We Bare Bears (2015) s03e36 Episode Script

Panda 2

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Slow music.]
[Smacks lips, yawns.]
Oop! Oh, good morning, tree! [Grunting.]
Wah! Whoa! [Thud.]
Good morning, grass! Good morning, spring! Good morning, me! Oh, you beautiful boy.
You're so cute! Look at you! [Grunting.]
[Bell chiming.]
Huh?! Oh, good morning, giant mechanical food chute! What's for breakfast today? Oh, yum! Bamboo! The only food that exists! Thank you, mechanical chute! I love you! Mmm! [Slurps.]
[Birds chirping.]
Ah, the birds are singing so beautifully today! [Chirping continues.]
Well, hey there, friend! You hungry? Here ya go! Yum! Oh, whoops.
You got a little somethin' on your face.
Lemme just Oh, no, don't be sad! How 'bout a hug?! Oh! [Sighs.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Static buzzing.]
Good morning, chute.
Hello?! Hey, don't ignore me, chute! Rude! [Gasps, grunts.]
What the? Am I supposed to eat this?! [Slurp.]
Bleech! Gross! [Grunts.]
Hey, quit laughing! You scared me! Plus, I almost ate you! Hmph! [Laughs.]
I guess it was a little bit funny.
My name is Panda 1.
See? So that must make you Panda Two! Nice to meet you! Wanna hang out? Great! Let's go! [Up-tempo music.]
Work it! So fierce! Here, you pose, too! [Splash.]
Ha ha.
[Camera shutter clicking.]
I'm having so much fun with you, Two! I'm so glad you're here! Oh, hey, I have something for you! It's a friendship necklace! I made it myself.
There! Now we match! Best friends forever! Mm! Okay, so what do you wanna do now?! We could eat or play in the water or take a nap or eat some more or nap again.
What?! How could you say that?! We've got everything we need here.
It's paradise! It is not boring.
[Static buzzing.]
What, you wanna know about that noise? It's just coming from up there.
I've tried looking, but it's way too high up.
See? I can't reach.
Oh, you wanna help? Okay, hold real still.
[Light thud.]
[Funky bassline plays.]
[Announcer speaking in Chinese.]
So then I was like, what's the deal with bees? Hi, Gary! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So anyway! [Announcer speaking in Chinese.]
What is that?! I sure do love this truck! [Barking.]
And my dog loves it, too! [Woman speaking Chinese, cellphone rings.]
Woman: With brand new cellular phone technology! [Gasps.]
Man: Yo re yo xing xian de pizza! [Laughter.]
Woman #2: Buy one, get one free haircuts! [Bell dingi.]
Man #2: You're the big winner! Man #3: Kuai dian xiang shou cherry qi shui! Woman #3: Your TV is no good! Get a brand new TV! [Up-tempo music.]
Prettyyyyyy heeeeeart poweeer! Oop.
Oof! Oh, my gosh! That was amazing! I wish you could've seen it, too! Oh, oh! There was this, like Oh, my gosh, there was this magic box! And ooh.
And there was this thing that was like like ahhh! And I was like, "Whaaat?!" Oh, oh! And there was this girl who was like, "Mwah! Mwah! Prettyyyyy heart power!" She was so beautiful! And sparkly! Oh! I have a new idea for an art piece! Voilá ! I think I finally captured your eyes! I'm so inspired! I'm gonna make a million drawings! [Loud click.]
I'm inspired to go to sleep! [Music.]
Panda Two, I'm glad you're here with me lookin' up at this beautiful sky together! Oh! A falling star! Quick, let's make a wish! I wish I wish we could go play in the magic box! What?! But we can't actually do that.
You have a plan?! Well, I dunno That sounds dangerous! Oh.
Well said, Panda Two! You can't argue when you put it like that! Okay, magic box, here we come! [Yawns.]
After I get my eight hours of beauty rest.
[Static buzzing, click.]
Let's do this.
[Dramatic music.]
Whoa! Uf! Oh! Waaah! Uf.
Thanks for catching me, Two! [Panting.]
Ooooh! There it is, Two! The magic box! Okay, I'm here! Open up, magic box! Why is nothing happening? Hmmm [Remote clicks.]
These are all boring! Where's all the good stuff?! Hmph! I don't get it, Two.
What's wrong with the magic box? You said this plan would work.
Huh? [Birds chirping.]
[Dramatic music.]
A bigger magic box! Did you see it, Two?! Yeah, let's go! Wang: [Speaking Chinese.]
[Footsteps approaching.]
[Dramatic music.]
Wang: Huh? No! No, no, no, no, no! Wo de tian ah! Panda 1 is missing! Where he go?! [Glass shatters.]
Huh? She me? There he is! [Squeaks.]
- Mei guan xi.
- Xiao xing.
- Wo shi ni de peng you.
- Lai, lai.
[All screaming.]
Hold on, Two! We can make it! [Speaking Chinese.]
Gan kuai! Quick, Two, this way! Oh! Another magic box! [Grunts.]
Dang, it's no use! You're gonna have to give me a boost.
Steady! [Grunts, sighs.]
Wheew! Okay, Two! Take my paw! Come on! Well, what are you talking about?! I can't leave you behind! Woman: Jian cha qi ta fang jian, ta bu ke neng pao de hen yuan! Come on, we have to go now! [Footsteps approaching.]
[Both panting.]
There he is! It's okay, little guy.
Huh? What?! Shen me?! Both: Panda! - Panda! [Speaks Chinese.]
Panda, come here! - Where are you? Come here, buddy! [Speaks Chinese.]
- Hei! Da ge! - Where are you?! Have you seen a small panda around? - He looks like this! - Mei yo.
I just can't understand how he got out? - Na ge xiao jia huo - We gotta find him.
Wo hui jian cha zhi xiang.
[Girl singing in Chinese.]
Bye, Two! Pretty heart power! [Engine starts.]
[Singing continues.]
Whoa! [Thud.]

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