True Beauty (2009) s02e01 Episode Script

(Vanessa) Last year, ten people who thought they were competing to be America's most beautiful person got the shock of their lives.
They were really being judged on their inner beauty.
(burps) (gasps) Well, now we're back in Vegas, baby, but this time, we're doing things a little differently.
These ten contestants think that they're competing to become "The Face of Las Vegas.
" (bell dings) The Face of Vegas, baby.
Vote for me.
They already know they're beautiful on the outside.
People call me "Mr.
Fantastic.
" Yeah, I look good naked.
The scale of 1 to 10 is not big enough for me.
My favorite asset is just my whole body.
I'm blessed to be beautiful.
But we want to find out, are they as beautiful on the inside? How will we do it? We'll put our beauties through hidden camera challenges to see how they act when they think - no one is watching.
- He has beer in his hand.
Sir, you should not drive.
You're gonna hurt somebody.
Two new judges will be keeping an eye on the contestants Fashion expert Carson Kressley Shut her down like a bad Ferris wheel.
And model and television personality Beth Stern.
Oh, she gives us blondes a bad name.
They'll be joining me, Vanessa Minnillo.
Here we go.
We'll be watching all the action from inside the spy room - The good - Whoo! We love Vegas! - Is he okay? - Thank you.
Would you like some help with that? - the bad - When people come to Vegas, they come to (bleep) sin.
(bleep) (gasps) Wow! and the outrageous.
Ladies, let's do this.
You come in like a belligerent, drunk crazy person.
I didn't give up (bleep)! (girl laughs) Nobody's perfect, although I'm kinda close.
You want us to be real? There you go.
Each week, two beauties will head to a final face-off, where one will be eliminated.
That's when I finally reveal myself and the truth about this competition.
Do you think that you're a true beauty? See for yourself.
And I (bleep) knew this (bleep) I knew this was gonna happen.
(Vanessa) The winner will be crowned the Face of Vegas, win $100,000 cash and have their photo appear in People magazine.
Ten contestants have arrived in Las Vegas to compete for the prize, but in the end, only one will have what it takes to emerge as America's True Beauty Hello, Beth and Carson.
- I want to officially welcome you to True Beauty.
- We're so excited to be here.
And this is our spy room.
What do you think? - You know, I love it.
I feel like a security guard.
- Yeah.
So the contestants think that they're in a beauty competition called The Face of Vegas a search for the most beautiful person - to represent one of the hottest cities in the world.
- Okay.
But what we're really trying to do - is find out if they are just as beautiful on the inside.
- Love it.
You guys get to go out and meet them right now.
- They're about to take center stage.
- Let's go.
Let's do it.
(cheering) Thank you! Thank you! Welcome to Face of Vegas! (cheering) Are you excited to be here? I am your host Carson Kressley, and this is our gorgeous cohost Beth Stern.
Hi.
(cheers and applause) You know her from TV and from the modeling world.
- Are we ready to meet our contestants? - I'm ready.
Okay, say hello to Regina! My name is Regina, and I was Miss New Jersey Teen USA 2005.
I am here to be the Face of Vegas.
I did not come all the way out here just to have fun and make friends like, no.
If you give me a reason to be a bitch, then I'm gonna be a bitch.
Like, I'm gonna be a bitch.
Definitely pageant-y.
Yeah, with a touch just a hint of stripper.
All right, are you ready for a boy? - I'm ready for a boy.
- Okay.
All right, give it up for Michael! (cheers and applause) I'm an actor/model and not the other way around.
Oh, my God! I'm in love with him! I'm 100% sure that I'll be the Face of Vegas.
- What's up? - Hot.
I can be funny, I can be the serious guy, and I can be the gangster dude.
Uhh, I'm smooth like butter, you sticky like jam, go together like green eggs and ham.
You can be my Wendy, I'll be your Peter Pan.
(cheering) What's up? - I'm Mike.
- Regina.
Put your hands together for Liz, everybody! (cheering) My name is Liz.
I'm from Cuba, and I'm a model.
- Liz is kind of not wearing any pants.
- That's the look, Carson.
- Yeah.
- Women get very jealous of me because I'm beautiful and because I'm powerful.
It's really sad, but what am I gonna do? I'm blessed to be beautiful.
(cheering) She knows she's cute.
Say hello to Taylor! (cheering) My name is Taylor, and when I'm at a party, people know it.
I am a very good-looking guy, and that attracts people.
(bell dings) Oh, wonderful.
I absolutely love Vegas.
When I come here, I have a good time, because you get your fill of whatever you want.
- I'm Liz.
Nice to meet you.
- I'm Taylor.
Nice to meet you.
I like to drink, I like beautiful women, and I like to have both of those together at the same time.
