Everyone Is Doing Great (2018) s01e03 Episode Script

[Seth] No.
Definitely not the green jacket.
Not the green jacket.
Not the-- Ugh.
Gotta hurry. No.
[mumbling indistinctly]
Shirt. Okay, let's go.
[upbeat music playing]
Do not be late.
You're in your head, man.
[mumbles indistinctly]
Yes.
[exhales]
All right. You got this, man.
[laughs] What's up?
It's good to see you.
Ahh. You hungry?
[exhales] I got this.
So, uh, how are--
How are your classes going?
Oh, really, really good.
I, um, I'm taking this--
this great class,
something I'm really responding to.
It's a class on philosophy and law.
-Ooh! Sounds deep.
-Yeah. Yeah.
-I think it is deep.
-[laughing]
We're reading a book
called Law's Empire by Ronald Dworkin.
-Okay.
-Have you ever heard of Ronald Dworkin?
Ronald, Ronald Dworkin, no.
It's-- [laughs] It's Okay.
-Definitely not.
-Didn't expect you to.
Um, yeah. He's an--
He's a philosopher,
and an advocate
for the virtues of fairness
of justice of the people,
with the integrity of consistency
within law
according to the adherence of principles.
Oh, for sure. Yeah.
What a mindset you have to have, right?
To go from being completely helpless
to climbing the world's
biggest proverbial mountain
Biggest mountain.
to looking the-- the almighty powerful
straight in the face and say--
-Yeah.
-No! This is wrong,
-Boom. Yeah. Yeah.
-It should be changed.
-No, that's huge.
-That is a life lived!
Yeah, that is. Damn.
That's why I'm--
That's why I wanna be a lawyer. So
That's incredible. Like, that's
a really great way of describing it.
I'm-- Phew!
[both laughing]
Um, well, have you--
have you ever played
a lawyer on TV or
Um, have I ever played a lawyer?
I've auditioned for a lawyer, yeah.
-Didn't get the part, um.
-Oh.
I, actually, I am--
I am in law enforcement, coming up.
Uh, about to play a cop in a movie.
-Wow!
-Yeah, never played a cop before.
-Congratulations!
-Thank you.
How do you prep for a role like that?
Well, you know,
I just picked it up right now,
but I'm watching a lot of YouTube videos.
YouTube, okay.
And just, like,
seeing what it's like to be a cop.
Like, I-- I try to, you know,
be pretty meticulous
about, like, how I hold a gun.
You know, I don't wanna be
like, hey, put your hands up.
-[laughing]
-Freeze! You know, it's like--
-Pew, pew!
-Gotta be like, pew, pew, pew!
-Yeah, but--
-Um, if you-- I'm sorry--
If you don't mind me asking, um
I don't know.
What is it like to be famous?
To be recognized on the streets and--
-Oh, um
-Must be weird.
Um, it's-- it's weird when--
when people think
that they know you, right?
-Yeah.
-When they feel like they really know you.
-They know the TV you.
-Yes.
-They know the TV version of you.
-Gotcha.
Um, but, you know, it's also nice
to make someone smile, you know?
Yeah.
You kind of, like, take a picture
with somebody, they're very happy.
Um, but uh, yeah.
Hopefully I'll play that lawyer one day.
-You-- I'm sure you will.
-I'm--
-Well, you'll know who to call.
-Dworkin!
-[laughing] Me!
-I'll call you. I'll call Mrs. Dworkin.
-[laughing]
-See what you did there.
-How's your, uh, salad?
-It's really good.
[woman] Thank you both
for coming today, okay.
I realize that mediation
can be a very stressful time.
So, if we can go over
a few agreements before we start,
this should be a quick
and easy process, okay?
Let's agree to not, um,
talk over each other.
And let's also agree
to speak one at a time.
And let's also agree to speak about
and to each other respectfully.
Yeah? Simple enough?
Uh, let's start with the mortgage.
[Jeremy] I-I do have
just one thing on the house.
Um, I don't know if this would work,
but I just was kind of thinking
that maybe we could do,
like, some sort of, like, grace period,
where I could-- I could stay there
while I'm kind of moving all my stuff out,
um, and we go through this process--
Sorry. You're su-- sorry.
You're suggesting that we--
we live together again,
under the-- in the house?
