Teen Titans Go! (2013) s07e32 Episode Script
Free Perk
1
Go!
T-E-E-N
T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, let's go
Teen Titans, go
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I feel terrible, yo.
Brother Blood sure put up
a mean fight this time.
Ahh! This circuits in my face
are aching.
Ooh, good news, Titans!
We've just logged enough hours with the
Heroes Union to qualify for a free perk.
- Ooh! Is it free burritos?
- No, no, Beast Boy.
It's health insurance.
Oh, mans, I thought it was
going to be something good.
It is good.
But what is
the health insurance, Robin?
I'm so glad you asked, Star.
Health insurance is an agreement
between you and the insurance company
that you will pay them a certain
amount of money each month
which is known as the premium.
And in exchange, they will help cover
the cost of your future medical bills.
So we have to pay
for this health insurance?
I thought you said
it was a perk.
The perk is that
you get to pay for it.
Oh, I the understand.
We pay the money
to the insurance company,
and then we get to see
the doctor for free.
Mm, not quite.
You still have to pay
a deductible.
Uh, what's a duck
sitting on a table
gots to do with it?
Literally nothing.
A deductible is simply the amount of
money you have to pay out of pocket
for health care services before
your insurance plan starts to pay.
Man, this free perk is starting
to sound real expensive.
You made the health insurance
sound like the blessing.
Feels more like a curse.
I knew
this would be tough,
so I brought along an expert on
medical insurance to help me explain.
Everyone meet Benny.
Hi, everybody,
I'm Benny the badger.
Your friendly explanation
of benefits.
Oh, he is the adorable.
- Now that's a face I can trust.
- Duh.
Yo, Benny.
What's up with
this health insurance biz?
Well, guys,
when you get an owie,
your good friends
at the insurance company
will do everything they can
to make you all better.
Finally! Someone's
making sense.
Tell us more, Benny.
Once you're all fixed up, you can
get back to the fun things in life.
Like flying kites,
miniature golf
and spending time
with the people you love.
Whoa, I loves kites!
And I enjoy the golf that is
the teeny tiny miniature.
But you have to do
your part, too!
By staying away
from all the bad stuff,
listed here in my handy-dandy
risk assessment book.
You know, bad stuff!
Like getting zapped by aliens.
Being crushed by a robot.
Existing!
And so much more.
Therefore, as long as
you avoid risky situations,
you don't have to
worry about paying
a bunch of money
for medical expenses.
But that's not practical.
Yeah, our jobs as superheroes put us
in risky situations all the time.
I thinks we should
just forget about
this health insurance nonsense
and get on with our lives!
Fine, go head,
but without an insurance plan
to help you cover the massive
cost of a medical emergency,
you're only one injury away
from being plunged into
soul-crushing debt,
which will cause you
to lose everything.
Your house, your car, the clothes
on your back, everything!
Everything?
No, man,
I don't want to lose the T car.
And if we lose our clothes,
our bum-bums will be exposed.
Ugh! We clearly need to sign up for this
health insurance so we can protect ourselves.
Then hand over the money
for your premiums!
Then you'll be on your way to enrolling
in your very own insurance plan.
Here. Take of the money.
Yeah. Give me some of that
good health insurance, too, yo.
Looks like my work here is done.
Take care, Titans,
and stay safe.
- Bye, Benny.
- My man.
Congratulations, Titans.
You're all insured.
Oh! Thank the goodness we had
Benny to explain it to us.
Yeah, Robin just confused us with his
blah-blidity-blah-blah wordy words.
Crime alert! Cinderblock
is causing chaos downtown.
We've got to get there
as fast as possible.
Titans, go!
Can't you drive
any faster?
Uh-uh! I don't want
to get into a crash.
Have to pay a bunch
of medical bills. You crazy?
And according to this,
driving more than
ten miles an hour
increases our chance of injury
by 20%.
Dude, you better slow down, bro.
Come on. Come on,
come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, Titans, let's move!
- Hold on!
I still need to put on
the parking brake.
Yeah, runaway cars account for
five percent
of all hospital visits.
Whatever! Are we good?
Uh, yep.
Great. Now let's take him down!
Titans, go!
Wait!
This place is not the safe.
There are the loose nails,
the oil slicks,
and the improperly grounded
electrical wires.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The numerous
safety hazards means
I might has to pay
a lots of money
to that duck on the table.
I am sitting this one out.
- Me, too.
- Fine.
Looks like it's all up to me.
Ouch! Aah! Stop!
Little help here!
- No way, bro.
- We are the good.
Ow, ow, ow! My arm.
This is terrible, Robin's really
eating through his deductible.
