Journey to the West (1986) s01e03 Episode Script
Da sheng nao tian gong
1
Episode 3 Havoc in Heaven
Hah, hey
Grandpa Great Sage
Grandpa Great Sage
Ah, hah
Ur
Great Spirit God. Here
I order you as the vanguard
to arrest the evil monkey soon
Yes, Your Majesty
Come on
Kids, move, move
Hah
You stubborn, little stableman
How could you intrude
into Heaven Palace
You'd better give in soon
or I'll break into ashes
Hey, I don't want to
fight with you nobody
just go back to the Heaven
Palace to pass my word
Look, I want to be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Go back to tell Jade Emperor
if he grant me as
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
I'll stop fighting, if not
I'll make a mess
in the Lingxiao Palace
let him know my power
Hum, you want to be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Mind my axe
Hah, send some powerful here
Oh, Ne Zha
Here
You go to rescue
Great Spirit God soon
and arrest the evil monkey
Yes
Evil monkey, mind my spear
Oh, hey. Who are you
You want to taste the sweetness
of my Ruyi Gold-banded Cudgel too
Hum, I'm the Third
Prince of Tower King
I'm Ne Zha, come to
arrest you by orders
Well. Hum
Boy, you're so young
how could be so boastful
Hum
Oh, I let you go alive
to tell your father
Bah, nonsense
Ok, I'll play with you
for a while
What? He want to be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Hey
Send more soldiers to arrest him
Calm down, Your Majesty
He's just a little evil monkey
In my opinion, you'd better
declare a decree to summon him
and grant him as
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
It's still ok
Hum
Your Majesty
I mean
you just give his an empty title
to restrict him
and avoid fighting. Well
The geezer comes again
Go away
Bother you to report to your King
Venus is here to
invite him by orders
Geezer, you cheated our King last time
He doesn't meet you any more
He doesn't meet you any more
He doesn't meet you any more
I come to invite him
to be an officer
An officer, is that stableman
No, no, this time he can be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
our King don't care about it
He doesn't care about it
He doesn't care about it
Look
Old God
Old God, our King calls you
Thanks, thanks. Go
Ok
Stop
Hold the knife entrance
Great Sage
Oh, hah
Great Sage
Great Sage, Great Sage
Geezer, you come to
for peace this time
or challenge
I dare not, I dare not
It's Tower King's fault
to offend you before
I'm innocent
It's me reported to
the Jade Emperor
so we can have peace
His Majesty asked me
to pass the decree
to appoint you
an officer in Heaven
Is still that stableman
Say
No, no, no
I'm here according
to the decree
to appoint you in Heaven
be Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Right
Aren't you cheat me
Great Sage, you just go
with me without any worry
Great Sage, if there's any error
you just blame me
Well
Venus, thanks. Well. Please
Great Sage, please
Great Sage, look. This is your
Great Sage Equaling Heaven Mansion
built by His Majesty's order
In the Lingxiao Palace today
he grant you with
golden flowers and jade wine
Great Sage, isn't this proud
or honourable enough
Venus. Yes. Thanks for
your recommendation
I have a place to stay
in Heaven now
Hah, come. Well, great
Your Majesty
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
idles everyday
and makes friends with
all constellation
swears brothers regardless
of status and age
and gangs up with them
Your Majesty
there's must be some troubles
if you let you be like this
all the time
Well
To summon him soon
and order him to
manage Peach Garden
in case he provokes a dispute
Yes, Your Majesty
Peach Garden
What a Peach Garden
Hah
Great Sage, why are you here
I come to manage Peach Garden
by Jade Emperor's order
I'm here to check it specially
Who are you
Say
I'm the Land God of this garden
Since you're coming by order
just check it by yourself
Great Sage
there're 3600 peach trees
Great Sage
these 1,200 peach tress in front
The fruit get ripe in 3,000 years, it can
make your body stronger and healthier
Great Sage, look
Great Sage
these 1,200 peach trees in middle
The fruit get ripe in 6,000 years
