P-Valley (2020) s01e07 Episode Script

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Previously on P-Valley
How, like, serious are you
about this music thing?
What, you trying to be Keyshia
Ka'Oir to my Gucci Mane?
Slide through this
Sunday for Murda Night.
You don't want to miss it.
Murda Night.
The Pynk is going up on the
auction block next week.
Next week!
How you doing, Hailey?
Chucalissa looks so beautiful
in the morning from here.
I wanted to see it one more time.
Good-bye, Andre.
You dead to me.
You posted my bail?
Since I got you out, you owe me.
My wife went missing the
day Hurricane Drake hit.
I'll get my deputies
to put up some fliers
around town, quick fast.
Who should I ask for if I get word back?
Montavius Hill.
Leasing to the casino is
what we should be doing.
What the fuck are you doing, Wayne?
Fuck you think I'm doing?
I think we should lease
the Kyle farm instead.
Lease?
Pay the Kyle family what they're worth,
not what they want.
Whew, all right, heifer.
You ready to do this?
What in the hell?
Now, you look here, Patrice, okay?
What you not gonna do is disrespect me,
'cause I could have easily
let your ass rot in that jail
after what you did to Mercedes.
But this thing here is, uh,
hmm, it's bigger than the both of us.
Wouldn't you agree?
Well, you know what they say.
The enemy of my enemy is
Is some dastardly bitch
I gots to be involved
with for the time being,
'cause as soon as this mess over with
I don't know you.
Pussy Valley, baby!
This wasn't what we agreed on.
Well, believe me, I know.
I know.
But in the new agreement,
the Kyle family get
half a million up front
with a monthly lease
payment of 15K and
That ain't nowhere near the
$6 million you promised us.
Knowing the grief this may
have caused the Kyle family,
I've worked hard with
Promised Land Equities
to make leasing worth your while.
In what way?
When this casino deal goes through,
the Kyle family get one percent
of the gross of the casino's revenue.
One percent?
What if it don't go through?
Oh, it's gonna go through.
Well, ain't this pouring sugar on shit?
Shit with sugar on it
is better than nothing,
don't you think, Wyatt?
So which way do you
gentlemen want to sign this?
We can do it the old-fashioned way
or my way.
Corbin already signed
this leasing agreement?
First thing this morning,
and let me tell you,
he didn't need a gun
to his head to do it.
Mayor Ruffin, you ran on a campaign
that you was a man of your word.
I am.
It seems your godson is not.
No matter.
See, 'cause once the council
votes through that casino,
very next thing we gonna
do is elect a new mayor.
I am feeling
like I am standing behind a tractor
in the middle of a field.
I am getting a lot of shit
kicked at me, Andre.
It's what Promised Land wanted.
Or is it what you wanted?
Did you go behind your god-daddy back
and renege on this deal?
You gonna be late to the ribbon cutting
in the Promised Land Park.
Oh, my bad.
I meant to say the Tydell Ruffin Park.
Oh, I pity you.
Pray tell, why I deserve such
an expensive emotion from you.
The folks who deserve
your concern don't get it,
and the folks you shouldn't
be concerned about
get to tell you what to do.
I have to keep the promises
to certain folk around here, Andre.
You got bad knees, god-daddy.
Don't stay down there too long.
You motherfucker, you!
I'ma fuck you up, nigga.
This town's let these boys
get away with murder
longer than one can count, and you,
you want to give them millions
of dollars for nothing
just because you owe them something.
Where's your integrity?
Integrity?
Nigga, do you know Chucalissa
got a unemployment rate
that's double the national average
and an education system
that don't even graduate half its kids?
The revenue garnered from the
casino could change all that.
I am trying to do good for my city!
But you don't see like I see.
You up here talking about integrity.
Shit, man.
I'm the one that drank
from another water fountain
when I was growing up.
I'm the one that walked
six fucking miles
to go to a good school,
and your crown
your crown has been bought
and paid for, boy,
by niggas like me.
