We Bare Bears (2015) s03e31 Episode Script
Spa Day
1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Music.]
Hey, you guys know why we're wandering around Koreatown? Are we getting some shaved ice? - Ice Bear's ready for some PC bang.
- No, sillies.
We're gonna go relax at a Korean spa.
Korean spa? Why? Aren't those things expensive? Not today, because I found this incredible coupon in the trash the other day.
I'll be able to do anything for practically free! Free is a very good cost.
Okay Oh, I think this is it.
Let's do this! - Grizzly: Whoa.
[Laughs.]
- This place is fancy.
Yeah, it is.
Ann-yo-hase-oh! [Speaking Korean.]
- Hello.
Welcome to Hill Spa.
- Thanks.
Ah.
We're here for the Korean spa experience.
[Clears throat.]
Choose from menu, please.
Whoa, VIP Course? I'll definitely take that.
- 'Cause I'm worth it.
- Very, very nice choice.
[Claps.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Dude, are you sure you could afford that? Pfff, don't worry, man.
- [Speaking Korean.]
- Huh? - This way, please.
- Oh.
Cool.
Okay, you guys get whatever you want on the menu.
It's on me.
I'm a VIP now, baby! VIP ju-se-yo.
Welcome to Hill Spa.
Hi, uh, so do you have anything I could do to just relax or be alone? Okay, you can use the steam room.
Very, very nice.
Thank you.
- Ooh, that sounds nice.
- Ice Bear doesn't like steam.
You can sleep in the sleep room.
Thank you.
- Ice Bear can only sleep in - Thank you! C'mon, let's go.
[Humming.]
[Music.]
You look very good.
Aw, thanks, man.
[Chuckles.]
Yeah, boy.
Ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh.
Ahh.
Huh? Ooh.
Oh.
Oh.
[Chuckles.]
Deluxe! Ahh.
Yes.
Ahh.
[Moaning.]
Whoa, nice.
Nobody's here.
[Woman speaking Korean.]
Huh? [Woman speaking Korean.]
Hmm.
Uh, how can I change this to English? [Woman speaking Korean.]
Whoa! What did I do?! Oh.
[Laughs.]
Uh hmm.
Ahh.
[Doorknob rattles.]
Huh? [Sighs.]
[Grunts.]
- Hi.
- Uh, h-hi.
[Thinking.]
Please don't sit next to me.
Please don't sit next to me.
[Groaning.]
[Growls.]
Why? - What? - It's Korean candy.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm full.
I had a big lunch.
So, thanks.
[Grunts.]
Ugh, I'm not leaving.
I was here first.
[Music.]
Hmm.
Hmm.
[Ping-Pong balls bouncing.]
[Men grunting, speaking Korean.]
[Music.]
Hey, there.
How's it going? Wanna give it a try? Here.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is how you hold it.
First time, huh? Come.
I'll show you how to play.
All right, so this is how you hit the ball.
Like this.
Easy, huh? Now you try.
Yeah.
Nice.
You're a natural.
[Chomping.]
Mm.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
- Okay - Huh? VIP time is over.
Thank you.
Aw.
What? Really? Boo.
Hmm.
Actually, there is one more, but I don't think you like it.
What? I am 100% into this! - Please.
Give it to me! - Hmm, okay.
But $20 extra charge.
No refund.
Thank you.
- Okay.
Whatever! - Follow me, please.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Should I cover my eyes? [Chuckling.]
Ohh.
Mr.
Park? [Speaking Korean.]
Whoa.
Hello.
Welcome to Korean body scrub time.
Ah! Korean body scrub time.
I'm into that! [Giggles.]
[Grunts.]
- Scrub my body, please.
- Okay.
Let's go.
Aja! Ajajajaja! [Music.]
Wait.
What are you doing? No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! Aah! Try Korean candy.
[Groans.]
Uh, excuse me.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, I already ate, man.
No.
[Groans.]
Personal space.
[Speaking Korean.]
Okay, I think I had enough steam.
It was a pleasure, sir.
Hmm.
