We Bare Bears (2015) s04e22 Episode Script

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1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Beep.]
[Chimes.]
Wassup, Internet! Today, I'm gonna do some movie impressions.
See if you can guess what they are.
[Beep.]
Hello.
It is I, your friendly neighborhood insect man.
- Mwah! Aah! - Miki chan! [Girly voice.]
Oh, Jack, I love you! I don't care if we're from different worlds! [Manly voice.]
Iceberg! Kapow! [Girly voice.]
Oh, no! We're sinking! [Manly voice.]
Save yourself, Rose! [Girly voice.]
Jack, you fool! Ah! Ice Bear wants to play.
["Finding Nemo" plays.]
I'm lost! Oh, Father, where are you?! I am here, Son.
Meet your new mother.
- I love you.
- Yay! [Harry Potter.]
Wands at the ready! - Scared, Wizard? - You wish.
Abracadabra.
Gah! Thug life.
["Star Wars" theme.]
Hey, wait.
I'm still in my wizard outfit.
Gah! Ice Bear: I am your father.
Weak.
Okay, gang, that's it for now! Be sure to "like" and subscribe! - And leave a comment.
- [Panda, girly voice.]
Yoohoo.
I'm ready for my close up! Beautiful.
[Girly voice.]
Yoohoo.
I'm ready for my close up! A little adjustment there we go! 1, 2, 3, 4 [Music.]
When I was younger, I did not know what trouble I did I would ride faster than anyone else that lived Lemme tell you 'bout a place that I used to go It was a tree I secretly planted And it started to grow I built a treehouse for you and for me But you built a wall And now, I can't see your heart Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart [Music continues.]
[Camera shutter clicking.]
[Kazoo solo.]
Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart Heeeeeeeaaaaaart Yo, Internet! We back at it again at the bear cave.
We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers! [Laughs.]
Check it out.
[Horn blows, music.]
[Laughter.]
- Cuke boys! - Cuke boiz.
[Horn blows, music.]
[Laughing.]
Cuke boiz in the house! [Silent chuckle.]
What is funny? [Laughs.]
Grizz: Nothing.
[Horn blows, music.]
[Laughter.]
Panda: Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, but what about pickles?! Just cucumbers, then! [Whispers.]
Do it.
Do more.
Do more.
Do a lot more! [Laughter, cackling.]
Panda: Haha, the vacuum! Okay, wait, wait, wait.
We just had a great idea.
[Laughs.]
- Check this out.
- Cuke boiz in the house! [Grizz laughing.]
'Sup, bro.
- Ice Bear is preparing di [gasps.]
- Aughhh! Oh, my gosh, Panda! Hey, um Well, I hope you liked the video.
Ow! [Groaning.]
Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees.
[Groaning.]
- Buckets! - Denied.
Shoot it, Pan Pan! Man: Ow! Uh, hey! - Is somebody in there? - N-Nobody.
Just some local flora.
Okay, come out, dude.
- What the? - Hmm.
Upon observing the ursine specimens up close, one is struck by a remarkable musty smell.
Wha Are you stalking us or something? [Laughs.]
Hardly, my dear caniform companions.
I am, in fact, conducting scientific research on the three of you.
Studying you in your natural ecological niche! Oh, okay.
Well, whatcha got so far? Let me see.
[Creepy music.]
You don't know about bears.
Oh, I do, ursus arctos.
- I am, in fact, the prominent bear biologist - Baba-boo! Listen, my dude, if you really want to know about bears, you've got to listen to the pros.
And that's us.
Drop the beat! [Music.]
So, I heard you want the facts The bare bone facts on me and my bros Yes, your scientific taxon.
Well, you're in luck today, friend We'll tell you what you need to know How bears are the number-one animal from head-to-toe - 1,000 abs - 1,000 abs - 1,001 - 1,001 I can dunk a million basketballs - What? - My jump can touch the sun Uh, yeah.
about that.
Don't mean to hurt your pride Look, but bears just can't jump It says so in the guidebook Well, we're talented in other ways I can play the drums And bears are the best at video games How? You don't have thumbs Aw, dang, he's right.
[K-pop beat plays.]
Well, I can't speak for grizzlies But pandas, we got style, yeah Whiling away our time while all the ladies dial, yeah Never-ending hearts and likes on all my latest posts Extremely cool and popular, though I don't mean to boast Well, funny you should mention your prowess with the ladies Uh, pandas have some issues There aren't enough babies Um, forget it.
Pandas, we've got artistic genius Well, I'm a scientist, not a critic But frankly, have you seen this? Okay, what, do you have a verse now? Ice Bears are the Coolest Strongest Best bear That's actually accurate.
But I take issue with the rest.
What's true is true What's fact is fact No need to embellish on the traits that you lack You three are bears Top of the food chain As perfect as the setting sun And natural as rain So, see yourself as I see you Three perfect beings, through and through With quirks and flaws and lice, it's true Just doing what bears do Oooh Bears [Click.]
[Music.]
Oh, hey there, fellow crafters! And welcome back to another exciting episode of ah! Tabes' Craft Corner! Today, we're gonna be making a pinecone man.
A pinecone it's nature's backpack for seeds.
See, pinecones are the ideal craft supply.
And they're free provided you're not in a National Park in which case, remember take only pictures, leave only footprints.
Or I will find you and And next, the googly eyes.
Now, the great thing about googly eyes is [Fastforwarding.]
And that's reason number 84 why I use googly eyes in everything I do.
Now, let's glue some of these bad boys up.
Wait, hang on, where's my glue gun? Give it back, dang it! This is my glue gun! [Snarling.]
[Pants.]
Okay, got it! Now, remember, always be careful with glue guns.
They can get extremely hot.
Now, I'll turn it over to Martinez for more on fire safety.
[Sirens wailing.]
Yes, sir! Fire and heat are not to be trifl Aughh! Tabes, how did this happen?! - Put it out! Put it out! - Ow! I think I left it preheating too long! How about an extinguisher? Do you have one of those?! Anything to [Music.]
And voilà! The pinecone man is complete.
I hope you had as much fun making it as I did.
[Groaning.]
Okay, my darlings, are you ready? Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there [Beatboxing.]
A wink and a smile and a great old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba When its 5:00 on the dot and you're off of the clock And you can't find much to do And you wanna hang out, maybe dance around Or hang with somebody somebody new We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you When the weekend comes, and you're up for fun And you're way to cool for the clubs We can make a plan or just hang around And snack on a honey bun We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba [Beatboxing.]
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Ahhhh Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there Ugh, I'm going home.
- Man, they were great! - Oh, yeah.
They should, like, make a TV show or something! We should make a show.
All: Hmm.
[Pop-up windows beeping.]
[Hissing.]
- Done! - Done!