What About Brian (2006) s02e04 Episode Script
What About the Fish...
Previously on "What about Brian" You give a girl hope, and then boom! You're Ted Bundy.
I'm Summer.
Want a lap dance? Yes.
Yes, please.
When's the big day? Tomorrow.
Oh, she's gone.
Brian, you might want to get down to Ivy's before your friend gets his face rearranged.
Okay, guys.
It's okay.
When does Angelo's plane get in? He has to work on his stupid movie.
The guy gets one role, and suddenly he's the Brad Pitt of Italy.
I think about you all the time.
And I finally get to meet the famous Suzanne.
You let me stand there and be nice to a woman you were sleeping with.
Tomorrow morning you should start looking for a place to live.
Seriously, you have to stop.
I'm sorry, dude.
Was I snoring? I need to get those strips.
This is the third time this week you've crawled into bed with me.
What's wrong with the couch? Nothing, if you like searing back pain.
Oh, buddy, excuse me.
I'm just gonna grab my toothbrush.
Where's the toothpaste? Oh, yeah.
What's up with the mousse? It adds volume while conditioning, okay? A girl I dated left it.
You know, back when I actually used to date, and someone other than you was sleeping in my bed.
This roommate thing's gotta be taking a bite out of your dating life, huh? Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
You know what you got to do, man? You gotta get back in the game, buddy.
You talked to Deena lately? Just about the girls.
Every time I try to bring up something about us, you know, she does her whole stonewalling thing.
I still don't get why she kicked you out.
I mean, it's not like something changed.
Did it? No.
Nothing changed.
Just brought up the whole open marriage thing, you know, stuff in the past, and she just said she was done, wanted me to find a new place.
Oh, you still love her? I'll always love her, dude.
Well, then you'll work it out.
And until then you can stay here as long as you want.
Thanks, buddy.
- On the couch.
- On the couch.
Is this enough, mommy? Mommy, I'm hungry.
Is this enough? Is this enough, mommy? Daddy makes our initials.
Well, mommy makes circles.
Okay? Honey, please come and eat.
Your pancakes are gonna get cold.
Is daddy taking me to school? No, it's daddy's turn tomorrow.
Remember? But I want daddy to take me today.
Daddy's not here right now.
He's staying at uncle Brian's.
Remember? We talked about this.
But daddies are supposed to sleep at home.
Well, your daddy is on a time-out.
But time-outs are only supposed to be 5 minutes.
How long is this one? Well, uh Daddy and I, we, uh, go see a man, uh, a-a doctor, and he helps us try to figure things out, so I will talk to dr.
Bill and tell you what he says, okay? Is Bill his first name or his last name? It's his first name.
Now please eat.
Come on.
Food.
Take a walk downtown Okay.
Drunk and disorderly charge That's fairly minor.
Property damage to the bar's approximately $500 and, uh The big question is will they file assault charges against the 2 of you? Assault charges? I was provoked.
You were there.
Ask Ivy.
Ask anyone who was in the bar.
Are you sure you can handle this? I mean, maybe I should defend myself.
Adam, Adam, relax.
All right? I'll get the charges dropped.
I went to law school with the prosecutor from the case.
I got better grades than you did.
Angelo's coming in on saturday, so he'll be here for the shower.
Don't tell my sister.
It's a surprise.
What time should Jimmy and I be there? Jimmy doesn't do baby showers.
You're going, and, um, Ivy doesn't like people who talk in the third person.
Yeah, who throws a coed baby shower anyway? - You don't have to come.
- Oh, yeah, you do.
It's a great place to meet nice single girls.
Oh, well, I'm taking a break from nice single girls.
Okay, well, what about, um, slutty, slightly desperate girls? Oh, you're gonna be there, too? Funny.
That girl over there just bought you that beer.
Yeah, not my type.
You know what you guys need to do? You need to get back out there.
Look around.
There's lots of girls, lots of fish in the sea.
There's younger fish, hotter fish, fish that won't leave you at the altar? I don't think either one of us is ready for a relationship.
Who said anything about a relationship? I'm talking about sex Good, old-fashioned, no strings attached sex.
I don't know.
How's this for motivation? The last one to have sex pays the $500 in bar damages you guys owe me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're actually advocating for them to have a one night stand? No, I'm advocating for them to get over this post-Marjorie slump.
Look, we're just getting back on track.
Some stupid competition's the last thing we need.
You know what? I'm in.
What? Ivy's right.
You fall off a horse, the best thing to do is get right back up on a Hotter one.
You can get right back on whatever you want, but count me out.
- 'Cause you know you'll lose.
- I wouldn't lose.
I just don't think it's a good idea.
- 'Cause you know you'll lose.
- Fine.
I'm in.
Oh, good.
That's perfect.
I can't even believe this.
Single guys get to have all the fun.
Did you want to play? No, I'm, um can I? Yeah, so okay, so from this moment on, you won't have sex unless Brian or Adam does.
Hold it, baby.
That's that's not what I meant.
Anybody gonna say anything? I think you should say something, Deena.
We should talk about this.
What do you want me to say, Dave? I don't know.
You know, your feelings.
How many times did you do it with her? Is that technically a feeling? Deena, just as an exercise, do you think you can step outside of yourself at all to look at the situation from Dave's perspective? No.
It's unbelievable.
All these months, you've been asking me to understand you, and the first time that I ask you to understand me, and you can't do it.
You know why? What? Why? 'Cause I don't think you want to.
I think deep down inside, you want out.
You wanted out for a long time, and now this is your excuse 'cause you can play the victim.
Oh, Deena's the victim.
You were the one who started it up again, Dave.
Not me.
You did that.
Perhaps you are the one who wanted to blow things up again.
Hey, Bill, you want to jump in here? Feel free to chime in.
Maybe you should stop.
I agree.
I think we should stop.
I mean, if this is gonna be your attitude then, you know, why even go to therapy? Well, not just therapy.
I mean, the marriage.
You're giving up on us? Are you even allowed to say that? Well, I'm merely pointing out one of your options, and right now if you can't get past what happened, then for the sake of your kids and for each other, it may be time to consider that your marriage is over.
Number two, you can't pay for sex.
Don't you think you're going a little overboard with all this? Hey, look, bet or no bet, dwelling on the past is not gonna change it.
And having random, meaningless sex doesn't make you forget it.
Why are you being such a girl about this? Seriously, I-I-I need to shake her off.
I need motivation to not sit at home and think about her.
All right.
I will try my hardest to get laid, but only to help you.
Okay, number three, either one of us closes the deal, we call Ivy immediately.
Will you two please stop yammering and start dialing some women? Fine, but no calling till after lunch.
Hey, Melissa.
It's me, Brian Davis.
Stupid area code change.
- How you been? - Hey, long time.
Yeah, I know.
I was just thinking it's been a while.
Come on.
- Got another call? - Yeah, hang on.
No No, no, no.
Get it.
- Hello? - Melissa, hi.
