We Bare Bears (2015) s03e27 Episode Script

Dog Hotel

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music] - Aah! - Whaa! - Somebody get it! - Aah! Aah! - Be cool, little bro.
It's gone.
- Is it safe? Yeah, man.
It was just a roach.
[Shudders] This is all your fault, Grizz.
Leaving your leftovers all over the place, attracting bugs.
Now we all have to wait while the cave gets fumigated.
I was gonna record another music video today.
[Grunts] Oh, come on.
Why can't a bear snack around his own cave? [Air hisses] [Coughs, wheezes] Whoo! [Laughs] Forgot my mask again.
Well, back to it then.
Wait, wait, hold on! Sir, how long do you think this is gonna take? Hmm eh, it's hard to say.
The infestation's pretty bad.
So it'll probably take all night! But not worries, bears! I'm on it! Ugh.
[Coughs] Huh.
He forgot his mask again.
Ugh! Where are we gonna stay tonight? How about we crash at Chlo Chlo's? Chloe is out of town for science summit.
Oh, Charlie! - Nah.
- Nah.
All right, let's just get a hotel for the night.
Oh, oh, let me do it.
Please.
I'll find us a deal.
- Yowch.
This place is pricy.
- Panda: No.
Not this, either.
Ah! This one's got even more dollar signs.
- These are too expensive.
- Just scroll to the bottom, Grizz.
Oh! This looks nice and affordable.
What's with the weird decor? Let's see some more pictures.
Uh, Grizz, I think this is a dog hotel.
Oh.
Uh okay.
Well, so what? We could be dogs for a night, right? Am I right? We aren't dogs, Grizz.
Why would we do that? Because it's cheaper.
[Sighs] Okay, well, plan "B.
" Lucky for us bears, we always have the great outdoors! [Thunder crashes] All right, let's get the dog hotel.
Who-oa! This place looks fancy.
Okay, guys, like we practiced.
[Music] [Bell dings] [Panting] [Dogs barking] Chachi? What is it, Chachi? Guests? New guests? Oh! Aww! More doggies! Now where'd you big boys come from, huh? Pleh! [Spits] - Woof.
- Woof, woof! Meow.
Uh, woof.
Were you guys a drop-off? Looks like your owner left you with everything you need.
Whoa.
Uh-oh.
Stop that.
Sh-Shoo! [Barks] Hello! I'm Joshy! Aren't you so cute and chubby? I've never seen such a breed.
And these are some really interesting dentals.
I've never seen these in a dog before.
[Dogs barking] [Siren wailing] Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Oh! Let's get you settled in, shall we? [Scatting] Come on, boys.
This way.
Ugh! This is so degrading, Grizz.
- I can't believe we're doing this.
- Oh, come on, Pan.
We only gotta embrace doghood for one night.
Easy for the messy one to say.
Ice Dog trusts five-star reviews.
And welcome to The Waggington an all-inclusive resort for pooches! [Music] Our doggy diner offers a wide variety and range of protein.
[Barks] And so much more.
And here's our heated dog pool.
And some fun dog-yoga programs.
So, what do you doggies think? [Twinkle!] # Ruff, ruff, here we go, here we go now # Ruff, ruff, here we go Woof, woof Ruff, ruff, here we go, here we go now Ruff, ruff, here we go Woof, woof Wag that tail like you got somewhere else to be Go, dog, go, dog, go, dog, go Smarter than the average pup, you know He's a real dog, for real, though [Sighs] # How do I stay a pooch? # Why can't I get that smooch? Woof, woof Barkin' my dogs Woof, woof Barkin' my dogs How do I stay a pooch? Why can't I get that smooch? Woof, woof Barkin' my dogs Woof, woof [Whimpers] Barkin' my dogs Woof, woof Barkin' my dogs [Howling] [Music] [Sighs contentedly] This is the best.
- This calls for a selfie.
- Joshy: Oh, silly dog! What are you doing with your owner's phone? We're gonna hold this at the front desk until your owner comes back.
[Dramatic music] Ahh, I feel so rejuvenated and young like a cub again! [Laughs] M-M-My cellphone Check these cushions, man! They gotta be grade-A duck down or something! [Laughs] Oof! [Sighs] This hotel was such a good idea.
Hey, where's little brother? [Humming] Whaaa! [Bowl clatters] [Grunting] - Huh? - [Pants] Almost there! Now, be a good boy, all right? [Growls] I know you're a good boy.
And a good-night pat for you.
Sleep tight, pooches! Oh, my gosh! Did you hear that?! He called me a good boy! Ah! I just love the positivity here! [Yawns] It's morning! It's morning! Oh! New day! Arf! H-Hello, Cellie? I-Is there anyone there? So, I had this dream.
