We Bare Bears (2015) s03e41 Episode Script

Bearz II Men

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music] Young Grizz: Whoa! Whoa! Hey, watch it! [Deep voice] Uh, hello.
Can I [Normal voice] Whoa! Hey! Hold steady! Ugh.
Ugh.
Um, I don't think this is working, Grizz! It's okay.
I think he's fooled.
[Deep voice] Ahem! One adult ticket for "Fist of Doom," please.
Um, okay.
That'll be $11.
Here you go, good man.
This is fake.
And it's only $7.
- So it's not enough? - No! Next! [Normal voice] Hey! Wait a minute! No! Wait! Aw, phooey! We didn't want to watch that movie anyways.
Why wouldn't they accept the money? I mean, I drew it so well.
[Sighs] Well, maybe it'll help someone else one day.
Do-do-do, do-do Huh? Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, mister! It's not funny to give people fake money, yo! Huh? Oh.
Uh, sorry about that.
- That's all we have.
- We're poor.
Whoa! How many of y'all in there? Hmmm.
Well, I'll let it slide this time since y'all are just kids.
[Sighs] Probably meant well.
I get it.
I'm poor, too.
- [Both gasp] You are? - Yeah.
That's why I'm out here singing my heart out.
But no one will notice.
Well, what if we work together? Yeah! We know how to dance! Oh, word? All right.
Show me what you got.
[Music] [Finger snap] - Mmm! Boy, you got some moves! - We all do.
Hey, what do you bears say we combine our smooth moves and make some cash, ya hear? Oh, we hear ya.
[Music] Oh, no, no - Huh? - Wha Hm, my friends fill my head with bad advice 'Cause they can't see what I feel inside My heart beats electric when she's around Every time, ohh, every time My crew says They always got my back [Women giggle] They say this love thing will pass Bears: # She's playin' with your mind # But I can't get this love thing out of my head I've got it bad [Women screaming] So then I pray it's not boring Just wanna play it smooth Play it smooth, boy, and do what I gotta do [Women screaming] Play it smooth, boy, and some sensitivity Don't mess it up, this crazy love song - # Don't trip, potato chip - Just leave it alone # - # Better hang with ya boys - And drop the phone # - # We got things to do - Coupons for days # - # What do you think about? - What do you say? # I got a girl, she loves me so I'm sorry, bro, 'cause I gots to go Play it smooth, boy, just wanna play it smooth Play it smooth, boy, and what I gotta do Play it smooth, boy, some sensitivity Don't mess it up, this crazy love song [Panting] Guys, we were amazing! - No, you're amazing! - No, for real, though.
I-I think we're good enough to even win a talent show.
- A talent show?! - Listen.
T-There's one coming up, hosted by the Teddy Sunshine.
Check it.
The winner gets a record deal plus $500 cash! - $500 cash?! - How many pizzas is that? Right? And I know we can win it.
People far and wide will know our group name.
- What's our group name? - Here.
I think I thought of one.
[Marker scribbling] What do you think? Bearz II Men.
Oh, because we're bears! - And men! - Exactly.
Say goodbye to the street life, boys.
Hey, what about this? - What? - Right here.
"Youth will need a parent or guardian present"?! No, no, no, no, no! My pops will never go along with this! Hmm! I might know a dad! Hello, sir.
I'm here to enter the show.
Heh.
Your parent or guardian here, kid? Ha ha! You betcha! Oh, here he comes now.
Hey, there, Dad.
[Deep voice] Hi, there, son! - Whoa, whoa! - Whoa.
Be careful there, Dad.
- Y'all good? - Oh, yeah! I'm just really excited to see my boy perform tonight! [Guffaws] So proud of you, son! My child.
Y-You all Never mind.
Sign here, sir.
No problem! Unh! Just pickin' up the pen here with my adult hand.
- I'm gonna go in.
- That's my boy! [Muffled music] Whoa! [Gasps] I'm I'm gonna shut it down Don't want you Around [Chuckles] Dang, they're good! [Cheering] Yo, yo, yo! Give it up for L2DAV! Teddy Sunshine approves.
I'd hate to be the sucker who's gotta follow this up.
Okay, guys, ready? Guys? Bears? [Normal voice] Whoa! We're here! We're here! Yo, we're up next.
