We Bare Bears (2015) s03e35 Episode Script


1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Dramatic music playing.]
[Both grunting.]
Whoa! Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! Go, go! Whoo! Let's do this! Run! Get him! Jump! Yeah! Hey! [game beeps.]
Oh, what the heck, man? Come on.
I was winning.
Ah! - Whoa! - Dude, watch out for my phone.
That was too easy, nature.
I want more! What do you say, bros? - Ice Bear is down for more thrill.
- Uh, no thanks.
I can have adventures on my phone.
Dude, your phone doesn't make you a true adventurer.
Look at what this place made me into! [Grunting.]
Can we just go home now? I mean, where the heck are we, anyway? [Chatter.]
Woman: Oh, my gosh.
The best.
- Man: Come on over here.
- Whoa! [Music.]
Wild river ride? Whaaat?! Oh, come on, this will be amazing! Whoo-hoo! - Ahoy there! How's it going? - Huh? Oh! [Chuckles.]
Well, hello there.
Welcome to the "Wild river ride.
" Ooh, I like the sound of that! So how does this work? Ah! Glad you asked.
I welcome you to a relaxing tube ride along our Baby Toucan path.
It's great for beginners.
I mean, that doesn't sound too bad.
Ice Bear would rather take adult toucan ride.
Yeah! Come on.
You get any more adventurous? Oh, I get it.
I get it.
You guys are those hardcore adventurer-type people, - ain't you? - Not really.
Oh, then oh, boy, I got something perfect for you.
The Angry Panther path.
[Panther roar.]
- Whoa! - Um, sorry, just what's up with all those skulls and question marks? Ah, yes.
Well, much of the path is Now, how do I put it? unknown.
Um, no thanks.
Yeah, I don't want to die.
Hey, man.
Even if we do die, we will die together.
- That doesn't make it better! - Ice Bear will die to save a brother.
All right.
We'll put it to a vote, then.
Who's in for the Angry Panther path? Um, no! Y-You guys always do this.
Ah! [Laughs.]
Hey, look, you don't get to vote, man.
Hold on.
This is really small.
- Ah, you look fine.
- Ice Bear found meat stick.
Complimentary beef sticks for everyone, - in case y'all get stranded.
- Do you have anything vegetarian? - Nope, only beef sticks.
- Hmm.
Oh, I can't do this, guys! My phone's going to get all wet.
You know, water and electronics it's just a big no-no.
- Here you go.
- Stupid little bags and [Muttering.]
Hey, this guy's prepared.
- All right.
We ready? - Have a fun adventure! Panda: Uh, guys, yeah, this is our last chance - to take the baby toucan path.
- Nah, man.
We good.
- # La, la, la, doo, doo, doo # - Hmm.
Actually, this isn't that bad.
That's the spirit, Pan Pan.
I told you it was going to be Whoa! See, that wasn't too bad, was it? Aaah! Oh, my God, please! I don't want to die! [Screaming.]
No, no! [music flashes.]
[Muffled scream.]
Ah! Little bro, you okay? [Belches.]
Ice Bear is okay.
Where are we? Panda? Panda?! He must be lost.
We got to find him! What if he drowned? Oh, it's all my fault.
Ice Bear senses faint Panda breath from that way.
Oh, good job, bro.
How are we going to get across? Oh, wait, maybe we can use these vines.
[Snake hissing.]
Ah, bad boy! [Water splashes.]
[Snake hisses.]
Ah! [Water splashes.]
[Snake hisses.]
Ah! [Water splashes.]
[Snake hisses, water splashes.]
Ugh, let's just swim.
Oh, bros, where am I?! Ah! I need my phone! I got to call for help! Ah! There you are, silly.
Oh, thank goodness.
[Cellphone beeps.]
Of course, no signal.
I knew this was a bad idea.
"Oh, hey, Panda, let's go to the mystery forest and die.
" "Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a great " [Flute plays.]
Huh? H-Hello? [Flute plays.]
Hello? Is s Is someone there? Guys? Hey, stop messing around, guys.
No! Why?! No, that's so annoying.
Please stop! Just go away.
Where am I? [Crying.]
- [Whimpers.]
Wha? - Hello, friend.
I'm Steven.
Hey, Steven.
I'm I'm Panda.
Look, could you help me? I-I got lost on a trip with my brothers.
They seem to have abandoned me.
I-I don't think they know where I am.
I-I don't even know where I am.
Well, Panda, you're in luck.
I think I can show you the way.
- You can? - [Chuckles.]
We've all been lost at some point in our lives, - but fate guides us here.
- Oh, um, [Chuckles.]
yeah, I don't think you understand.
I just need to find my way home.
Oh, come on.