Yes. You would be there, too, and I think
that would be kind of part of it,
is that it would give us time
to kind of reconcile.
You know, maybe this
doesn't have to happen.
-Jeremy.
-Oh.
I just think it would give us a chance
to actually talk about this.
I haven't spoken to you
in a month, and now--
And now we could.
-You know?
-[mediator] Okay. All right.
Why don't we move on?
-To the next issue.
-[Andrea] Sure.
The vacation home in Palm Springs.
Jeremy, why don't-- why don't you tell me
the situation with the home there.
-No, it's-- It's her place. Um.
-Okay.
I did have, like, a thought.
I just wanna throw this out there.
I don't know, like,
if you've ever heard of
some kind of mediation retreat situation,
where, like, the couple goes,
you know, off site, out of town,
to sort of a neutral place, you know,
and just clears their head,
and starts to work things out.
Are you-- Are you taking the piss?
-I don't--
-You-- You could even come, you know.
You could come,
and we could do this out there,
and then I just feel like
that could help us
come back together in some way.
Do you remember
when we had that--
that weekend planned
to go down to Santa Barbara?
When we were in a really rough patch,
and we were gonna
just spend three days together, you and I.
We'd got a-- a beautiful hotel room
and everything all organized,
and then you, actually--
you went to Comic-Con,
Seth, didn't you,
at the last minute?
That was--
[whispering] Come on.
You know how much I love Comic-Con.
-That's like--
-You sound like a child.
Imagine-- [grunts loudly]
I-I don't think we're ready for this.
She doesn't understand, totally
-This, Aleesha, I really--
-that I feel confused.
I really don't think Jeremy's willing
to take this seriously.
I think he thinks that I'm, sort of--
this is all a bit of a joke!
No! I'm just confused, okay? I'm confused.
Because I feel like
I screwed up one time, all right?
I screwed up one time,
and all of a sudden
-One time? One time?
-we're in this office
with this stranger-- No disrespect,
you are wonderful, wonderful woman,
Ms. Broome. Aleesha, is it? Aleesha--
Just stop, Jeremy, you're babbling, okay?
It's not the first time!
You've been humiliating me.
You've been feeding off attention
from other women,
right in front of my face for a year, now.
-For a y--
-And if you wanna tell me
that it's just been one time makes me feel
like you think that I'm stupid
and that I'm not aware
of all the other things that you've done.
I don't-- I just deserve better
than this, Jeremy, and I just--
-I'm sorry.
-[Aleesha] Okay.
Okay?
I think we can get
at least one win today.
Uh, a vintage movie poster collection?
Yeah, those are mine.
-[Aleesha] Oh.
-Those are yours?
We started that collection
about seven years ago.
You got me the first four posters
as a gift.
Yeah, we've gone
back and forth over the years,
giving each other
these fantastic movie posters.
-They're not all yours.
-They are. What are you--
And you're just bringing these up like a--
-You don't even like Tremors.
-Keep the Tremors!
-Keep the Tremors.
-[Aleesha] That's enough.
I think we may have missed a step.
I think there may be some emotional work
that needs to be done
before you get to the mediation process.
I'm definitely not giving up Gremlins.
I don't want Gremlins.
-[Aleesha] Okay.
-Thank you.
[Jeremy] How much do you think
I could get for these?
[Seth] Huh?
-[Jeremy] These Shox.
-What about 'em?
How much do you think I could get for 'em?
Oh, I don't-- I don't know.
Uh, I really have no idea.
I can't even find 'em.
-Excuse me.
-What about this?
-What? What about it?
-Like, Polaroid thing.
How much do you think I can get for it?
I have never sold anything
on eBay before, so
What about this?
I don't know. Are you, um--
-That's gotta be pretty expensive.
-Are you gonna be okay?
-Here all by yourself? You alright?
-Yeah.
I know you're gonna be
selling all this stuff
which is great, but, you know,
try to find some time
to, like, go out at some point.
Maybe go on a hike, get out
in the wilderness a little bit.
A little exercise will be good for ya.
Yeah. I'll be all right.
Hey, is this-- is this, uh, mine?
-Or is this your? What is this?
-Oh, that's-- Yeah, that's mine.
-What is that? Wait, hang on.
-It's, uh,
it's just like a book about law.
I just picked it up.
