The Panthers (2021) s01e04 Episode Script

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I will clean up the streets
of this scum!
Those illegal Pacific Islanders
have taken New Zealanders' jobs.
Prime Minister Kirk's dead.
Oh.
I haven't been happy for years!
Caro, don't walk away
in the middle of this.
It's not the middle.
I consider your life worth
something to me, Mama.
I only reworded your work slightly.
I added some stuffy legalese
to make it as binding as possible.
Make sure you're happy with it
before we go to print.
This is awesome, David.
- Thank you.
- You've been tracking the polls.
It's part of the reason I'm pushing
these through with such urgency.
Our people will need to know
their rights if he gets in.
Tell me he ain't going to get in.
Muldoon vs Wallace!
There should be an asterisk
after your name.
Fight!
What was Norman thinking
going and dying on
us, only to leave a wimp
like you as hisheir?
They call you The Mouse,
because you squeak like one!
When are your balls gonna drop, Wallace?
Knock-out!
Wallace is really an unfortunate name. I
mean, I wouldn't even
call my dog Wallace.
Soprano. Soprano.
You're a shiver looking for
a spine to run down, Wallace.
Throw in the towel now
and do your party a favour!
Muldoon wins!
New high score ROB!
New high score. New high score.
New high score.
If Piggy wins, we're going to need more
than legal aid booklets, aren't we?
He's made it very clear who he's going
to blame the country's problems on.
There was a time when New
Zealand cities were quiet and clean.
People said they were
nice places to bring up children.
But the cities grew alarmingly.
People poured in not
just from the country,
but from other countries as well
62,000 in just two years.
Soon, there were not enough schools
or hospitals.
Then, one day,
there weren't enough jobs either.
The people became angry
and violence broke out,
especially among those who had come from
other places expecting great things.
Which is why New Zealand
cities are not such
nice places to bring
up children any more.
What we do now will decide what kind
of places those cities are going to be.
Under National, immigration
will be cut from
32,000 to around 5000 people each year.
- New Zealand
- the wayyouwant it.
Well done, Jonesy.
Terry from Timaru is going to be pushing
coconuts on to the next
jumbo jets to Apia.
It's hitting that threat
to the Kiwi dream
- that we talked about, Rob.
- I said well done.
You want me to blow you off as well?
Well, if you like that,
you'll love this.
Allow me to present to you The Mouse,
formerly known as
Wallace 'Bill' Rowling!
Squeaky, squeaky,
squeaky! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Dirty bloody bugger.
i le atua
lena tatou
tupu ai
ina ua
na alofa fua
ia te'i tatou
uma nei.
- Ia pepese,
- Ia pe, ia pepese,
- ia pepese
- ia pe, ia pepese
- aleluia
- aleluia
- fa'afetai
- fa'afetai
ia pepese,
ia pepese
aleluia fa'afetai.
Fa'afetai
i lona alo
lena afio mai luga
le ua fai
ma faapaolo
ai le puapuaga.
- Ia pepese
- Ia pe, ia pepese, ia
ia pepese ale
aleluia fa
- fa'afetai - Ia pe
- ia pepese,
ia pepese
aleluia
- Fa'afetai. ♪
- fa'afetai. ♪
You can't catch me!
Boys. Boys, can you please keep it down?
Have there been any men
around when Daddy's not home?
Only Mike.
Mike who?
Officer Havili?
But only
when Daddy's home, though, right?
Sometimes when Daddy's not home too.
When's Mummy coming home?
Soon.
You can stay as long as you need.
I've set it up so it's ready in case
the kids come. You know they're welcome.
Just give us a yell
if you need anything, OK?
Thank you.
I'm not a racist, but these
bloody Islanders they
breed like rabbits.
They come over here in twos, and soon
enough, there's hundreds of them.
I'm telling you racial harmony
is a matter of arithmetic,
and with them in the equation, the
maths simply does not make sense.
Piggy, please turn off the tap
to immigration.