So don't you sit up here and think
that you done did something
because you done one-upped some cracker.
Somebody gotta pay for it, boy,
and it ain't gonna be you.
Everything costs, son.
Everything.
Just like that Morehouse
tuition your god-daddy paid
when your mama and daddy couldn't.
Mayor Ruffin? Mayor?
Eloise.
Look, I said
I would be down in a minute.
Now, just go and get the car ready,
so we can get ready
for that ribbon cutting.
The ribbon cutting's been postponed
due to unforeseeable events.
What? What, it's raining?
Protestors have gathered at
the new Tydell Ruffin Park.
Word has spread the development company
called Promised Land Equities
has some big plans for Chucalissa.
Most folks think the
end of days look like
a bunch of hellfire and brimstone,
but I done been to the mountaintop
and talked with my Lord,
and he told me that the fall of man
look a whole lot like a party.
Like dancing, and drinking,
and blackjack.
A Russian roulette for your soul!
I'ma need all y'all to
Sign this petition ♪
Eloise, get Sheriff Bailey on the horn.
A vote to ban this
casino from our community!
Mm-kay, for
Just get him!
Hey, hey, ho, ho!
This casino's got to go!
Can you please pull your
dick out of my ass, Andre?
Sheriff Bailey, please.
- Next?
- Yeah, girl, he ate me out.
IUD and all.
Girl, you know Craig
is always complaining about
Come on down to my new church,
the Breath of Life,
full gospel Baptist tabernacle,
off Old Hex crossroad.
We got a petition on the altar.
And if you, uh, ain't,
you come on down to The Pynk,
and you sign that petition there, hmm?
And y'all hos know where we at.
Mm-hmm, I'm finna go on down
that church and sign too.
Hell yeah, 'cause we don't
need no casinos in Chucalissa.
You know what?
I hope your damn IUD blow up.
God damn.
Hey, hey, ho, ho!
This casino's got to go!
- She tripping.
- Next.
Hey, hey, ho, ho!
This casino's got to go!
Next!
That thing gonna get
you where you going?
Yeah ♪
It better.
Say you mines forever ♪
Bitch you mines forever ♪
What if I had some
feelings for you ♪
But I ain't know how to admit it ♪
What if I told you
that I love you ♪
But I love a little different ♪
How could you hold that against me? ♪
Now you say I'm aggressive ♪
A little over-possessive ♪
Bitch, you mines forever ♪
That's what I'm showing you ♪
But you don't
understand the fact ♪
Of what I'm going through ♪
I'm trying to make
it out these streets ♪
'Cause they'll hunt you ♪
My mama told me
boy these streets ♪
Got nothing for you ♪
Please tell me you
at least got a lick or two in.
Ow.
Well, that's what I'm talking about.
The last time you and your
brothers got to fighting like that,
it was over that
three-tittied girl Lacy.
Wyatt was the one won that fight.
Don't know why y'all was fighting.
There was a titty go
round for everybody.
Casino finally gave me my lease.
Why you look so upset about it then?
Why are you out here running around
protesting the casino, Clifford?
Hell, I want the deal you got.
I want in on this leasing thing too.
Yeah, but wasn't everybody
supposed to know about it.
You know how these
backwoods niggers are.
Ooh, Corbin.
Your cracker side overriding.
You best replace that "er" with a "uh."
What I'm saying is you
give these folks a chance
to say no to something like a casino,
they gonna do it.
It's the Bible Belt.
City council's supposed
to slip it in on 'em.
Now everybody think they got a say,
and that threatens all the
shit folks got planned.
Well, it helps me, gives me some
leverage, okay, to help save my club.
Your club being saved
wasn't a part of the plan.
This casino might go away
without your waterfront property.
Now, they want my land,
they just gonna have to make me a deal,
like that 6 million that
they done offered you.
You know white folks ain't gonna
pay for shit they get for free.
So if I stay, what happens to you, hmm?
Your leasing deal?