What the ? Hmm.
[Grunting.]
- Uh.
- Wha ? Ugh, why me? [Ping-Pong balls bouncing rapidly.]
[Music.]
Geez, can you believe this guy? This is his first time playing.
[Gasps.]
Hmm.
Ahh! Okay, too aggressive.
Ah! Yo yo ma.
Yo yo ma.
Ahh! I want that fur to stay.
Oh, man, how is this helping anyone? [Elevator dings.]
[Groans, grunts.]
Oh, my skin.
Ugh.
I gotta get out of here.
- Hello.
- Aah! No more, please! Thank you for coming to Hill Spa.
Please pay now.
Cash or credit card? Oh, okay.
Well, I have this coupon.
- It should cover it all.
- Hmm.
This is not a Hill Spa coupon.
What? I mean, I know it's got some stains on there, but [blows.]
it's still good.
See? [Gasp.]
- "Bill's Spa"? - Cash or credit card, please? Oh, well, uh, I guess there's been a little mistake, but maybe I can find a real coupon.
I'm just going to go check the garbage outside.
[Grunts.]
Ah-ha.
You are not going anywhere.
[Forced chuckle.]
[Muffled.]
Help! Help! Please! Please, help! The door is stuck! Oh, man, it's too hot.
Maybe I can turn it down.
Uh, maybe this button ? [Woman speaking Korean.]
Or, no.
Uh, this button? [Woman speaking Korean.]
Ah, I can't understand this, I can't read Korean! Oh.
Hey, mister, can you read this? [Gasps.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Oh, no! Sir, please wake up.
Please! Oh, not good.
[Blowing.]
I gotta turn this steam down.
Oh, less steam, less steam, less steam.
[Woman speaking Korean.]
What? No.
[Shouting Korean.]
Please pay! Thank you! If you don't pay, I call police.
Police.
Popo.
[Imitates police siren.]
You know? Please, I'm sure we can figure this out.
Why are you holding brother? Bro, you gotta help me! They're gonna body-scrub me.
Mm.
You.
I saw you play Ping-Pong.
- You think you are good Ping-Pong player, hmm? - Ice Bear dabbles.
You think you're good, but I am Korean Ping-Pong super master! Ahh! So I have a solution to this.
Here is the deal.
You play Ping-Pong with me.
If you win, brown bear can go home.
But if you lose, I call police and brown bear go to jail.
Okay? - Ice Bear accepts.
- [Laughs.]
Mr.
Choi.
[Speaking Korean.]
[Music.]
[Whimpers.]
[Slow-mo boom.]
[Grunting.]
[Music.]
[Whimpers.]
Ow.
[Music.]
Panda: Too much steam.
There's too much steam.
[Glass shatters.]
Huh? Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ahh.
Oh.
[Chuckles.]
Match point! [Hissing.]
Maybe if I mess with these buttons, the steam's pressure will get us out of here.
[Woman speaking Korean.]
Aha.
I think that did it.
Don't worry.
I'll get us out of here, sir.
Try not to breathe too heavy.
Stay calm.
[Woman speaking Korean.]
[Steam hissing.]
[Beeping.]
Mm Ha! [Speaking Korean, coughing.]
Huh? I am true master! [Explosion.]
[All coughing.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Help! Please help! This old guy needs help.
Please help him.
[Groaning.]
[Gasps, speaking Korean.]
[Conversing in Korean.]
- What did he say? - Thank you! You save my father.
I need to give you reward.
No, that's okay, really.
I'm just happy to help.
Uh, maybe you could let me go? Please? Oh, yes, brown bear is your friend.
Okay, then he don't need to pay today.
Okay? Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Hands off.
Ah.
You saved us, Panda! And that old Korean guy.
Ice Bear had nothing at stake.
Mostly just showing off.
Don't mention it, fellas.
I just wish we could've had a normal relaxing day at the spa.
Too bad I don't have a real coupon for this place.
[Speaking Korean.]
For you, free pass everything, okay? [Snoring.]
Eh.
Mm.
Hmm! Pretty good.