So, uh, if that's sinning, then, yeah, then I sin.
To Vegas, baby.
(Liz and Regina) To Vegas.
Put your hands together for Erika! (Taylor) Yeah, Erika! Whoo! My name is Erika.
I am 25, and I'm from Long Island, New York.
She's sassy.
I am totally the stereotypical, like, glamazon girl.
I am worried that Erika might have a Janet Jackson moment.
She is boob-a-lish.
Aesthetically, I'm on-point.
I've never had any plastic surgery on my face whatsoever.
As far as the boobs, that's another story.
(laughs) But whatever.
Yeah Right right right there.
Am I good? Right right there Let's meet J.
D.
! Hello, everybody! My name is J.
D.
, but people call me "Mr.
Fantastic.
" How are you all feeling?! Other people, they just want to tell you about their problems, and you know what? Their problems are completely trivial.
Happiness is a choice.
Just choose to be happy, and go be happy.
It's just that easy.
(bell dings) - Did you take a 5-hour energy or something? - Yes! Everybody is feeling good, good, good! - He's already working my last gay nerve.
- He's bold.
I'm frickin' fantastic! How are you? - All right, everybody, welcome Michelle! - Yay, Michelle! My name is Michelle, and I'm an aspiring dancer.
I'm definitely a white girl with a booty, and it's pretty big.
(boing) I've never seen such a perky butt on a white girl.
I'm definitely a black girl trapped in a white girl's body.
Oh, my God What's up? (shrieking) J.
D.
, where you from? I'm from L.
A.
- What about y'all? Let me go down the line.
- Southeast Miami.
- Irvine, Orange County.
- Irvine? Solid.
- Miami.
- Oh, nice.
Where are you from? - Jersey.
- Jer you look like a Jersey girl.
I mean that in a good way.
(laughs) That's a good thing.
That's a good thing.
- I know.
I was Miss New Jersey Teen USA.
- Really? Yeah.
I'm a beauty queen.
I got this (bleep).
(laughs) And David! (cheering) My name is David, and I'm a house deejay and astrologer.
That hair is like a lethal weapon.
I've dealt with people hating me a lot in my life because I love myself, so I get whatever it is I want.
And people hate that, but I'm gonna keep riding the "I love me train" all day, you know? I don't know how else to say it.
(whip cracks) - I'm David.
I'm a house deejay and astrologer.
- Hi, I'm Regina.
Nice to meet you.
- What sign are you? - I'm a Gemini.
Really? I'm a zero-degree Leo.
I'm able to express my inner soul without that rising filter.
(mouths word) I don't know what that means, but I'm a Capricorn.
(Carson) Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Amy! (cheering) Oh, Amy is fierce.
(whip cracks) My name is Amy, and the scale of 1 to 10 is not big enough for me.
Hi, Amy.
There we go a little smile.
Oh, I'm so scared to get old.
I mean, Asians, we do age well, but let's face it uh, when I hit 25, I'm probably gonna have a mental breakdown, and 30, it's all over.
And number ten, let's hear it for Craig, everybody! (cheering) My name is Craig, and I'm not gonna lie I like to stand in front of the mirror naked because I know that I look good.
- How you doin', ladies? - He's workin' the audience.
I don't have a lot of trouble picking up women.
It's like going fishing you get in a boat, you take your rod, you cast it in the water, eventually, they'll bite.
I'm here, finally.
They saved the best for last.
I'm like (cheering) Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it! Whoo! There are our ten contestants to be the Face of Las Vegas! (cheering) - Everybody, cheers! - To everybody! Aren't they gorgeous? (J.
D.
) Vegas, baby! (cheering) Wow.
Okay, so are they hot, or what? I mean, oh, my gosh! - If I may say you both looked amazing out there, as well.
- Love you.
- All right, so what do you guys think? - My first impression - They are a fantastic group of people.
- Well, I think we're gonna have a hard time - trying to pick out the real true beauties right now.
- Well, not so fast.
They're heading right now to the planet Hollywood suite - that they'll be staying in for the next eight weeks.
- Okay.
And we have 54 cameras rigged in this place.
This is where I think the competition is really gonna heat up.
(women screaming) (Erika) We're about to come into our house, and everyone's so excited, and we just can't even imagine, like, what our house is gonna look like as soon as we step inside.
(women shrieking) - Oh, my God.
- It was beautiful.
I couldn't believe it.
I have never seen anything like this.
People were just running to the beds, claiming their beds.
Aah! (Regina) Amy, it's ours! - Claim the bed! - Okay.
- Okay, I got this one.
- No! Dear Jesus! Yes! - That was good.
- We all burst into the house, - and we find our beds right away.
- Nobody can take that bed.