It goes away.
And my leasing deal,
it ain't gonna go away.
And here I thought I
was about to ask you
for a loan to help me save The Pynk.
I ain't got no money for that.
Mm, I bet you don't, but I do wonder
if you got enough to
buy the tapes of you
getting your ass beat and coming
in your drawers in my club.
- You trying to blackmail me?
- No.
I just know you best not never,
ever roll up into The Pynk again.
You want your ass beat,
you go on to your brothers.
I'm sure they do you right.
Country boy, home bred ♪
Raised off of cornbread ♪
Started off with short paper ♪
Now I'm having long bread ♪
Di ahh.
Hey, hey ♪
Take it straight to the Pynk ♪
'Bout to blow a couple racks ♪
I send the pack out,
bring the racks in ♪
Nigga, where the barbecue at?
'Cause this some slaw, bro.
I'm serious, man. What y'all gonna do?
I don't know, man.
Show in, like, four hours.
DJ?
Hey, yo, what the fuck?
I was just getting to the bridge.
Bae, we need a break.
You murdered that track all right,
but not in a good way.
I'm straight, I'm straight.
I just need to practice.
No, you need to get over
your stage fright.
Man, I ain't scared of nothing.
Hey, I get it.
You being up there,
bearing your all like
that in front of 300
300 folks?
It's 300 folks coming tonight?
Nigga, I'ma need you to pull
it together for tonight.
I'm straight.
I'm straight.
No, Lil Murda, you ain't.
But you about to be.
Every day,
a million thoughts go through my head
about how I'm not good
enough to be on that stage.
But when them lights come on,
guess what.
I gotta block it out,
show up, and show out.
I don't know, Keyshawn.
How the fuck this supposed to help?
Nigga, I'ma need you to trust me.
Same way you strip yourself
naked on that track
is the same way you gotta strip
yourself naked on that stage.
Close your eyes and feel it.
Now open your eyes
and see the crowd.
That's who you rapping to.
Tell 'em what you gotta say.
Country boy, home bred ♪
Raised off of cornbread ♪
Started off with short paper ♪
Now I'm having long bread ♪
Dice game, shooting craps ♪
Lose it all and make it back ♪
Take it straight to the Pynk ♪
'Bout to blow a couple racks ♪
I send the pack out and
I bring the racks in ♪
Don't get caught
with the backhand ♪
Bitch, I'm from the flatlands ♪
Go and get me a lap dance ♪
Booty sound like
she clapped hands ♪
'Cause we right by the boot,
better know that we tapped in ♪
- Pow.
- Yeah!
- That's what I'm talking about!
- Yeah!
That's what the fuck I'm talking 'bout.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Lord. What the hell now?
Those wheels make me dizzy.
No, no.
Afraid I can't take that no more.
Well, you've been taking it.
Clifford, I don't know what you
done did to ruffle his feathers,
but Mayor Ruffin is really
cracking down on The Pynk,
so it's my duty to inform you
that if we see any exposed breasts
while The Pynk is serving alcohol,
I'm gonna have to shut you down.
Oh, this all some bullshit,
Sheriff Bailey!
Look, I'm just doing my job.
Since when your job description include
harassing citizens
off they property, huh?
Look shit.
I-I can't believe y'all going
up for auction tomorrow,
but for what it's worth,
I'ma be sad to see y'all go.
- The Pynk is something
- Let me no, no, no, no, no
let me tell you something,
'cause I got a message
for the mayor, huh?
You tell that motherfucker
that if The Pynk going down,
I ain't gonna be the
only one sucking dick,
'cause I's blessed and highly favored.
So them casino folks best get ready,
'cause I loves me some deep throat.
Now, if you excuse me.
Shit.
Oh, Big L,
you are the worst damn security!
What?
I saw your midnight blue
black ass on TV with my mama.
You the one bailed
Patrice ass out of jail.
What, you wanted her to stay there
till she just died and went to hell?