Great Sage, Great Sage
Ah, Great Sage
Say. Look
it can make you immortal
Well, immortal
Great Sage, Great Sage, Great Sage
Come, come over soon
These 1,200 peach trees in back
the fruit get ripe in 9,000 years
If you eats
Great Sage, you can be
as longevous as the world
Oh, as longevous as the world
Well, don't pick it
without authorisation
I'm tired
You go to watch
outside the garden
and let me rest a while here
Ok, ok. I'll go
Hah, hah
Come, come on
Hah
Come, come on. Hah
Fairies, please
Please
Fairies, why do you come here
Today is Peach Banquet
we come here by
Queen Mother's order
to pick peaches
Fairies, let me tell you
Jade Emperor appointed Great Sage
Equaling Heaven to manage here
You need to report to him
then you can enter the Garden
Well, where is him
Great Sage, Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage's official uniform
Where is him
Sisters, let's go to
find him in separate
Ok
Great Sage, Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
He's not here. He's not here
Do you find him? No
Since we can't find him
we go to pick peaches first
Ah, no
If we get blame of
Queen Mother by delay
Can you take it
Calm down, fairies. Calm down
Or you can go to pick peaches
when Great Sage is back
and then I report it to him
Sisters, go to pick peaches
Oh, look, a big red peach
Let me pick it, me
Ah
Who are you
Dare to steal celestial peaches
Great Sage, Queen Mother
holds Peach Banquet today
we come here by order
Well, hah
Let me ask you
Queen Mother invited who
to join the feast
The 500 Buddhism arhat
of West Buddha
Manjusri, Samantabhadra
and Bodhisattva Lingji
Mascot, Salary Star
and the God of Longevity
Zhenyuan God
True Man of the Grand Unity
Barefoot Immortal
Hah
All Immortal come
Well, all Immortal
Hah, did she invite me? Hah
I didn't hear that
Oh
You go to pick peaches
What Great Sage Equaling Heaven
It's a little monkey
Hum, little stableman
he even expect
to join Peach Banquet
Hah, hah
Oh, hah
Barefoot Immortal
where are you going
Queen Mother invited me
to join the Peach Banquet
I'm here to invite all immortal
by Jade Emperor's order
to meet in
Tongming Palace first
and then join the feast together
Oh, we met at Jasper Lake
in former years. Why we
Ah, immortal, you didn't know
rules changed this year
Oh, hah
Thanks, thanks
Hah
Two mouths
So many immortal fruit
let me carry them back
and let my kids enjoy
Come
Doulv Palace
Why do I come to Most Exalted
Lord Lao's elixir-making house
Open the door, open it
Where is this geezer
Ah, so small
Empress, all big peaches
were stolen by
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Ah
Empress
Empress, Empress. Bad news
Stop
Ah
Oh, god
What's wrong
Queen Mother
the evil monkey just now
coaxed me to Tongming Palace
by passing false decree
It must be him for
disturbing Peach Banquet
Ah, so ridiculous, terrible
God, my immortal pellet
Bold monkey disturbed Peach Banquet
stole immortal pellet
He's so guilty
Li Jing. Yes
Dispatch 100 thousand
heavenly troops soon
with the net of Heaven
to kill this evil monkey
Yes, Your Majesty
Move, go with me
Evil monkey, stop
Hah
Report. Your Majesty
That evil monkey
has vast magic powers
Tower King, he
he's unable to withstand
Ah
Even 100 thousand heavenly
troops can't subdue him
All ministers, who can
go to fight against him
Your Majesty
Your Majesty, Bodhisattva
Guanyin of South Sea comes
Well, welcome her
Please
I recommend one
Who's that
Er'lang True Man
of Guanjiang Outfall
Who are you
Are you come to surrender to me
Bah! I'm Er'lang True Man
grandson of Jade Emperor
I come to arrest you by order
Well
Hah, the sister of Jade Emperor
longed for the world
and married Yang
gave birth to a boy
Hah, when the boy grown up
he levelled off Peach Mountain
and rescued his mother
Isn't that you
Bah, stop nonsense
Hah, this temple must be a
transformation of evil monkey
Let me destroy it
The evil monkey is gone
Your Majesty
evil monkey flew away
Ah, where is it
Bring me wine. Yes, yes
And dishes. Yes
This
Lay down. Yes
Show documents to him
Grandpa
there're many documents
for your examination
Here, please
Hum
I got some too
Grandpa. Read it soon
Yes, yes