It's Adam Hillman.
Hi.
Yeah, I was just calling to see how things have been going.
I'm on the phone with a friend of yours.
- Really? - Yeah, it's a little weird.
Yeah, that that is weird.
- Now hold on, okay? - Sure.
- Hey.
- Yeah, that's Adam.
I gotta go.
Wow.
What a coincidence.
- Yeah.
- Anyway, um Hello? Nice try, sucker.
It's just, you know, I hate surprises.
I know you do, but this surprise is gonna be great.
I promise.
It's gonna make your shower unforgettable.
Goldie's out of food.
Honey, I think Goldie's had more to eat than we have this week.
Maybe you could just ge me a hint.
Nic, let me do this, okay? Just let me surprise you.
Okay.
You're right.
I mean, I know anything you do, it's gonna be great.
It's not one of those games, is it? Because I hate those games.
I was at this horrible shower where they played this ridiculous game called "water break," and all the women turned into idiots.
Right.
That was my shower.
Right.
Well, that's what I don't want.
Mommy, help! Mommy, my pony! Oh, damn it! - Mommy! My pony! - Come here.
- I want my fish! - I know you want the fish.
Auntie Nic's got the fish.
I want you girls to go outside and play.
But what about my pony? - My pony! - I will get you the pony outside When I get it off of my hand.
Knock, knock.
Oh, hey.
- Everything okay? - Yeah.
Why? Well, what was so bad you couldn't tell me on the phone? Oh, I just I got a memo this morning.
Uh, our C.
E.
O.
is pushing to move up the release date on one of the projects he's developing in-house, and he wants to give them your slot and delay production on "vision state" until next year.
Wait a minute.
Next year? Don't worry.
I'm gonna talk him out of it.
I'm gonna fight for you.
I just thought you should know what's up.
Yeah.
- Can I sit down? - Yes.
You can sit down.
Here.
So how is it at Brian's? Good.
Fine.
I mean, he's being really great about it, but, uh, you know you know, if it's not working out at Brian's, you can always stay at my place.
I wouldn't want to put you out.
Okay.
I just thought when you moved out, it meant that I don't know we would date, you know? Stop sneaking around.
Look, I'm sorry, Suzanne.
I mean, this is a really complicated situation for me.
You know? And I just don't want to drag you into it.
I just don't think that I can do this.
You mean now or at all? At all.
I mean, it nothing that you did.
It's it's just the timing.
I'm really sorry.
Okay, then.
Okay, if we take crescent heights, traffic shouldn't be too bad.
I'm not taking the dog back.
I hate the dog.
You tell me what the surprise is, and I'll keep the dog.
What surprise? I know there's a surprise, Brian, and I don't like them.
You remember when Angelo threw me that surprise birthday party, and I I'd just come in from Tae Bo, and my hair looked like it had motor oil in it? And in every picture my mouth is hanging open like a dead fish.
Stop being a neurotic control freak.
Let's go.
I have a big date.
Okay, Needle.
You're staying here.
So who's the lucky girl tonight? Oh, this girl Sally.
We used to go out.
The one who stole all your stuff and locked you out of your house? No, that was car girl, the one that left me with Needle.
Sally and I met in traffic school.
The one where you faked amnesia to break up with her.
Bye, Needle.
No, no, that's That's fine, Erica.
I'll just I'll see you when you get back.
Okay.
Damn it.
Oh, My God.
I am so sorry.
Are you okay? Hey, you're, uh, you're Summer, right? Uh, I'm sorry.
You must have me confused with someone else, but, but, listen, I'm really sorry I ran into you.
Wait.
You remember me, don't you? Adam, right? Aren't you supsed to be on your honeymoon? You were getting married the next day, right? Yeah, the wedding.
That didn't happen.
Well got cold feet? Something like that.
I really am sorry about your back, but, you know I'm studying to be a chiropractor.
I could work on it for you if you want.
It's the least I can do after plowing you down.
How about, uh, dinner instead? There's this new cuban place on third I wanted to go to.
Uh, I don't usually, um Okay.
Uh, when? Tonight? I have to be at work in an hour.
How about tomorrow night? That's a date.
You know how to find me.
Brian.
Sally? Hey, you look Unbelievable.
Oh, uh, I did the zone after you dumped me.
Dumped you? You must be thinking of some other guy.
Oh, no, it was you.
You used amnesia as an excuse to break up with me? No, I didn't.
Oh, yeah, you did.
You told me that your memory had come back, and that you realized you had a wife and kids in Maine? I don't really remember that.
Oh, well Remember this Assface! What the hell?! Yeah, I feel just like a child Well, I feel just like a child Well, I feel just like a child from my womb to my tomb what's up with your eyes? Hello? What? Wait.
Okay, okay.
We'll be in right away.
- Who was it? - Suzanne.
What's wrong? Is it the game? It's everything, Dave.
I don't understand.
It can't be over.
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry? You said it tested well, through the roof.
I also said our C.
E.
O.
had his own agenda, and I explained it all to Dave yesterday.
You said you were gonna take care of it, that there was nothing to worry about.
Well, this doesn't make any sense.
As of yesterday, everything was looking great, and now we're being shelved indefinitely? What the hell is going on? All I can tell you is Leviathan's going in a different direction.
Right.
It's nothing that you did.
It's just the timing.
I'm real sorry.
If there's anything I can do, I'm always here.
I think you've done enough.
What do we do now? Call our lawyer.
Okay, good.
Here.
Listen up.
"Under the asset purchase agreement, the cocreators will retain a possibility of reversion such that if a particular condition precedent was met within the revisionary period, they were permitted to reacquire the rights to their game for a percentage of the original purchase amount.
" Okay.
In english? Well, basically, it means you can buy your game back.
You're kidding me.
That's in there? I don't know what Jimmy's talking about.
You're a great lawyer.
For the bargain price of $75,000.
You know, I can talk to, uh, Deena.
We got some money put away Money for the girls for college.
It's like, uh, 8 grand.
You're not doing that.
You have a family you have to take care of.
I'll get the money.
How? I'll take care of it.
Brian, man, I don't think that's the way to go, buddy.
Yeah, I don't know, Brian.
I wouldn't go there.
- You'll regret it.
- What choice do I have? I'm not gonna sit back and watch something I love disappear again.
What's up? You, what happened with miss traffic school? We got a winner yet? She aqua-netted him.
Please tell me that's code for kinky sex.
He wishes.
I have bigger things to worry about than some stupid bet.
Can we just call it off? No way.
We're doing the bet.
All right, sweetie, give me a hug.
Honey, would you sit up for a second, please? I just need to Oh, My God.
Goldie died.
I think I gave her too much food.
Daddy usually does it.
Oh, honey, it's not your fault.
Now why didn't you tell me? I was waiting for daddy to get home, so we can do our funeral like we always do.
I wanted to tell you, but every time I talk about daddy, you get mad.
Honey, I'm sorry.