Cliff, how the fuck you joining forces
with the fucking devil herself?
'Cause, child, I got a big mouth,
but your mama mouth bigger,
and I thought she might be able to help
me stop these Promised Land crackers
from putting The Pynk up on the cross.
But it's too late.
It's too late.
I done pulled every favor
I have in this town,
all to no avail.
The Pynk going up on
the auction tomorrow.
Cedes
Look, without this club
Without this club, I don't have nothing.
And these girls.
These girls, ain't no
ain't no orphanage for hos,
and who gonna hire Big L?
Hmm?
Hell, I barely wanted to hire Big L.
He's scary.
What Uncle Clifford rule number 24.5?
There's no crying at The Pynk.
Exactly. Now, what done is done.
Question is, what you gonna do now?
Uncle Clifford rule 55.99.
Even when
there ain't no money raining
Dance like tonight's your last night.
Look, I can't do it
without my bottom bitch.
Uh-uh.
I done told you.
Once I'm gone, I'm gone.
No, no, no, no, no,
them g-goods on that shelf
right there, they ain't expired yet!
Come on, Mercedes. Please.
Why don't you ask your
new ace boon coon,
Pastor Woodbine, to dance?
So you gonna just turn
your back on them?
Them folks your family.
Come on, Cedes,
after all the shit I done done for you.
Hey, let's show these
niggas one final good time.
Don't you make me bury The
Pynk without my bottom bitch.
Ay! Un fantasma.
Bitch, I ain't no ghost.
Told y'all.
My bitch came back to slay all day.
- Mm-hmm.
- Ohh.
- Who bust you out of jail?
- It sure wasn't you.
Ain't that one of my floss you got on?
I would ask for it back,
but your ass can have that.
My bitch back. I told you.
Maite, I'ma need you to whip me up
something quick fast for tonight.
It gotta look like the universe
done bust a nut all over my body.
You know how that look like, Maite.
This floss has missed your ass.
Mmm.
Ah, hell no.
So this your last dance
for real-for real?
It's everybody last dance.
Yours included.
I hope y'all bitches got y'all plan B,
and I ain't talking about
no morning after pill.
I'm all about that last drop.
I see why Uncle Clifford's fourth rule
is no motherfucking chips.
And just to think,
I put my naked ass on this couch.
Our last two drops.
The rest of your payment.
There's too much.
Think of it as a parting gift.
I did 10K worth of work.
You give me 10K.
What about your gym?
Don't you need 10 more K?
Don't worry about me.
I gots me a plan, heifer,
and that's the rest.
So you really finna go?
Mm-hmm.
You say bye to Uncle Clifford?
I don't think Uncle
Clifford will miss me.
She might not, but that nigga Andre?
You say bye to him?
Bitch. You gotta say goodbye.
- I called him.
- You called him.
- He's married.
- So?
Oh, so you got so much integrity
about some things, but marriage?
Just fuck somebody's vows?
Everybody's sharing they
nigga with somebody else.
If it ain't they mama,
it's they baby mama.
But you gotta want
something more than that.
Ain't no love for ladies selling lust,
'cause that's all they
ever want from you,
'cause that's what we give 'em first.
If I was you, I'd bring him down here.
Give him something to remember me by.
No.
I wish I woulda had got a chance
to say good-bye to somebody once.
Biggest regret of my life I ain't do it.
Hell, you already here,
and tonight everybody last call.
Let's turn this Pynk funeral out right.
These backwater-ass Bible thumpers,
done fucked up our park.
After we acquire the Pynk
at the auction tomorrow,
I'm done with you.
Circle up, circle up. Come on.
Hey, look,
I wish things could be different,
but sometimes in life you gotta
take an L to get to the W,
and this unfortunately
one of them times.
Gidget, hey, hey.
This building got enough water damage,
and you know how we do.
We don't do no goddamn tears, hmm?
All right now,
'cause the mayor's ass-backwards
no-titties-and-tequila ordinance,
we can't have no exposed
breastses in the VIPS tonight.
