We Bare Bears (2015) s04e23 Episode Script

Money Man

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Chair squeaking.]
Looking awesome, guys.
I, uh Oh, that "E" is supposed to be an "A".
Could you fix that? Thanks! - Ice Bear told you.
- Hmm.
Okay, balloons, banner, pamphlets.
Okay, guys! Huddle up! Just want to go over this one more time.
Remember the mission.
Today is the day of the department-wide science competition.
The judge Dr.
Harold J.
Commit his face to your memory.
- Ooh.
- He looks smart.
He's a big deal.
He donated all the funding for this whole building.
And now, for this competition, the prize for the best science project is a huge scholarship that could put me through college! [Clears throat.]
And there's a huge trophy! [Gasping.]
I love trophies! Guys, we gotta win that trophy! Ice Bear is trophy bear.
Don't worry, Chloe.
You can count on us.
Whoa! Thanks, guys.
Well, Dr.
Bean should be here any minute.
Do you think my project's ready? What if he doesn't like it? Dude, your project is awesome.
I dunno.
I-I gotta keep him interested.
I heard that sometimes, he just walks out of people's presentations.
- We'll keep him interested, Chloe.
- Yeah, we're pretty captivating.
Ice Bear's eyes are on the prize.
All: Huh? That's a great plan, Chloe.
Too bad it won't work.
After Dr.
Bean sees my project, that prize will be mine.
Hup! Hey Chlo-Chlo, is this one of your friends? - No, she's my rival.
- Rival? Newton and Leibniz, Edison and Tesla those were rivals.
You're just a little kid.
Well, this "little kid" was the first to get a perfect 120 on the Putnam, and what'd you get? - Oh, just a 100, huh? - Grizzly: Burn! I think.
Why don't you go and work on developing object permanence, you kindergartner?! You aren't gonna win, Saanvi, I am! No, you're not, Chloe! I am! - I am! - I am! You guys need any help with your projects? I just finished mine.
Beat it, jock! Man, they really want that trophy.
- Is that all you got? - Yeah, come on, let's go! [Helicopter blades whirring.]
Both: Huh? [Chuckles.]
Um, uh, is this the chemistry building? Hey, Chloe, isn't that the trophy guy? Both: Dr.
Bean! [Grunts.]
Hello! You must be Miss Park.
Pleasure to meet you.
I've heard great things.
Oh, actually, I'm not Chloe Park! I'm Chloe Park! Ha! Glad you could make it, Dr.
Of course, Chloe.
Nice to meet you.
- And these are my assistants.
- Hello! Oh, Dr.
So nice to meet Yeeah! Well, Dr.
Bean, if you're ready, - I'd love to present to you my project.
- Oh, my! Exquisite! Oh, it looks so smart.
- Actually, sir, this is my project.
- Oh! Of course! Fantastic! Is this some new microfiber technology? Actually, uh, if I may.
The project is under the blanket.
May I present the future of brain visualization technology! [Cymbal crashes.]
Incredible! Amazing! Uh, uh, but what does it do? Then have a seat, Dr.
Bean, and I'll tell you all about it through song.
Oh! Oh-ho-ho! [Chuckles.]
[Upbeat tune plays.]
It's a wonderful neurological mind-reading machine Step up to the plate, and you'll see what I mean Grizz, think of anything, what's on your mind? Hmm, a large pizza That's mighty fine So, I can think of anything and you'll be able to see it, - just like that? - That's right, Grizz! Yes, anything you can think of, it'll show up right here Panda, think of a face, and on it'll appear A color, a food, it's up to you Ya just gotta think it and you can buy it, too [Cash register dings.]
It's a wonderful neurological mind-reading machine Let's get inside our heads and see what we can see - It's amazing, Chloe! - So clever and wise Grizzly and Panda: Don't ya think it should win first prize? Oh! Wow! Fantastic! I believe that this is the winning project for sure.
Hmm? [Electronic music plays.]
Oh! [Laughs.]
I love this song! Wait.
Did we win? [Door opens.]
- Dr.
Bean? - Man, that guy really does like - walking out on people.
- Oh! What's this? Looks like a party's going on.
Come on.
We gotta stop him.
- Whoa! - Huh? [Music continues.]
Announcer: Thank you for coming to the science project of Saanvi Patel! [Both grunting.]
Whoo-hoo! Oh, man! Dr.
Bean is diggin' those dancers.
Announcer: And now we introduce top-20 influential college student of the year, Saanvi Patel! [Rap horn blares.]
Welcome! Oh, I can't believe this! A cyborg! No, no, no.
I have something way better.
May I introduce you to the "Amaze Navi" by Saanvi! Oooh! Let me ask you, Dr.
Bean, have you ever forgotten where you placed your keys or your remote control? Do you forget where you park often or lose your cat? Well, worry no more! "Amaze Navi" by Saanvi is connected to every satellite around planet Earth.
They work together to scan the entire planet to find whatever you're looking for.