I was talkin' about it,
uh, the other day with-- with Sarah,
and there was like a lot
that I really didn't understand
that she was talking about, so
I went and picked up a few law books.
You bought this for Sarah?
I didn't buy it for her.
I bought it for myself
to read so I can talk to her.
That seems like a lot of work.
Well, yeah, I mean,
I'm into her, but I don't really know
if she's into me.
-She's, uh--
-Oh, she's into you, dude.
-Ah, she's a lot smarter than me.
-Oh, come on!
-I'm not that smart.
-That's ridiculous.
-She's a lot smarter than me.
-She really likes you, man.
I can understand why
she wouldn't want to date me.
[scoffs] You gotta stop doing this
to yourself, man.
Well, I'm trying. I picked up a few books,
but I don't really understand
what's going on in this one.
You have an eager mind.
That's what you have to offer,
and that's worth more than anything.
That's nice, man.
Well, I gotta-- I gotta go.
-I'm out.
-Okay. All right.
I'm good. I don't need help.
-No, dude, I got it, man.
-It's fine. It's fine.
Come on, I'm not gonna
see you for a while.
-Okay.
-Let me walk you out.
-You got everything?
-Sure.
Okay.
Just watch the guitar.
-Uh, Stewart?
-Yeah.
Sorry, I'm running late, I know.
There you go.
Let's-- Yeah, you got it.
Hey, whoa, whoa. Hey!
-Later, buddy.
-Hey! Alrighty.
-Thanks.
-Let me know if you need anything, okay?
I'll keep my-- I'll keep my ringer on
at night in case you need anything, okay?
-Take care of yourself.
-Yeah. For sure, man.
[upbeat guitar music plays]
[sighs]
[phone ringing]
-Hey.
-Hey.
How are you doin'?
I don't know. How are you?
I've-- I've been better. [chuckles]
Do you need to--
Do you need to come
and pick something else up, or
No, no, I'm, uh, I'm good.
Uh, okay, so what's-- what's up?
I just wanted to apologize
for that mediation.
That was, uh, that was my fault.
It's okay. Thank you, I appreciate that.
This isn't easy, J. It's-- It's all good.
Look, I'm ready to try again.
I'll be better this time.
Okay, I'll set it up.
Thanks, J. Thanks for calling.
Yeah, thank you.
I mean, yeah, I'll see you then.
Okay. Uh, bye.
Hey, do you have any whiskey here?
[upbeat music playing]
There's just something
About the morning with my sweetie ♪
A kiss and then a cup of coffee
Just complete me ♪
[Seth] One,
two,
three
four,
five,
six
[raises voice] seven,
eight
[yells] nine,
[screams] ten!
[groans]
I don't get what you're so worried about.
[Jeremy] I'm scared.
I already fucked up the first mediation.
What if I do it again?
Don't do it again.
Well, she won't talk to me.
And then I get frustrated,
and I say the wrong thing,
and I act like an asshole.
[Seth] Talk to you-- Talk about what?
Everything, dude.
Like, why this is happening.
Where it all went wrong.
Come on, dude.
We talked about this.
What?
You gotta stop fighting it.
You know, that's the only way
this second session
is gonna go any better.
Now, think of it as--
as an opportunity
to do the right thing.
And show her you're accepting this.
Hey, redeem yourself a little bit
and then get the hell out of there.
Maybe even get out of town
for a couple of days.
You're right, dude.
Damn.
If I wasn't so fucking broke
I would come visit you.
How cool would that be?
Uh, yeah, that'd be awesome.
[upbeat music plays]
Put your hands where I can see 'em!
Uhh.
Fuck you, motherfucker. I'll shoot!
I got a gun, and I'll use it!
Jimmy, get my six. Get my six, Jimmy!
Put your hands where I can see 'em!
[grunting]
Fuck.
This is officer Renly. I need backup! Uhh.
Aah! Uhh! Fuck!
I'm hit! I'm hit!
[panting] Officer down.
Officer down.
[sighing]
Fuck, yeah.
[woman] I can't believe
this happened again.
What are we gonna do?
[man] Well, one thing's for sure.
We've gotta
call Animal Control.
[director] Cut.
Yes! That was it! That was it!
[A.D.] Hey, bro.
Great fuckin' sitting.
You're just so still.
And if you could just stay there
so we could do continuity,
that would be terrific.