And then we decide, "All right, well, let's kinda, like, look around at the rest of the house.
" So we go over to the other bedroom, - and it happens to be, like, a little bit nicer than ours.
- Okay, I-I claim this bitch, and nobody's taking my pillow.
- Claimed bed.
Sorry, claimed bed.
- I ain't moving.
- I gotta be honest, you ain't gonna move me.
- I don't know what her deal was.
I picked my bed.
She had already picked her bed.
It's too late.
It's done.
It's over.
(Liz) So then I went back to my bed, and Taylor took my bed.
You you're gonna move, 'cause that's my bed.
I saw all of you claiming beds over there.
- I claimed the bed prior to you coming here.
- No.
- What is the point? - I'm pretty sure you were wrestling Mike.
Because I wanted to be in the other room.
- It doesn't mean that I didn't want this bed.
- Once you started fighting somebody else for another bed, - you gave up the bed.
- I wanted both.
- Oh, you wanted both.
This is nuts.
- Ow! Liz got a little feisty over the bed, you know, - so after a little logical argument - I didn't give up (bleep)! - I didn't give up anything! - I I gave it up.
- Yeah, just take the bed.
- Aah! Aah! (laughs) If I want something, I will get it.
(laughing) I don't trust anybody but my family and Jersey girls.
Regina is the other Jersey girl, and, of course, we definitely have the same strategy.
- The boys, we already beat.
- Oh, I know.
That's a no-brainer.
The guys are just here to be man candy and look cute.
We just have to beat three other girls - That's easy.
- Two of which are nasty, mean girls.
And one that's just kind of a little ditz, and she's only 21 and doesn't even know what the hell to do.
Liz just walked by and was watching us.
- She just gave me a dirty look.
- I can't stand her.
From the second her ass walked out onto that stage, it was, "Mm, I'm little 'Miss Sassy.
' I'm here to win.
" And I was like, "Oh, please.
" The bitches, they always make it far, but they never win.
- That's the bottom line.
So she's not gonna win.
- No, you're right.
I really don't want her in this house.
- She gives me a freakin' headache.
- I'm ready for bed.
- Coming up - What do you want to do? Scandalous Vegas bride.
Our beauties are offered an opportunity to steal.
(whispering) No one needs to know.
(laughing) - Will they do the rig thing - Shut her down like a bad Ferris wheel.
or give in to temptation? Total Winona move.
Our bathroom situation is pretty awesome.
All the girls get glammed up, and we spend forever on our hair.
The boys don't take long at all, but I do know that David's hair takes him a while.
(David) I am very high-maintenance when it comes to the way I look.
I have problems even walking outside to go get the newspaper without my hair done.
(whispering) My hair is just way too long.
(groans) Yeah, I want to go with that.
Spike it.
When I'm in the mirror, I am constantly talking to myself to make sure I am looking my best.
I don't know if I'm gonna do my hair the old-school way.
I'm waiting for the Aquarius moon that we go into today to see.
By pumping myself up every day and putting love into the way I look is how I look the way I do.
It's all inside.
It's in my higher self Accessing David extraordinaire.
This is what feels right to me.
This is how I define myself.
- Good morning, contestants.
- Hey! - Hello.
Everyone, gather around.
(J.
D.
) Yes, yes.
Carson shows up in all his, like, fabulous gloriousness.
- He just knows how to work it.
- How are we feeling? - Good.
- Did you have a good night in your gorgeous suite? (Craig) Oh, yeah.
We did.
Did anyone sleep together? (Liz) No, not yet.
- No! Okay, as you know, Beth and I are gonna be putting you through a series of challenges to judge your appeal as the Face of Vegas, and today is the first one.
The first challenge is go out and create your perfect Las Vegas alter ego look, okay? We're gonna give you twenty minutes, and you'll have $200 to pick out your look.
- Even shoes and everything, too? - Don't freak out too much.
You'll have a stylist who's gonna work with you.
I'm ready to go.
I'm on my game, because I do have a stylist.
He took me through a seven-month process of getting my style right.
Take one look at me, and it worked.
(laughs) It absolutely worked.
We're gonna send you out, and the people of Vegas are gonna vote on the most beautiful look.
And the two of you with the least popular looks will head to our final face-off where one of you will be eliminated.
I think as long as I look sexy and I look hot and get the crowd happy and yellin' and everything, I definitely think I can get enough votes to make it through.
- Okay? - Done deal.
- Here is your moola.
- All right.
- There's $200 for you, $200 for you.
(Michelle) Thank you.
- All right, kids, have fun.
- We will.
- Happy shopping.
Enjoy.
(Regina) Yay! Thank you.
- I like this.
I have, like, seven ideas.
(David) Yeah.
It all depends on how far I can get away with my money.