Grandpa, this is
Zhao's for begging a kid
This is for begging medicine
And Sun's for begging a kid
Li's for the marriage
of his grandson
Hah
Er'lang True Man
your temple is mine now
Evil monkey, stop
Let me help him
Do you have any weapon
What's this
This Diamond Ring is
myself-defence weapon
Waterproof and fireproof
It can hit anything
Well, help him soon. Quickly
Hah
Behead evil monkey later
Please Bodhisattva Guanyin
watch it with us
I need to go now
Your Majesty
Stand up, all ministers
Thanks, Your Majesty
Your Majesty
We've sent evil monkey
to the Evil-beheading Stage
Behead
Behead
Behead
Behead
Behead
Hah
To burn this evil monkey
Geezer Jade Emperor
just show me what you got
Kill him with thunders
Ah
Your Majesty
The evil monkey ate peaches
and immortal pellet
He's got a diamond body
If put him in the
Eight Trigrams Furnace
and burn him with Wenwu Fire
After 49 days
he'll be burnt to ashes
Great
Master, we've burnt
him over 40 days
The evil monkey
must be burnt to ashes
Hah
This evil monkey stole peaches
and my immortal pellet
He's suffering his own actions
Geezer, don't be happy
I'm still alive
Ah, master, he's alive
Fan, fan
Fan, fan, fan
Geezer, you fumigated my eyes
let me out soon
Or I'll destroy your furnace
Ah, master, terrible
What can we do
Bold evil monkey, I'll use
True Samadhi Fire to burn him
Apprentices, come with me. Yes
Time's up
Open the furnace
Hah, hah
Hah, hah
Flying over the cloud and mist
Chasing the wind and lightning
With one loop wind
I can go as far as 108,000 miles
Evil-telling eyes
Hard head and strong shoulders
I'm awe-inspiring
This is Great Sage Equaling Heaven
No hardships to me
Say nothing of gods or devils
With my Ruyi Gold-banded Cudgel
I'll turn the heaven and earth upside down
With my Ruyi Gold-banded Cudgel
I'll turn the heaven and earth upside down
I'm the tough's tough
No one can match me
I'm the tough's tough
No one can match me
No one
Go to call the Tathagata soon
You carrying load while I leading horse
Greeting the sunrise and sunset
Overcoming all obstacles
And we keep on going after battles
Keep on going after battles
La La La La.
Episode 3 Havoc in Heaven
Hah, hey
Grandpa Great Sage
Grandpa Great Sage
Ah, hah
Ur
Great Spirit God. Here
I order you as the vanguard
to arrest the evil monkey soon
Yes, Your Majesty
Come on
Kids, move, move
Hah
You stubborn, little stableman
How could you intrude
into Heaven Palace
You'd better give in soon
or I'll break into ashes
Hey, I don't want to
fight with you nobody
just go back to the Heaven
Palace to pass my word
Look, I want to be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Go back to tell Jade Emperor
if he grant me as
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
I'll stop fighting, if not
I'll make a mess
in the Lingxiao Palace
let him know my power
Hum, you want to be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Mind my axe
Hah, send some powerful here
Oh, Ne Zha
Here
You go to rescue
Great Spirit God soon
and arrest the evil monkey
Yes
Evil monkey, mind my spear
Oh, hey. Who are you
You want to taste the sweetness
of my Ruyi Gold-banded Cudgel too
Hum, I'm the Third
Prince of Tower King
I'm Ne Zha, come to
arrest you by orders
Well. Hum
Boy, you're so young
how could be so boastful
Hum
Oh, I let you go alive
to tell your father
Bah, nonsense
Ok, I'll play with you
for a while
What? He want to be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Hey
Send more soldiers to arrest him
Calm down, Your Majesty
He's just a little evil monkey
In my opinion, you'd better
declare a decree to summon him
and grant him as
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
It's still ok
Hum
Your Majesty
I mean
you just give his an empty title
to restrict him
and avoid fighting. Well
The geezer comes again
Go away
Bother you to report to your King
Venus is here to
invite him by orders
Geezer, you cheated our King last time
He doesn't meet you any more
He doesn't meet you any more
He doesn't meet you any more
I come to invite him
to be an officer
An officer, is that stableman
No, no, this time he can be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