What were you guys doing? Oh, nothing.
All right.
Let's get up there and win this thing! - Yeah.
- Sir, if you ain't performing, you ain't allowed to be back here.
My My boy! He needs emotional support.
Sorry, sir.
Come on.
Let's go.
Oh.
Heh-heh.
Hi.
Hey! You're not a dad! [Spits] Oh, mustache! - Run! - Now, for our last act - Bearz II Men! - Get back here, you punks! [Growls] [Music] Teddy: Bearz II Men? Teddy Sunshine's awaitin'.
Don't got all day.
Heh.
Ugh! We gotta get out there! No! You gotta get out there, Nate.
- We'll distract the guard.
- Wait.
Dudes, w-we're a group.
I can't go out there without you.
Oh, Nate, you're the real star here, and you always have been, my son.
- Now, knock 'em dead! - Wait.
What? Hey there, big guy! Bet ya can't get a piece of this! What?! Disrespectin' me, eh?! Ha ha! Grr! Y'all gonna get a whoopin'! - Guys, be careful! - Excuse me.
Teddy Sunshine's wardrobe coming through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I guess that's a no-show for Ugh! Ha ha! That's quite an entrance, young man! Teddy Sunshine likes.
[Laughs] [Whispers] Don't do it again.
When you're ready, kid! [Microphone feedback, man coughs] Uh, hi.
I'm Nate.
I'm I'm usually w-with my boys m-my bears.
[Audience booing] But tonight it's just me.
- No one cares! - Get on with it! [Breathes deeply] [Music] Dreamin' in circles My mind so misplaced Runnin' out of time With things I can't erase Catch me, love, before I fall - # How much more can I conceive? # - Huh? What the? Like a fool I go again Thinkin' you hear me - # Tell me, dear - Tell me, dear # How can a love last forever? Oh, no! He's gonna stop Nate! What do we do?! Tell me this Ooh - # How can our love survive? - How can our love survive? # You should know I'm no good without your heart [Grunting] I'm stumbling in the dark Fill the sadness with your voice I'm stumblin' in the dark - # Tell me, dear - Tell me, dear # How can a love last forever? Baby, tell me please How can a love survive? You should know I'm a fool Without your heart Without your heart I'm no good [Vocalizing] # Without your he-a-a-a-art # [Cheers and applause] Nate! That was incredible! - Ah! Thanks, little dudes.
- Wow! Hot dang! Teddy Sunshine ain't never seen a performance like that! - Son, the record deal is yours! - You mean it?! [Grunting] Mr.
Sunshine! This boy cannot win! His small friends tied me up.
Also, he does not have a legal guardian present.
[Audience gasps] Uh, is this true? I mean, Teddy Sunshine can't let you sign anything without a guardian present.
- But - Don't want no lawsuits and stuff.
- Sorry, kid.
- Man: Wait! I'll sign son.
- What? Dad? - That's right! - Hello, Nate.
- Dad! It is you! Son, I I wanna apologize.
Ever since you were a baby, you wanted to sing.
And I've always been against it.
I didn't want the music industry to burn you like it did me.
But seeing you up there, it made my heart flutter with pride.
Dad, are you sure it's not your heart condition? Positive! Anyway, from now on I'm supporting you 100%! Come here, son.
[Audience awws] Hoo, mama! What a twist! It is cheese central up in here.
Come, come! Your record deal.
And your prize money.
You deserve it.
Hey.
Wait a sec.
I just have one question, Dad.
How'd you even know I'd be here in the first place? Well, that's the weird thing I got an odd call from what sounded like very small children telling me to come here.
He was really hard to find in the phone book, but we got him in the end.
Little dudes, thank you for everything you've done.
Oh, right.
And here's your share of the dough.
Oh, fat stacks! Dad: Come on, son.
Let's get you down to the studio.
Guys, I-I'll never forget you.
Bearz II Men forever! - Good luck! - We're so proud! Well, now that we have some scratch, what do you wanna do? Hyuh! - Wow, that's a good fist.
- More popcorn for you, sir? Just leave it here.
Thanks.
And here's a tip for you.
Aww, heck yeah! Let me know if you need anything else! Ahh! This is the life.
How much money do we have left? - None, I think.
- Dude, we're so bad at this.
[Laughter] Whoa!