We Bare Bears (2015) s04e27 Episode Script


1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
Is that a new championship belt, Papa? Oh, sí.
It is from my victory over El Diablo Verde.
- Finally.
- I know, ri [Chuckling.]
Hey! Okay, mijo.
Now, do you know what that one was for? Sí! That's when you beat El Guapo.
And that's when you defeated Relampago.
And that's when you won "most improved" - at the tamales cook-off.
- [Laughs.]
Muy bien.
What's that one from? Ah.
That one is my most treasured trophy of all.
I got it a long, long time ago.
[Laughter, indistinct conversations.]
Zanahorias, tomates, y aguacates.
Piñatas for sale! Piñatas! Compra una piñata hoy! Osos! Osos! Osos gratis! Be the first on your block to adopt the cutest pets in town! [Sighs.]
It's hopeless.
No one's going to adopt us.
Aw, don't lose hope, Pan Pan.
Besides, look at the bright side.
We're in Mexico, baby! This place has everything great music great food and cute abuelitas! [Ting!.]
I love abuelitas.
And it rains corn on the cob? This place is magical.
See what I mean? You'll never know what you'll find walking down the streets of Mexico.
[Kids grunting, yelling.]
Huh? What's that? [Kids grunting.]
- [Gasps.]
Whoa! - [Gasps.]
Yea-a-a-a-h! [Grunting loudly.]
[All grunting.]
W-What is this wonderland? Rodolfo: It's not a wonderland! It's Lucha Libre! Wucha what they? Is that Spanish for "superhero"? [Laughs.]
Something like that.
Lucha Libre is a Mexican tradition.
This is an arena where warriors come and prove what they are made of.
Lucha Libre is more than just a sport.
- It's It's - It's a way of life.
Sí! That's it! Me llamo Rodolfo.
And I'm going to be one of the greatest Luchadores to ever live! Mira.
I'll show you my finishing move.
I call it "La Bola de Fuego"! [Exhales deeply.]
Hmm! - Ah! - Go Rodolfo! Wha Oops! [Yelling.]
[Heavy thud.]
That was so cool, Rodolfo! Rodolfo? [Siren wails.]
Lo siento, muchachito, pero you have a slight fracture.
Unfortunately, this means you won't be able to wrestle for a while.
I understand.
Gracias, Doctor.
Uh, hey, Rodolfo.
Uh, how you feeling? We, uh We really feel bad about this.
I feel the worst.
Hopefully this makes you feel better.
It's a drawing of me running in the rain screaming "I'm sorry.
" Wow.
Thank you.
It's the least I could do.
I was really excited for the Lucha Libre tournament.
I feel like I had a chance to win the prize money and pay for Simon's surgery.
- Who's Simon? - Simon is my best friend.
Ven te, Simon! [Dog barks, sniffs.]
He's also not very smart.
Actually, now that I think about it, I don't even have enough money to pay for my own surgery.
Huh? Rodolfo, we'll get you that money.
- Um, how? - We're gonna compete in the Lucha Libre tournament! What? But I can't fight! My bones are too fragile.
Eh, no worries.
You can be our manager! - Ooh! - This is a bad idea, ositos.
You guys really shouldn't enter.
There are some tough opponents in this year's tournament.
Ohh, they better be tough, 'cause we're bringing the heat.
[Murmuring indistinctly.]
Grizz: Buenos días! We're here for the Lucha tournament.
And when we win, we'll give all the money to Rodolfo so his Chihuahua can have his legs back.
- Name of the team? - Oh, yeah.
We're, um, uh [Music.]
Escandalosos! Bien.
Dressing room is that way.
Make sure you have your costumes ready.
Haha! It's happening! Wait.
Did he say costumes? We don't have costumes.
It's all good.
Your manager has got you covered.
- Ta-da! - I look - awesome! - Why, thank you.
I took some socks I saw lying around and made masks out of them.
You're thinking like a manager, bro.
- You were born for this! - Oh, stop it.
Referee: Escandalosos.
Gracias! Okay, everyone in.