It's always okay to talk about daddy, okay? Okay.
Now you go to bed.
Can we call him and tell him about Goldie? We'll call him in the morning, okay? No, right now.
He'd want to know.
Please? Here you go, sweetie.
Hi, daddy.
It's me.
Goldie died.
We have to do a funeral.
Can you come over? What about tomorrow? I really miss you.
Relax.
I'm trying.
You're just scaring me, that's all.
Don't worry.
I'm a doctor Or at least I will be after I graduate.
Even then, I'm not sure you can actually consider yourself a doctor.
Oh, no.
You're not one of those people, are you? What people? The ones who like to make fun of chiropractors.
Oh, no.
I'm just saying, I don't think you can actually consider yourself a doctor.
If you want to make fun of someone, forget chiropractors.
Try acupuncturists.
They're the real crazy ones.
Really? I didn't, uh, know there was such a rivalry.
Oh, yeah.
It's a whole thing.
It's like the whole east coast/ west coast rap feud.
Well, in that case, I better stay on your good side.
So what happened at your wedding? Why'd you change your mind? (d) Uh, I didn't.
She did, at the church while I was standing there in front of 75 of our closest friends.
So you mean to tell me that this girl, your fiancee, the real doctor, had a guy like you and was she scared to go through with it? "Guy like me"? Oh, you're a catch.
I can tell.
Trust me.
In my job, you learn to tell the good guys from the bad pretty quickly.
Yeah, well, the truth is complicated.
She, uh, she was in love with my Best friend.
I mean, that's what I try to tell myself.
I can't help but wonder sometimes if it was just something about me she decided she didn't want.
I mean, who gets left at the altar, right? Who knew that happened? Adam, if some girl did that to you, it was her problem.
She clearly didn't know what she had.
You should be with someone who loves you and appreciates you and can decapitate you with their bare hands? Well, what can I say? I'm skilled with my hands.
I bet you are.
What do you say we skip dinner tonight and just order in instead? I thought you really wanted to go.
I-I do.
I just thought, you know, we're here.
It's nice.
Did you just ask me up here for sex? No.
No, I Wait a second.
Summer, where are you going? You know, I actually thought we were having a good time.
Well, we were.
Come on, Summer.
You think just because I'm a stripper, I'll sleep with you? - I never said that.
- You didn't have to.
No.
You can't go in there.
Oh, come on, man.
There hasn't been an uncomfortable spooning incident since last week.
- Bri, let me just get - No, it's it's not that.
I mean, maybe it is, but just don't go in there.
You got a lady friend in there? It was an accident, okay? I went to a bar.
You know, to get up the courage to, uh, you know, try and get the money, and, stop thinking about Marjorie, and there she was.
You know, right when I needed somebody to talk to, and she was nicer than I remember.
You know, more calm, less angry.
You know, and she wanted to see the dog.
Car girl? Car girl's in your room right now?! - Keep your voice down.
- Are you insane, Brian? She stole your apartment, man.
She trashed all your stuff.
Dude, it's cool.
She's cool.
She has a boyfriend.
Listen to me.
Did Marjorie screw you up that bad? I'm just trying to do what everyone says.
I mean, this is supposed to make me feel better, right? Having sex with somebody I don't care about? No feelings, no hassles, no strings attached sex.
There's no such thing.
Brian, who are you talking to? Dave, just Dave.
You remember Dave.
Hi, car Karen.
Yeah.
Hi, Dave.
I'm sorry, just I just talked to Tony, and he was kind of crushed.
Tony? Your boyfriend Tony? - My ex-boyfriend Tony.
- Your ex-boyfriend Tony.
I told him it was over.
Can I get a hug? Yeah.
Ivy.
Dave.
We got a winner.
You can go in now.
Hi.
It's been a long time.
Yeah, you got married again, right? 2 years ago.
2 years.
Yeah.
Well, come on.
Sit down.
I'm glad you called.
Charisse says you have a proposal for me.
Well, I'm here about Zap Monkey.
Zap Monkey? Leviathan bought this game we created, but now because of some political crap, they're just gonna sit on it and kill it.
We can buy it back for 75 grand and shop it around, so we're, uh, we're meeting with potential investors.
I have a portfolio.
It's all here.
It tested well on all the major markets, and if you flip to the back page, you'll see some projections.
I'm not interested in projections, Brian.
I'm interested in why you came to me.
I'm here because Dave and I need investor.
I know you never say no to a good investment.
Let's be honest.
You're desperate.
You and I both know you wouldn't come to me if you had any other options.
Look, if you're not interested, it's fine.
I never see you, Brian.
Never hear from you.
I have to get updates on you from your sister, and then you walk in here, and you want me to give you $75,000? Well, you could always call me, dad.
I'm sure you could get my number.
Why? So you can not call me back? Look, I've never asked you for anything.
Not money for a car, an apartment or to pay off my college loans.
If you could just try and get over the past, we could have an actual relationship.
That's a lot to get over.
Just ask mom.
Okay, Brian.
You want my help? I'll give you the same offer I gave you when you graduated college the same offer I gave you when you came out to L.
A.
Come to work for me here.
I have a job.
That's not what I'm asking for.
you're exactly the same as when you were a kid.
How would you know what I was like as a kid? Don't play the guilt card on me.
You've tried that for years.
It doesn't work.
Then I guess we're done here.
Let me tell you something, son.
When I started this company, I used every penny I had.
I took out loans, and I maxed out all my credit cards.
If you don't have the guts to do everything it takes for your company, why should I? Now I've made you an offer.
It's up to you to accept it.
You know I don't wanna come work for you.
Then I guess you're right.
We're done here.
And soon Goldie will be flushed to a better place where she will see all the other goldfish in the sea, and she will swim.
Happily ever after.
That's right.
Three magic sprinkles, please.
1, 2, Prepare to flush.
We need mommy here, too.
Come on, mommy.
I want you to come.
Now we all hold hands.
We all hold hands.
Okay.
Bye, Goldie.
We love you.
Thanks for calling me.
It means a lot.
I did it for the girls.
Next customer, please.
What up? Hey.
Did you get the money or what? Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
It's all good.
Let me call you back.
So between your savings and checking accounts combined, you have a total of $3,700.
Okay.
What if I also wanted to get a cash advance on my credit card? Is that possible? It is.
You have a limit of $15,000 on each.
Can I cash in my C.
D.
S, my I.
R.
A.
? Sir, you know there's a substantial penalty for both.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
I just really need the money.
Do it all.
It isn't tacky, is it? I mean, these were supposed to be for Adam and Marjorie's wedding.
What you call "tacky, I call "recycled.
" Al Gore would approve.
It isn't a stripper, is it? - What? - The surprise.
I mean, 'cause a whole bunch of people were R.
S.
V.
P.
'D from work, and I just want to make sure.
Nicole, I'm not an idiot, okay? I have planned one or two of these things before.