Okay, so so far, the contestants think - that they are only being judged on their iconic Vegas look.
- Right.
But in order to decide who is a true beauty, we need to see how they behave when they think nobody is watching.
Here's how it's gonna go down One by one, our contestants will arrive at a boutique where our stylist named Paige will help them pick out their alter ego looks.
- Michelle.
- Hi, Michelle.
I'm Paige.
They have just 20 minutes and $200 to spend.
(clock ticking, cash register bell dings) What our beauties don't know is that Paige is an actress who works for us.
(whip cracks) What is your alter ego? What do you want to do? I want to do more like cabaret style, like '50s pinup.
- I love that.
- The more, the better.
- Let's spend all the money.
- Look at that in your hair.
- Mm-hmm.
- That is $217.
42.
(gasps) Shoot.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
- Let's just take away this and see, but I let's just see.
- Okay.
- What is this? - Okay Perfect.
Go get changed.
I'll put all this he'll put this together for you.
- $200.
(Vanessa) After they've paid, and the cashier has left, Paige will give them an opportunity to steal an item they couldn't afford (whispering) Come here.
I think you need this.
And hidden cameras will catch their every move.
Will they cheat and take the item, Or will they do the right thing? No one no one will know.
I'm the only one that knows.
(laughs) I know, but I can't take it.
(sighs) No? You sure? Yeah.
(bell dings) She is, like, backing away from temptation.
- Yay, Michelle! - Good job, Michelle.
- I'm Paige.
- Amy.
- Amy, nice to meet you.
I'll be your stylist.
- Nice to meet you.
- What do you want to do? - I was thinking scandalous Vegas bride.
- Okay.
- Okay, cool.
Let's work with this - and with the bra and panties downstairs.
- Okay.
- We'll do something with that.
- That works.
Do we have a price on this? (gasps) $225? - We gotta find another top.
- That really kinda screws everything up.
Here we go.
- I'll make it work.
- Okay, are we good? Are we at a price? Oh, perfect! Perfect! (Paige clapping hands) You are my new best friend.
(whispering) Hey, come here.
- Amy.
(normal voice) How you doing? I like that one better.
- Come here.
Just come here.
- No, I can't do that.
No one no one's gonna know.
(whispering) No one needs to know.
Amy.
(whispering) Hey, come here.
(normal voice) How you doing? - I like that one better.
- Come here.
Just come here.
No, I can't do that.
No one no one's gonna know.
(whispering) No one needs to know.
I can't do that.
(bell dings) - She was raised well.
- She's got a big conscience.
- I'm Paige.
What's your name? - I'm Craig.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
- Craig, nice to meet you.
You have an idea? - Kind of Vegas cowboy.
- Which one do you like? - I think I like that one better.
- You do? Okay.
- Yeah.
- Now that is pretty tight.
- I think we're gonna be over.
- Ooh.
- $276.
What do we cut out? Okay.
Just the vest.
I think it's great.
$200 even.
Thank you very much.
- I'm good.
- Craig.
Craig.
I don't think he will.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
No one needs to know.
- Okay.
(gong chimes) Ohh! - "F" for Craig.
- Okay, so he took the vest.
I'm sorry.
I'm disappointed.
- He was a quick stealer, too.
- He was, too.
We knew that about him.
- Day one.
- "Do you want it?" "Yeah.
Bye.
See ya.
" Terrible.
Let's see what our boy Taylor does.
- I'm thinking maybe Hard Rock rocker.
- Come on back.
- You want leopard pants? - Maybe.
You never know.
Oh, honey! Ba Ba Ba bah Taylor, come here.
I think you need these.
Right, they look hot on you.
I think you should have 'em.
No, I can't I can't do that.
I can't take 'em.
(bell dings) No? - No, I can't do that.
- Okay.
- Aw.
- He's beautiful inside and out.
- I'm your stylist, so - I was thinking lady luck.
Green like money and lots of gold.
This is really fabulous.
I want you to have this boa.
I know.
I want it, too.
I could never, though.
- I want you to have it.
- I know.
I wish I had more money.
(bell dings) She was not having it.
We love that.
I really want to go for Marilyn Monroe.
Is there some way we can do that? (both) Perfect.
- And your boobs will look great in it.
- Bam! - Look how cute! Do you want these shoes? - I don't know.
I might get in trouble.
- Here.
How are they gonna know? - Do you want 'em? - No, no, no, I can't take it.
- I'm afraid.
No.
- Are you sure? No, no, no.
(bell dings) - Very nice.
- I've got Las Vegas pimp.
- I'm kind of loving it.
It's $29.
- I'm yeah, let's rock this.
(Cashier) It's $197.
- $197.
- Whew.
I think you need the shirt.