For Rodolfo! - For Rodolfo! - Rodolfo! Announcer: Bienvenidos to the first Junior Lucha Libre match for today.
Introducing the twins of destruction, the pride of Oaxaca, Los Gemelos Terror! [Yelling, grunting.]
Run, Grizz! Look out! [Continues screaming.]
[Both screaming.]
My back.
[Audience booing.]
No, bro, the other way! Turn around! [Screaming.]
[Audience groans.]
Bro, over here! Listen to my voice! Just walk straight! Now a little bit to the left! Grab my hand! [Slow-motion groaning.]
[Cheers and applause.]
Huh? Oh.
Oh! Uh, gracias! Gracias! Thank you! Thank you! Yeah! [Growls, yells.]
Uno, dos, tres.
Escandalosos win! Whoo! Yeah! We did it! [Crowd chanting.]
Ositos! Ositos! Bravo! Whoo-hoo! Esos son mi amigos.
Whoo-hoo! We won! We won! Luchador [Singing in Spanish.]
Escandalosos! Aah! [Music.]
[Imitating airplane engine whirring.]
[Bell dings.]
Aah! Hyah! Uno, dos, tres.
Escandalosos win! Escandalosos [Zing!.]
Escandalosos Haha! Osos cosquillas? [Crowd.]
Sí! Cosquillas! [Laughs.]
I surrender! [Chanting.]
Ositos! Ositos! [Music.]
Ugh, I'm so excited.
Only one more match to go.
Victory is so close, I can smell it.
Smells like sweat.
Yeah, it does! Take in all the goodness.
[Sniffs, exhales deeply.]
The final match is up next.
Good luck.
You're going to need it.
[Chuckles evilly.]
[Both laugh.]
- That was weird.
- Who are we facing, again? [Chanting.]
Gordito! Gordito! Gordito! Gordito! Gordito! [Groaning.]
Gordito! Gordito! - You guys got this.
- I'm sure we do.
- It's really all about Aah! - Aah! [Whimpers.]
He looked so tiny from afar.
- Panda: Uh, what's he doing? - He does this every fight! He gives his opponents three tries to bring him down.
All I need is one.
Torpedo atta-a-a-a [Slow-motion groaning.]
That hurt.
[Chuckles evilly.]
[Punching sounds.]
You asked for it, amigo.
Get ready for the tickle monster.
Aah! Tickle, tickle, tickle.
Tickle, tickle.
Tickle, tickle, tickle! Aah! He's not going down! It's not going to work! Gordito was born - without a funny bone! - Oh, boy.
[Knuckles crack.]
[Slow-motion groaning.]
Run! [Audience cheering, heckling indistinctly.]
Aah! [Music.]
Whoa-a-a-a-a! This is crazy.
Why are you not stopping the fight? And what make Gordito more angry? No gracias.
What you're doing is wrong and illegal.
You're being a a real dingle! [All gasp.]
Yeah, I said it! I showed him.
Hmm? [Chuckles sheepishly.]
Gordito! Gordito! Gordito special move.
Special move? [Gasps.]
I'll show you my finishing move.
I call it "La Bola de Fuego"! [Gasps.]
Special move! - Special move! - Oh, special move! Special move! Special move! Special move! [Music.]
Guys, hurry! Huh? Oh, coming! Uno, dos, tres.
[Bell dings.]
[Cheers and applause.]
Maybe we should take a break - from Lucha Libre.
- I'm okay with that.
- Referee: Bravo, campeones! - Oh, uh, gracias.
Bravo, muchachos! No one has ever beaten Gordito.
I can't believe you pulled this off.
No probs, Rodolfo.
Anything for a friend.
Una foto con los campeones? Say "Lucha Libre.
" All: Lucha Libre! [Camera shutter clicks.]
Rodolfo: And that was the last time I saw the little ositos.
We said our goodbyes, and they went looking for their own place to call home.
You think they found it, Papa? I hope so.
But wherever they ended up, - I'm sure they did just fine.
- How do you know? Oh, easy.
Because they had each other.
Now, who's hungry? Oh, can we get some corn on a stick, just like los osos? [Laughs.]
Okay, mijo, okay.
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