-Hey, dude!
-Hey!
-I'm Tara.
-Max.
Oh, sorry, I can't. I'm not, um
[Max] I don't wanna be,
like, rude or anything, man,
but you were the--
the immortal Damien.
Yep, I was Damien.
-[Tara] Yeah.
-That's, uh, long time ago now.
-Yeah.
-Like honestly, my girlfriends,
like, in middle school,
we were obsessed with you.
-Yeah, all my girlfriends, too.
-Like, so obsessed with you.
-Thank you. Hey--
-We had, like, posters on our walls.
That's really cute.
-I'm so glad you said it.
-Right, I know.
I was so embarrassed to say anything.
-[excited chatter]
-That's--
That's very sweet.
You were, like, my icon
for, like, eight months-ish.
-Yeah. Oh, my god, everyone's yeah.
-[Seth] Wow.
-That's--
-Could we get a photo of you?
-[Max] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Oh, no, I think that they're--
They, actually, they said
that there's no photos on set.
No, no, that's just
for the supporting roles.
Yeah, no, we're allowed to.
But you know, I'm kind of, uh
-Big thumbs up here. Yeah!
-[Tara] With your bloody palm.
-Immortal Damien on three. Ready?
-I'd rather not--
-Take-- Take a--
-One, two, three!
-Immortal Damien!
-Immortal Damien!
[Max] Oh, man. That was so good.
Give the raccoon a high five!
-[Seth] I'm not-- I can't--
-Should I shake it?
Yeah, get in there, get in there.
-Ah!
-Ugh!
Yep. Yeah, there you go.
-Ew!
-[A.D.] All right, back to one!
All right, back to ones,
everyone, back to ones!
[Max] That's us.
Pictures up!
-Okay. Good luck!
-[second A.D.] Back to one!
-[trills lips]
-[A.D.] Back to one.
[woman] Peas and carrots,
peas and carrots, peas and carrots.
[second A.D.] All right.
-Sound!
-[woman] Take two.
[dialogues overlapping]
[director] Action!
This should be a simple exchange.
I have something you want.
If I give it up,
I should get something in return.
All I want is the truth, Damien.
And the truth shouldn't come at a price.
Now just tell me who bit me, you asshole.
[director] Cut!
[Seth] Whatever.
[Andrea] Brrr,
why is it so cold on Stage 7?
[Seth] I feel like you're always
talking about it being cold.
It's always cold, though!
-I'm so.--
-[grunts]
-[Andrea] Hey!
-Hi! That was so good.
-It was really fun.
-[Seth] Thanks, Kim.
And this would be a great time
to go take a photo
with our young contest winner.
She's been waiting.
Jeremy took a photo earlier,
and now it's just--
When is a good time?
Now would be great, right?
We're gonna--
I realize that, but we--
like we're turning around.
It's been, like--
But we're still in the middle
of a scene, so.
I just kind of wanna sit here
and just stay in it.
Yeah, I mean,
she's waited a few hours. Um.
Ain't no show
without the scenes, right, is there?
The mixed berry salad,
got the Chinese chicken salad.
We've got a s-- a smoked salmon stack.
Uh, we've got grilled peach.
We've got street tacos.
-Uh, we just had street tacos.
-Yeah.
Yeah, you weren't here yet.
We just had 'em on Tuesday.
Do you-- Do you want some sushi?
I don't think they have sushi.
Oh, we know, it's actually
not gonna be on the menu.
We'll send somebody--
actually, you'll send somebody out.
Two orders edamame,
one edamame with garlic, one without.
-[Andrea] I--
-There should be three rolls
of rainbow spicy tuna.
Some salmon nigiri--
[Andrea] Actually, no, no, no,
the food is freaking me out.
It's freaking me out. Thank you, Lindsay.
Were we rude? Was that rude just now?
-Nah, we weren't being rude.
-Are you sure?
No, we were being nice.
We offered her food.
Well, we're not gonna be like those guys?
Oh, no, no, no. We'll never be like that.
[director] Cut!
You get it?
-[second A.D.] Yeah, it looks good.
-[director] Yes!
That's it!
[indistinct chattering]
-Good! Good work!
-Can you believe these guys, man?
-A bunch of little dicks.
-[groans]
Even that girl's a dick.