Panda, don't you see? You are home! - Oh, hi! Welcome! - Hey! [Upbeat music playing, chatter.]
- Hmm.
- Panda? Panda? Where are you? [Speaks Spanish.]
Look, sign.
Fresh tears.
Panda close.
Here, we live a peaceful, communal life.
Everyone shares the same interests and ideals.
We enjoy zen-focusing activities like walking in place, meditative napping, and recently, we began a wonderful program in the arts.
- [Grunts.]
Sorry, excuse me.
- Oh, so you guys eat meat here? [Laughs.]
Not a chance.
Everything we eat is 100% vegan.
That's about it.
It's all self-sufficient and completely private.
Nothing is allowed from the outside world, except for the occasional manga, of course.
Oh, man! I mean, this place is incredible! - I wish I could stay here.
- Well, why don't you? Well, I-I can't.
I-I have to find my bros.
[Stomach growls.]
Uh, I guess I am pretty hungry, - and all I have are these beef sticks.
- Ah, cured meats! [All gasp.]
Quickly, Panda.
Give me the jerky.
No, I didn't mean to Shh, shh.
Panda, don't you worry.
We take care of our own.
Your own? But I can't stay here in Whoa.
Okay, that's really good.
That's delicious.
Well, I guess I could stay a little.
I'm very happy to hear that, Panda.
Dispose of this.
Brothers and sisters, Panda has decided to join us.
Yay, hooray! Yay, hooray! Yay, hooray! [Sniffs.]
- Panda, you in here? - Ice Bear smells beef jerky.
[Grunts, plop.]
You think that's him? [Sniffing.]
- Wha - Hey, did you find [Cheering.]
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Celebration for all! Whoa, who are these people? Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Thank you.
Oh! Whoa, oh! Okay.
Should we do something? He looks like he's enjoying himself.
Ice Bear says we wait and watch.
Ooh, wee! Oh, is the ride over? [Music.]
Whoa, that is, like, crazy hot.
You guys should be careful around this thing.
There's just one more thing before you join us, Panda.
You must cast your connections to the outside world into the spring and be free.
Wait, you mean, like, my phone? Oh, I don't know [All hanting.]
Throw it in! Throw it in! Throw it in! Wait, no, h-hey, can't I just put it in airplane mode? If you want to be with us, throw it in.
[Tense music.]
[Heart beating.]
Well, Panda, will you join us? No, no! Sorry, I can't do it.
- My phone is my life.
- I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm afraid you already know too much.
[Flute plays.]
Too Too much? What? Whoa, whoa! - Put me down! - Throw them in! Throw them in! Uh, I think we should step in now.
- Ice Bear has idea.
- Wait, please.
No, no, no.
Put me down.
Put me down, please.
I can take my SIM card out.
Okay, no selfies, I promise.
Yah! [All gasp.]
Ooh, aah! Ooh! Look at me, weird people! Oh! - Who the heck are you? - A distraction.
[Grunts, laughs.]
A-A distraction? What do you mean Aah! Where'd he go?! [Chatter.]
- [Grunts, laughs.]
I can't believe that worked.
- Hey, there he is! He's getting away on that stack of bears! They're going to reveal our location and ruin our way of life! After them! [Indistinct shouting.]
Get back here! [Grunts.]
- Whoa! - They're throwing their flutes at us! The river.
Follow the current.
They're gaining on us.
W-We need another escape plan! I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
I'm Oh, look! It's our raft! We can swing across using these vines.
Hold on tight.
[Snake hisses.]
Ah, snake! Okay, this time, hold on tight.
[Snake hisses.]
Ah, another snake! - Ah, another snake! - Wait! Nature first.
After them! I I can't grab anymore vines.
What do we do? Huh? - You can do this, Panda.
- [Panting.]
We got you now! Please don't be a snake.
Please don't be a snake.
Please don't be a snake.
Aah! [Screaming.]
- Do we go after them? - No.
Society has them now.
We must retreat.
- Everyone okay? - Oh, I can't believe I pulled that off! [Laughs.]
That was so exciting! - Oh, am I glad it's over.
- Trip not over.
Aah! Waterfall! Quick, paddle away! No, no, no, no, no, no! [Music.]
[Both screaming.]
- Wait, huh? - Huh? - Yo, what up? - Whoa, guys.
Look, we made it back to the dock.
We're safe! [Sighs.]
Yo, Panda, I am really sorry for pushing you into something you didn't want to do.
Are you kidding? This is the most fun I've ever had! Oh, dude, guys, let's do this again.
Well, maybe we'll take a break first and come back in a year.
- Two years.
- Fair enough.
Let's go home.
Uh, guys? Where'd the dock go? [Music.]
- Done! - Done!
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