Malcolm in the Middle s02e02 Episode Script

Halloween Approximately

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Cover it! Expired two months ago.
You do not have the guts.
When was the last Christmas we ate it? I think before Dewey.
It's all yours This is a game that has no winners.
Translated by: Gowesoft, Maze and sweetcamy.
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That damn, always bothering.
Should reveal boys.
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come on Saturday? Why? Why? The meteor shower.
Only once in his life show beauty before it's bedtime! I wish I could, guys .
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But Francis is coming home next weekend.
And it seems that all this week, we to be coming together.
Are you sure? Stevie has a new telescope, and I was thinking that after the meteorite .
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We could see the shower Miss Velmont.
"And you call yourself a scientist? And spent a week caring.
Take off your costume! But I like it! It's disgusting! Come here! Go get dressed, honey.
What are you doing? I do not know.
There is something in the way lavas that excites me y.
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Damn! The new car! And go three times this week.
That crazy driving like a child .
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Hal, just call the police.
I already did.
They will not do anything.
Lois I swear.
One of these days I'll grab that crazy and out of the car .
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And I will beat him senseless until you understand that there is something called "law.
" Do not let it get to you.
Vamos! Okay, but when will it stop all this? When run over Dewey? Go get dressed, son! Halloween sucks this year without Francis.
The toilet paper is fine, but what I do with this thing? This is our first Halloween as vandals .
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But Francis got in trouble in school.
It is very hard to be playful as a handful children.
Oh, look at these three! What are you? A bloody browser.
And you? Just give us candy! I bet you're a ghost.
I'm a marshmallow.
That's good! I just want to nail a fork in your stomach .
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And Asarta in a fire until this rich and well cooked.
It is disgraceful to our age .
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Come home with candy? Give me that.
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Damn coward! I have children! Woe! Son of .
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This man is a threat.
I tried to stop myself but actually .
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Not a job for one man.
This is a community problem.
And all we have to do is work together.
If we all keep in sight to this man, I think to catch him quickly.
Why not clean your garden? "Why do not you move? Look, this has nothing to do with me.
These meetings are always for you.
You're the only reason we met.
These guys should be in jail.
How would you feel if they had always lived in a nice neighborhood .
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And then they moved a little monsters there and destroy all your dreams? Were promptly, back to topic.
Now I will pass on a road Registration for the surveillance.
Well.
Thanks for your time.
Hello? Hi Francis! Welcome home.
Do not you give a hug to your mom? Mom! I've been waiting at the station bus for three hours .
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Why no one was looking? What? I told your father.
Francis, sorry.
He is fighting his nemesis.
Does the mower? No, this time is a human.
Francis! Do you behaved badly on Halloween? Yes! We got out of control.
The kids were running, people screaming, babies crying! We did not a prank.
It was not fun without you.
I had fun.
Shut Dewey.
Could not you I got you in trouble after Halloween? Guys, sorry.
I know that disappointed, but really had no choice.
*** In the closet, begging to be a new sticker for the car.
It was a hasty decision but the truth I think I did the right thing.
True, there's always next year.
But why must we wait a year? Boys, Halloween is not a date on the calendar.
Yes it is! Is 31.
No, Halloween is in their hearts.
Every time a guy gets scared and cries, That's Halloween! Whenever we find something repulsive in our mailbox .
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That's Halloween! While you have the spirit of destruction and vandalism in their hearts .
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Every day is Halloween.
No, look at the 31! Gentlemen, we have Halloween this weekend.
Hal, you've been out here seven hours.
Come to bed.
Look Lois, I do this for the kids.
I can not let this street becomes on a racetrack.
I have to protect my family.
Even if it means sitting here every night for a month.
It is a matter of principle.
Before you go to sleep like to change my potty.
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Guys, it's time.
They're about to see the device that will change facet of Halloween forever.
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That's not a flying machine chocolates.
There are only a couple of tubes.
Trust me.
I trust you, but I expected something more - My God! Does this work? Of course! What, what happens? It seems to be an incredibly powerful catapult! A catapult capable of throwing objects at distances greater than two city blocks.
Imagine.
Walking down the street are worrying their stuff when suddenly .