Yes. You know, the New
Zealand that we know
and love is being eroded
by this government,
- isn't it, Rob?
- Thanks for your call, Phil.
The Labour Government doesn't know
how to run the country.
They say they can't employ
the average Kiwi bloke,
and yet they're still
bringing in unskilled
immigrants from the islands
by the plane-load,
and that leads to a myriad of problems.
Yes. Thanks for raising that topic of
immigration there, Phil from Takapuna.
Looks like you've inspired a heck
of a lot of people to
come back on the line,
and we'll take your calls
relatively shortly
after
I've gotta say, the
next leader of our great
country, the Right
Honourable Rob Muldoon.
Radio Windy.
Phil from Takapuna was great
- Back to you in 60, gents.
- Thanks.
Yeah, Phil is going to
give the rest of them
complete licence to bloody cut loose.
Watch this.
Melanie from Auckland,
what's your, uh, what's your take?
Hi, Mike. It's pronounced Meh-lah-nee.
Yes, I'm a med student at Auckland
Uni and I'm a New Zealand-born Samoan.
- Yeah, my mum
- Boys, boys, boys!
- Yeah?
- Isn't that Melani?
of the racist
lies you've been spreading this morning.
Racist? Wow. That's a
That's a big call.
But, you know, please go
ahead, because we're all
big fans here of freedom
of speech on RadioWindy.
OK. Um, well, let's take
the crime stats you point to.
You're referring to stats
which currently lump
a whole bunch of Pacific people
in together, misleadingly.
Yeah.
For example, a half-Samoan, half-Palagi
offender is reported as
Samoan if they offend
rather than half a point to each.
- Baa-aa-langi, you say? -
- Or Pakeha, European.
How does that work?
Oh, I think you're stretching it
just a little bit there, girlie.
I mean, if that's all you got, then it's
almost an admission
of the issue at hand.
That is not an admission.
Points to you, though, because
you're breaking the mould.
You're out there.
You're getting an education,
and you're a great role model for
all of those Islanders out there.
OK, next
SCREAMS, MUFFLED: You fucking
stupid arsehole!
Hi, Mike. A 1971 survey of
Auckland police showed that,
whilst crime by Pacific Islanders
constituted 4.5% of
total crime that year,
when surveyed, police officers
estimated Pacific Island crime
was between three and seven times
greater than this.
What does this show?
It shows an undeniable racist bias
towards my people
from people in positions
of authority in this country.
These biases come from
all kinds of places, but
are almost undeniably
perpetuated by themedia.
Therefore, you arseholes
you have a responsibility
to tell the truth.
Was probably those
skinheads from Avondale
you guys had a run-in
with on the weekend.
Well, we should find those dulas
and make them clean this shit up now.
Hey. Who broke the door down
stairs?
- Nice work on the radio.
- Yeah. Good job, sis.
I say let's take this meeting
back to my fale, yeah?
- Will! Kakou o!
- Leave him.
I don't think they're ready
to move. It'll be a big upheaval.
You're the boss.
Hey, there's, um, one more
thing that I wanted to
talk to you about. I saw
you in the supplycupboard.
I did a stocktake after you left.
Look, relax.
I get it.
I just wanted to reach out to
whoever it was for
to let them know that we have
a support group going
for women going through such things.
Thanks.
I also wanted you to know that
we have a clinic set up in Remuera,
fulfilling such procedures safely,
in lieu of the inaction of
our archaic patriarchal government
who still believe such
things are a boarding
pass to Lucifer's dungeon
for all eternity.
Sorry.
I just wanted to let
you know what we're up
to, in case you might
want to get involved.
Once you're back on your feet,
that is, of course.
You've probably got enough
on your plate at the moment
Oh, I would love to help.
We need to stop that pig.
How are we going to get
more support for Rowling?
Why should we get behind them?
We're anti-government, aren't we?
Left, right, National, Labour
they're all crooks;
colonisers perpetuating a system that
serves them that's stacked against us.
When they promise to give back our
stolen land, they'll get my vote.