Besides, I know enough to know that Angelo's not gonna want to come home to some guy in a leopard print Angelo? Angelo's coming home? No, he's not.
Oh, My God.
Is that the surprise? When is he coming? I did not say that he He'll be here tonight.
Brian is picking him up from L.
A.
X.
halfway through the shower.
Oh, My God.
I'm finally gonna see my husband.
What am I gonna wear? Everyone is going to kill me.
I just wasn't thinking.
Oh, this stuff with Dave just Dave? I thought I thought you said everything was going well.
It went beyond well.
It just made everything even harder.
I mean, we're family, you know? We're supposed to be working on our marriage, and Dave He just went out, and he ruined everything.
- What? - Nothing, it's just Never mind, it's just It's none of my business Oh, just say it.
Dave didn't ruin anything, honey.
You're the one that told him to go and be with another woman.
I-I know it's not what you wanna hear.
You can't blame Dave for this.
This situation you're in You caused this.
I need to go.
- Oh, Deen, Deen.
No - No, no, no.
No, really, it's fine.
I just I'll see you tonight.
I just need to go.
Picture is burned at the edge You're looking away Looking for what's next But soon enough Soon enough This will all be a memory And soon enough Soon enough This will fade like The photograph - Hi.
- Hi.
What are you doing here? Business affairs call you in for a meeting or something? No, we bought "vision state" back.
Brian and I did.
What? So we're gonna put it back out on the market.
I guess that's it then.
- No, Dave - No, you know what, Suzanne? You said you were gonna fight for us, and then you dumped the game on purpose.
After you dumped me, I'm supposed to fight for you and jeopardize my job for you? I didn't dump you, okay? We both knew exactly what was going on from the start.
You can't deny you had feelings.
No, no, I didn't! I didn't have feelings for you, Suzanne.
Okay, it was just about sex.
That's it.
You knew that.
I mean, did you actually think that I was gonna leave my wife for you? Get away from me.
If you want a lap dance, you'll have to ask somebody else.
No, no, no.
I don't want anything.
I just want to apologize for being an ass the other day.
Uh, this whole wedding thing's kind of screwed me up.
Not that that's an excuse or anything.
And for what it's worth, I think you're gonna make a great "sort of" doctor someday.
Thanks, and thanks for coming by.
Most guys who treat you like crap don't apologize for it.
Well, I'm trying not to be most guys, so I'll see you around, Summer.
It's Heather.
My real name It's Heather.
So you never went, right, to that Cuban place? 'Cause maybe sometime we could go.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Okay.
So I'm updating my profile.
Um, which picture of us do you Do you like better? Babe! I know it's not your best angle.
Did you leave the computer at the office on? No.
Why? Because it says here you're signed on to the server.
Probably a glitch.
No, it says you're online downloading something, or your account is.
Hey, I'm in the middle of something.
Let me see.
yeah, I'm log in.
It's the game.
Someone's grabbing it.
What, like someone's logged in as you? Someone is logged in as me And downloading it somewhere.
Where? What's the I.
P.
Address? Oh, I can't tell.
It's encrypted.
Do something.
We have to do something.
- Okay, I'm trying.
- Who would do this to us? You can't even access it without the password.
Suzanne.
I gave Suzanne the password.
See where it went.
Oh, My God.
It uploaded to a free gaming site.
It it it's getting hits.
People are downloading it.
- Is that bad? - It's terrible.
If everyone's getting it for free, no one's gonna buy it.
It's worse than that.
It's the prototype.
It's all the code, and and anyone can access it.
It millions of dollars.
It's all of our hard work, and it's gone.
I'm just gonna be in the other room finishing my profile.
I don't get it.
Who would do this to us? I told you.
Suzanne.
That doesn't even make any sense.
They decided not to push the game.
What does she care what we do with it? 'Cause I slept with her.
What? Yeah, during the open marriage And then after.
Recently.
Wait.
You and Suzanne were sleeping together? Yeah.
Deena found out, kicked me out of the house.
That's why I'm here.
Hold on, hold on.
If you were sleeping with Suzanne I was sleeping with Suzanne.
I ended things a couple days ago.
How could you keep this from me? I tell you everything.
I told you about my feelings for Marjorie, about the night before the wedding I know, okay? I screwed up.
You're not only having an affair, but you're doing it with the one person that holds the fate of our company in her hands, Dave.
I did everything I could to get us that money! I'm gonna talk to your dad, okay? I'm gonna find a way to pay him back.
It was my money, Dave! Okay?! It was not my dad's! It was every penny I had and then some! And then some more! And now it's gone, all of it! Hey, man, got bad news.
The shower's only half over? Worse.
The D.
A.
isn't dropping the charge against you and Brian.
- You gotta go to court.
- Great! It's a monitor, so I can spy on my child.
How are you? I really need to tell you something.
I don't want to do this right now.
I wish it wasn't like this.
Me, too.
I don't know what I wanted with the open marriage.
I thought we could pretend we were young.
Maybe I just wanted to be a kid again because I felt so Old and Boring.
Sometimes you start something with the best of intentions, and you actually believe that you're doing the right thing, and you never could imagine that it would become what it becomes, that it would just spiral into something so horrible and irreversible and damaging, and you just can't go back and make it right.
Does any of this make any sense to you? I have been blaming you for Suzanne For everything, but I'm the one who destroyed this marriage.
I did.
I can't do this anymore.
We lost the company today.
Zap Monkey Is dead.
- What?! - I called things off with Suzanne.
You know, I never wanted to sleep with her.
I only did it because of you and Richard, so that we'd be even, so you wouldn't be cheating on me, so I didn't feel like, I don't know, more of a loser than you already made me feel.
I guess me breaking up with her pissed her off, and she killed the game.
Everything we did, everything we worked on, everything we built It's down the drain.
And you know what? I really don't know whose fault it is.
And I don't care.
We're out of options.
So you think It's over? Yeah.
It's over.
Dave and Suzanne? I mean, what was he thinking? The game was on the line, and all those months I mean, Dave and Suzanne.
I think we should do something really fun this weekend.
Karen, I just lost all my money.
I can't afford fun.
You know what, Brian? You don't seem very into me.
We're 5 minutes from L.
A.
X.
What terminal again? I-I-I'm sorry.
Who? Yes.
Brian Davis.
I'm his brother-in-law.
Pull over.
Pull over.
Pull over! Why? What's going on? That was the police calling from Angelo's phone.
There's been some sort of car accident.
Is he okay? He's dead.
You look really beautiful.
Thanks.
I bought it.
I just bought it, and what's Ange gonna think when he sees me like this? I think he's gonna wonder how he stayed away so long.
One person from each team is gonna grab a balloon.
You're gonna go outside, stand on opposite sides of the pool, and one person is gonna throw the balloon over Hey.
It's Brian! In spite of the joy to me you bring but my mind still worries What is it? That a love so bright could be my doom.
.