She's a girl dick.
Do you know what she did?
She let her dog shit in my office.
It wasn't like a hard poop,
it was a goddamn diarrhea poop.
-And I had to clean that shit up.
-That's terrible, man.
-I'm Caleb, by the way.
-Hey, Caleb.
-How are you doing?
-Nice to meet you
You're doing a great job, by the way.
I just wanted to let you know that.
Oh, thanks, man.
I thought I was gonna have, like,
a little bit more of,
like, a heroic death.
-Yeah.
-And then they just like
brought this raccoon in
and it just mauls me, and then I'm--
You did great with this, though. I mean
as far as raccoon maulings go.
-This was not in the script.
-It looked great.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Did-- I did, like, the open eyes?
-I saw the open eyes.
-Good?
It was creepy, it was creepy.
But it was great.
You should come out with us.
You should come out with us this weekend.
We're gonna go out drinking.
-Well.
-Yeah? You drink?
I do like the sound of that right now.
-Yeah?
-I got you, man.
-Hey, nice meeting you.
-Very nice to meet you.
-We'll see you later.
-All right.
Nice work here, man.
Um
[woman] Yeah, hey, can I get a P.A.
with water on set, please?
[woman 2] Does he know
that the raccoon was $4000?
Hey, don't fuck up the raccoon,
it was $4000.
Okay.
It's good to see you back.
Welcome to your final mediation session.
All right?
Uh, as we went over before,
uh, Andrea, you will keep the main house?
Excuse me, um.
I'm sorry.
I'm-- I don't wanna make this, uh, harder
for anyone than it needs to be, uh
I know I was wrong.
So, let's just
I'll sign whatever I need to sign
and we can-- we can finish this off, so
Andrea, how do you feel about that?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'd be good.
Thanks, J.
[Aleesha] Okay.
Once again, Andrea will keep
the main house.
And the vacation home in Palm Springs.
[Seth] Oh, we are, uh,
currently between setups at the moment.
So, I am doing what I get paid to do,
which is wait.
[laughing] Riveting!
So, what are you shooting today, Pacino?
[chuckles] Well, uh, did get into, uh
bit of an altercation.
Um, so my character is laid out
in a pool of blood all day.
You're dead?
Maybe.
Oh, you totally die!
Make sure it's an open-eye death.
I really like open eye deaths.
Ah, open-eye death.
-Noted.
-Hey, uh,
look, I'm really sorry I have to do this
but I have a lot of work to do.
-I gotta jump off.
-Ahh.
Thanks for calling, though.
And, uh, good luck with your death.
Thank you. All right.
Oh, hey! Wait a minute.
Sarah?
Sarah, are you still there?
Sarah?
Sarah, you still there?
Yes.
Um, there's a, uh,
a special screening
of-- of Primal Fear happening
in a couple of weeks. Have you seen it?
[scoffs] Laura Linney. Lawyers. Of course!
Well, good
for you, Marty.
[Seth chuckles]
That's, yeah, that's a quote.
I-I, um
I was wondering
if you wanted to see it with me.
Maybe.
Okay.
-I'll await the yes.
-[Sarah chuckles]
Professional waiter.
Goodbye, Pacino.
-Goodbye, Laura Linney.
-[chuckles]
Cute.
[moving string music plays]
Hey.
Do you remember Jenny?
You know, my friend Jenny?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
She did this, um,
T-shirt social media thing,
and made, like,
quite a lot of money.
I don't-- I don't think
it's that difficult.
-So, you just sell T-shirts?
-Yeah, you just--
Yeah, you just-- you just, um,
I think you just go down and meet the guy,
and then you just pick
some Eternal artwork
and take a few photos,
and then it's all sort of, you know,
taken care of through
social media, and I mean--
-Yeah?
-Just thought-- I don't know.
A percentage of it goes, you know,
to charity, and it's-- it's--
That'd be cool. Can you--
Can you, um, hook that up?
I can hook that up. I'll make a call.
I'm sure they'd love to have you do it.
Yeah, I'm--
That's really nice. Thank you, yeah.
Yeah, no worries.
Hey, um.
How is your family about all this?
Uh, they're pretty sad.
You know.
How's yours?
I haven't told them, so
But will you tell your, um,
tell your mom and dad
I said I'm sorry, and uh
Yep.
