
Looks like the joint's clean,
unless you count the terror dog there.
Just kidding.
Oh, but there has to be a ghost.
Every evening for years,
it rattled my windows and dishes.
And you say it manifests at regular times?
Oh, yes.
In fact, it should be just about due.
Oh! There it is.
It's the subway!
7th Avenue local.
Oh, dear. My mistake.
You should have charged her for that call.
Come on, Peter.
She was someone's grandmother.
Hey.
As long as she wasn't mine.
Let's get back to headquarters.
Egon probably left it there.
I love that boy.
Bet he'd forget his head
if it wasn't wielded to his collarbone.
So long, ghost.
Hey!
Slimer?
What were you doing in that trap?
WellVictor
Put me inVictor.
Whoa. Hey, let me get this straight.
You say Victor put you in there?
Uh-huh. Victor.
You sure you're not
making this up, Slimer?
Uh-uh. Not me.
OK, OK.
We'll talk to Victor
as soon as he and the boys
get back from the call.
Oh, no!
All right, lighten up.
Hey, gimme a break, huh?
I'll call 'em already.
Yeah, Janine.
Yeah, Victor's with us.
Slimer says he did what?
Hey, Victor.
Come, come back here!
Hang on, Janine.
Victor just flew the coup.
Come back here, you silly ghost.
I'm missing my favorite TV show.
Ray, you there?
They're out, chasing Victor.
Yeah, I think maybe you're right, Slimer.
Come on, we'll take Ecto-2.
Hey, what's the matter, little guy.
Something scare you?
Something just scared me, in spades.
That's what Janine was trying to tell me.
This ghost is a shape-changer.
I've always admired your ability
to grasp a situation, Ray.
Let's get out of here!
Whoa!
We gotta get our packs.
Without 'em, we're cat food.
Without our packs,
we're helpless against him.
I think he's already
well aware of that, Egon.
Thank you very much.
Uh, what do we do now?
I have a suggestion.
Run!
Keep your slime on.
Ecto-1.
But I don't see
I think they may be in trouble, Slimer.
Yeah.
Split up.
Whoa!
I should be able to
hide out up here.
Oops.
Yo, cab.
Ghostbusters' headquarters.
And step on it.
Hey, what're you waiting
Whoa!
Like, which one of us is it, man?
I think it's tired of playing tag, Peter.
Keep 'em busy, Slimer.
Yeah!
OK.
Heads up, guys.
Heat him out.
OK, Victor.
It's payback time.
Next time you want a pet,
get a kitten. OK?
Yeah.
OK, Victor is now safely ensconced
in the containment unit.
And once again, Slimer,
we're real sorry about
not listening to you.
Yeah, really. Do you forgive us?
Make up your mind, OK?
My arms are getting tired.