our King don't care about it
He doesn't care about it
He doesn't care about it
Look
Old God
Old God, our King calls you
Thanks, thanks. Go
Ok
Stop
Hold the knife entrance
Great Sage
Oh, hah
Great Sage
Great Sage, Great Sage
Geezer, you come to
for peace this time
or challenge
I dare not, I dare not
It's Tower King's fault
to offend you before
I'm innocent
It's me reported to
the Jade Emperor
so we can have peace
His Majesty asked me
to pass the decree
to appoint you
an officer in Heaven
Is still that stableman
Say
No, no, no
I'm here according
to the decree
to appoint you in Heaven
be Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Right
Aren't you cheat me
Great Sage, you just go
with me without any worry
Great Sage, if there's any error
you just blame me
Well
Venus, thanks. Well. Please
Great Sage, please
Great Sage, look. This is your
Great Sage Equaling Heaven Mansion
built by His Majesty's order
In the Lingxiao Palace today
he grant you with
golden flowers and jade wine
Great Sage, isn't this proud
or honourable enough
Venus. Yes. Thanks for
your recommendation
I have a place to stay
in Heaven now
Hah, come. Well, great
Your Majesty
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
idles everyday
and makes friends with
all constellation
swears brothers regardless
of status and age
and gangs up with them
Your Majesty
there's must be some troubles
if you let you be like this
all the time
Well
To summon him soon
and order him to
manage Peach Garden
in case he provokes a dispute
Yes, Your Majesty
Peach Garden
What a Peach Garden
Hah
Great Sage, why are you here
I come to manage Peach Garden
by Jade Emperor's order
I'm here to check it specially
Who are you
Say
I'm the Land God of this garden
Since you're coming by order
just check it by yourself
Great Sage
there're 3600 peach trees
Great Sage
these 1,200 peach tress in front
The fruit get ripe in 3,000 years, it can
make your body stronger and healthier
Great Sage, look
Great Sage
these 1,200 peach trees in middle
The fruit get ripe in 6,000 years
Great Sage, Great Sage
Ah, Great Sage
Say. Look
it can make you immortal
Well, immortal
Great Sage, Great Sage, Great Sage
Come, come over soon
These 1,200 peach trees in back
the fruit get ripe in 9,000 years
If you eats
Great Sage, you can be
as longevous as the world
Oh, as longevous as the world
Well, don't pick it
without authorisation
I'm tired
You go to watch
outside the garden
and let me rest a while here
Ok, ok. I'll go
Hah, hah
Come, come on
Hah
Come, come on. Hah
Fairies, please
Please
Fairies, why do you come here
Today is Peach Banquet
we come here by
Queen Mother's order
to pick peaches
Fairies, let me tell you
Jade Emperor appointed Great Sage
Equaling Heaven to manage here
You need to report to him
then you can enter the Garden
Well, where is him
Great Sage, Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage's official uniform
Where is him
Sisters, let's go to
find him in separate
Ok
Great Sage, Great Sage
Great Sage
Great Sage
He's not here. He's not here
Do you find him? No
Since we can't find him
we go to pick peaches first
Ah, no
If we get blame of
Queen Mother by delay
Can you take it
Calm down, fairies. Calm down
Or you can go to pick peaches
when Great Sage is back
and then I report it to him
Sisters, go to pick peaches
Oh, look, a big red peach
Let me pick it, me
Ah
Who are you
Dare to steal celestial peaches
Great Sage, Queen Mother
holds Peach Banquet today
we come here by order
Well, hah
Let me ask you
Queen Mother invited who
to join the feast
The 500 Buddhism arhat
of West Buddha
Manjusri, Samantabhadra
and Bodhisattva Lingji
Mascot, Salary Star
and the God of Longevity
Zhenyuan God
True Man of the Grand Unity
Barefoot Immortal
Hah
All Immortal come
Well, all Immortal
Hah, did she invite me? Hah
I didn't hear that
Oh
You go to pick peaches
What Great Sage Equaling Heaven
It's a little monkey
Hum, little stableman
he even expect
to join Peach Banquet
Hah, hah
Oh, hah
Barefoot Immortal
where are you going
Queen Mother invited me
to join the Peach Banquet
I'm here to invite all immortal
by Jade Emperor's order
to meet in
