We Bare Bears (2015) s04e04 Episode Script

Vacation

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[People clamoring excitedly.]
[Loud clamoring.]
[Grunts.]
[Sighs.]
Where's the patient? Upstairs.
It's not good.
[Classical music plays.]
The doctor is here, sir.
What are you waiting for? Send him in.
[Glugs.]
[Coughs.]
Oh, you gotta fix me, Doc.
- Talk to me.
- Well, I feel pretty awful.
I've been having, uh, hot flashes, cold flashes, light-headedness, heavy-headedness, and my heart has been doing this thing where it unexpectedly stops be [Paddles hum.]
- Stops beating.
- Yeah It's not supposed to do that.
Are there any recent changes in your life that could be causing these problems? Well, I've been getting pretty popular again - on the Internet but I [Screams.]
- Oh my gosh, he's here! I I guys, I found his room! Up here! Come on! [People clamoring.]
These fans are driving me nuts! Ever since I've been trending, I can't get a moment of peace! - Doc, is it bad? - Um, most definitely.
I want you to wear this device.
It will monitor your stress levels, and if it beeps too fast, you could experience some inconvenient symptoms like - dying.
- [Stutters.]
What, really?! I recommend you take a vacation to help.
A vacation? You need to isolate yourself from anything - that could aggravate your condition.
- Yeah, a vacation Getting away from these fans is just what I need! Yes! Farmer, get me a flight to the Eucalytpus Relaxation Center! I'll leave right now.
No more interviews, no more photo-ops, no more crazed fans.
Nom Nom! [Screams.]
Oh my gosh, it's really you! [Device beeping.]
I-I-I've been collecting your nail clippings out of the garbage, and I have a complete set except for your left pinkie.
[Device beeping faster.]
So, I was hoping if you could just get a little [Grunts.]
I've got this, sir.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Nom Nom! I'll settle for some spit! [Grunts.]
How long was this dude hiding in here? That's just not healthy.
[Beeping slows down.]
How am I supposed to get to my vacation without beeping when I can't even leave my room? Hm.
Maybe you can take an emotional support animal.
An an emotional what? Lots of celebrities have emotional support animals to deter stress when they travel.
Hmm, well, if it keeps me alive, I'll try anything at this point.
Good.
I brought one just in case.
You can come in now! W w wait, is that [Tense music.]
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! [Mouse squeaks.]
[Laughs.]
Oh, it's just a mouse.
[Mouse squeaks.]
Hey, hey, Nom Nom! ["Psycho" theme plays.]
What?! No, not again! [Groans.]
Ah, it's you and me again, bud! What are the chances? [Mouse squeaks.]
Whoa I think you have a mouse problem, Nom Nom.
Actually, this is my emotional support animal.
It's why I'm so calm.
My life is way too valuable to entrust to him! - He's probably not even certified! - Certified? Well, they gave me some training and this neat little vest.
Listen, man.
I know you have some reservations, but I can guarantee I am 100% ready - to support the heck out of you! - [Sighs.]
Fine.
Just get me to my vacation.
Grab my suitcase! Woo-hoo! Ah.
I won't let you down, buddy.
Remember, if he beeps too much, he'll die.
[Scoffs.]
Rich people problems.
[Airport noises, PA announcements.]
So far, so good.
How're you feeling, champ? Okay, I guess.
Let's keep moving.
- Hey.
- Aah! Don't I know you? Yeah, you're that famous koala.
Yeah, yeah, what was your name? Oh, oh, don't tell me.
I'm gonna figure it out.
[Device beeping.]
Don't tell me, don't tell me.
- Ooh, this always happens! - Oh no, the beeping! Huh? [Music.]
I'm gonna figure it out! Oh, it's two words.
- [Gasping.]
Can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
- Oh, it's at the tip of my tongue.
[Groans.]
Oh, that's it! - You're - My Pop Pop! - Huh? - Yep, just my good, old dad.
You know, he's not famous but he's a celebrity to me.
Ooh.
[Chuckles.]
Of course, I'm sorry.
Oh, Jimmy, you goofball, thinking you see celebrities everywhere.
I can't believe that worked.
All right, we're wasting time.
Let's go! You got it, buddy.
[PA announcements.]
Next.
You're good.
Next.
[Metal detector beeps.]
Sir, do you have any metal possessions on you? - No, just me and my little vest.
- All right.
Try again.
- Aah! - Huh? Grizz? Oh, sir, don't forget your wallet oh, oops.
Sorry about that, sir Nom Nom? - Wait a minute.
- [Device beeping.]
Oh, no.
Stuff gets stuck sometimes, but I don't think it huh? [Annoyed.]
Mm-hmm.
[Chuckles nervously.]
That must have been it.
I'll just go on through, now.
[Groans.]
All right.
Looks like we're going to have to do a more thorough search.
I know this name.
[Beeping continues.]
It's so familiar.
[Whimpers.]
Whoa.
There's so much dandruff.
- Is this a wrench? - No, it can't be.
Gotta look this up online.
[Hyperventilating.]
All right, one more chance.
- Don't even think about metal.
- No problem.
Okay.
Uh, I'm not even going to think about metal.
I'm just going to think about, um, uh, a banana.