What's wrong? So only speak of just one thing And you'll promise me Where's Angelo? That you'll wait for me 'Cause I'll be home soon
I'm Summer.
Want a lap dance? Yes.
Yes, please.
When's the big day? Tomorrow.
Oh, she's gone.
Brian, you might want to get down to Ivy's before your friend gets his face rearranged.
Okay, guys.
It's okay.
When does Angelo's plane get in? He has to work on his stupid movie.
The guy gets one role, and suddenly he's the Brad Pitt of Italy.
I think about you all the time.
And I finally get to meet the famous Suzanne.
You let me stand there and be nice to a woman you were sleeping with.
Tomorrow morning you should start looking for a place to live.
Seriously, you have to stop.
I'm sorry, dude.
Was I snoring? I need to get those strips.
This is the third time this week you've crawled into bed with me.
What's wrong with the couch? Nothing, if you like searing back pain.
Oh, buddy, excuse me.
I'm just gonna grab my toothbrush.
Where's the toothpaste? Oh, yeah.
What's up with the mousse? It adds volume while conditioning, okay? A girl I dated left it.
You know, back when I actually used to date, and someone other than you was sleeping in my bed.
This roommate thing's gotta be taking a bite out of your dating life, huh? Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
You know what you got to do, man? You gotta get back in the game, buddy.
You talked to Deena lately? Just about the girls.
Every time I try to bring up something about us, you know, she does her whole stonewalling thing.
I still don't get why she kicked you out.
I mean, it's not like something changed.
Did it? No.
Nothing changed.
Just brought up the whole open marriage thing, you know, stuff in the past, and she just said she was done, wanted me to find a new place.
Oh, you still love her? I'll always love her, dude.
Well, then you'll work it out.
And until then you can stay here as long as you want.
Thanks, buddy.
- On the couch.
- On the couch.
Is this enough, mommy? Mommy, I'm hungry.
Is this enough? Is this enough, mommy? Daddy makes our initials.
Well, mommy makes circles.
Okay? Honey, please come and eat.
Your pancakes are gonna get cold.
Is daddy taking me to school? No, it's daddy's turn tomorrow.
Remember? But I want daddy to take me today.
Daddy's not here right now.
He's staying at uncle Brian's.
Remember? We talked about this.
But daddies are supposed to sleep at home.
Well, your daddy is on a time-out.
But time-outs are only supposed to be 5 minutes.
How long is this one? Well, uh Daddy and I, we, uh, go see a man, uh, a-a doctor, and he helps us try to figure things out, so I will talk to dr.
Bill and tell you what he says, okay? Is Bill his first name or his last name? It's his first name.
Now please eat.
Come on.
Food.
Take a walk downtown Okay.
Drunk and disorderly charge That's fairly minor.
Property damage to the bar's approximately $500 and, uh The big question is will they file assault charges against the 2 of you? Assault charges? I was provoked.
You were there.
Ask Ivy.
Ask anyone who was in the bar.
Are you sure you can handle this? I mean, maybe I should defend myself.
Adam, Adam, relax.
All right? I'll get the charges dropped.
I went to law school with the prosecutor from the case.
I got better grades than you did.
Angelo's coming in on saturday, so he'll be here for the shower.
Don't tell my sister.
It's a surprise.
What time should Jimmy and I be there? Jimmy doesn't do baby showers.
You're going, and, um, Ivy doesn't like people who talk in the third person.
Yeah, who throws a coed baby shower anyway? - You don't have to come.
- Oh, yeah, you do.
It's a great place to meet nice single girls.
Oh, well, I'm taking a break from nice single girls.
Okay, well, what about, um, slutty, slightly desperate girls? Oh, you're gonna be there, too? Funny.
That girl over there just bought you that beer.
Yeah, not my type.
You know what you guys need to do? You need to get back out there.
Look around.
There's lots of girls, lots of fish in the sea.
There's younger fish, hotter fish, fish that won't leave you at the altar? I don't think either one of us is ready for a relationship.
Who said anything about a relationship? I'm talking about sex Good, old-fashioned, no strings attached sex.
I don't know.
How's this for motivation? The last one to have sex pays the $500 in bar damages you guys owe me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're actually advocating for them to have a one night stand? No, I'm advocating for them to get over this post-Marjorie slump.
Look, we're just getting back on track.
Some stupid competition's the last thing we need.
You know what? I'm in.
What? Ivy's right.
You fall off a horse, the best thing to do is get right back up on a Hotter one.
You can get right back on whatever you want, but count me out.
- 'Cause you know you'll lose.
- I wouldn't lose.
I just don't think it's a good idea.
- 'Cause you know you'll lose.
- Fine.
I'm in.
Oh, good.
That's perfect.
I can't even believe this.
Single guys get to have all the fun.
Did you want to play? No, I'm, um can I? Yeah, so okay, so from this moment on, you won't have sex unless Brian or Adam does.
Hold it, baby.
That's that's not what I meant.
Anybody gonna say anything? I think you should say something, Deena.
We should talk about this.
What do you want me to say, Dave? I don't know.
You know, your feelings.
How many times did you do it with her? Is that technically a feeling? Deena, just as an exercise, do you think you can step outside of yourself at all to look at the situation from Dave's perspective? No.
It's unbelievable.
All these months, you've been asking me to understand you, and the first time that I ask you to understand me, and you can't do it.
You know why? What? Why? 'Cause I don't think you want to.
I think deep down inside, you want out.
You wanted out for a long time, and now this is your excuse 'cause you can play the victim.
Oh, Deena's the victim.
You were the one who started it up again, Dave.
Not me.
You did that.
Perhaps you are the one who wanted to blow things up again.
Hey, Bill, you want to jump in here? Feel free to chime in.
Maybe you should stop.
I agree.
I think we should stop.
I mean, if this is gonna be your attitude then, you know, why even go to therapy? Well, not just therapy.
I mean, the marriage.
You're giving up on us? Are you even allowed to say that? Well, I'm merely pointing out one of your options, and right now if you can't get past what happened, then for the sake of your kids and for each other, it may be time to consider that your marriage is over.
Number two, you can't pay for sex.
Don't you think you're going a little overboard with all this? Hey, look, bet or no bet, dwelling on the past is not gonna change it.
And having random, meaningless sex doesn't make you forget it.
Why are you being such a girl about this? Seriously, I-I-I need to shake her off.
I need motivation to not sit at home and think about her.
All right.
I will try my hardest to get laid, but only to help you.
Okay, number three, either one of us closes the deal, we call Ivy immediately.
Will you two please stop yammering and start dialing some women? Fine, but no calling till after lunch.
Hey, Melissa.
It's me, Brian Davis.
Stupid area code change.
- How you been? - Hey, long time.
Yeah, I know.
I was just thinking it's been a while.
Come on.
- Got another call? - Yeah, hang on.
No No, no, no.
Get it.
- Hello? - Melissa, hi.
It's Adam Hillman.
Hi.
