The Real Ghostbusters (1986) s03e01 Episode Script
Baby Spookums
1
Ghostbusters ♪
There's something strange ♪
In the neighborhood ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
If there's something weird ♪
And it don't look good ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪
I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
Hey, this is Rick Martin at the Hot spot
on your radio WYKBZ, 240 on your dial.
Tonight is something really special
because old Mama Moon
is gonna be a part of a rare alignment
of stars and planets,
something they say only occurs
once every 300 years.
Sounds like my love life.
Just kidding.
Hey! Shut up down there!
Dada! Dada!
Hmm. Highly unusual.
I've never seen this exact effect on
a lunar eclipse before.
I've been slimed again!
Slimer, why weren't you in your own bed?
You were scared because
your night light burned down.
Ghostbusters Central.
Right! On our way.
We got one, guys!
Wow, this is really
a primal haunting, huh, guys?
Yeah, I'd much rather be here
than in my nice warm bed.
What the heck are
those ghost up to anyway?
Difficult to say.
This behavior is definitely
not normal paranormal.
But with the moon
and it's present alignment,
anything is possible.
Glad you cleared that up, Egon.
Come on, let's bag 'em and go home.
Yeah!
Ghostbusters! ♪
Ghostbusters! ♪
Heads up.
Ghostbusters! ♪
Ghostbusters! ♪
Well, at least those ghosts are gone.
But not forgotten.
I wonder what
they were so mad about.
Hey, where's Slimer?
Hello.
Oh, Slimer, not again.
Party's over, folks. Let's go home.
Yeah, come on.
Once we get home,
I'm gonna sleep like a baby.
I heard that.
Uh, now what?
Beats me.
She was working fine a minute ago.
Winston, what's theGhost!
No, no, no, don't shoot.
Slimer, move!
Ghost kid.
Well, what do you know, a little spudette.
I'd never seen such a young ghost before.
I wonder where she came from.
There's a high probability
she was fleeing those hostile Class 5s
and sought refuge in our vehicle.
You mean those big ghosts
were chasing her so she hid in here.
It's only a theory, but yes.
We better take
her home for safe keeping
until we nab those mean dudes.
Good idea, Winston.
Slimer, since you did such a good job
of protecting the spudette,
you're in charge of watching her, OK?
You bet I am.
She's absolutely adorable.
You are just the sweetest
itty-bitty thing I've ever seen.
Yes, you are.
Coochie-coochie-coo.
Bet you're hungry, huh?
Yeah. Cookie.
Open wide.
Oh, yum!
Oh, boy!
Uh-uh, Slimer, you have to share.
She's just a little baby, remember?
Oh, bummer.
Aw, what a little doll.
Sweetheart.
Oh, I wonder what her name is.
I think we should name her Spookums.
Spookums?
What kinda name is that?
My, um
Mother used to call me Spookums.
Ghostbusters Central.
Got it.
Those two ghosts are at it again, guys.
Attacking a car wash in Brooklyn.
For an extra buck
maybe we oughta hot wax 'em.
- Come on, let's get 'em.
- All right. Let's go.
- All right, come on, let's move.
- Let's do it.
Slimer, wait.
Who, me?
I need you to stay and watch Spookums
while I run an equipment check downstairs.
Come on!
Whoa!
Slimer!
Oh, my gosh.
Slimer, what have you done?
Me?
Her.
Oh, quit trying to blame Spookums.
She's just a baby.
Come on, Spookums, come to Auntie Janine.
Did that big old Slimer scare you?
Who, me? Hmph!
Will some ice cream and cake
make you feel better?
Slimer, you can start
cleaning up this mess.
Ah! Ghosts! Ghosts!
OK, you big turkeys,
this is for chasing Spookums.
Just like a ghost,
always have their minds in the gutter.
Come on out and fight like a ghost.
Hey, there they are.
Hands off our Ecto.
There they go and here we are
looking like chumps again.
You guys call
yourselves Ghostbusters?
Instead of catching the ghosts,
you scared away all my customers
I could have done that myself.