I wish-- I don't know, you know.
Yeah, I'll, um,
I'll set the T-shirt thing up, okay?
Yeah, thank you.
-Okay.
-[clears throat]
-And drive safe.
-Okay.
[upbeat music plays]
[girls chattering, laughing]
[girls practicing cheer]
-Are you Seth Stewart?
-Yeah.
-Hi, how are you?
-[laughs]
-What's your name?
-I'm Rebecca Reynolds.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nina! Nina!
I'm the president of this sorority.
-Oh. Oh, wow.
-This is Seth Stewart.
-Who's that?
-You know, Damien from Eternal?
-Yeah.
-Holy shit.
-Hi.
-[both hyperventilating]
Oh, my God!
[clamoring]
I'm sweaty, I'm sorry.
[speaks indistinctly]
Uh, I'm gonna go running.
Good luck with your rush, okay?
I gotta go.
Hi. Hi.
[girl] Is there gonna be
an Eternal reunion?
[Seth] I don't know!
[sniffs]
[phone dings]
[exhales]
[girls giggling]
[Seth] Hi, how are ya?
Nice to meet you, okay.
Uh, maybe a group photo?
Okay.
Sorry, I'm all sweaty.
I'm all sweaty.
[girl] Is there gonna be
an Eternal reunion?
[Seth] I don't know!
[laughing]
[man] What you did
with that railroad scene.
Where did you find
that abandoned railroad car?
[man 2] I lived in there for a week!
-To-- just to make sure.
-[girl] Oh, my God!
That's what you do
when you're an auteur.
Like-- Like, think of
your favorite two actors, right?
-Right.
-Okay, I've got 'em.
You guys, after this movie,
you're them I'm telling you.
-Oh, shit.
-Oscar!
-And then you've got--
-Oh, my God, that's so exciting!
So, I did wanna ask you about that.
It's just so nice to have someone
that takes it so seriously.
-[woman] Seriously, like--
-[woman 2] Seth?
[man] Well, that's the only way--
[woman 2] Seth!
[indistinct chattering]
Jim was commenting how well
you handled that gun earlier.
-It was really good, yeah.
-Well.
Thank you. Thank you for noticing.
I think it makes a difference, yeah.
Yeah. I feel so, too.
You know, you gotta do
the actual research, right.
Which reminds me
of when I got started.
I mean, everyone was so serious
about everything they did.
There was just something about your air
different from, uh,
some of our other cast members.
Yeah, there at the table there?
[Jim] It's good to see.
[Betty] You know, it was refreshing.
-Yeah.
-It was--
-Let's--
-[chuckles] Here's a little toast.
-A little toast.
-Cheers to that.
A little toast.
-Thank you.
-Absolutely.
Always remember, somebody's watching.
That is so true.
That's good advice.
[Jim] For some reason
I got it into my head
that I should learn to juggle, right?
-[laughs] As an actor?
-And, uh--
[laughs] As an actor, I must juggle!
-To juggling!
-To juggling!
-I will juggle this glass!
-[laughing]
Respecting it.
Respecting the work.
-If only that were the case nowadays.
-Yeah.
pulls this crappy guitar
off the wall of this bar.
And he starts playing.
-No.
-Hold 'em and fold 'em.
Yes, exactly! The one--
We need to learn
how to play guitar.
-[laughing]
-That is the lesson!
-Do you have a guitar?
-That is the lesson.
-One more!
-One must learn to play the guitar.
Suddenly feel inferior as an actor
-Man!
-Hashtag Team Luke.
-Team Luke, baby!
-Do you love it?
You guys got onto
the Team Luke thing, huh?
Team Luke! Dude, people love you.
The hashtag is a little not me, I guess.
-Is that--
-Hashtags are in.
-It's just not really my style.
-It sells!
-It's not my style.
-Baby, it's on brand for you.
It's great, you're gonna love it.
I don't really know what
"on brand" means, but
It's fine. Look, it's gone!
What do you think that rack is?
We've got 100,000 ideas of these.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Like, how does this work
with the social media stuff?
-How much of my platform are you using?
-It's all you.
-Oh, it's all me?
-It's all you.
We'll-- We'll snap
a couple pictures of you,
and then you post it
on your Facebook and your Instagram
and your Twitter and Snapchat.
And we get paid, baby!