- Done.
- Done!
[Music.]
Hey, you guys know why we're wandering around Koreatown? Are we getting some shaved ice? - Ice Bear's ready for some PC bang.
- No, sillies.
We're gonna go relax at a Korean spa.
Korean spa? Why? Aren't those things expensive? Not today, because I found this incredible coupon in the trash the other day.
I'll be able to do anything for practically free! Free is a very good cost.
Okay Oh, I think this is it.
Let's do this! - Grizzly: Whoa.
[Laughs.]
- This place is fancy.
Yeah, it is.
Ann-yo-hase-oh! [Speaking Korean.]
- Hello.
Welcome to Hill Spa.
- Thanks.
Ah.
We're here for the Korean spa experience.
[Clears throat.]
Choose from menu, please.
Whoa, VIP Course? I'll definitely take that.
- 'Cause I'm worth it.
- Very, very nice choice.
[Claps.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Dude, are you sure you could afford that? Pfff, don't worry, man.
- [Speaking Korean.]
- Huh? - This way, please.
- Oh.
Cool.
Okay, you guys get whatever you want on the menu.
It's on me.
I'm a VIP now, baby! VIP ju-se-yo.
Welcome to Hill Spa.
Hi, uh, so do you have anything I could do to just relax or be alone? Okay, you can use the steam room.
Very, very nice.
Thank you.
- Ooh, that sounds nice.
- Ice Bear doesn't like steam.
You can sleep in the sleep room.
Thank you.
- Ice Bear can only sleep in - Thank you! C'mon, let's go.
[Humming.]
[Music.]
You look very good.
Aw, thanks, man.
[Chuckles.]
Yeah, boy.
Ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh.
Ahh.
Huh? Ooh.
Oh.
Oh.
[Chuckles.]
Deluxe! Ahh.
Yes.
Ahh.
[Moaning.]
Whoa, nice.
Nobody's here.
[Woman speaking Korean.]
Huh? [Woman speaking Korean.]
Hmm.
Uh, how can I change this to English? [Woman speaking Korean.]
Whoa! What did I do?! Oh.
[Laughs.]
Uh hmm.
Ahh.
[Doorknob rattles.]
Huh? [Sighs.]
[Grunts.]
- Hi.
- Uh, h-hi.
[Thinking.]
Please don't sit next to me.
Please don't sit next to me.
[Groaning.]
[Growls.]
Why? - What? - It's Korean candy.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm full.
I had a big lunch.
So, thanks.
[Grunts.]
Ugh, I'm not leaving.
I was here first.
[Music.]
Hmm.
Hmm.
[Ping-Pong balls bouncing.]
[Men grunting, speaking Korean.]
[Music.]
Hey, there.
How's it going? Wanna give it a try? Here.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is how you hold it.
First time, huh? Come.
I'll show you how to play.
All right, so this is how you hit the ball.
Like this.
Easy, huh? Now you try.
Yeah.
Nice.
You're a natural.
[Chomping.]
Mm.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
- Okay - Huh? VIP time is over.
Thank you.
Aw.
What? Really? Boo.
Hmm.
Actually, there is one more, but I don't think you like it.
What? I am 100% into this! - Please.
Give it to me! - Hmm, okay.
But $20 extra charge.
No refund.
Thank you.
- Okay.
Whatever! - Follow me, please.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Should I cover my eyes? [Chuckling.]
Ohh.
Mr.
Park? [Speaking Korean.]
Whoa.
Hello.
Welcome to Korean body scrub time.
Ah! Korean body scrub time.
I'm into that! [Giggles.]
[Grunts.]
- Scrub my body, please.
- Okay.
Let's go.
Aja! Ajajajaja! [Music.]
Wait.
What are you doing? No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! Aah! Try Korean candy.
[Groans.]
Uh, excuse me.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, I already ate, man.
No.
[Groans.]
Personal space.
[Speaking Korean.]
Okay, I think I had enough steam.
It was a pleasure, sir.
Hmm.
What the ? Hmm.
[Grunting.]