Yeah, I was just calling to see how things have been going.
I'm on the phone with a friend of yours.
- Really? - Yeah, it's a little weird.
Yeah, that that is weird.
- Now hold on, okay? - Sure.
- Hey.
- Yeah, that's Adam.
I gotta go.
Wow.
What a coincidence.
- Yeah.
- Anyway, um Hello? Nice try, sucker.
It's just, you know, I hate surprises.
I know you do, but this surprise is gonna be great.
I promise.
It's gonna make your shower unforgettable.
Goldie's out of food.
Honey, I think Goldie's had more to eat than we have this week.
Maybe you could just ge me a hint.
Nic, let me do this, okay? Just let me surprise you.
Okay.
You're right.
I mean, I know anything you do, it's gonna be great.
It's not one of those games, is it? Because I hate those games.
I was at this horrible shower where they played this ridiculous game called "water break," and all the women turned into idiots.
Right.
That was my shower.
Right.
Well, that's what I don't want.
Mommy, help! Mommy, my pony! Oh, damn it! - Mommy! My pony! - Come here.
- I want my fish! - I know you want the fish.
Auntie Nic's got the fish.
I want you girls to go outside and play.
But what about my pony? - My pony! - I will get you the pony outside When I get it off of my hand.
Knock, knock.
Oh, hey.
- Everything okay? - Yeah.
Why? Well, what was so bad you couldn't tell me on the phone? Oh, I just I got a memo this morning.
Uh, our C.
E.
O.
is pushing to move up the release date on one of the projects he's developing in-house, and he wants to give them your slot and delay production on "vision state" until next year.
Wait a minute.
Next year? Don't worry.
I'm gonna talk him out of it.
I'm gonna fight for you.
I just thought you should know what's up.
Yeah.
- Can I sit down? - Yes.
You can sit down.
Here.
So how is it at Brian's? Good.
Fine.
I mean, he's being really great about it, but, uh, you know you know, if it's not working out at Brian's, you can always stay at my place.
I wouldn't want to put you out.
Okay.
I just thought when you moved out, it meant that I don't know we would date, you know? Stop sneaking around.
Look, I'm sorry, Suzanne.
I mean, this is a really complicated situation for me.
You know? And I just don't want to drag you into it.
I just don't think that I can do this.
You mean now or at all? At all.
I mean, it nothing that you did.
It's it's just the timing.
I'm really sorry.
Okay, then.
Okay, if we take crescent heights, traffic shouldn't be too bad.
I'm not taking the dog back.
I hate the dog.
You tell me what the surprise is, and I'll keep the dog.
What surprise? I know there's a surprise, Brian, and I don't like them.
You remember when Angelo threw me that surprise birthday party, and I I'd just come in from Tae Bo, and my hair looked like it had motor oil in it? And in every picture my mouth is hanging open like a dead fish.
Stop being a neurotic control freak.
Let's go.
I have a big date.
Okay, Needle.
You're staying here.
So who's the lucky girl tonight? Oh, this girl Sally.
We used to go out.
The one who stole all your stuff and locked you out of your house? No, that was car girl, the one that left me with Needle.
Sally and I met in traffic school.
The one where you faked amnesia to break up with her.
Bye, Needle.
No, no, that's That's fine, Erica.
I'll just I'll see you when you get back.
Okay.
Damn it.
Oh, My God.
I am so sorry.
Are you okay? Hey, you're, uh, you're Summer, right? Uh, I'm sorry.
You must have me confused with someone else, but, but, listen, I'm really sorry I ran into you.
Wait.
You remember me, don't you? Adam, right? Aren't you supsed to be on your honeymoon? You were getting married the next day, right? Yeah, the wedding.
That didn't happen.
Well got cold feet? Something like that.
I really am sorry about your back, but, you know I'm studying to be a chiropractor.
I could work on it for you if you want.
It's the least I can do after plowing you down.
How about, uh, dinner instead? There's this new cuban place on third I wanted to go to.
Uh, I don't usually, um Okay.
Uh, when? Tonight? I have to be at work in an hour.
How about tomorrow night? That's a date.
You know how to find me.
Brian.
Sally? Hey, you look Unbelievable.
Oh, uh, I did the zone after you dumped me.
Dumped you? You must be thinking of some other guy.
Oh, no, it was you.
You used amnesia as an excuse to break up with me? No, I didn't.
Oh, yeah, you did.
You told me that your memory had come back, and that you realized you had a wife and kids in Maine? I don't really remember that.
Oh, well Remember this Assface! What the hell?! Yeah, I feel just like a child Well, I feel just like a child Well, I feel just like a child from my womb to my tomb what's up with your eyes? Hello? What? Wait.
Okay, okay.
We'll be in right away.
- Who was it? - Suzanne.
What's wrong? Is it the game? It's everything, Dave.
I don't understand.
It can't be over.
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry? You said it tested well, through the roof.
I also said our C.
E.
O.
had his own agenda, and I explained it all to Dave yesterday.
You said you were gonna take care of it, that there was nothing to worry about.
Well, this doesn't make any sense.
As of yesterday, everything was looking great, and now we're being shelved indefinitely? What the hell is going on? All I can tell you is Leviathan's going in a different direction.
Right.
It's nothing that you did.
It's just the timing.
I'm real sorry.
If there's anything I can do, I'm always here.
I think you've done enough.
What do we do now? Call our lawyer.
Okay, good.
Here.
Listen up.
"Under the asset purchase agreement, the cocreators will retain a possibility of reversion such that if a particular condition precedent was met within the revisionary period, they were permitted to reacquire the rights to their game for a percentage of the original purchase amount.
" Okay.
In english? Well, basically, it means you can buy your game back.
You're kidding me.
That's in there? I don't know what Jimmy's talking about.
You're a great lawyer.
For the bargain price of $75,000.
You know, I can talk to, uh, Deena.
We got some money put away Money for the girls for college.
It's like, uh, 8 grand.
You're not doing that.
You have a family you have to take care of.
I'll get the money.
How? I'll take care of it.
Brian, man, I don't think that's the way to go, buddy.
Yeah, I don't know, Brian.
I wouldn't go there.
- You'll regret it.
- What choice do I have? I'm not gonna sit back and watch something I love disappear again.
What's up? You, what happened with miss traffic school? We got a winner yet? She aqua-netted him.
Please tell me that's code for kinky sex.
He wishes.
I have bigger things to worry about than some stupid bet.
Can we just call it off? No way.
We're doing the bet.
All right, sweetie, give me a hug.
Honey, would you sit up for a second, please? I just need to Oh, My God.
Goldie died.
I think I gave her too much food.
Daddy usually does it.
Oh, honey, it's not your fault.
Now why didn't you tell me? I was waiting for daddy to get home, so we can do our funeral like we always do.
I wanted to tell you, but every time I talk about daddy, you get mad.
Honey, I'm sorry.
It's always okay to talk about daddy, okay? Okay.
Now you go to bed.