No, hell no!
How the hell we supposed
to make that VIP bank
covering up all our assets?
We ain't got to show titties
just to make this coin.
We just gotta shake them
Tia and Tamaras so hard,
niggas think they see titties.
Mm, y'all listen to my bottom bitch,
'cause we gonna make it with the
help of the boss bitch above.
- Yes ma'am.
- Now let's all bow our heads in prayer.
- Ooh.
- Mm-hmm.
Lord, we ask
that you bless The Pynk tonight,
as we try to go out with one last,
big-ass bang.
- Please, Jesus.
- I need this.
Help DJ Neva Scared bump his beats
like he ain't never bump 'em before.
- Mm-hmm.
- Amen, boss.
And help Maite dress our girls
in her best floss finery.
- Love it.
- Jesus!
- Jesus.
- Please make sure
Big L and Diamond don't let nann
one motherfucker in the door
unless they sign that
motherfucking casino petition.
- Aye, cap'n.
- Hey, and make sure
you wearing your damn radios,
'cause it's gonna be
beaucoup motherfuckers
up in here tonight.
- Hey.
- We got you, Uncle Clifford.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I know.
Lord, we implore you
to bless our holy trinity.
- Yes.
- Our OG Mercedes.
- Hey.
- Our new G, Miss Mississippi.
And our resident white girl,
get 'em, Gidget,
with them pretty ass legs.
Of course,
we can't forget about our other Gs.
- Brazil.
- Brazil!
- Peanut Butter.
- Hey, Peanut Butter.
Extra, Extra. Read all about it.
- All about it.
- Toy.
- Mm-hmm.
- And Jupiter.
Who clearly can't spin one more again,
'cause her ass done popped.
I was finna tell y'all.
Oh, bitch, look,
I don't need you to tell me
nothing I can see with mine own eyes,
but tonight you behind the bar.
And last, but not least,
old Autumn Night,
and her light-skinned and poetic ass.
Lord, we need you to bring
all the money niggas
to the club tonight.
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
We talking about them drug dealers,
ah-ha, them scammers, bitch!
Hey, my girls,
my bitches got bills to pay!
- Yes, yes.
- Rich bitch, preach.
In the name of the Father, the Son,
and these asses and titties.
- Amen.
- Amen!
- Yes!
- Receive, niggas.
Now, look, let's do everything we can
to make sure make sure that
The Pynk go out with a bang
the likes of which Chucalissa
ain't never seen before, hmm?
- Whoo!
- Yes.
- Amen.
- Tomorrow, we all going to a funeral for The Pynk,
but tonight we gon' stack
that skri-i-i-lla!
Yes.
Nigga, where is you taking me?
I got shit to do.
We shouldn't even be outside.
What if somebody see us?
Don't nobody come back here.
If they do, I'll fuck 'em right up.
Nigga, is you planning on drowning me?
Look, I done already been baptized,
and it ain't did nann bit of good.
Stop worrying.
I'm just taking you to see the stars.
Nigga, how we gonna see no stars?
Well, don't you see these
clouds rolling on through?
It's finna rain.
Nigga, how you get my car down here?
How the fuck you think? I stole it.
Hmm.
Some things in life ♪
Huh.
I figured you could
use a few minutes away
from all that crazy up over there.
That's awful kind.
Know which way to go ♪
Are you okay?
Lil Murda, boy, I done told you
I'll be fine, as I always am,
you ain't got to worry about me.
If and you ain't lovin'
your woman then someone else will ♪
Believe in your man ♪
If you ain't lovin' your woman
then someone else will ♪
Men are born strong ♪
Then broken down ♪
It's a big night for you.
It's your debut performance.
And, look, this could really set you up.
You sure you're ready for all that?
I'm stage ready, but you know that.
One thing for sure ♪
What this, moonshine?
Pecan whiskey.
If you trust and
believe in your man ♪
Hmm.
My uncle friends be coming with it,
don't it?