That Rowling fella seems
like a pussy to me.
Do you not read the papers, Fred?
This is going to be a nightmare
for our people if Muldoon gets in.
Sis, I hear you, but honestly,
they're the lesser evil.
With Muldoon comes mass deportations,
more racially-targeted police squads
going after our families.
Yeah, I'm all for revolution.
But while we're
building it, let's do all that we can,
and that includes using the democratic
system that currently exists.
Rowling's not perfect,
but a vote for him
is a vote towards stopping
that arsehole from
taking the office, and I'm all for that.
- Um, Labour have a rally on today.
- It's a pro-choice rally
and a march from Aotea Square
with the women's lib crowd.
I think it's important that a group of
us go down there and show our support.
Any volunteers?
- Well, I'd like to go to that.
- Great. Anyone else?
Then maybe I should
check if the Huns and
the Apaches are keen to back up Labour.
What? Do gang members' votes
not count in the democratic system?
What do you think, Will?
Um, yeah, I'll go with these guys
to the Rowling thing.
Uh, OK, ainga. That's us today.
Captain Fred, you and I
are on food parcels this week.
Our squad for the Rowling gig is
confirmed. Youse know who you are.
Tigi and Vince, youse are on
homework centres this week too.
That's us. Meeting adjourned.
Thanks for coming through, guys.
Awesome.
Hey, I'll see you guys later, yeah?
Bye, Hinah.
- Thank you.
- Kia ora. Take care, bo's.
Cheers. Awesome, man.
Hey, um, can you guys stay back?
- Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah, I'll catch you guys up. Later.
- Sis, give me a hand?
- Oh, yeah.
Sidebar meeting, is it?
Wonder what this could be about.
What's up with you, bo's? You've
been acting weird this whole morning.
Nah. I'm all good, eh?
Tell me you didn't have anything
to do with what happened at
Will! Will!
Say, Nige, why you coming
in like the bloody pigs?
Sorry, bo's. Bro,
what happened at yours?
Gave us a heart attack, bo's.
I was walking past and someone's
thrown a brick into your parents' car.
Who have you pissed off this time?
A problem share
is a problem halved, Professor.
Um
It's Ice.
Why? We already gave him the TV, though.
Yeah. It was a flash
model too, I might add.
Yeah.
I heard some of our Panther funds
went towards that debt with Ice.
I paid that money back to the Panther
kitty already. Ask the treasurer.
- He did. He did.
- Well, why is he after you this time?
Well, it's, um,
- It's what?
- Spit it out.
- It's just
- It's just? Come on, man.
Kope!
It's because of
Hm?
Because of Tessa.
Tessa?
As in Ice Tessa?
- Oh, dear Lord.
Don't worry about it.
I'll get to the bottom of this.
I doubt it.
Why are you asking?
Hey, remember you came to me
and asked for help.
You should worry about your own family.
And judging by this,
you've got a lot more
to worry about than just
your little prince.
Can't feel my feet.
OK. Sweet, thank you.
- I don't have to go to Aussie, guys.
- The travel agent said
we can get Will on a 7.05
flight to Brisbane today.
Sounds good.
Jonathon will pick him
up on the other end
and connect him with the Aussie chapter.
Kong you, Nigel, Miriama, and I; we
can share his portfolios in his absence.
- Good call, sis.
- Hello. I'm still here in the room.
Gets him out of the gang's reach,
and then makes him useful
to our Aussie brothers
who've been asking for
our help for ages.
Well, how long are you planning
on me being home for?
Just give me a few days to see what
I can sort out with Ice and them.
Look, I appreciate all
of this, guys, but
seriously, I've got
important shit to do here.
What, like the classes you don't go to?
Or is it your sparkling love life
which puts us all in danger?
It's decided, bo's.
That should be able
to cover his ticket
Hey, nah, nah, nah, bo's.
OK? I'm not taking your money.
Yeah, and I'm not having
my number one get killed.
It's all good. I got you.
Look, I can go and talk to Ice myself.