Navigator: Your cat is 1.
3 feet away.
There you are, Kitty! [Meows.]
I thought I'd lost you! Thank you, "Amaze Navi" by Saanvi! I still like yours better, Chloe.
Also, it can even complete a maze for you! Whoa! I always have to spend hours and hours solving mazes.
This'll completely change the world! That's right, unlike whatever that little kid Chloe cobbled together.
What?! That's it! Yes, you're looking at the [Music stops.]
- Both: Huh? - Okay! Stop it right here! I think Dr.
Bean has seen enough to make a decision.
Rude! I'm in the middle of a presentation here.
Is there a problem here, Miss Saanvi? - We're here for you, ma'am.
- Hey, you okay, Chloe? Ice Bear is ready to go.
- You stay away from Chloe! - It's okay, guys.
These topless thugs don't intimidate me.
Well, your naked freaks don't, either.
- We're not naked.
- Yeah, we are, dude.
Ice Bear prefers the word natural.
It's time for me to make a decision! One of you guys definitely deserves the prize.
Your TV projects the wild images of my mind, but yours can help me solve mazes! And you had an amazing song! It's a wonderful neurological mind-reading machine [Grunts.]
Who? Ugh! I can't decide! - Um, can we just split the prize? - Ice Bear will bring axe.
Uh, I don't think that's fair, Dr.
"Amaze Navi" by Saanvi was obviously better - than this kid's toy.
- What?! Anybody can build a navigation system! - Hey! It solves mazes! - My Grandma solves mazes! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, guys! - Get your hands off, sir.
- Ice Bear will break beefy arms.
Look, everyone stop, okay? Let Dr.
Bean decide.
Bean, you really gotta Huh? Where did he go? - What? - Dr.
Bean disappeared! Ugh, this is so annoying.
Out of my way! I'm gonna go find him and find out what his decision is.
Bean?! Ugh! We gotta hurry and find him before he chooses her.
Bean?! [Music.]
- [Whispers.]
Bean! - Shh! [Inhales deeply.]
Beeeeeaaaaaannnnn! [Panting.]
Uh - Did you find him? - No.
Did you find him yet? - No.
- Ugh! This is all your fault! - How is this my fault?! - Look.
Your stupid couch TV had no chance of winning.
Why ruin everything for me? Huh? What did Dr.
Bean say? He said it was the best thing he's seen, and then he disappeared.
Said the same thing to me! Ah! This guy could give the prize to anyone! We gotta find him before that happens! Duh.
Like we know where he is.
I got it.
Why don't we use your navigator to locate where Dr.
Bean is? Pfft.
It doesn't work that way.
First of all, I have to have images of what you're looking for.
Useless! Excuse me.
And second of all, why would I help you find him? You want someone else to win then? Look, it's hard to admit, but you and I are probably the closest to winning this award.
If my machine provides the images you need, would you be able to locate Dr.
Bean? - You better believe it.
- Then let's do this already before some monkey takes the trophy! Ugh! All right, this is gonna be the first and last time I help you, though.
[Electricity crackling.]
Chloe: And there.
Uh, it looks exactly the same.
Okay, everything's ready to go on my side.
Yeah! Almost there! - I don't know if I can do this.
- Yes, you can.
You're the best visual artist I know.
- Yeah, man! - Ice Bear believes.
All right, let's do this! What am I supposed to do? Just think? Yeah! Draw with your mind! M-kay, I-I'll try.
[Machine whirring, dings.]
Did I get it? - Uh, not quite there, but close.
- Eyes should be less Kawaii.
Yeah, make the eyes less sparkly? Uh, I don't know if I can do that, but I'll try.
[Machine whirring, dings.]
There you go! Now, just try to get his goofy smile! Okay.
[Machine whirring, dings.]
- There you go! - Yes! Got him.
He's outside the building.
[All panting.]
There he is! D-D-Dr.
Bean! - Huh? - Dr.
Bean! - We were looking all over for you! - Oh! Yes, yes.
Uh, good to see you again.
Good time to join in.
I just awarded the winner.
Hey, what's up, guys? Uh, he made this a basketball with a personality! - Look, it's happy! - You gotta be kidding me.
[Helicopter blades whirring.]
[All grunt.]
Looks like my ride's here.
Keep working hard for science.
- Shall we, Mr.
Jock? - Sure, Dr.
Bean! Dr.
Bean's hiring me to work as his assistant.
How cool is that? [Laughs.]
- You all right, Chloe? - I guess.
I don't know.
Thanks for helping out anyways.
Well, I guess you weren't that bad yourself.
- Really? - Mm, sort of impressive.
Your project's pretty cool, too.
Well, yeah! I mean, think of what we just made! Our invention is going to change the world! Ah! I-I know! We We might become millionaires! - Watch it.
- I got it.
Hey, where are you taking our machine?! This is government property now.
Move aside.
- Wait.
What? - What? - Done! - Done!
Previous EpisodeNext Episode