If you trust and
believe in your man ♪
He'll be good to you ♪
Mmm.
You sure you okay?
If you want to talk about it,
you know
If I talk about it,
then I won't be okay.
And tonight, I needs to be okay,
and all them people in
there needs me to be okay.
But tomorrow, I probably won't be okay,
and I will welcome your
offer to talk at that time.
But tonight I'm okay.
Yep. I choose to be okay.
You something else. You know that?
I sure do.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Ain't nobody got time for all that.
- All right then.
- Mm-hmm.
Boy!
Ooh.
Ooh, fuck.
Ooh, fuck.
Happened too fast ♪
Parents gone broke ♪
Ooh.
See that money don't last ♪
One thing for sure ♪
One thing that's fate ♪
If you don't show
them you love them ♪
Believe in your man ♪
If you ain't loving your woman ♪
If you trust and
believe in your man ♪
If you trust and
believe in your man ♪
If you don't show
them you love them ♪
It will be too late ♪
I will never clean house. Never!
I'd rather wax your
curlicue coochies all day
than plunge a gringo's toilet.
They think their shit don't stink.
Could be worse.
I'm finna go flip hash over at Taffy's.
Can't we draw unemployment?
Bitch, bye.
The last thing I want to do is go work
at that damn dentist's office.
With this casino coming,
I'm about to get me a job
running the spades table.
Girl, they don't play
no spades at no casino.
See there, this casino for white folk.
There ain't even no spades tables.
Y'all better be on y'all's
"A" games tonight,
'cause we about to get turnt up in here.
Pynk funeral about to be epic.
- Shit.
- You okay?
Mm-hmm. I'm fine.
I just
Walgreens steady stay out my shade.
Let me see.
Come, mami. I got you.
I just don't understand
why she won't just leave.
Because that's when they're
most likely to kill you.
Sound like something
you know personally.
Last call for alcohol.
I'll have another one.
Hard day?
Man, was it.
But tomorrow can't be worse than today.
Oh, I'm sorry, Diamond.
- I ain't even see you there.
- That's okay.
Mm. Where your baby at?
With Derrick.
You all right?
Uh, I-I think I done bit off
more than I can swallow.
Real talk, I can't believe
this moment came to me.
Mercedes always been the
headliner at The Pynk.
Hmm.
Diamond, what this is?
This here a carnelian.
One of them healing crystals.
That one supposed to give you courage.
Over in Iraq, one of my boys'
girls used to send 'em to him.
He taught us about it.
He, uh, had it in his pocket when
uh, when, um, you know,
he died saving me.
I got it made out of what was left.
It done gave me courage.
Maybe it'll give you some.
Put it on me?
There you go.
Thank you.
Damn it!
That good pussy eating son of a bitch!
Gidget, what's wrong?
Duffy ass just text me saying
he ain't coming tonight.
Talking about he gotta
make a last-minute run.
Fuck Alabama!
That motherfucker got
another thing coming.
He think I'ma sit around
waiting on his trifling ass?
Don't laugh at me, Keyshawn! Fuck!
I'm sexually frustrated.
Ooh!
Well
I should finish getting ready.
Yeah, I'ma, uh, head on back up front.
You think Lil Murda
gonna sign my titties?
Man, all these people
here to see Lil Murda?
Damn.
Hey, he text you back yet?
Maybe he already inside.
Little nigga,
take your ass on back to preschool.
What's up, Drake-looking ass nigga?
Get on inside, 'fore I change my mind.
Oh, yo.
This is the music scout
I been talking about.
I'ma see what he's saying.
I'ma catch y'all inside.
Hello?
Hey, what's up, Diamond?
Ain't you supposed to
be at home babysitting?
I'm here to watch Keyshawn.
Well, then better get in line,
like everybody else.
Whoa. You got some goods to declare?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Don't forget to sign that petition.
No, no, big boss.
Uncle Clifford have a fit,
he knew this nigga was on the premises.