- Sure.
- What?
How's the ear?
Do you want to get another one
cut off, eh? Yeah, nah. Mm.
Just go, eh?
Kafao. Have fun.
Help out our Aussie
brothers and sisters.
I can chip in too.
- I mean, it's not enough, but
- Hey, nah, nah, nah, nah.
. Please.
Whatever you do, don't get in
any more trouble over there.
This shit is dumb, even for the
losers you got working for you.
Oh, wait. Don't tell me
you did this yourself.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Just popole fua, huh?
Haven't even left the house.
Do you know how many
brick walls there are
like this in the neighbourhood? Do you?
You may as well have left one of
your stupid bandanas on the aerial.
Big Mike. Big Mike.Hey.
Take a deep breath.
Take a seat.
Look,
I got a lot on my plate at the moment.
- I know, Maikolo.
- Do you?
Do you want the 'Ilolahia boy?
You just got to better communicate
with me, OK? And we can coordinate
That's fucking it right there.
That's fucking it!
As you say, it's just
communication, huh, sole?
You just want to talk, eh, my boy?
I go to church with the old lady too.
How'd you know about that boy and Tessa?
I'm a cop.
I find out all sorts of shit like that.
That piece of shit is the reason
why I can't hold my fucking son.
Hey.
You're on a last chance saloon, mate.
All right? Just give me a minute.
I'll get the kid and
I'll bring him back.
Sure. I'll only give you a minute.
And then, I'll knock off these boys
one by one, and then his family.
All right.
It's time for you to let
Daddy do his thing, Mikey.
Unless you want a hit.
Come on.
Promise you.
I got clean shit this time.
Love you, boy.
Right-oh.
Ah! Fuck!
Havili, this is base. Do you copy?
Havili, we're waiting on that car, mate.
Yeah, I'll be there soon.
The aim of today's rally
is to show our support
of Bill Rowling and the Labour Party
in particular, their pro-choice policy.
Bill and Labour
are supporting women's rights,
as opposed to Muldoon and his cronies,
who'd seemingly still rather see women
have to sneak off to
Australia at their own
hefty expense to have
such procedures completed
or force them into having
them done illegally
and potentially unsafely
on the back streets.
Makes me wonder if we're living
in 1975 or 1875.
Thank you for hearing us, Bill.
Ladies, the rally starts
in five minutes.
We'll meet everyone else out around the
front, all right?
Good. Let's go.
Hey, you.
Come here. Mm.
- You look great.
- Oh, thank you. You look amazing.
Oh.
Kind of bizarre, us
being here, though, eh?
Mm.
Girl, you were as brave
as all hell that day.
Oh, thank you for being there.
How have you been?
Yeah. Good. Good. Just trying to
help these guys start a revolution.
Yeah, the stuff they're
doing now is way better
than the things they
used to get up to
getting drunk, causing riots,
almost killing cops.
You're not talking about the
Point Chev riots, are you?
Yeah. Yeah, I am. My
stupid son went inside
for GBH on a police officer that night.
- What?
- Oh my God.
What?
I think that was Jimmy.
Oh, shit.
OK. Wow. Um
Of course, he's a cop, but, um
- I am so sorry.
- And I'm so sorry.
No, no, no.
How's your boy?
Well, I haven't been
to see him yet because
I don't have wheels at the moment.
How's your ex?
You two ready to chant your hearts out?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
Mm-hmm? There you go. Come on.
Did Nana's papers come through yet?
Not yet. We just need a
couple more of Dad's pays
to show we've got enough
money to support her.
OK. Well, here. You take this.
Read it with me.
'When the police come to your door,
'always ask them
what or who they want and why.
'Always ask them to identify
themselves and take their numbers.
'Always remember what they said.
Write it
down what happened
straight afterwards.'
Is Nana going to get taken away?
No. Everything's going
to be OK becauseyouwon't
let that happen. Keep this
book safe justin case.
Remember, Uaina
you're smart, you're beautiful,
and you're a Teine Samoa, like me.