Do you think? I think you need it.
Yeah? (gong chimes) (Beth and Vanessa) Michael! Shame on you.
- He's really good at being bad.
- Yeah.
- What are you looking for? - I'm looking for just something, uh, Elvis impersonator-wise.
Are you kidding me? I love it.
Perfect.
- Does David take it? - See now if David were truly psychic, - he would know that he's being set up.
- He's not psychic.
He's an astrologer.
Did you get the scarf? - 'cause this is the one I wanted you to have.
- Oh.
- I think you need this one.
- Well, I don't have enough money to, so - So - Well, there you go.
Here, just - No, I can't do it.
- Okay.
(bell dings) Good job.
- All right, David.
Look at him.
- Shut her down like a bad Ferris wheel.
- He's like, "I'm out of here.
" - Sparkles, glitter, the whole deal.
- I just want the whole thing.
- You're gonna be a drag queen? - Can I do that? - Yes.
This ought to be good.
Oh, that's great.
Holy hell.
Oh, I gotta do it! I'm supposed to walk in these? J.
D.
I want you to have this.
- Where is he? - He's sitting down Right here behind the table.
(whispering) It matches.
Look, he opened his bag.
(gong chimes) - He's being sly about it.
- That was a very guilty look.
- Do you have an idea? - Something very sexy, something very glamorous.
Glamorous and sexy, we can do that.
- Yeah, I want to show off my body.
- Of course you do.
- I really like stuff like this.
- But it's $275.
- That would have been perfect.
- That would've been perfect.
- What about these dresses here? - No.
- No? This is gorg you hate it? - No, mnh-mnh.
Mnh-mnh.
- Do you like that skirt? - No.
- This is more glittery.
- No.
You're difficult.
I'm gonna just bring you things, and you gotta trust me, okay? - Are you okay? - I know what I wanted.
It's just that you guys didn't supply it, - that's all.
- (gasps) We didn't supply it? Okay.
Liz.
How can I make you happy? - Would you like this? - This is what I wanted to wear.
(whispering) It's what I wanted.
- Here.
- You don't want that? - Okay, come here, come here, come here.
- No, I don't.
- I just want to make sure that Hurry up.
- Thank you so much.
Shh, shh, shh.
(gong chimes) - Oh, my gosh.
- What's that? - Oh, and a total Winona move.
- It was just like No, she did not! - "Here here's my bag.
Put it in.
I'm outta here.
" - The stylist is even shocked.
Really, couldn't get it fast enough.
Up next, our ten beauties - showcase their Vegas alter egos.
- Hi, ladies! - See? She wants to party with the rock star.
I know you do.
- Yee-haw! (Erika) I think Liz will have a lot, because all you have to do is bend over and shake your boobs.
They're like, "Aah!" like, "Aah!" - You're good at ironing.
- I was in the Navy, brother.
I'll stick with the pimp.
(gasps) Oh My God.
(Regina) Look at you! - Don't worry.
(Michelle) You look good! It's not every day you see a grown man with heels and a shirt that's tighter than any I own.
- That's lookin' good.
- I just gotta check what's goin' on in the lower regions here.
I thought his costume was just ridiculous.
Hilarious.
I'm just gonna boa down this down the middle here.
- I'm gonna need you not to do that.
- And we're good.
But you need to practice your walk.
Something's not right about this whole thing.
(laughing) Why are you picking up your knees? - (giggling) I can't take it.
- Whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
It was not fun for me to see, of course.
I mean, come on.
If you're gonna dress up like a girl, dress up as a hot, sexy girl, not some cheap, dirty hooker.
I have a bad feeling about this.
(Regina) Well (J.
D.
) Nice.
Well done.
- That was actually affordable? (Michael) That is hot.
- Yep.
Yep.
- Wow, I can't believe it.
(J.
D.
) The earrings, too.
- That's exactly what it looked like that I picked up.
And they're like, "It's $330.
" I was like, "Okay.
" - All of 'em were different prices, and this was the one.
- Oh.
I don't believe that that was the only one that was under $200.
- This was the one that was the lowest, yeah.
- Oh.
- There's somethin' sneaky goin' on.
- Mm-hmm.
(Regina) Hi! - Hey, guys.
(Erika) Whoo! - You guys look amazing.
(bell dings) Okay, guys, this is how it's gonna work Each of you is going to get into an individual glass case.
We're gonna have passersby check out your look.
They'll each have a token so they can vote for the person they think has the most beautiful and the most creative look, and then the people with the two lowest amounts of chips will head to the final face-off, where one of you will go home.
All right, guys, head off to your cases.
(Taylor) Let's do this.
(Erika) Whoo! Vote for Marilyn! I just got married.
I need the money.