Uh-oh, guys, we got big problems.
Spookums.
Spookums.
Boo!
Slimer?
Slimer! You should be ashamed!
Me?
Yes, you!
The minute my back is turned you pig out.
Look at the mess you made.
Not me. Her!
What?
Oh, Slimer, now you've scared her.
There, there, Spookums,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is really embarrassing, guys.
Just hope we don't see anyone we know.
Or anyone we don't know.
Driver, stop right here.
Well, look who's back.
Help!
Yee-haw! Got 'em this time.
Trap open.
Bingo!
Man, listen to that.
Yeah, nothing like the thrill of victory.
No, I mean that.
Or the agony of defeat.
-Come on, let's get out of here.
-All right.
Wee.
Wee!
Oh, boy.
No!
Now.
Baby.
Bye-bye.
Are you guys all right?
Yeah, but we do have one casualty.
Oh, no! Not Egon!
Hmm, the damage isn't
as expensive as I thought.
Egon! Oh, you're all right.
Of course.
Ecto has only minor damage, Winston.
We can have her back
on the road in no time.
Hey, great new, Egon.
Oh, boys and their toys.
But we nabbed those ghosts, see.
Somehow that wailing
sounds vaguely familiar.
Hmm, that sounds like
Spookums' Mama and Dada.
The ghosts in there are Spookums' parents?
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
That's why they sound so familiar.
Oh, poor little Spookums.
We can't lock up her mom and dad.
Well, we can't let them out again, either.
We have to.
They're still a family
even if they are ghosts.
I hate to admit it, Ray, but you're right.
Slimer, go get Spookums.
You said it!
OK, guys, get ready.
We're gonna let them out nice and easy.
Spookums.
Oh, Spookums!
Oh, where'd she go?
Just relax now, folks,
your little Spookums is coming.
Everything's gonna be OK.
We know that you were
just looking for your baby.
We found her and she's safe and sound.
We'll give you Spookums back
and you can go home.
Not quite, Ray.
My reading tell me
their home is in another dimension.
Somehow opened by the eclipse of the moon.
And the eclipse is almost over.
Unless we find that
opening before it ends,
they'll be trapped here forever.
Spookums gone!
Spookums gone!
Peter.
This is really great.
Now we've got three missing ghosts.
Oh, she
Egon, you and Winston
start looking for that dimensional crack.
Right, there's no time to lose.
Taxi!
Slimer, you stay here in case
Spookums comes back.
Ray, let's roll!
Oh, no!
Janine, we have to borrow your car.
OK, but please be careful.
Oh, don't worry,
we'll treat it like our own.
Hmm, that's what worries me.
Spookums!
Spookums!
Oh! Oh, Spookums!
Ah, no, no, no.
Spookums Mama and Daddy.
Dada? Mama?
Uh-huh. Mama, Dada.
Dada!
Dada!
Dada!
Mama!
That way!
I'm getting some strong readings, Winston.
That dimensional crack must be close.
how much time?
By the looks of the moon, not much.
Dada! Dada!
I don't believe it.
Oh, Ghostbusters!
Yay! Mama and Daddy.
Aw, kinda makes you feel
warm all over, huh, Peter?
Yeah. Warm and slimy
- Yo, Winston.
- Good news, guys.
We found the dimensional crack.
Not far from Times Square.
But hurry, it's closing fast.
Right, on our way, Winston.
Here they come.
Hurry it up, guys!
Move, move!
One down.
Two down.
Three downHmm?
Slimer.
Bye-bye, Slimer.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye, Spookums.
Come on, come on, hurry, Spookums.
Let's go, come on.
- In here!
- Get through that.
Bye-bye.
Well, it wasn't easy.
But it's sure nice to see that family
back together again.
Yeah, and it took a lot of Ghostbusters
teamwork to make that happen.
Roger that, Ray.
Let's see a little skin, guys.
All right.
Yuck.
-Oh, come on.
-Disgusting!
Oh, did somebody sneeze?