Well, door my territory, Big L.
I say Obama can come in.
- Thank you.
- But first,
you have to sign the petition.
- Come on, man.
- Sign.
Uncle Clifford rules.
Come on, man.
Some of us trying to see some cooch.
Can you hear me now? Hello?
Yeah, uh, yeah.
He going on at 12:30.
Yeah, we gonna be by the DJ booth.
Im'a let him know. All right.
Bet.
We get money ♪
Get money, get money ♪
We get money, get money ♪
Get money, get money ♪
I want a bottle of bourbon.
Top shelf. You got it?
Top-shelf bottle for a
bottom-shelf motherfucker.
All right, now, Gidget.
Don't start nothing off from her.
So you come here to support
Keyshawn on her big night?
You ain't never came
to see her no other time.
So
this is my last chance now, ain't it?
You better not be
causing her no trouble.
- I'll fucking
- What?
What you gonna do, Gidget?
I'll take Keyshawn and them
babies to come live with me.
In that dusty-ass trailer park
with you and your cracked-out mama?
Hmm, have you have you met Keyshawn?
Keep laughing, 'cause one day
Keyshawn gonna wise up
and realize she a lot better
than your sorry white a
It'll be a cold day in hell
before Keyshawn leave me.
So stay in your lane, trailer park.
Put it on Keyshawn tab.
We get money, we get money ♪
I want money, I want money,
I want money, I want money ♪
Girl honey, shake your ass ♪
Shake your ass, throw that cash ♪
Throw that cash,
I want stacks, I want stacks ♪
Money, money, money ♪
Money, money, money, money ♪
Through drought and famine ♪
Natural disasters ♪
You need to get that?
My baby has been around for me ♪
Kingdoms have fallen ♪
Angels be calling ♪
None of that could ever ♪
Make me leave ♪
Yeah ♪
Every time I look ♪
Into your eyes I see it ♪
You're all I need ♪
Tell me why you're leaving.
Why?
You wanna come?
I feel it ♪
Ooh ♪
Who could've thought I'd get you ♪
Ooh ♪
Who would've thought I'd get you ♪
Don't leave.
And when we're making love ♪
Ah ♪
Your cries they can be heard ♪
From far and wide ♪
It's only the two of us ♪
Everything I need's ♪
Between those thighs ♪
Stay.
Every time I look into your eyes ♪
I see it ♪
You're all I need ♪
- Oh, don't stop.
- I think you better take this.
Could be an emergency.
N-no.
Hello?
Andre, where are you?
I'm at my place.
Really?
'Cause I'm at your place. Where are you?
What's that noise in the background?
I-I'm at the bar, uh, watching a game.
Well, I'll just come down
No, no, no, no, stay there.
I'll be right up, dear.
Yeah, right up.
Ooh ♪
Who would've thought I'd get you ♪
- Good-bye, Andre.
- Oh yeah baby ♪
Good-bye, Hailey.
Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪
Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪
Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪
Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪
Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪
Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪
Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪
Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪
Watch me pull up in
some foreign shit ♪
Excuse me, man.
Watch me hop out
with a foreign bitch ♪
Cross seas on some tourin' shit ♪
Watch me fuck the
world on porn shit ♪
Hit your bitch
with that dope dick ♪
Watch her fiend for
it on some junkie shit ♪
Call my plug,
watch he throw a brick ♪
Watch I catch it on
some T. Owens shit ♪
Yes, sir.
Lil Murda. This bitch evolving.
God damn, nigga!
Why the hell you over there all quiet,
hiding in shadows and shit?
You learn to be quiet
in the funeral home.
Gotta respect the dead.
Yeah, whatever, man.
Just go and slide up in there.
We need to talk, Lamarques.
Whoa there, what'd I tell you
about using my government name, man?
I saw you coming from down by
the river with you-know-who.
You said that was only some,
like, one-time shit.
It was.
I don't get it, my dude.
You got all these bitches
throwing they pussy at you.