Don't you get me excited in these tight pants.
Come on, Vegas! Vegas! (bell dings) Thank you.
And I'm like, "Okay, we're selling ourselves.
- This is perfect for me.
" - Thank you.
I wanted to come up with something that none of the other girls were gonna have, and I had a little spiel.
Want to win in Vegas? Vote for lady luck.
I'll give you good fortune and prosperity.
Dude, I could win this.
- Why did you vote for her, sir? - Uh, I don't know.
- Because she's hot.
- She's hot.
- You can be honest.
- I am cleaning up! Yeah! (squeals) Mwah! (giggles) I thought Marilyn was an awesome idea till I was actually in the box.
Out of all the other girls, I was the only one covered up.
Everybody loves class! I was a mix of, like, iconic old-school Hollywood Hi, ladies! And just blatant, pathetic desperation.
Hello.
Hello.
Good-bye! Please help, please.
- Show some leg.
- A little leg, a little leg, a little leg.
Thank you.
If I go home, I'm gonna be pissed off.
Aah! - Where are you from? - England.
- Oh, fancy.
You came all the way here just to vote for us? - Yes, we did.
Oh, God bless you.
Okay, chip, chip, cheerio.
Come on, ladies.
Who wants to party with the rock star? I know you do.
You're thinking about the backstage pass.
(bell dings) (imitating Elvis Presley) Come on down here.
Thank you, brother.
I really appreciate it, brother.
Thank you very much.
Man, you got five? - Yeah.
- I need to get goin'.
I had no chips.
I was in panic mode I'll be here all night! (bell dings) Thank you, brother.
I appreciate it, brother.
So I just stepped it up.
Ladies, let's do this.
I started crotch-facing people, basically humping the glass case.
Hey, here's what I got.
Put your coin in.
You can touch it.
(bell dings) (bell dings) Yee-haw! It's a cowboy, you know what I mean? Thank you very much.
Cowboy.
He's got so much already.
I'm a broke pimp.
Help me! Help me! - Oh, my God, he's crushin' me.
- Yee-haw! I'm lovin' you, baby.
I don't know what to do here.
Like, how does a pimp dance? Y'all, help a pimp.
Help a play-ah out.
Help a play-ah out.
I was like, I don't think I've ever even seen a pimp dance.
I'm gonna have to start showing off some butt here, and a pimp ain't supposed to do that.
Maybe I should've been the cowboy.
Come on! Come on! Give me some love.
(bell dings) You the best.
Thank you, guys.
Who did you vote for, ma'am? Uh, that cute little guy in the cowboy hat.
(bell dings) Oh, honey.
- Great minds think alike.
- His eyes got me.
Thank you very much.
(bell dings) Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Let's hear it for the people.
Thank you so much.
- Who has the most? - Down there? I don't know.
It's hard to tell.
I think Liz will have a lot, because all you have to do is bend over and shake your boobs, - and all the guys are like, "Ohh!" they're like, "Aah!" - Like, "Aah!" Give it to me.
Yes! Whoo! (bell dings) It's about sex.
Always remember that.
Sex sells, Vegas! It's not easy being beautiful.
(bell dings) I give you props there, mama.
Having Liz stand next to me just made me fight even more She has enough.
I need some.
Because I was just looking at her and seeing a lot of men going, "ding, ding, ding.
" (gasps) - Whoo! - Hello! This isn't fair! I know.
Nobody can see my booty in this! - Come on now.
Come on, get over here! Hey, give me some love! - Please, please, please help.
Ten minutes left! Let's go! Hey, baby.
How you doing, baby? At first, I had all the votes.
I'll give you a kiss, honey.
Come here, honey.
The second I hit the cage, I was kissing people.
You ladies want a kiss from the king? Then I saw everybody else start copying.
Mwah! (bell dings) Thank you.
You want a kiss? You stole my lady.
And at the beginning of the competition, David was getting all these chips.
But in the middle of the challenge, he really gave up.
(sighs) I mean, come on.
Put your game face on.
Ladies, who wants to party with the rock star in Vegas? (bell dings) Thank you very much.
(Michael) This is the Face of Vegas right here.
Come on.
- Now who are your contenders? - One and two.
Okay, your contenders are J.
D.
or Liz.
- Oh, you can't vote for both.
- I know, right? - This isn't Florida.
- I know it wasn't Jeez.
That is not a good time in Vegas.
That's a hot tranny mess.
No one wants to vote for that.
It wasn't sexy.
Whatever it was, it wasn't sexy.
J.
D.
, what the hell are you doing? I was seducing the walls for two reasons One, because it fed into my character Stop scaring people.
And two, I was wearing heels, so my feet went numb, and I had trouble standing up.