Just a nice, sweet banana.
Oh, it's starting to peel.
Oh gosh! Metal banana! Metal banana! [Evil laugh.]
[Screams.]
Aah, I thought about metal.
- All right.
You're good to go.
- Uh.
Cool.
Thanks.
[Whimpering.]
[Gasps.]
I knew it! You're the famous kaola Nom huh? Thank you, officer.
- We can't miss this flight! - Gate 27B is now closing.
[Both panting.]
No, wait.
Please.
You have to open that door and let me on! - The gate is now closed.
- I know it's closed! - Open it! - Ma'am, please.
It's really important that we get on this plane.
No, I'm sorry, sir.
Passenger boarding has now ended.
Can't you make an exception for a handsome boy and his old papa? I'm sorry, sir.
I can't do that.
[Growls.]
The gate can only be opened in case of an emergency.
Look here, lady.
You want an important emergency? - You know what I am?! - Dad! Wait! I'm the famous Internet sensation [Intercom squawks.]
[echoing.]
Nom Nom! [Still echoing.]
Nom Nom! Uh-oh.
[Creepy music.]
[Baby smacking.]
Okay.
No sudden moves.
When I say the word, we run! [Indistinct yelling.]
# Gonna catch you one day # Till I find my way to you Gonna catch you one day That's just something that I do I'll try and sneak up real soon Meanwhile I'm singin' this tune I just wanna be with you Benny: Nom Nom? [Both scream.]
Wait! Wait! Wait! Please! I just want an autograph.
Please, I beg you! Huh? He went that way.
[Panting.]
Can I get an autograph # Or maybe just a selfie or two? # I just wanna be with you Sir, you can't go in Sir! I just wanna be with you [Panting.]
Hey, over here! Hey, come on! [Shouts.]
[Indistinct yelling.]
[Music.]
[Moans.]
Come on! Come on! Come on! Uh, to the Eucalyptus Relaxation Center! You got it.
And put your seat belts on, we're talking off! - Whoa! - Nom Nom! I love you! [Screaming.]
[Crowd clamoring.]
Phew.
Man, that was close.
[Gasping.]
I'm dying.
[Device beeping.]
[Camera shutter clicks.]
Aah! I love you, Nom Nom! [Scoffs.]
What a nutjob.
[Growls.]
You're supposed to keep those crazies away from me! Do your job! What? Hey! I tried my best! Oh, sorry.
Just lost my temper there.
That was very unlike an emotional support animal.
- Get your hands off me! - Whoa! Okay, I think we're good now.
You guys doing okay back there? Am I okay?! Do I look okay to you?! You sure do look fi-ine to me.
Ta-da! Finally, some time alone with you, Nom Nom.
- Aah! You?! - You know this guy? Yeah.
It's me.
Now, please give me that pinkie fingernail.
No! Get away from me, you weirdo! [Lightning strikes.]
Aah! [Airplane engine stops.]
What was that? [Airplane bangs.]
[All shouting.]
Aah.
I think we're hit! [Device beeping rapidly.]
What does that mean? Are we going to die? [Shouts.]
[Screaming.]
I'm so sorry, man! I let you down! I just wanted to help you because you're so cool.
I just wanted to be cool like you.
[Screams.]
I can't believe I'm going down like this! That was beautiful, man.
I feel the same way about Nom Nom.
- Stay out of this! - Okay.
Okay.
Yeesh.
Brace for impact! [Shouts.]
This is it! Thanks for having me in your life! And I'm so sorry! I'll be better in my next life! [Shouts.]
Stop! You didn't ruin anything! You were pretty much the only real friend I had! - I love you, Grizz! - Wha [Airplane tires screech.]
Huh? [Beeping stops.]
Oh, what what happened? Uh, welcome to the Relaxation Center, folks.
Oh, Nom Nom, it was so nice what you said.
- Did you mean it? - Ugh.
Get me out of here.
- Out of my way! [Grunts.]
- He's so beautiful.
- Hm? - [Laughs.]
I'm alive! I'm alive! Mwah! Man, you're so lucky to be his pet.
Emotional support oh, it doesn't matter anymore.
Did he mean what he said? [Gasps.]
Oh my gosh! What did he say?! All right.
Time for me to relax now! Sayonara, suckers! Good luck with your miserable lives.
[Evil laugh.]
Make sure you don't stress out too much, man! [Music.]
[Sighs.]
Hey.
Would you like to join me? [Gasps.]
I thought I thought you'd never ask! - Yes! Yes! - Not you, you bozo! I could use a little help from my emotional support animal.
- I'll book another room or whatever.
- Really?! Whoo-hoo! Dude, you're not going to regret this.
'Cause I'm going to emotionally support the heck out of you, Nom Nom.
- Bye.
- Huh? [Spits.]
Thanks for nothing, man.
You're a terrible pilot! [Laughs.]
Oh my gosh! Thank you so much! I can't believe this! I don't want to see you ever again! Come on, let's go.
So, what kind of food they got here? Buffet? Have they got a waterslide? How many TVs will there be? I bet they have every channel.
Do you think we can get a bunk bed? Oh, hey.
Can I tell my brothers to come? [Nom Nom groans.]
- Done! - Done!