And that means we're strong. So no one's
going to mess with
you, me, or your Nana.
Nana. You cold?
Suga.
Hey, what's wrong?
Nothing.
You know, you shouldn't
be out here campaigning
with us. You should be
at home with yourfamily.
When are you going to tell
the others about your mum?
You know we're all here for you, right?
I just feel like crap.
I mean, I promised that
little girl that her
Nana won't get deported,
but how can I be sure?
If Muldoon gets in,
that's exactly what's
going to happen, so we
need to try harder.
Bad politicians are elected
by good citizens
Excuse me. Are you happy to have
an open conversation about
Make yours count.
Hi, Miss. Just one minute
of your time, please.
the upcoming election.
The election?
Have you guys ever thought
about what would happen
- if National and Muldoon win?
- Bad politicians are elected
by good citizens who don't vote.
- Sis, I don't think they care.
- I don't think they do either.
Make yours count.
Kia ora. Is Mum or Dad around?
We're here to talk to them
about the upcoming election.
Uh, I live with my dad. You're
Uncle Willo's friends, eh?
Yes.
Uh, my dad can't vote. Uncle Will's
been trying to suss out his passport.
Um, yeah, I'm sure Will will come
through for you, but maybe take this
and have a read just in case
anything happens before he does.
Thank you.
Have you thought about
voting for Labour?
Muldoon came to speak at
my church, and I know
that he believes in God.
I think he's a nice man.
Which is why we're trying
to spread awareness in the community
about what Muldoon and National
have planned.
We will be obedient to whoever the
Lord put in power. We vote for God.
Yeah. And what if God
leads the police to your
house and deports your
entire congregation?
Hey, sorry, guys. I've got to
head back, go help out the whanau.
- Hei apopo.
- See ya..
Bye
Their faith is so blind.
I mean, never mind the election.
Where will
that get them when
shit really goes down,
like if someone gets sick or dies?
What then? Foolish!
I think you just need to rest, suga.
No, if we can just
help keep Muldoon out,
I feel like everything else will be OK.
And I know that doesn't make any
sense, but it's just what I feel.
You know? Like, that's our
contribution what we need to do.
Well, do you want to come grab a feed?
I'll see you for the big day tomorrow.
Here's hoping we made a
dint in those polls.
Hey, take it easy on yourself
tonight. All right?
Ah, Willy!
Welcome to Brissy, my brother!
How you been? How was your flight?
Yeah, good, mate.
Ooh, shit! This is my boy, Artie.
He's my half-brother, man. Amazing! Ooh!
Yeah!
Great to have you here, Willy
to have someone
of your calibre in our squad, Professor.
That's what they call you, eh?
Professor Chosen One Willy.
These white fellas trying to fuck us
black fellas in the arse, eh, Willy?
That's why they keep fighting. All
the power to all the people, Willy.
Yeah, totally. Um
So what's our plan?
Put a fucking full stop to them
bloody white fellas stealing our land.
Yeah. I'm going to go
down to the senator's
tomorrow and fuck some shit up, Willy.
- Be great to get your input on that.
- Um
Yeah. OK. Do you guys know anyone
in the media around these ways?
Yeah, I've got a buddy
Preston, works at the ABC.
Preston. OK. We'll go see Preston first.
No point fucking shit up if no
one's there to see it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. But, you know, you
can tell me exactly
what you've got in mind on the way.
- No worries.
- No worries.
So if you see or hear anything
about Will 'Ilolahia,
help me out.
Take care of your charges.
Hey, Havili. You've got a call.
Havili.
Maikolo.
What the hell are you doing
ringing me here?
The boy. Where is he?
You told me you're
going to sort him out.
Yeah, I'm on it, but his friends
are hiding him.
Yeah, fuck his friends, all right?
That big
Samoan kefe that he rolls with
what's hisname?
Leave it to me, all right?
Just leave it to me. You just
The fuck are you looking at, cunt?
What are you doing here?
You're seeing somebody else, aren't you?