Can we call him and tell him about Goldie? We'll call him in the morning, okay? No, right now.
He'd want to know.
Please? Here you go, sweetie.
Hi, daddy.
It's me.
Goldie died.
We have to do a funeral.
Can you come over? What about tomorrow? I really miss you.
Relax.
I'm trying.
You're just scaring me, that's all.
Don't worry.
I'm a doctor Or at least I will be after I graduate.
Even then, I'm not sure you can actually consider yourself a doctor.
Oh, no.
You're not one of those people, are you? What people? The ones who like to make fun of chiropractors.
Oh, no.
I'm just saying, I don't think you can actually consider yourself a doctor.
If you want to make fun of someone, forget chiropractors.
Try acupuncturists.
They're the real crazy ones.
Really? I didn't, uh, know there was such a rivalry.
Oh, yeah.
It's a whole thing.
It's like the whole east coast/ west coast rap feud.
Well, in that case, I better stay on your good side.
So what happened at your wedding? Why'd you change your mind? (d) Uh, I didn't.
She did, at the church while I was standing there in front of 75 of our closest friends.
So you mean to tell me that this girl, your fiancee, the real doctor, had a guy like you and was she scared to go through with it? "Guy like me"? Oh, you're a catch.
I can tell.
Trust me.
In my job, you learn to tell the good guys from the bad pretty quickly.
Yeah, well, the truth is complicated.
She, uh, she was in love with my Best friend.
I mean, that's what I try to tell myself.
I can't help but wonder sometimes if it was just something about me she decided she didn't want.
I mean, who gets left at the altar, right? Who knew that happened? Adam, if some girl did that to you, it was her problem.
She clearly didn't know what she had.
You should be with someone who loves you and appreciates you and can decapitate you with their bare hands? Well, what can I say? I'm skilled with my hands.
I bet you are.
What do you say we skip dinner tonight and just order in instead? I thought you really wanted to go.
I-I do.
I just thought, you know, we're here.
It's nice.
Did you just ask me up here for sex? No.
No, I Wait a second.
Summer, where are you going? You know, I actually thought we were having a good time.
Well, we were.
Come on, Summer.
You think just because I'm a stripper, I'll sleep with you? - I never said that.
- You didn't have to.
No.
You can't go in there.
Oh, come on, man.
There hasn't been an uncomfortable spooning incident since last week.
- Bri, let me just get - No, it's it's not that.
I mean, maybe it is, but just don't go in there.
You got a lady friend in there? It was an accident, okay? I went to a bar.
You know, to get up the courage to, uh, you know, try and get the money, and, stop thinking about Marjorie, and there she was.
You know, right when I needed somebody to talk to, and she was nicer than I remember.
You know, more calm, less angry.
You know, and she wanted to see the dog.
Car girl? Car girl's in your room right now?! - Keep your voice down.
- Are you insane, Brian? She stole your apartment, man.
She trashed all your stuff.
Dude, it's cool.
She's cool.
She has a boyfriend.
Listen to me.
Did Marjorie screw you up that bad? I'm just trying to do what everyone says.
I mean, this is supposed to make me feel better, right? Having sex with somebody I don't care about? No feelings, no hassles, no strings attached sex.
There's no such thing.
Brian, who are you talking to? Dave, just Dave.
You remember Dave.
Hi, car Karen.
Yeah.
Hi, Dave.
I'm sorry, just I just talked to Tony, and he was kind of crushed.
Tony? Your boyfriend Tony? - My ex-boyfriend Tony.
- Your ex-boyfriend Tony.
I told him it was over.
Can I get a hug? Yeah.
Ivy.
Dave.
We got a winner.
You can go in now.
Hi.
It's been a long time.
Yeah, you got married again, right? 2 years ago.
2 years.
Yeah.
Well, come on.
Sit down.
I'm glad you called.
Charisse says you have a proposal for me.
Well, I'm here about Zap Monkey.
Zap Monkey? Leviathan bought this game we created, but now because of some political crap, they're just gonna sit on it and kill it.
We can buy it back for 75 grand and shop it around, so we're, uh, we're meeting with potential investors.
I have a portfolio.
It's all here.
It tested well on all the major markets, and if you flip to the back page, you'll see some projections.
I'm not interested in projections, Brian.
I'm interested in why you came to me.
I'm here because Dave and I need investor.
I know you never say no to a good investment.
Let's be honest.
You're desperate.
You and I both know you wouldn't come to me if you had any other options.
Look, if you're not interested, it's fine.
I never see you, Brian.
Never hear from you.
I have to get updates on you from your sister, and then you walk in here, and you want me to give you $75,000? Well, you could always call me, dad.
I'm sure you could get my number.
Why? So you can not call me back? Look, I've never asked you for anything.
Not money for a car, an apartment or to pay off my college loans.
If you could just try and get over the past, we could have an actual relationship.
That's a lot to get over.
Just ask mom.
Okay, Brian.
You want my help? I'll give you the same offer I gave you when you graduated college the same offer I gave you when you came out to L.
A.
Come to work for me here.
I have a job.
That's not what I'm asking for.
you're exactly the same as when you were a kid.
How would you know what I was like as a kid? Don't play the guilt card on me.
You've tried that for years.
It doesn't work.
Then I guess we're done here.
Let me tell you something, son.
When I started this company, I used every penny I had.
I took out loans, and I maxed out all my credit cards.
If you don't have the guts to do everything it takes for your company, why should I? Now I've made you an offer.
It's up to you to accept it.
You know I don't wanna come work for you.
Then I guess you're right.
We're done here.
And soon Goldie will be flushed to a better place where she will see all the other goldfish in the sea, and she will swim.
Happily ever after.
That's right.
Three magic sprinkles, please.
1, 2, Prepare to flush.
We need mommy here, too.
Come on, mommy.
I want you to come.
Now we all hold hands.
We all hold hands.
Okay.
Bye, Goldie.
We love you.
Thanks for calling me.
It means a lot.
I did it for the girls.
Next customer, please.
What up? Hey.
Did you get the money or what? Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
It's all good.
Let me call you back.
So between your savings and checking accounts combined, you have a total of $3,700.
Okay.
What if I also wanted to get a cash advance on my credit card? Is that possible? It is.
You have a limit of $15,000 on each.
Can I cash in my C.
D.
S, my I.
R.
A.
? Sir, you know there's a substantial penalty for both.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
I just really need the money.
Do it all.
It isn't tacky, is it? I mean, these were supposed to be for Adam and Marjorie's wedding.
What you call "tacky, I call "recycled.
" Al Gore would approve.
It isn't a stripper, is it? - What? - The surprise.
I mean, 'cause a whole bunch of people were R.
S.
V.
P.
'D from work, and I just want to make sure.
Nicole, I'm not an idiot, okay? I have planned one or two of these things before.
Besides, I know enough to know that Angelo's not gonna want to come home to some guy in a leopard print Angelo? Angelo's coming home? No, he's not.