We were all in it.
Darrel, too, for some reason.
We were at the buffet, and there was a pool, and then I realized, we were already living the dream! Right here at The Waggington! [Laughs] Ice Bear has dreams, but not last night.
That was the first time I couldn't scroll to sleep.
Woof, woof! [Laughs] Whoo! Checkout time! Huh, "Rate your dog's stay.
" Uh, excellent, of course.
[Whimpering] Cellie? Cellie? Ah! Cellie! There you are! Oh, my precious phone! I'll never let you go again! Ice Bear will no longer be Ice Dog.
[Sighs] Let's get out of here, guys.
I'm ready to join a society with technology again.
Bros, wait.
I got an idea.
Why don't we stay here a little longer? I don't know like another week or so? Come on! It'll be fun! [Growls] Grizz! You're not a dog! We're bears with taste! You can't keep pretending, man! They'll figure it out eventually, anyways.
Come on, guys.
It's so great to be a dog, you know? Free to do whatever we want.
I think I got enough to swing this place for an extra week or so.
Ugh.
Whatever.
See you in a week, Grizz.
Peace out.
Dog.
Well, see you later, bros! You don't know what you're missing! Hmm.
I wonder what they got for breakfast.
Bark! Bark! Bow wow.
Umwoof? Uh, excuse me, uh, the thing's busted.
I mean bark! Bark! Woof.
Woof.
Someone, fix it, please.
[Gasps] Ah! Room service! Room service! Room service! Room service! [Laughs] Wait.
My cavities.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-hmm.
[Munching] Puppies! Puppies, we're going for a walk! Line up, little pooches.
Walk, walk, walk, walk.
Okay, Chupie.
[Barks] Check.
Gerald.
[Barks] Check.
Chachi.
[Barks] Check.
Uh [Burps] Nah.
- Woof.
- R-R-Rabies! [Screams] [Dialing] Security! We have a situation! [Alarm blaring] [Clears throat] Psst.
Is there something in my teeth? Ugh.
Finally, some real food.
Bleh! [Spitting] My lips are still covered in dog hair.
[Clatter in distance] Huh? [Grunting] - Stop that.
Stop! - Not a dog, not a dog! Oh, hey, guys! - Grizz! - Panda! They think I have rabies, but I really just like pie.
Quick, get him in! Get in there! Aah! Grizz! We gotta save him! Bah! Wait! No, leave a tip! 18%! 18%! Come on! What's gonna happen to him? Same thing that happens to all dogs with rabies.
Ohh.
Bye-bye, rabid dog! [Muffled grunts] [Panting] Grizz! We're gonna bust you out! [Grunting] Hold on! We're coming! Okay, one at a time, fellas.
Huh? What are those guys doing? Grizz, we're gonna break you out! [Muffled grunts] Just gimme a [Tires squeal] Whoa! Grizz! [Muffled grunting] No, stop! Whaaa?! Ice Bear, Rescue Bear.
[Music] [Barking] Aah! Whoa-oa-oa! You guys gonna help? [Barking] Okay, follow me! [Music] Grizz, hang on, buddy.
We're coming! What? Huh? What's going on? Why are we slowing down? Ice Bear getting tired.
[Barks] [Music] Ah! Great job, Chupie! [Tires screech] [Mellow music] Come on, go! Shoo! Move already! [Tires squeal] [Barking] - Excuse me! Coming through! - What? [Music] [Muffled grunts] - Hold on! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing in the middle of the road? [Barks] Ooh! You're adorable! [Muffled grunts] Chachi, I need you to fly! [Music] [Grunts] [Whoosh!] [Chomp!] [Barks] Hit the brakes! [Screeching] [Crash!] Grizz! Grizz! Are you okay, man? Are you hurt? Chachi! Oh, there you are, little guy.
Phew! Thank goodness! Oh, you fellas need to be careful.
There are rabid dogs everywhere.
[Siren wails] [Gasps] Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! Ugh.
This is all my fault.
I'm sorry, guys.
I feel so terrible about all this.
Gah! - Bad Grizz! Bad Grizz! - Aw, it's all good, man.
I mean, I guess it's fun to be a dog once in a while.
[Whines] Oh, cheer up, buddy.
Oh, who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Such a good boy! - Wanna go home? - Thanks, bros.
[Laughs] That chase was pretty crazy, though, huh? Man, I guess we'll never try that again.
Huh? Oh, hey! - Let me use the bathroom real quick.
- No, Grizz, stop!