Me!
Oh, come on.
Ghostbusters ♪
There's something strange ♪
In the neighborhood ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
If there's something weird ♪
And it don't look good ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪
I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters ♪
Hey, this is Rick Martin at the Hot spot
on your radio WYKBZ, 240 on your dial.
Tonight is something really special
because old Mama Moon
is gonna be a part of a rare alignment
of stars and planets,
something they say only occurs
once every 300 years.
Sounds like my love life.
Just kidding.
Hey! Shut up down there!
Dada! Dada!
Hmm. Highly unusual.
I've never seen this exact effect on
a lunar eclipse before.
I've been slimed again!
Slimer, why weren't you in your own bed?
You were scared because
your night light burned down.
Ghostbusters Central.
Right! On our way.
We got one, guys!
Wow, this is really
a primal haunting, huh, guys?
Yeah, I'd much rather be here
than in my nice warm bed.
What the heck are
those ghost up to anyway?
Difficult to say.
This behavior is definitely
not normal paranormal.
But with the moon
and it's present alignment,
anything is possible.
Glad you cleared that up, Egon.
Come on, let's bag 'em and go home.
Yeah!
Ghostbusters! ♪
Ghostbusters! ♪
Heads up.
Ghostbusters! ♪
Ghostbusters! ♪
Well, at least those ghosts are gone.
But not forgotten.
I wonder what
they were so mad about.
Hey, where's Slimer?
Hello.
Oh, Slimer, not again.
Party's over, folks. Let's go home.
Yeah, come on.
Once we get home,
I'm gonna sleep like a baby.
I heard that.
Uh, now what?
Beats me.
She was working fine a minute ago.
Winston, what's theGhost!
No, no, no, don't shoot.
Slimer, move!
Ghost kid.
Well, what do you know, a little spudette.
I'd never seen such a young ghost before.
I wonder where she came from.
There's a high probability
she was fleeing those hostile Class 5s
and sought refuge in our vehicle.
You mean those big ghosts
were chasing her so she hid in here.
It's only a theory, but yes.
We better take
her home for safe keeping
until we nab those mean dudes.
Good idea, Winston.
Slimer, since you did such a good job
of protecting the spudette,
you're in charge of watching her, OK?
You bet I am.
She's absolutely adorable.
You are just the sweetest
itty-bitty thing I've ever seen.
Yes, you are.
Coochie-coochie-coo.
Bet you're hungry, huh?
Yeah. Cookie.
Open wide.
Oh, yum!
Oh, boy!
Uh-uh, Slimer, you have to share.
She's just a little baby, remember?
Oh, bummer.
Aw, what a little doll.
Sweetheart.
Oh, I wonder what her name is.
I think we should name her Spookums.
Spookums?
What kinda name is that?
My, um
Mother used to call me Spookums.
Ghostbusters Central.
Got it.
Those two ghosts are at it again, guys.
Attacking a car wash in Brooklyn.
For an extra buck
maybe we oughta hot wax 'em.
- Come on, let's get 'em.
- All right. Let's go.
- All right, come on, let's move.
- Let's do it.
Slimer, wait.
Who, me?
I need you to stay and watch Spookums
while I run an equipment check downstairs.
Come on!
Whoa!
Slimer!
Oh, my gosh.
Slimer, what have you done?
Me?
Her.
Oh, quit trying to blame Spookums.
She's just a baby.
Come on, Spookums, come to Auntie Janine.
Did that big old Slimer scare you?
Who, me? Hmph!
Will some ice cream and cake
make you feel better?
Slimer, you can start
cleaning up this mess.
Ah! Ghosts! Ghosts!
OK, you big turkeys,
this is for chasing Spookums.
Just like a ghost,
always have their minds in the gutter.
Come on out and fight like a ghost.
Hey, there they are.
Hands off our Ecto.
There they go and here we are
looking like chumps again.
You guys call
yourselves Ghostbusters?
Instead of catching the ghosts,
you scared away all my customers
I could have done that myself.