You got the exec coming
over from Atlanta
to see you do your thing tonight,
and you rolling round in the bushes,
'cause you done caught feelings for
Nigga, I ain't caught nothing.
You know what I done heard before?
When two people fall in love,
they hearts beat on
beat with each other.
Mm-hmm.
That's attraction, man.
It's on some chemical,
spiritual connect-type shit.
Nigga, is you really giving me all this
- right now, before I gotta
- Look, man.
I guess you like what you like,
and that's cool.
Couldn't be me,
but the heart want what the heart want.
Can't control that.
But what you can control
is how many folks know
about what you doing
in the dark at The Pynk,
'cause your heart ain't
gonna get in the way of us
stacking this motherfucking paper.
Where you been, Andre?
I came all the way here to surprise you,
and I must have, because your ass
was nowhere to be found.
Why weren't you answering
your cell phone?
- I
- I know it wasn't because
you was with your god-daddy,
because I called him,
and he had no idea where you were,
so who are you fucking, huh?
There's not anybody to
cheat on you here with.
So if there were, you'd do it, huh?
You know what, Britney?
Just shut the fuck up.
- What?
- I said
shut the fuck up.
You quiet now, huh?
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm, good.
Now take off your dress.
Andre, stop.
You don't want to take it off?
I'm cool with that.
Oh, damn.
Don't run from me. Don't run from me.
Andre!
Andre! Fuck.
Andre!
Andre, fuck!
You missed me, didn't you?
I'ma go take a shower.
I'm about to switch it up real quick.
Y'all wasn't ready for all that ♪
Whoo-whee!
Wall to wall up in here, y'all!
Don't be scared.
Throw them stacks at these bitches.
We finna ball till our cash, it fall.
Yeah!
Damage that, finish him ♪
Ayy ♪
Ayy, shit, fuck it ♪
Barely got a ass but it
wobble when you touch it ♪
Hey ♪
Ayy, cooling with my cousin ♪
Ayy, that's a nigga ♪
Who gon'
kill you if you touch me ♪
Ayy ♪
Hey, partner.
You looking awful lonely
over here all by yourself.
I stole him like a bowl
of Trix, ayy ♪
I'm cool.
I smack niggas ♪
Step up in your house
like a frat nigga ♪
Ayy, dancing for the money
I'm jiggin' ♪
Appreciate the offer, little mama.
Ayy ♪
Ayy, bitch, I got a feeling ♪
When you see it smolders ♪
But I, uh,
I got my heart set on
something else tonight.
Ayy ♪
Oh, you want my girl Autumn?
Mm-hmm.
I'm talking about hypothermia type shit.
Ayy ♪
Psychotic, iconic real raw bitch ♪
Ho, is that's your man? ♪
I stole him like a bowl of Trix,
ayy ♪
I don't like people ♪
I smack niggas ♪
Step up in your house
like a frat nigga ♪
Ayy ♪
Dancing to the money I'm jiggin' ♪
I know he got a girl ♪
He eat my pussy
like Thanksgiving ♪
Ayy ♪
Autumn, this gentleman
wants to be taken to Paradise.
Yeah, Autumn.
Willing to pay more when I get there.
Girl, go get them stacks.
Ayy ♪
Getting money
niggas I'm attracted ♪
Ayy ♪
Yeah, bitch,
I'm so distractin', ayy ♪
I'ma take his cash and make
the nigga eat my ass, hey ♪
Mercedes?
But the shit is fucking trash ♪
Coach.
I ain't think you was gonna make it.
Girl, you kidding?
How's it going? Did
Cedes?
Look, I'm glad you came,
but this ain't about my last dance.
It's about business.
I burn down my house
and build it up again ♪
I've been up and down this
river looking for you.
I burned it down twice
just for the fun of it ♪
Oh.
I shot you.
Not well enough.
I don't need nobody ♪
I don't need nobody ♪
So where my money, Hailey?
Welcome to Murda Night!
Tell 'em ♪