Youngers (2013) s02e08 Episode Script

Hook of Revelations

1 If all you wanna be is some man's girl that's your business.
Looking piff.
I'm concerned my brother Yemi's being corrupted by worldliness.
We're gonna do some big tings here, Ash.
You and me.
Like old times.
- You're signing Bangs? - What happened to keeping it real? Where's Ashley? Exactly.
Where is he? Fury's here and he wants to help.
How's things with you and Marl-On? - It's OK.
- Just OK? 93.
2 Maximus FM.
Tonight we're at the exclusive launch of Rye Lane Studios, broadcasting live, for one night only and featuring some of the freshest young talent about.
The Bad Breeds, the Youngers and of course the new king of the dancehall, badabada-BANGS! You'll hear me, Nitro Fyre, playing the finest tunes and introducing you to the hottest sounds of the south! Oh, man! Excellent, hold that.
Excellent, keep that.
What you looking at?! Stay away from Davina, you hear me? Man's just trying to wait for his group, innit.
She told me about you two in the past.
How you messed her up.
So if I see you trying something again Imma look for you, Imma find you and Imma merk you.
You understand? - What's going on? - Nah, nut'ink, babes.
I've been slipping recently.
And I know I should be treating you like a queen 24/7.
And what's all this? You know, I'm trying to show you that I can do the sophisticated thing.
Come.
I'll wait for Yemz, innit.
Go on.
So who else is going bowling? Erm, just some guys from church.
Abena? No no, Abena's busy tonight.
OK.
Enjoy yourself.
But be good and be sensible.
Yes, Mum.
It means a lot to me that you're here for the launch, babe.
Real talk.
But I'm gonna have to level with you.
I haven't been completely honest.
I haven't been handling things by myself.
I've kind of been getting a bit of help from man like Benny.
And, like, I knew what you were gonna say so that's why I didn't even bother telling you at the beginning.
He's a criminal! He's a changed man.
He's like me.
Ashley, come on, mate! There's paparazzi and everything.
Linkster! Yo, cuz.
You know what, we can talk about this in a second.
Yeah, 'course.
Smile for the camera, let them see your pearly whites.
Jay.
Look at the white blazer, the purple dress.
I like it.
Sorry, I'm late, man.
That's what happens when you get a wifey, innit.
Actually, it was me waiting for him to finish off his chores.
"What chores were you doing today, Yemi? Oh, Yemi?" Hey, Davina.
Um, Davina-Abena.
Oh, so this is the lady putting a smile on your face.
Yeah, and that ain't all she's done! Jay, man! I had to do it.
All right, I had to do it.
Check out what they've done with the place.
Yeah, it looks sick.
Louise, you're looking 99.
9% perfect tonight.
Your only mistake, coming with this ugly breeder.
Stop that.
I didn't know there was going to be catering.
Yeah, that's my uncle Dutchy.
Dutchy? New Cross Dutchy? Manu say he close down the shop? Dutchy only close for a likkle refurbishment.
Still serves the best jerk in the whole of the L-O-N-D! You want some? No, thank you, I'm not hungry.
You ready to tell him about Boss Fury? Well, not now because we can't interrupt his business as Benny will shank us.
- "Shank" you? - He's just being melodramatic.
Yo! Yo! Yo! How are you, sir? How you doin'? So, I've got good news for you lot.
I passed Hotter Than The Sun to some contacts I've got in the A&R world.
And, well, let's just say, the feedback was good.
How good? Interested in signing you up kinda good! Know what I'm saying bro', cash money, baby! Whoa, whoa.
But what about Ash? What about Ash, Yemz? What about Ash? Yo! I gotta get some of that.
You gotta work up a sweat to this, babes! - You know what, you want a drink? - Yes, please.
All right, cool.
- What have you done to him? - Who? Marl-On.
How did you get him to dress up like that? I didn't.
He just came like that.
Is it? He must be whipped boi! In the four and a half years I've been with Ashley I can't even get him to change his socks.
Wait? Four and a half years? Yeah.
It goes so quick, you guys will see.
Oh, chicken! Your stomach will thank me later.
Is something wrong with my food? No, no.
It's scrumptious.
Scrumptious.
Maximus FM.
93.
2 Maximus FM.
Yeah, I need to do a couple of shout outs still.
Shout out man like Ashley, Lady Louise and their newborn baby girl Nia! Oh, bless, oh, bless, oh, bless! Yeah, yeah.
And also, shout out to Diva.
"You're always looking fine and you'll always be mine".
Cupid's most definitely in the building people! Let's go.