Tongming Palace first
and then join the feast together
Oh, we met at Jasper Lake
in former years. Why we
Ah, immortal, you didn't know
rules changed this year
Oh, hah
Thanks, thanks
Hah
Two mouths
So many immortal fruit
let me carry them back
and let my kids enjoy
Come
Doulv Palace
Why do I come to Most Exalted
Lord Lao's elixir-making house
Open the door, open it
Where is this geezer
Ah, so small
Empress, all big peaches
were stolen by
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Ah
Empress
Empress, Empress. Bad news
Stop
Ah
Oh, god
What's wrong
Queen Mother
the evil monkey just now
coaxed me to Tongming Palace
by passing false decree
It must be him for
disturbing Peach Banquet
Ah, so ridiculous, terrible
God, my immortal pellet
Bold monkey disturbed Peach Banquet
stole immortal pellet
He's so guilty
Li Jing. Yes
Dispatch 100 thousand
heavenly troops soon
with the net of Heaven
to kill this evil monkey
Yes, Your Majesty
Move, go with me
Evil monkey, stop
Hah
Report. Your Majesty
That evil monkey
has vast magic powers
Tower King, he
he's unable to withstand
Ah
Even 100 thousand heavenly
troops can't subdue him
All ministers, who can
go to fight against him
Your Majesty
Your Majesty, Bodhisattva
Guanyin of South Sea comes
Well, welcome her
Please
I recommend one
Who's that
Er'lang True Man
of Guanjiang Outfall
Who are you
Are you come to surrender to me
Bah! I'm Er'lang True Man
grandson of Jade Emperor
I come to arrest you by order
Well
Hah, the sister of Jade Emperor
longed for the world
and married Yang
gave birth to a boy
Hah, when the boy grown up
he levelled off Peach Mountain
and rescued his mother
Isn't that you
Bah, stop nonsense
Hah, this temple must be a
transformation of evil monkey
Let me destroy it
The evil monkey is gone
Your Majesty
evil monkey flew away
Ah, where is it
Bring me wine. Yes, yes
And dishes. Yes
This
Lay down. Yes
Show documents to him
Grandpa
there're many documents
for your examination
Here, please
Hum
I got some too
Grandpa. Read it soon
Yes, yes
Grandpa, this is
Zhao's for begging a kid
This is for begging medicine
And Sun's for begging a kid
Li's for the marriage
of his grandson
Hah
Er'lang True Man
your temple is mine now
Evil monkey, stop
Let me help him
Do you have any weapon
What's this
This Diamond Ring is
myself-defence weapon
Waterproof and fireproof
It can hit anything
Well, help him soon. Quickly
Hah
Behead evil monkey later
Please Bodhisattva Guanyin
watch it with us
I need to go now
Your Majesty
Stand up, all ministers
Thanks, Your Majesty
Your Majesty
We've sent evil monkey
to the Evil-beheading Stage
Behead
Behead
Behead
Behead
Behead
Hah
To burn this evil monkey
Geezer Jade Emperor
just show me what you got
Kill him with thunders
Ah
Your Majesty
The evil monkey ate peaches
and immortal pellet
He's got a diamond body
If put him in the
Eight Trigrams Furnace
and burn him with Wenwu Fire
After 49 days
he'll be burnt to ashes
Great
Master, we've burnt
him over 40 days
The evil monkey
must be burnt to ashes
Hah
This evil monkey stole peaches
and my immortal pellet
He's suffering his own actions
Geezer, don't be happy
I'm still alive
Ah, master, he's alive
Fan, fan
Fan, fan, fan
Geezer, you fumigated my eyes
let me out soon
Or I'll destroy your furnace
Ah, master, terrible
What can we do
Bold evil monkey, I'll use
True Samadhi Fire to burn him
Apprentices, come with me. Yes
Time's up
Open the furnace
Hah, hah
Hah, hah
Flying over the cloud and mist
Chasing the wind and lightning
With one loop wind
I can go as far as 108,000 miles
Evil-telling eyes
Hard head and strong shoulders
I'm awe-inspiring
This is Great Sage Equaling Heaven
No hardships to me
Say nothing of gods or devils
With my Ruyi Gold-banded Cudgel
I'll turn the heaven and earth upside down
With my Ruyi Gold-banded Cudgel
I'll turn the heaven and earth upside down
I'm the tough's tough
No one can match me
I'm the tough's tough
No one can match me
No one
Go to call the Tathagata soon
You carrying load while I leading horse
Greeting the sunrise and sunset
Overcoming all obstacles
And we keep on going after battles
Keep on going after battles
La La La La.