How are your feet? (groans) They hurt like a mother I for the life of me can't figure out why women do this.
It's not worth it.
It's the most miserable experience ever.
(bell dings) (makes smooching sound) If an old guy came by and gave me his chip, I would probably put it back through the slot and give it back to him, 'cause I don't want his chip, 'cause that would just make me feel dirty all night long.
Okay, this is it, everybody, last votes.
- How you doin', honey? How you doin'? - Please? Please? I need your love, baby.
(bell dings) - That's it, everybody.
Time's up.
We have our last vote.
- You the best, baby.
- And we'll tabulate our results, and thank you so much.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Fantastic job, you guys.
The outfits you came up with were awesome.
Okay, everybody, the person with the highest number of votes is our winner tonight.
The two people with the lowest number of votes will head to the final face-off, where they'll have a chance to plead their case - in front of Beth and me.
- I'm nervous.
I thought I had an amazing idea, and I was doing my little Marilyn thing, but honestly, everybody was mesmerized by the boobies in the back.
Please just don't let me be, like, in the bottom two.
The winner of tonight's challenge is Liz.
Good job, girl.
You worked it.
(sarcastically) Liz.
Yay.
Congratulations.
You looked amazing.
(normal voice) If I had a bikini and shook my butt in the box, I probably would've gotten more votes, too.
I'm pretty sure Liz thinks that she's just got this on lock now, but she shouldn't.
I wouldn't have voted for her.
Michael, David And J.
D.
, the three of you had the lowest number of votes.
Two of you are going to the final face-off, - and one of you is safe.
- I'm kinda sweatin' here in my boots, 'cause I look like a cheap Halloween costume.
Give me a miracle, miracle, miracle.
With 26 chips - Michael, you are safe.
- Whew! That was close.
J.
D.
and David, you are the bottom two.
You will head to the final face-off, where you'll have a chance to plead your case.
It just blows my mind.
I never lose.
I never lose.
- The drag queen and the Elvis.
- Let's do it.
I really think I should've been the winner.
I guess the general population just wants to see skin over creativity.
Lesson learned.
That's all we have for you.
First challenge is under your belts, so all I have to say is have a good night - and get your beauty rest.
- See you tomorrow.
(champagne cork pops) - Oh! (Regina) Whoo! (Amy) We need to celebrate - the fact that all ten of us are here.
- All right, who's gonna make the toast? - Winner does it.
Winner of the challenge.
- Oh, God.
All right.
Every single person here was beautiful.
And, you know, you gave it your all, but there could only be one winner.
(boing) (J.
D.
) Nice.
(Michael) Way to soak it up! It's obvious you won.
You don't gotta run around, "I won, I won, I won, I won.
" Like, you know, we know.
We all know.
- I gave it all, you know what I mean? - Sorry.
Oh, my God.
This girl is a hot mess.
This girl is a hot mess! Yes! Whoo! I don't think that everybody likes me.
(singsongy voice) I don't care.
Whatever.
- To the ten of us! - There it is.
There it is.
(Michelle) To ten.
- Good luck.
So you're gonna rock this on top - with the tie popping out.
- That's my "lock it up" outfit.
David and I are going to the final face-off, and I'm not worried about it at all, because I'm gonna wear my money outfit.
It is incredibly sexy.
And the judges can just be like, "You need to stay here because you are Vegas.
" - You really need to stay, bro.
- Do you think so? - I think so.
- As you know, I'm ready.
I'll wear my lucky Leo cuffs when I go to the elimination.
Today is a crazy day astrologically, because the way that the sun, moon and Saturn align represents a test of my self-worth, and I'm just gonna have to show the world that The Face of Vegas needs an amazing person, and that's who I am.
Do you want me to help you fold anything? Oh, no.
I'm I'm good.
I'm coming right back, guys.
(Regina) Don't go.
Who's gonna wake up early with me? (J.
D.
) It's gonna be all you - just hanging out all by yourself.
- Be a star like a Leo.
- All right, everybody, be good.
(Regina) Bye! - Bye! - Later, buddy.
All right, so the people of Vegas have spoken, and they chose J.
D.
and David as our bottom two this week.
But I want to bring up this point.
- I think it's super interesting.
- Right.
We were talking about, um, Liz stealing her whole outfit.
- Hurry up.
- Thank you so much.
- Shh, shh, shh.
- You're amazing.
- She won.
- Well, she had such an unfair advantage.
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, she was decked.
- She did look amazing.
- Beautiful.
- But she's definitely someone we need to keep our eye on.
- Yeah.
That's not exactly something a "true beauty" would do.
- We also have to talk about J.
D.
and David.
- Right.
- What do you guys think we should do? - You know, I don't think David really wants to be here.
- He had the energy at the beginning - Thank you, brother.