-Okay, so
-It's great!
But it's also for a good cause.
Yeah, so that was my next question.
-The charity thing aspect of it.
-Yeah.
-How much usually goes to charity?
-So, charity gets 25%,
you get 75%, brands love that.
Yeah, it's really good of you guys
to do that.
It's great, yeah. We're good people.
Have you--Have you had anybody
kind of just take a little bit, uh
You wanna give it all away?
-No, no.
-You wanna give it all away!
-That's so sweet!
-That's awesome!
-I told you!
-Just sold another 100,000!
-Easily!
-Um
I was actually kind of thinking
the other way.
I'm kind of in a hard place financially,
so, I was wondering
if I could take more like 15%.
You wanna give less to the charity?
[coughs] Uh
I feel like that's not a good idea, but
-It's not great.
-Okay.
It doesn't look good.
Okay, um.
-Ready to sell this shit?
-Yeah.
All right, we gotta take
a couple of photos.
-Be.
-Okay.
-There you are. That's it.
-Yeah?
Monarchs, they're great.
Give a little, like, like a little chesty.
-There you go.
-Yeah, yeah.
-You're happy.
-Love it. Down a little bit.
Arms down.
Team Luke, right?
No, you look great, you look great!
-Cool. Thanks, man.
-You look great!
Thanks, guys, appreciate it.
All right, let's do it!
Lean a little further out.
Lean deeper. A little deeper.
-This is gonna be a great Tinder profile.
-Cool.
This is great.
Give me your best James Dean.
-You're an actor. You know him.
-Yeah.
-There we go.
-There it is.
-Yeah, messy. You're angry!
-Sex eyes! Sex eyes!
-You're jaded. Yeah.
-Sex eyes.
-Chest. More chest? More chest?
-Look at this.
We're selling Luke. It's Luke.
Give me your best Luke.
Think-- think-- think back.
Lean back. Lean back so we see the shirt.
Yeah, let's sell it. Doin' it for charity!
We should figure out
which one, later. Doesn't matter.
Yeah, we should--
we should figure that out.
It's fine.
[Max] Have you ever done
the all-cake diet?
[Tara] There's an all-cake one?
It's just all cake. It's all you eat.
Yeah, you eat one slice
of cake every Tuesday.
Oh, my God, Steven is my homie!
I lived with Steven
for two months in college!
What? [shrieking]
-[director] Good people, too. You're kind.
-Thanks.
-Talented and kind.
-Hey!
I have never ever
had a low budget horror movie
Yeah.
involving patches of shade
and killings.
Wow.
Well, they'll be here for a while.
-Looks like it.
-Guess so.
You know, we have got to go over
our scene.
-[Jim laughs]
-Oh, all right.
-Okay.
-All right.
Okay. You have a good time.
-Hang in there.
-Oh, um.
[Jim] We'll see you tomorrow.
-[babbling]
-Seriously, though.
I like the raccoon sort of coming out.
Hey, do you guys-- do you mind
if I catch a cab with you?
No, come on!
You're really nice.
-Shall we?
-What a wonderful evening.
[yelling, cheering]
-You guys are awesome. Thank you.
-Yes, we know.
-Thank you.
-You're awesome.
-No, no, no. That's yours.
-Keep it.
-Oh, really?
-It's-- I don't need that.
We-- I have plenty.
-Before you go.
-Got a little something for you.
Got a little somethin' somethin'.
-There you are.
-What is this?
-That's a check, my friend.
-Made out to you.
Twenty-five hundred big ones.
We sold 200 of those bad boys
just in the last few minutes.
-Yeah. You're trending.
-Just since the photo shoot thing?
-Hashtag Team Luke.
-You guys were not kidding.
-No!
-That was so fast!
Have you seen our office?
It's fucking huge!
I'm a marketing genius!
-I can cash this?
-Yeah. It's yours.
Oh, my god, man!
-Thank you so much!
-Oh! Oh, all right.
-Um, okay.
-I really appreciate that.
You guys have no idea
how helpful this is.
-Great.
-I gotta go. Really busy.
-Okay.
-Jason, such a good pleasure.
-Yeah, good to meet you.
-It's great!
-It's, uh, it's Jer--
-Wonderful. Team Luke!
-Yeah.
-Hashtag.
[laughing]
[sniffs]
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