Maximus FM! What you doing, man, get off me.
Just so that you know, I'm gonna break up with Failia tonight.
What you talking about? You said, when we did what we did that you two have already broke up.
Did I? Stay away from me, yeah.
You're weird.
You're so British! What? You trying to say I ain't no got rhythm, yeah! Are you sure this isn't anything to do with the youth of Praise International Ministries Pentecostal Church? No.
Sometimes they call it P-I-M-P.
This is invitation only.
Excuse me, where do you think you're going? Little girl, do you know who you're talking to? The first artists to perform live at Rye Lane Studios are coming up.
You know what? This track needs a rewind.
You know that.
Olayemi Olubumi Akinfenwa Taiwo, what is the meaning of all this? Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Get off me, Joe.
I'm going to ask you this once and once only.
Are you still a virgin? Bam! Greetings bredrins and sistrins! You see that.
That's what you call quiet respect.
Yo, check it.
MC Marl-On, you get me? Ring leader.
Bad breeder.
Salute.
Yo, get ready for my ting See how you've been lying to me and allowed yourself to be corrupted! And now you want to bring shame to the Pastor's daughter.
Mum, that's not fair.
Let's go.
I'm taking you to your father.
- He needs to know about this! - He'll send me back to Ghana.
That's your business.
And you, you're banned from seeing that Jay ever again! - What's Jay got to do with anything? - Everything, Yemi! It's not about Jay, this is about me and Abena.
No, it's about you, and your worldliness! This is the last time you're seeing Abena! Mum, this has got nothing to do with worldliness.
I love her.
You lot was born yesterday.
What do you know about love? Yeah, I'm not kid anymore! Just stop with your nonsense and let's go.
No! You don't have to go, Abena.
I'm sorry, Yemi.
Whoa, touch down This one ting's for the clubs now Whoa, whoa, hold up.
I'm shouting out to everyone in this building, you get me? You see that piff girl from the Youngers right there? That's my wifey.
And I will never hurt her.
Never.
Cos she's a queen and I'm the king.
She's too buff just to be called a ting.
Marlz be, like, Hov with the fire I bring.
So ain't no one ready for our future hits.
You know why? Man's gonna put a ring on it.
Come on! What is this one doing? Yo, baby girl, don't be shy.
You know you're the apple of my eye.
Ah, he's turned Drake! He's gone.
Me and you need to talk.
B to the A to the B, beat! B to the A to the B, beat! So you want to defy me as well? - Auntie, Yemi's not corrupt.
- Come jah.
You know it was him that left the £50 note in your purse! And all the money you've been finding.
Auntie, the Lord works in mysterious ways and this time he's working through your son.
No.
You're just making this up.
Look, I promise to never see Yemi again, if you promise not to tell my dad.
Look, just go back in there and see Yemi for the talented man that he is.
Please.
Why you moaning for? Moaning? No, you don't listen to what I want.
And now you've got all clingy I don't like it.
Should I be like Linkster and draw gyal in front of you? At least it's not like you, ordering me round to get chicken and chips for him and his boys.
Why you bringing up old times for? I can't do this anymore.
It's over! Why are you smiling? Cos I know you love me really.
I don't love you, Marl-On.
Oi, you've got to go and get ready.
You're on next.
I'm talking to you! Damien! All right, Jodie! Don't be calling out my government name! Oi, get off him.
Eh, leave the boom-tings alone! Failia?! Hey, listen, we need to talk.
Erm this is where we talk, I got to say something Erm basically, erm He's trading you in for a next ting, rudeboy.
You don't break up with me, I break up with you! Toodles.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, big up ID, dun-know.
Next up, oh, my days, taking over the entire streets right about now.
Bangs! Now, without further ado, I introduce to you, the track that's gonna blow up international.
Taking over London, Manchester, Birmingham, Leeds, Liverpool, Everton, Aston Villa everywhere, fam! Bangs Riddim.
Peckham, put your P's up.
It's your boy, Bangs.
The rhythm to mash up London town No, I'm just checking if any of my marinade on.
It's nice, innit? Yeah, it's all right.
Yemi, is your mother not coming back? We can go.
And your man? Is he done playing Bruno Mars? He's not my man any more.
We broke up.
Even better.
Because tonight you lot promised me to put all your personal issues aside.
You promised 100% professionalism! Yeah, and you promised to always have our back.
But all you been doing is dealin' with this eediat breder.
Made a body si-i-i-ing In case you hadn't noticed, Jay, but that "eediat breder" is blowing up! Oi, Ash? You might wanna tell Bangs to switch it up, bruv.