What?
Just admit it. Why else would
you leave and abandon us?
Abandon? Jimmy, this is not the time
or the place for this conversation
What are you doing here, Caro?
What's wrong with you?
You should be at home,
looking after your kids.
I will look after them. I didn't walk
out on them. I walked out on you!
You're walking out on your family so
you can behave like a fucking slut!
Officer, I don't know what's going on.
Save your breath, tough guy.
I'm leaving.
Hey.
Some excellent policing done
in this, so well done, all of you.
You should be very proud of yourselves.
Sorry, Sir.
Nice of you to join us, Davis.
In the last four weeks, we have made
197 arrests for disorderly conduct
in this inner city area and
surrounding suburbs, which is good.
But as you know, Commissioner, we strive
for more than good in this district.
We want to double that.
We want to make this
inner-city area of Auckland safe again.
It would be great if we
could book some more
people on some serious charges, though.
Hey. Oi.
Hey. What are you lot up to?
Just hanging out, Officer.
Well, you can just
hang out in the cells.
Hey? What do we do?
- You're idle and disorderly.
- Idle, you reckon? Come on.
Come here.
You're making it a lot
harder for yourself!
Let go!
- Please help!
- OK. OK. OK. OK.
- How's things at the hub?
- Yeah, they're going real good.
- All good? Same old, same old?
- Yeah.
- How's that fucking cousin of mine?
- You're coming with me.
What's this bullshit, Officer?
- Offensive language.
- Go lock up some real crims.
- Come on.
- What the
What's this for?!
Disturbing the peace. You watch
your mouth or you're coming too.
- What are we booking 'em for again?
- Ah, they can barely speak English.
Write something up at the station.
- That's 37 for today.
- Why are we being arrested?
It's preventative justice, Davis.
Getting them, catching them
before they rape and murder,
rather than park the ambulance
at the bottom of the cliff.
You know this.
Anyway, congratulations on
hitting your targets, Davis,
and congratulations, all of you.
You've done a great job.
Thank you. That'll be all.
Go well tonight.
Thank you, Commissioner.
Sir, I'm
I've got to leave early this
afternoon to pick up my bloody kids.
Pick up kids?
I didn't know you had a mick, Davis.
What, you gonna breastfeed them as well
What the fuck is going on? Hmm?
All the crap in this meeting. You're
supposed to lead this task force.
Start acting like it, or you're done.
Tell me when. Tell me when!
Keep coming! Left hand down.
Left hand down.
- Left hand what?
- Keep going! Keep going!
What do you mean left hand?
Keep going. Stop! Stop! Go, go, go!
That's us. That's us. All right.
Jump in the vaka, boys!
Give it some gas, Professor!
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey, wait!
You're on stolen land!
Hey, buddy, you getting all this?
Whoo! Look at him roll, boys!
Whoo!
Oh, Melani's gonna kill me.
We're going to jail, Willy.
- So what happens now, Caro?
- Wendy, jump in the middle.
You're just going to walk out?
It's an embarrassment.
- Keep it together!
- It's fucked, Caro!
What are you gonna tell the kids? Huh?
They're gonna
think you're a fucking dyke.
Wow.
You're a real piece of shit.
You know that, Jimmy?
- Caro.
- Hey!
- You watch yourself.
- You fuck off.
Seatbelts!
Come on!
Oh, fuck.
Wow. You're brave growing
this shit at home, bo's.
- I thought you said your mum was Hindu.
- Bo's,
she's the one helping me grow it.
I told her they were tomato plants
and she's really gotten on
their horticulture vibe
Luafutu.
- Oi. Uh
- Where's Will?
Seems to have gone missing. Where is he?
I, uh, wouldn't have a clue, Officer.
Yeah, nah. I don't know, eh?
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Think you're so smart, eh? Hey!
- I'll beat the shit out of you.
- OK. He didn't do anything wrong, eh?
Hey, if you like your mate, you better
hope I find him before Ice does.
Bo's, what the fuck was that?