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Bum! Your head is full of 4.
5 kilos balloons filled with cream .
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Shave, paint or variety of fragrant liquids! And never, never know who did it.
It is the perfect weapon.
"Reese? Are you crying? No.
What are you doing? Do not you see Lois? Building a donkey.
Hal, look! It's 4 am.
You are here outside in pajamas mixing metals in a wheelbarrow.
This will make the killing that unfortunate, as mad.
There will be serious damage.
By God! I'll be a hero for taking care of the street! Can not save this.
Okay.
We have eggs, cream shaving water balloons.
I do not know something is missing here.
These eggs are rotten.
Yes, I know, but this is so .
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So, here we have a terrifying weapon.
We have to develop that.
We need to be more creative.
So if you wait a couple of hours here .
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I know he will come to full speed so you can arrest him and this will be completed once.
I need some help to protect my family.
So you work? "Helping the governor? Okay, that was a lie.
But I've been calling you for weeks I have not received any help.
Nobody is listening! Is that your donkey? There are some good rules, Hal.
Want a sandwich? Easy.
Well! Let me talk to him.
I will solve this in two minutes.
Bring the car.
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Malcolm, what is working? Aim.
"Reese? Upload! "Dewey? What do you do if you see mom and dad? Excellent.
By the way, where do they go? Okay.
We have your tuition, we have your address and that's more than enough to .
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Hal! What are you are do -? Hide! Let me deflate the tires.
Hal, no! Well, but then we go home.
I have an idea.
You can not steal your car! Do not steal your car, just leave elsewhere.
He must learn the lesson.
No, Hal! I put the key in the lock.
No, Hal! I open the door.
No, Hal! Entered the car.
No! Start the engine.
This is crazy! You can not take and thus someone else's car y.
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Wow, what a motor! It's like going to heaven! Stop! Does it increase speed? I do not want to talk about this damn car! Scared? Of course I'm scared! Have you gone mad! Do it again.
Okay.
Try a shot.
Reese, give me a small water balloon.
Malcolm, Do you have a target? We have a target.
Listen idiot.
The reflector telescope does not need no battery in the mechanism! It's a nice century, why do not you join? Would be good if you upgrade.
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the stars! You're right.
Why do not wise we focus? Do not you hear anything? Yes! Yes! Diaper, diaper, diaper! Diaper, diaper, diaper! Diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper! Diaper, diaper, diaper! - Yes! - Diapers! Diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper! Diaper, diaper, diaper - Okay.
No more of those.
Yes! I love you so much.
I can not believe the power of this thing.
Yes fall into the wrong hands - - I see an old woman.
- Recharge, reload, reload! I'm serious, Hal.
What do we do? The time to stop the car and going home was over 30 km back.
- What if we? - What are you talking about? I'm talking about you and I run.
Passing the rest of our lives at some - I do not know.
In some secret beach in Mexico.
No work, no kids.
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It is not so simple, Hal.
- Why not? Would have to change names but - I would be Raul.
- You'd Consuelo.
- Consuelo? Do you think you would send agents federal after ours? Of course.
We never found.
- Would be missing.
- Legends series.
We would be living the dream from either parent.
- We would be "outsiders.
" - As Bonnie and Clyde.
Raul and Consuelo.
Abundant fish.
Time for coconuts.
Bare living like monkeys.
Raul.
Yes! I think I speak for everyone when I say tonight is the best ever.
We own all you! No one is safe! We are the kings of this block! Do I have heard? Violence .
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Just want something random! Recharge, reload! It's incredible.
His aim is amazing.
- Make it stop! - Who are these guys? - It's tofu.
- Angle 47 degrees to 9 degrees.
Understood.
Locked wheels.
This is for all times I was called "rear side.
" Fire! What do you mean? I think they did their own catapult.
That's impossible! How could they do that? - Where did they get the materials? - You get anywhere.
Stevie's garage is full of these materials.
- What can we do? - Let's fight.
I'm nobody.
We can fight! We can fight! We fight.
We fight.
We fight.
- We have to give up.
- Francis is right.
- We have to give up, Reese.
- Come on, chickens.
Yes shoot again, I it will bring out the eyes.
Quítenmelo! My God, quítenmelo! Are surrendering.
We will not allow can offer to surrender.
Keep shooting! Well, we will not honors.
Guys, it's time to flee as cowards.
Well, it's a relief to know how they will the next 2 hours of my life.
Look, a shooting star.
- Now I'm thinking more clearly.
- Yes, I think I, Hal.
I think that Mexico is a good choice.
- No, I do not.
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- Although it would have been fun.
- Yes So what do we do now? Well, I guess the car and will be reported stolen.
And probably .
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We have left DNA evidence here.
Are only 50 miles back.
Arrive for breakfast.
- I'm glad we escaped.
- Yes, me too.
- What was my name? - "Raul", honey.

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