You know.
Man didn't even ask for your advice you know, bruuuv! Yo, by the way, Ash, we already know what song we're doing tonight.
Yeah, Boss Fury helped us finish a track and we're gonna perform that.
Manaman's your manager.
All right? You ain't performing nothing that I ain't heard.
You should've been involved then, innit? No, Ash, they need to understand I can "mel-low-dee".
Get that party You have to switch it up, bruv.
You, Ash, man! The rhythm to mash up London town Bangs! Bangs! Yo, Dee, I'm sorry to hear about you and Marl-On.
It's bad.
It's bad.
You're not sorry, Jay.
All right, you got me there.
But at least now you can be with who you really want to be with, you know? Hang on.
You think I broke up with Marl-On because of you? You haven't changed one bit.
- You're still the same old Linkster.
- I've changed, Dee.
Properly.
Oh, just go away.
Don't make a scene, innit.
Oi, I just got to take my time, innit? What? If you wanna do this, do it now.
Shut ya mouth and keep moving, innit.
Get off me, blud.
- Got to be on stage now, man.
- Keep your eyes forward, innit! But this is dumb, you know.
Do you think Ashley's gonna let it go? - He's gonna come for you, bruv.
- Who said I wanna touch you? You might just fall off the roof accidentally innit.
I warned you about troublin' Davina again, didn't I? I said, didn't I? Marl-On, man.
Just talk it out, man! 'Hi, I can't get to the phone right now.
' 'Please leave a message after the tone.
' Is she still not picking up? Right.
You guys are on next! Where's Jay? We we had a disagreement.
I kinda told him to go away.
Go and find him! Now! Hello? Hello, anyone there? Please?! Jodes.
Jodie! Jodes, I beg you come up and open the door.
What? Am I your slave?! Jodie! Yo, sorry, Nitro Fyre.
I've gotta do a quick shout out to my engine room.
The fuel to Bangs' movement.
The ackee to my saltfish.
My chicken to my chips.
Hol' tight, my little sister Jodie! I love you.
Let's party! What's that for? I'm liking what you did with your marinade.
It took me back to Kingston, then to Trelawny, then down to Clarendon and all the way back here to Peckham.
- It's good, don't it?! - Yeah.
But there was a little someting in the blend I couldn't quite put my finger on.
You too? I call mine bashy-bashment sauce.
Safe.
You two are just gonna need to go on and perform.
Ashley, I am not performing without Jay.
- Neither am I.
- Yo, what's going on with Linkster? - Bruv, mind your business, man.
- Yo, Dee - Where you been? - I'll explain later.
- Dee, can I speak to you for a second? - We gotta go and perform.
Yo.
You heard the girl.
Let's go.
Aite, cool, cool, cool, sekkle down, sekkle down.
Right about now on stage, we got the Youngers, yeah? And they are gonna perform for you a box-fresh track and it's called Hotter Than The Sun.
Hotter than the sun, the sun, the sun You know we are one, one, one Hotter than the sun, the sun Whoa-oh-oh Hotter than the sun, the sun, the sun You know we are one, one, one Hotter than the sun, the sun Whoa-oh-oh Hotter than the sun, the sun, the sun You know we are one, one, one Hotter than the sun, the sun Whoa-oh-oh Hotter than the sun, the sun, the sun You know we are one, one, one Hotter than the sun, the sun Whoa-oh-oh.
Big up the Linkster, big up Yemz and big up the Diva! They are the Youngers! - Check you with the hot artists.
- That is just the beginning.
See, that doesn't even mean anything.
They're still my Youngers.
Always will be my Youngers.
Yo, Ashley, come join me on stage, brudda.
Yo make some noise for Ashley.
Now, tonight not only are we celebrating the launch of this fine studio, but also, I am proud to announce, the launch of my new record label Decimator Records! Yeah.
And everyone that's been using the studio is signed to Decimator! That includes man like Bangs, the Bad Breeds and not forgetting my little Youngers! Yeah.
Run the riddim, DJ.
Bruv, you can't just sign up the Youngers cos they worked in your studio.
Show me a contract, Benny.
All right.
Lemme just introduce you to my boys.
They'd gladly take you outside and show you the contract.
Wow, you heard it live.
It's a brand-new player in the game, Decimator Records.
And that track, Hotter Than the Sun, is gonna be their first release.
You know what? Big up the Youngers.
Where are you taking us, Jay? The best view in South London.
Whoa! What we gonna do about Benny, guys? No idea, bruv.
We'll work it out.

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