We Bare Bears (2015) s03e28 Episode Script

Bear Lift

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Horns honking.]
Man on radio: Good morning, Bay Area! Whoo-hoo! Ha-ha! I hope you're not on the freeway today, but if you are, get comfy! Roads are backed up as far as the eye can see.
It's terrible, just terrible.
Anyways, this reminds me of that popular hit from the '90s.
Here it is on the Bay Area's pop music station, 85.
Oh, hey, you mind if I change the station? - No, don't touch that.
- Oh.
[Honking continues.]
Hey, keep that window up.
Panda: So, um, Alexander, uh, do you think we could get there any faster? Like maybe find another route? The store's only holding our game for 30 minutes.
Ugh, not my problem.
It's my car, we go my route.
Panda: Oh, hey, look.
We're making progress.
[All groan.]
Ugh, Grizz, if we don't make it in time, they're gonna give our game to someone else.
Ice Bear can't live without this game.
Game is life.
Agh, okay! Sorry, man, we gotta get outta here.
We'll just get there ourselves.
Yeah, right.
Good luck in this traffic.
Hey, wait! You still owe me fare, broseph.
Pan, give me the phone.
[Cellphones chime.]
What?! This fare is outrageous! - Ugh, it's that surge pricing.
- Ice Bear does not like - anger surging.
- How do you sleep at night, sir? Okay, come on, bros.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Come on, bros.
Hurry up, Panda! - I am.
Stack up.
We good? Okay, Pan Pan, can you find us a faster route? It's loading now.
[Cellphone dings.]
Okay, got it.
We're good.
Ice Bear has need for speed.
Let's go.
- Yeah, we're doing it! - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wow! We're beating the system! I can't believe it.
We got there so much faster than that Buddy driver estimated.
Yeah, sweet moves, little bro.
You're way better than any Buddy driver.
Ice Bear best driver and best Buddy.
Darrel: Oh, hey, guys.
How's it goin'? Together: Darrel! How are you, man.
Why are you dressed like that? And what's going on with your store? Oh, I'm just promoting my Super Rad going-out-of-business sale.
What, Super Rad Mouse Pads is going out of business? Oh, yeah.
And it's nice to meet ya! I'm the Super Rad mouse, here to sell you super-rad mouse pads, at a discount.
We've got animal theme, fruit theme, landscape theme, and, uh, I guess that's an animal with food.
Okay, Darrel, stop.
Why are you closing your store? Yeah, man, I thought you loved mouse pads.
Ice Bear wants cat mouse pad.
Loves paradox.
Oh, my my love's not in question, guys.
It's more of a financial conundrum of sorts.
- Uh, meaning? - He's broke, Grizz.
Well, sales ain't what they used to be.
Back in the '90s, business used to be booming for good ol' Darrel.
Fresh to the max, baby People were lined up around the block.
Fresh to the max, baby Mouse pads were flying out the door like hotcakes.
Back then, mouse pads used to bring people together.
It wasn't just selling mouse pads.
I was selling dreams.
It was the best.
Those were the days, Darrel, but now my landlord wants everything out so he can tear down the building, unless I can scrounge up the money by the end of the day.
I've only got two bucks to my name, so I've got a long way to go.
It was my birthday present from Nana Saragosa.
[Wind whistling.]
Well, easy come, easy go, I guess.
Ugh, this stinks.
Okay, how come nice people like Darrel can't make money, yet that mean Buddy driver is probably making bank? Blech, that guy was the worst.
We got here way faster without him.
- Ice Bear is fast and furious.
- [Gasps.]
That's it.
We should become Buddy drivers.
We can make tons of cash for Darrel.
This is brilliant.
- You guys in? - Grizz, how are we supposed to be Buddy drivers if we don't have a car? Bros, who needs a car when you got a stack of bears running around the city? Oh, I get it.
The people can ride on top of us.
Ice Bear is ready to Tokyo drift.
- Whoo-hoo! - Yay.
- Woo.
- Aw, yeah.
I didn't understand a word you guys said.
[Cellphone beeps, chimes.]
Wow, I can't believe you guys are doing this for me.
Of course, my dude.
We'll be back with the cash by the end of the day.
[Cellphone chimes.]
Ooh, we have our first customer.
Whoo-hoo! Pedal to the metal, bro.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
Good luck, guys.
My life is in your hands.
It's gonna be okay, Darrel.
[Cellphone vibrates.]
Huh? - Honk, honk.
- You Chip? Hey, friend, you want some tunes? What are you into? - Yeah, I could go for some beats.
- You got it.
[Clears throat.]
[Imitates static, hums funk music.]
- I'm actually more of a country rock kind of guy.
- You got it, boss.
[Imitates static, hums a country music.]