Uh-oh, guys, we got big problems.
Spookums.
Spookums.
Boo!
Slimer?
Slimer! You should be ashamed!
Me?
Yes, you!
The minute my back is turned you pig out.
Look at the mess you made.
Not me. Her!
What?
Oh, Slimer, now you've scared her.
There, there, Spookums,
there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is really embarrassing, guys.
Just hope we don't see anyone we know.
Or anyone we don't know.
Driver, stop right here.
Well, look who's back.
Help!
Yee-haw! Got 'em this time.
Trap open.
Bingo!
Man, listen to that.
Yeah, nothing like the thrill of victory.
No, I mean that.
Or the agony of defeat.
-Come on, let's get out of here.
-All right.
Wee.
Wee!
Oh, boy.
No!
Now.
Baby.
Bye-bye.
Are you guys all right?
Yeah, but we do have one casualty.
Oh, no! Not Egon!
Hmm, the damage isn't
as expensive as I thought.
Egon! Oh, you're all right.
Of course.
Ecto has only minor damage, Winston.
We can have her back
on the road in no time.
Hey, great new, Egon.
Oh, boys and their toys.
But we nabbed those ghosts, see.
Somehow that wailing
sounds vaguely familiar.
Hmm, that sounds like
Spookums' Mama and Dada.
The ghosts in there are Spookums' parents?
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
That's why they sound so familiar.
Oh, poor little Spookums.
We can't lock up her mom and dad.
Well, we can't let them out again, either.
We have to.
They're still a family
even if they are ghosts.
I hate to admit it, Ray, but you're right.
Slimer, go get Spookums.
You said it!
OK, guys, get ready.
We're gonna let them out nice and easy.
Spookums.
Oh, Spookums!
Oh, where'd she go?
Just relax now, folks,
your little Spookums is coming.
Everything's gonna be OK.
We know that you were
just looking for your baby.
We found her and she's safe and sound.
We'll give you Spookums back
and you can go home.
Not quite, Ray.
My reading tell me
their home is in another dimension.
Somehow opened by the eclipse of the moon.
And the eclipse is almost over.
Unless we find that
opening before it ends,
they'll be trapped here forever.
Spookums gone!
Spookums gone!
Peter.
This is really great.
Now we've got three missing ghosts.
Oh, she
Egon, you and Winston
start looking for that dimensional crack.
Right, there's no time to lose.
Taxi!
Slimer, you stay here in case
Spookums comes back.
Ray, let's roll!
Oh, no!
Janine, we have to borrow your car.
OK, but please be careful.
Oh, don't worry,
we'll treat it like our own.
Hmm, that's what worries me.
Spookums!
Spookums!
Oh! Oh, Spookums!
Ah, no, no, no.
Spookums Mama and Daddy.
Dada? Mama?
Uh-huh. Mama, Dada.
Dada!
Dada!
Dada!
Mama!
That way!
I'm getting some strong readings, Winston.
That dimensional crack must be close.
how much time?
By the looks of the moon, not much.
Dada! Dada!
I don't believe it.
Oh, Ghostbusters!
Yay! Mama and Daddy.
Aw, kinda makes you feel
warm all over, huh, Peter?
Yeah. Warm and slimy
- Yo, Winston.
- Good news, guys.
We found the dimensional crack.
Not far from Times Square.
But hurry, it's closing fast.
Right, on our way, Winston.
Here they come.
Hurry it up, guys!
Move, move!
One down.
Two down.
Three downHmm?
Slimer.
Bye-bye, Slimer.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye, Spookums.
Come on, come on, hurry, Spookums.
Let's go, come on.
- In here!
- Get through that.
Bye-bye.
Well, it wasn't easy.
But it's sure nice to see that family
back together again.
Yeah, and it took a lot of Ghostbusters
teamwork to make that happen.
Roger that, Ray.
Let's see a little skin, guys.
All right.
Yuck.
-Oh, come on.
-Disgusting!
Oh, did somebody sneeze?
Me!
Oh, come on.