We Bare Bears (2015) s01e26 Episode Script

Charlie Ball

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner When you jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there Okay, guys, huddle up.
Now, pay attention.
I'm speaking for real.
We can't afford to lose next game.
If we don't win, we're gonna have to wait again.
This day has been a wash so far.
Ice Bear confidence at all-time low.
Don't worry, little bros.
I've been scouting.
Okay, check this out.
Their point guard has a nice stroke.
Make sure to go around the pick and no open 3's.
Purple shoes got length, but you can use your body to push him off the block.
And watch that other guy's euro step.
He's crafty.
They're good, but we have the talent to take them.
All right, let's spread out.
Pan, show me your shooting arm.
- Remember, follow through.
- All right, got it.
Hey, hey, bears! What you doing? - Bah, Charlie, you scared the - Shh! Don't blow my cover.
Gross, your hand tastes like dirt.
So, what are you guys up to today? Well, I was thinking you guys could come over to your house to hang out.
So, you want to invite us to over to our own house? - Yeah.
It's a great place.
- Charlie, you can't just - Is she gone? - Dude, stop touching my mouth! Anyway, Charlie, sorry, we can't hang today.
- We're playing basketball.
- Huh, never heard of it.
Is that anything like gopher toss, the game I made up? - Probably not? - All right, well, I'll be around.
Good luck with your bucket ball.
Hey, you guys ready to play? - Yeah! Let's do this, guys.
- Finally! - Check ball.
- Check.
Ball, ball! - Sky hook.
- Get that outta here! - Check him! - Ugh! Money.
Where am I gonna go? Where am I gonna go? Am I gonna pass? Am I gonna shoot? - Pan, set the pick.
- Oh, okay.
- Panda, where you going? - I don't know.
- I got confused.
- The screen.
Pass it back to me.
No, Panda, don't.
Oh, oh, I'm open.
What you got, bear? - Ugh! - Bro.
- Sorry, dude.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Are you okay, man? Oh, I think I really messed up my shoulder.
Yo, man, your boy hurt? Well, get him off the court.
How's it feel? Can you play through? Maybe.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Okay, come on, Pan.
Let's get you home.
Hey, you guys are lucky my bro got hurt.
We'll back for the court soon.
- Yeah, man, good luck with that.
- Y'all keep practicing.
Mmm, mmm.
Shoo, fly, get outta here! Panda's not gonna be able to play tomorrow, but we can't just let those tweens win.
How are we gonna get someone to fill in on such short notice? Ice Bear needs a ringer.
What we need is someone who's tall.
Huh? You guys have a serious spider web problem.
- Charlie, when did you get here? - Ah, never mind that.
I gotta look after my sweet Panpan.
Stop it! - Ow, ow, ow.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Here, let me make you more comfortable.
We need someone that can jump.
Up we go.
There, perfect.
We also need someone who can handle the ball.
Ice Bear wants someone with good "D.
" Hey, you guys don't mind if I eat this extra melon, do you? Whoop! I do love a good melon.
Oh, no, you don't, fly.
This is my melon.
You stay back.
Ugh! Not today.
I'd rather throw my melon away than let you have it.
Ice Bear doesn't remember trash can being there.
Uh, Charlie, would you like to play basketball - with us tomorrow? - Who, me? - Yeah, man.
You in? - No one's ever asked me to do anything! I'd love to play with you, as long as it's not around other folks.
You guys know I'm not much of a people person.
Wait, I got an idea.
Okay, come on out, Charlie.
We need to start the game soon.
Uh, I don't think this is gonna work.
Trust me, this plan is flawless.
Okay, I'm coming out.
Uh, guys, I don't think this is gonna fool anybody.
Sure, it is, buddy.
You look great in our old halloween costume.
- Ice Bear embraces irony.
- Seriously, you blend right in.
Hey, come on, what's the hold up? Yo, is this your cousin or something? Tell him to stop smiling.
It's creeping me out.
- See? You're just one of the bears.
- One of the bears.
Okay, bring it in.
- One, two, three, bears! - Bears! Charlie! Was I supposed to catch that? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm in your way.
Ooh, nice shot.
Yo, shoot the ball! - Dribble, Charlie! - But they're chasing me! Charlie! Oh, my abs.
- Ahh! Sorry, man.
- Okay, time out.
Time out.
Okay, Charlie, this is not quite working out.
Change of plan.
Just stay under the basket and don't move.
Oh, okay.
I'll try not to let you down.
Get open! Back to me, bro.
I got it.
- Charlie, what are you doing, man? - What do I do with it? Put the ball in the hoop.
Like like this? Hey, di did I do it right? Ha ha! Yeah, man! Oh, that was amazing.
I can't believe you did it! Ice Bear proud to have you on team.
Charlie! Dunk it! Can't stop the rock - Wow.
- Whoo-hoo.
I got it! Whoo-hoo-hoo! We won, you guys! - Oh, yeah, that's my boy! - # can't stop the rock # You were amazing, big man.
We ought to keep going.
- Yeah.