- Uh.
- Wha ? Ugh, why me? [Ping-Pong balls bouncing rapidly.]
[Music.]
Geez, can you believe this guy? This is his first time playing.
[Gasps.]
Hmm.
Ahh! Okay, too aggressive.
Ah! Yo yo ma.
Yo yo ma.
Ahh! I want that fur to stay.
Oh, man, how is this helping anyone? [Elevator dings.]
[Groans, grunts.]
Oh, my skin.
Ugh.
I gotta get out of here.
- Hello.
- Aah! No more, please! Thank you for coming to Hill Spa.
Please pay now.
Cash or credit card? Oh, okay.
Well, I have this coupon.
- It should cover it all.
- Hmm.
This is not a Hill Spa coupon.
What? I mean, I know it's got some stains on there, but [blows.]
it's still good.
See? [Gasp.]
- "Bill's Spa"? - Cash or credit card, please? Oh, well, uh, I guess there's been a little mistake, but maybe I can find a real coupon.
I'm just going to go check the garbage outside.
[Grunts.]
Ah-ha.
You are not going anywhere.
[Forced chuckle.]
[Muffled.]
Help! Help! Please! Please, help! The door is stuck! Oh, man, it's too hot.
Maybe I can turn it down.
Uh, maybe this button ? [Woman speaking Korean.]
Or, no.
Uh, this button? [Woman speaking Korean.]
Ah, I can't understand this, I can't read Korean! Oh.
Hey, mister, can you read this? [Gasps.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Oh, no! Sir, please wake up.
Please! Oh, not good.
[Blowing.]
I gotta turn this steam down.
Oh, less steam, less steam, less steam.
[Woman speaking Korean.]
What? No.
[Shouting Korean.]
Please pay! Thank you! If you don't pay, I call police.
Police.
Popo.
[Imitates police siren.]
You know? Please, I'm sure we can figure this out.
Why are you holding brother? Bro, you gotta help me! They're gonna body-scrub me.
Mm.
You.
I saw you play Ping-Pong.
- You think you are good Ping-Pong player, hmm? - Ice Bear dabbles.
You think you're good, but I am Korean Ping-Pong super master! Ahh! So I have a solution to this.
Here is the deal.
You play Ping-Pong with me.
If you win, brown bear can go home.
But if you lose, I call police and brown bear go to jail.
Okay? - Ice Bear accepts.
- [Laughs.]
Mr.
Choi.
[Speaking Korean.]
[Music.]
[Whimpers.]
[Slow-mo boom.]
[Grunting.]
[Music.]
[Whimpers.]
Ow.
[Music.]
Panda: Too much steam.
There's too much steam.
[Glass shatters.]
Huh? Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ahh.
Oh.
[Chuckles.]
Match point! [Hissing.]
Maybe if I mess with these buttons, the steam's pressure will get us out of here.
[Woman speaking Korean.]
Aha.
I think that did it.
Don't worry.
I'll get us out of here, sir.
Try not to breathe too heavy.
Stay calm.
[Woman speaking Korean.]
[Steam hissing.]
[Beeping.]
Mm Ha! [Speaking Korean, coughing.]
Huh? I am true master! [Explosion.]
[All coughing.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Help! Please help! This old guy needs help.
Please help him.
[Groaning.]
[Gasps, speaking Korean.]
[Conversing in Korean.]
- What did he say? - Thank you! You save my father.
I need to give you reward.
No, that's okay, really.
I'm just happy to help.
Uh, maybe you could let me go? Please? Oh, yes, brown bear is your friend.
Okay, then he don't need to pay today.
Okay? Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Hands off.
Ah.
You saved us, Panda! And that old Korean guy.
Ice Bear had nothing at stake.
Mostly just showing off.
Don't mention it, fellas.
I just wish we could've had a normal relaxing day at the spa.
Too bad I don't have a real coupon for this place.
[Speaking Korean.]
For you, free pass everything, okay? [Snoring.]
Eh.
Mm.
Hmm! Pretty good.
- Done.
- Done!