Panda: Blech, this traffic is terrible.
Aw, man.
I'm gonna miss my gig! Sir, not on our watch.
We love the arts.
- What can you do, Pan man? - Give me a sec.
They're working on it.
[Cellphone beeps.]
Aha! - Okay, bro, new route.
- Ice Bear's got it.
- Here we are.
- Wow.
Thanks for the ride, guys.
- Anytime.
- Aw, you guys rock.
[Cellphones chime.]
Five stars all the way.
Guys, check it out.
We're on our way to our goal.
[Cellphone vibrates, chimes.]
Oh, and we have another request! Yeehaw! Let's do this, bros.
Hurt my back now, we go so hard And we never back down Ain't going back to being broke, need cash now All my friends are ready to get it now All the way in, ain't slowing down [Laughs.]
Mom, look, I'm moving him.
All my life I wanted more All my life I was bored Took a while to get this cool Now I know just what to do Get the app if you need a ride We'll get you there, and you'll be just fine We'll get you there in the nick of time We'll take you there for the right price Squad with me, and we're hitting the streets - Aah! - Oh, sorry.
Aah! No, not my hair! Yeah, we hustle all day 'cause we got to eat [Laughter.]
Got my squad with me, and we're hitting the streets Don't need GPS We know the streets better than the rest Yeah, you can put us to the test [Siren wails.]
# Wonder who's the best, take a guess # All day long, we're driving Hope ya like the vibe Hurry up, get inside You're not the only one that wanna ride We swang lane to lane, grooving side to side Don't dare be afraid, promise we don't bite Yeah, we ride clean, everything brand new And there ain't a thang that we can't do Where you wanna go? We can go there, too Ready when you are, we know what to do Squad with me and we're hitting the streets Better get out the way when we honk and beep Yeah, we hustle all day Panda: Yes, we've almost reached our goal.
Oh, wa hey, Darrel's calling.
[Cellphone beeps.]
Hey, buddy.
Guess what? We're just one ride away from getting all the money.
Oh, that's real swell news.
'Cause, uh the bulldozer just got here.
No worries, Darrel.
We'll be there soon.
Uh, okay.
Drive safe.
Everything's going to be okay, Darrel.
- Turn signal.
- Heya, boss.
- Are you Mr.
Hughes? - Yes.
- Awesome.
Where to? - Super Rad Mouse Pads, please.
No way? We were just heading there, too.
You in the market for some sweet pads? Uh, no.
I'm going there to tear it down.
- Wha What?! - Oh, no, you're Darrel's landlord.
Wait, you can't do this to Darrel.
We refuse to take you! Okay, you know what? It is hard to own a small business in this economy, competing against all the big-box stores, and Darrel, he works really hard [Horn honks.]
loves what he does.
How could you do this to him, huh? You know, you're not the only Buddy drivers in town.
See ya, suckers.
[Tires squeal.]
Wait! Ugh! Okay.
Come on, guys.
- We have to stop him.
- We can't, Grizz.
- We're still down two bucks.
- Ice Bear is lucky.
"Feliz cumpleaòos, Darrel.
" The fastest route is through Chinatown.
There's the car.
Oh, geez, we're never going to catch up.
Ice Bear knows a shortcut.
[Both chomping.]
[Cats meowing.]
[Cat yeowls.]
[Shouts indistinctly.]
- Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [Chuckles.]
Look out! Huh? Aaah! Panda: No, no, no.
[Music in slow-mo pitch.]
Bear: Whoo-hoo! [Brakes squeal.]
All right, Darrel, time's up? Here's the rent in full.
- Huh? - Boop.
I'll see you next month, Darrel.
Let's move it out, everyone! On to the paper store down the street! Bye, Karl.
Aw, I can't believe you guys saved my store.
You're the best friends a mouse-pad salesman could have.
Anytime, buddy.
Plus, we really liked being Buddy drivers.
We made, like, a ton of cash in one day.
Also Ice Bear's eyelashes are permanent.
So we're going to keep doing it.
[Cellphone vibrates.]
Hey, someone needs a lift! - "You are fired from Buddy Ride"?! - Wait, what? Why?! - Oh, dingle.
- Aw, looks like we won't be able to help you get any extra cash anymore, Darrel.
It's okay, guys.
You did so much already.
I just wish that I knew how to make people interested in mouse pads again.
Ice Bear has an idea.
Fresh to the max, baby [Music.]
Oh, oh Come get your mouse pads! Come on down! Super Rad Mouse Pads' having a big sale! Cool.
I'll check it out.
Here ya go! One for you! Come on down to Super Rad Mouse Pads! Wa-hoo yeah! Whoo! [Laughs.]
Whoo-hoo! I'm fresh to the max To max, yes! - Done! - Done!
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