Appreciate it, brother.
- And he lost it really quickly.
- Yeah.
- He wasn't engaging with anyone.
- Yeah.
- I was really surprised.
- I think he got the lowest vote, quite frankly, because it looked like he didn't care.
Well, now I guess we're battling with David, obviously, not being too into it and not feeling like he wants to be here, - and then J.
D.
, who totally wants to be here - Right.
but he stole.
(J.
D.
) Uh-huh.
Well, so maybe we need some more information.
- Right.
- Well, you know, while our beauties were shopping, - I set up a second little test.
- Okay.
We have a woman outside before they walk into the boutique with her dog Charlie.
Now the woman has her dog all tangled up around the sign, and she's on the phone and is blocking the door - and is asking for help.
- Okay.
- All right, let's see if J.
D.
passes.
- Yeah.
I-I'm on my break right now.
- I'll be out of here at 7:00, okay? - Mind if I just jump behind you here? - Sorry about that.
- Oh, would you mind just helping unt - Huh? - Could you help me untangle him? - Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
- Aw.
- There you go.
- Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you - Got it.
Yep.
- Okay, so what what was I saying? - Wow.
- That's really sweet.
- He actually, like, pulled the leash - out from under the sign.
- And it took all of thirty seconds.
- All right, let's see if David passes.
- Okay.
Yeah, I got the dog all tangled up.
Let me get him undone, - and then I can call you as soon as I get out of here.
- Excuse me.
- Can you excuse me for a second please? - Okay oh, oh.
- Whoa, hi, rude.
- If you could just help me get him un - No, I gotta do something.
- "No, I gotta do something.
" - "I gotta do something.
" - Oh, my gosh! - "I'm busy.
" - David really lacked compassion.
She was asking for help.
- Right.
That really did not sit right with me.
David was a little self-centered - and, quite frankly, kind of smug.
- It's just it's a matter of, what do we think is more important in someone's character Not taking something that doesn't belong to you or being kind to a total stranger? (sighs) All right, well, you know what we have to do.
This is the fun part, - because this is when you guys reveal our little secret.
- Mm-hmm.
- All right, you guys ready? - Yep.
- I'm ready.
- All right.
- Hello, David.
- Hello, Beth.
- Hello, J.
D.
- Welcome to the final face-off, guys.
You're here because you received the lowest amount of votes from the people of Vegas in our first challenge.
Let's talk about your looks.
- J.
D.
, let's start with you.
- Let's.
I think it was incredibly brave to get out there and do drag in a glass case in the middle of the Vegas strip, so I have to give you credit there.
But I don't think it was the most beautiful execution - of that theme.
- You're a very beautiful man - Thank you.
- But you are not a very gorgeous woman.
- Okay.
- David, at the very beginning, you had such high energy.
You really got the crowd going.
But five minutes in, you were losing that energy.
You weren't as engaging as you were from the beginning.
Through my experience as a model, I know I have to give it my all From the very beginning - to the last second that you're working.
- Yeah, David, I thought, overall, it was an easy look for you.
I didn't think it was terribly creative.
All right, guys, before we announce our decision, Do you have anything else to say? - Why don't we start with J.
D.
? - Absolutely.
I think last night took a lot of risk and a lot of balls to go out there and to be a drag queen In the middle of Las Vegas boulevard.
It might not have been reflected in the, uh, amount of chips that were left on the base of my box, but I think it showed my confidence - and my ability to represent a city, whatever it takes.
- And, David? Elvis was an original Vegas entertainer, and that's what I am.
I have the looks, I have the confidence, and I know how to connect with everybody on the strip, and that's what the Face of Vegas needs to be.
Thank you both for your statements.
All right, guys, I think we get a sense of your passion for this competition.
So with all that in mind, we have made a decision.
And our decision is David - You are safe from elimination.
- Thank you very much.
We have a car waiting outside to take you back to the suite.
J.
D.
, that means you are the one that's going home tonight, but before you leave, there is something else we want to show you.
There is more to this competition than meets the eye.
(clicks tongue) Hello, J.
D.
For the last week, Beth, Carson and I have been watching you compete to become the Face of Vegas, but we've also been watching for signs of your inner beauty.
The winner of this competition will be the total package, a perfect combination of inner and outer beauty, a true beauty.
Do you think that you're a true beauty? I do believe that I have the whole package.
- See for yourself.
- Let's.
Before you go, J.
D.
, is there anything that you'd like to say? J.
D.
, beauty is something that is both inside and out.
- I agree.
- But true beauty comes from within.
Good-bye, J.
D.
- Good luck.
- Good luck, J.
D.
I'm just completely surprised by that.
I feel, more than anything, that I should be the face of Vegas, so I just don't understand it.