- Yeah! - Next! - # you like beats? # we got overstock in beats, we rock unique - Snag! - # don't stop till the peak # we got this beat, make you stop in the street - Ooh! Hoo-hoo! - Ooh! - # don't move no further # make you bop for weeks, top physique - Yeah! Next! Next! - # at least the rhymes ill # - Blam! - # try to stop the snow, but we were still # - Great play, man! - # ice cold # up on the mountain top - Ha ha! Get that outta here! - # 'cause you can't stop the rock # - Rejected! - # that's the key to connect the deal # - Yeah! - Whoo! - # sittin' so fresh with a classy smile # - Hey, old man, let's go! Next! - # got a style so cool that you can't defeat # - Charlie, pass, pass! We're open! - # so don't leave you seat, drop the beat # - Uh, swish! - # bust the floor to the basement, through concrete # - What up, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do, - # to the street, crack the pavement # - and you still won't be able to stop me.
- # boom, clack, blaow, alert the block # 'cause you can't stop the rock Nah, don't worry.
I got this.
I could do this all day long.
So, who's going down next? I mean, I started off rough, but I think I eventually found my groove.
I guess some bears are just naturally gifted, you know? Don't you have somewhere to go, Charlie? Nope.
Okay, so then, remember when that kid came up to me, and I just took the ball out of his Hey, guys! My arm, it's better! - Oh, that's great, man.
- It feels good.
I mean, looser than usual, actually.
I can play basketball again, Grizz.
Ah! Welcome back to the team, bro.
Ice Bear overwhelmed with welcome back emotion.
Thanks, guys.
I can't wait to play.
- Uh, uh, uh, not in my house, Panda.
- You don't have a house! Sorry, Charlie, but now that Pan's better, - he's back on the team.
- What? But I'm your best player.
Way better than Panda could ever be.
Okay, you know what, Charlie? I was trying to be nice, but you've become a huge ball hog.
It's not fun playing with you.
Honestly, we'd rather lose playing with Panda - than win playing with you.
- Yeah.
Wait, what? - But I'm one of the bears.
- Sorry, you're off the team, man.
Off the team? Ha! I am the team.
And if you bears can't appreciate my talent, then I'll find somebody who does.
You can keep your costume of lies! Huh, I'm leaving! I don't know, guys.
Was I too hard on him? No, man.
He was being a dingle.
Ice Bear thinks you did the right thing.
- I still feel bad.
- Don't worry.
Charlie isn't the type of guy to hold a grudge.
This'll blow over by tomorrow.
All right, guys, we're up soon, so loosen up.
Man, my arm feels great, you know? I can just - Hey, who's got next?! - That's us! Oof! Charlie? Well, well, well, if it isn't the bears.
You ready to test my new squad? Charlie, what are do Oh, you really think you can replace me with this guy? I know Panda can only build houses - with all those bricks he throws.
- Hey! Shoot for ball.
Come on, let's run.
- Here, I got this, Panda.
- No, I'll shoot.
I got this.
We don't have all day.
Come on, butterfingers.
- Shoot the ball.
- Ice Bear believes in you.
I did it.
That was amazing, Pan.
How did you do that? I don't know.
My shoulder must have healed weird, but I can shoot! We'll set you up.
Just keep shooting, baby.
- Nice form.
- Psht! Lucky shot.
Let's play.
Step back, step back step - Whoo! - # who you think you tryin' to run through # when we come, we comin' faster than you ever do - Whoa, did you just see that? - # if you think you really gonna win here # - Get up! Get ball! - # you should take another look, it's quite clear # when you get in the way, you might be out of luck stuck sittin' in the dust actin' like you mad at us you try to test, that's no choice at all it's my job to make sure you fall oh, man, what's the plan figgety fan your face, now slam hands down, that's the jam more rhymes than the beach got sand more angles than a parallelogram stand up, hold up, wait up, it's like that you're out of your league, out of your depth, step back like I said you're outta luck, that's no clover - Ow, my arm, dude! - # you're way # - Foul! - Hey, I got all ball.
But you can take it to the top if you're gonna whine about it.
Are you okay to play, bro? Uh, it hurts a bit, but I can tough it out.
Oh, that's my future champion.
My My My shot, it's gone! Not now, Panda.
We all have to guard Charlie.
We cannot let him score.
Don't let him through! Whoa.
Boom! Whoo! Yeah, boy.
Nobody can take me.
High five.
- Ugh, what is it? - Don't touch it, man.
Ah, don't be intimidated by my mad skills, yo.
Eww, it's so hairy.
Wait, why you all staring at me, friends? - What is that thing? - Eww, look at his giant feet.
- Some sort of monster? - What is it? - It's so weird.
- Eww! Oh, no, Charlie.
Oh, man, that's weird.
I gotta get a photo.
- Hey, man! - Okay, guys, we gotta help him.
Let's play some "D.
" Not today! Defense! Defense! can't stop the rock - Ah, my phone! - Get that outta here! - Ice Bear steal.
- Hey, give it back! - Run, Charlie! We got this.
- # can't stop the rock # Come on, bring it on.
Oh, man, my phone's all dirty.
- Why would they do that? - I think they chipped mine.
Charlie! Hey, Charlie, where are you, man! - Hey, bears.
- Oh, Charlie, we're so glad you're okay.
Thanks, guys.
You really saved my hide back there, even after I was treating you all terribly and being a complete wait, what's the word? - Dingle.
- Yeah, sure.
But y'all still looked out for me.
Oh, the joys of friendship.
Come here, guys.
- That's cool, man.
- You mean it? - Yes, now put us down.
- Yeah, okay.
- Hey, how about we play twos? - Ice Bear claims Charlie for team.
Ice Bear wants to win.

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