Oh, My God.
Is that the surprise? When is he coming? I did not say that he He'll be here tonight.
Brian is picking him up from L.
A.
X.
halfway through the shower.
Oh, My God.
I'm finally gonna see my husband.
What am I gonna wear? Everyone is going to kill me.
I just wasn't thinking.
Oh, this stuff with Dave just Dave? I thought I thought you said everything was going well.
It went beyond well.
It just made everything even harder.
I mean, we're family, you know? We're supposed to be working on our marriage, and Dave He just went out, and he ruined everything.
- What? - Nothing, it's just Never mind, it's just It's none of my business Oh, just say it.
Dave didn't ruin anything, honey.
You're the one that told him to go and be with another woman.
I-I know it's not what you wanna hear.
You can't blame Dave for this.
This situation you're in You caused this.
I need to go.
- Oh, Deen, Deen.
No - No, no, no.
No, really, it's fine.
I just I'll see you tonight.
I just need to go.
Picture is burned at the edge You're looking away Looking for what's next But soon enough Soon enough This will all be a memory And soon enough Soon enough This will fade like The photograph - Hi.
- Hi.
What are you doing here? Business affairs call you in for a meeting or something? No, we bought "vision state" back.
Brian and I did.
What? So we're gonna put it back out on the market.
I guess that's it then.
- No, Dave - No, you know what, Suzanne? You said you were gonna fight for us, and then you dumped the game on purpose.
After you dumped me, I'm supposed to fight for you and jeopardize my job for you? I didn't dump you, okay? We both knew exactly what was going on from the start.
You can't deny you had feelings.
No, no, I didn't! I didn't have feelings for you, Suzanne.
Okay, it was just about sex.
That's it.
You knew that.
I mean, did you actually think that I was gonna leave my wife for you? Get away from me.
If you want a lap dance, you'll have to ask somebody else.
No, no, no.
I don't want anything.
I just want to apologize for being an ass the other day.
Uh, this whole wedding thing's kind of screwed me up.
Not that that's an excuse or anything.
And for what it's worth, I think you're gonna make a great "sort of" doctor someday.
Thanks, and thanks for coming by.
Most guys who treat you like crap don't apologize for it.
Well, I'm trying not to be most guys, so I'll see you around, Summer.
It's Heather.
My real name It's Heather.
So you never went, right, to that Cuban place? 'Cause maybe sometime we could go.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Okay.
So I'm updating my profile.
Um, which picture of us do you Do you like better? Babe! I know it's not your best angle.
Did you leave the computer at the office on? No.
Why? Because it says here you're signed on to the server.
Probably a glitch.
No, it says you're online downloading something, or your account is.
Hey, I'm in the middle of something.
Let me see.
yeah, I'm log in.
It's the game.
Someone's grabbing it.
What, like someone's logged in as you? Someone is logged in as me And downloading it somewhere.
Where? What's the I.
P.
Address? Oh, I can't tell.
It's encrypted.
Do something.
We have to do something.
- Okay, I'm trying.
- Who would do this to us? You can't even access it without the password.
Suzanne.
I gave Suzanne the password.
See where it went.
Oh, My God.
It uploaded to a free gaming site.
It it it's getting hits.
People are downloading it.
- Is that bad? - It's terrible.
If everyone's getting it for free, no one's gonna buy it.
It's worse than that.
It's the prototype.
It's all the code, and and anyone can access it.
It millions of dollars.
It's all of our hard work, and it's gone.
I'm just gonna be in the other room finishing my profile.
I don't get it.
Who would do this to us? I told you.
Suzanne.
That doesn't even make any sense.
They decided not to push the game.
What does she care what we do with it? 'Cause I slept with her.
What? Yeah, during the open marriage And then after.
Recently.
Wait.
You and Suzanne were sleeping together? Yeah.
Deena found out, kicked me out of the house.
That's why I'm here.
Hold on, hold on.
If you were sleeping with Suzanne I was sleeping with Suzanne.
I ended things a couple days ago.
How could you keep this from me? I tell you everything.
I told you about my feelings for Marjorie, about the night before the wedding I know, okay? I screwed up.
You're not only having an affair, but you're doing it with the one person that holds the fate of our company in her hands, Dave.
I did everything I could to get us that money! I'm gonna talk to your dad, okay? I'm gonna find a way to pay him back.
It was my money, Dave! Okay?! It was not my dad's! It was every penny I had and then some! And then some more! And now it's gone, all of it! Hey, man, got bad news.
The shower's only half over? Worse.
The D.
A.
isn't dropping the charge against you and Brian.
- You gotta go to court.
- Great! It's a monitor, so I can spy on my child.
How are you? I really need to tell you something.
I don't want to do this right now.
I wish it wasn't like this.
Me, too.
I don't know what I wanted with the open marriage.
I thought we could pretend we were young.
Maybe I just wanted to be a kid again because I felt so Old and Boring.
Sometimes you start something with the best of intentions, and you actually believe that you're doing the right thing, and you never could imagine that it would become what it becomes, that it would just spiral into something so horrible and irreversible and damaging, and you just can't go back and make it right.
Does any of this make any sense to you? I have been blaming you for Suzanne For everything, but I'm the one who destroyed this marriage.
I did.
I can't do this anymore.
We lost the company today.
Zap Monkey Is dead.
- What?! - I called things off with Suzanne.
You know, I never wanted to sleep with her.
I only did it because of you and Richard, so that we'd be even, so you wouldn't be cheating on me, so I didn't feel like, I don't know, more of a loser than you already made me feel.
I guess me breaking up with her pissed her off, and she killed the game.
Everything we did, everything we worked on, everything we built It's down the drain.
And you know what? I really don't know whose fault it is.
And I don't care.
We're out of options.
So you think It's over? Yeah.
It's over.
Dave and Suzanne? I mean, what was he thinking? The game was on the line, and all those months I mean, Dave and Suzanne.
I think we should do something really fun this weekend.
Karen, I just lost all my money.
I can't afford fun.
You know what, Brian? You don't seem very into me.
We're 5 minutes from L.
A.
X.
What terminal again? I-I-I'm sorry.
Who? Yes.
Brian Davis.
I'm his brother-in-law.
Pull over.
Pull over.
Pull over! Why? What's going on? That was the police calling from Angelo's phone.
There's been some sort of car accident.
Is he okay? He's dead.
You look really beautiful.
Thanks.
I bought it.
I just bought it, and what's Ange gonna think when he sees me like this? I think he's gonna wonder how he stayed away so long.
One person from each team is gonna grab a balloon.
You're gonna go outside, stand on opposite sides of the pool, and one person is gonna throw the balloon over Hey.
It's Brian! In spite of the joy to me you bring but my mind still worries What is it? That a love so bright could be my doom.
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What's wrong? So only speak of just one thing And you'll promise me Where's Angelo? That you'll wait for me 'Cause I'll be home soon