- Hey, Mum.
- Mm?
How many did you get?
- 20.
- 20.
Hey, you said that would be plenty.
Yeah. That's heaps. Thanks, Mum.
Bo's! You ready to deliver
these food parcels?
- O ai le ga?
- Uh, it's just Fred, Mum.
Hi, Fred!
Oh, Mum says hi.
Sole, Dad needs
the van for work tonight now.
Oh, oh, it's all good. I'll just
I'll just walk
it you know, work off
Mum's sapasui somehow.
- Fa!
- Fa.
Yeah, OK. Careful, son.
These are very
- Sorry, Mum.
- Yeah, all right. Yeah.
- Yep.
- Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
- OK.
- OK.
- Love you.
- OK. Love you. Fa.
- Fa!
- Fa!
Fuck. Just give it to him.
Just give it to him. Let's go.
Tell your mate the Huns
came to visit, bitch.
See you guys back at the pad!
Ooh.
That's 2800 for Tamaki.
And that's with special votes
to come? Fantastic!
Electorate 12 Eden.
Majority to National's Malcolm 1344.
From electorate 68 Franklin.
That's a majority to National's
Birch. There are now
21 Labour seats have fallen.
Hello?
Hey, is Nigel there?
Nigel, one of your Pink Panther friends
is on the phone.
- Hello?
- Nige, it's me Will.
- Hey, man. How's Aussie?
- Long story.
You think NZ is racist, bo's?
Hey, um, can you come pick me up?
Unfortunately, I don't have my
pilot's licence yet, Professor.
No, no, no. I'm back at the airport.
- You're back because of Kong?
- What do you mean, 'because of Kong?'
- I got deported.
- I'll fill you in when I see you.
The state of the parties
now 83. Labour on 30, National on 53.
10.4%, the swing against the government.
Tonight has gone very
definitely blue in a big way.
Mr Rowling, you yourself must be
a pretty shattered and
disillusioned man.
I wouldn't say
disillusioned. I'm disappointed.
Ah, yo, my toko.
I think we need to nofo get lalo.
I just been speaking to malo.
He said you
said you think I'm thinking
with my dick again,
thinking that I'm slick
again, acting like
a prick again and how
I'm never listening.
I hope you know that
I would never do you dirty.
I'm like my Richmond jersey
in the winter.
7.30am. I'm up early playing.
You think I'm playing
up cos I'm starry-eyed
for this bad fa'fine I'm waiting for.
Now tell me have you ever been
so love drunk
you were tipsy off her bed,
whiskey just the one cup?
I swear it was the hood, but it's
the girls that took me under
sharing the night together
till the virgin sun comes up.
Oh, I can't help it. I'm selfish
and I'm reminded love is blinded
like some ultraviolet light
and I swore it struck my heart
like some ultra-violent lighting.
I hope you understand
cos you're my brother, man.
It's like that, uso.
Where you at, uso?
Hit me up and holler back
when you can, uso.
It's like that, uso,
cos you're my mans, uso.
So hit me up and holler back
when you can, uso. Fa. ♪
We work for the great people of New
Zealand, either in
government or in opposition.
Hope we can do a much more
effective job than government,
and that's why we want to be
the government again in 1978.
He's going to be OK, bo's.
Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob!
Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob!
Thank you, New Zealand.
We will repay your confidence.
We will clean up the streets.
And we will give
New Zealanders back their jobs!
We will fix this broken economy,
and we will make New
Zealand great again!
The new Prime Minister
of New Zealand! Whoo!
We bloody won!
- Avaku le kama
- You don't understand.
This isn't America.
There's no segregation.
It's not fucking apartheid in South
Africa, all right? This is New Zealand.
- Someone dobbed me in, Will.
- Yeah, it was fucking Havili.
- That was your mother.
- Bullshit.
- I'm looking for a headline here.
- So far, numbers have been a bit soft.
What do we do then, Teddy?
We raid them in the middle of the night.
We're on tomorrow 0300 hours.