I mean, his bill
will be enormous.
Titans, listen,
we're already paying a ton
of money for our premiums.
Don't you think we should at least get our
money's worth from our insurance plan?
It does seem like the big waste.
I bet if we're careful,
we can take Cinderblock down
without racking up
a lot of medical bills.
And, this gives us
a 66% chance of surviving.
I likes them odds, mama.
Now let's get that rocky fool!
We did it!
And without incurring the
expensive medical procedures.
I'd say we definitely got
our money's worth.
Surely we can afford
a few broken limbs.
Mm.
And I am loving this
free apple juice.
Check it out. I's a duck,
and I's now on a table.
Ain't life funny?
We did well, Titans,
and we can rest easy
knowing that
all our expenses will be covered
by our top-rated
health insurance.
What is the matter, Robin?
We just got
a huge bill from a hospital.
It says none of our treatment will
be covered by our insurance plan.
This can't be happening!
Our health insurance stinks.
We should demands
to speak to a manager.
There's an insurance rep
right here in the hospital.
I think it's time
we pay them a little visit.
It is the so very dark
down here in the hospital basement.
It's giving me the creeps, yo.
This is it, Titans,
This doesn't look anything like
the caring, nurturing institution
Benny told us about.
I am the mighty
insurance representative.
Now, what brings you pathetic
subscribers to my lair?
We demand to know why you won't
cover our medical bills!
Ah, yes, about that.
You haven't reached the kajillion
dollar limit on your deductible.
So the entire bill
is your responsibility!
That's messed up, yo.
I see what's going on here.
You're trying to slither your
way out of covering our bill.
You can't just take our money and
leave us without any coverage.
You are
the dishonorable cheater!
Look, you made an agreement to
help us cover our medical bills,
and we demand that you honor it.
Um, let me quote
paragraph seven, section 6B,
when I say, "Make me!"
I didn't want it
to come to this,
but it looks like
we're going to have to fight
the insurance company.
Titans! Dispute the bill.
You fools!
No one fights
the insurance company and wins!
He's right. He's too strong.
Ooh, I bet I can help out!
Benny!
I know a way to best
this insurance snake,
but it involves me
beating you all senseless.
I'll do anything this guy says.
Okay, then let's go!
Take that!
And this!
What What are you doing?
Beating you at your own game.
We are going to rack up
so many injuries,
that we'll exceed
our high deductible,
and stick you with a mountain
of medical bills.
Stop! Do you know how much
a fractured pelvis costs?
Please, don't!
That's going to require X-rays.
Now it's your turn, buddy.
Ow, ow, ow!
No!
Your injuries have reached
the kajillion dollar limit,
which forces me to pay up!
We did it!
We beat the insurance company!
The joy.
Go, team.
- That's what's up.
- Great job, guys!
Guys?
Guys!
Go!
T-E-E-N
T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, let's go
Teen Titans, go
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I feel terrible, yo.
Brother Blood sure put up
a mean fight this time.
Ahh! This circuits in my face
are aching.
Ooh, good news, Titans!
We've just logged enough hours with the
Heroes Union to qualify for a free perk.
- Ooh! Is it free burritos?
- No, no, Beast Boy.
It's health insurance.
Oh, mans, I thought it was
going to be something good.
It is good.
But what is
the health insurance, Robin?
I'm so glad you asked, Star.
Health insurance is an agreement
between you and the insurance company
that you will pay them a certain
amount of money each month
which is known as the premium.
And in exchange, they will help cover
the cost of your future medical bills.
So we have to pay
for this health insurance?
I thought you said
it was a perk.
The perk is that
you get to pay for it.
Oh, I the understand.
We pay the money
to the insurance company,
and then we get to see
the doctor for free.
Mm, not quite.
You still have to pay
a deductible.
Uh, what's a duck
sitting on a table
gots to do with it?
Literally nothing.
A deductible is simply the amount of
money you have to pay out of pocket
for health care services before
your insurance plan starts to pay.
Man, this free perk is starting
to sound real expensive.
You made the health insurance
sound like the blessing.
Feels more like a curse.
I knew
this would be tough,
so I brought along an expert on
medical insurance to help me explain.
Everyone meet Benny.
Hi, everybody,
I'm Benny the badger.
Your friendly explanation
of benefits.
Oh, he is the adorable.
- Now that's a face I can trust.
- Duh.
Yo, Benny.
What's up with
this health insurance biz?
Well, guys,
when you get an owie,
your good friends
at the insurance company
will do everything they can
to make you all better.
Finally! Someone's
making sense.
Tell us more, Benny.
Once you're all fixed up, you can
get back to the fun things in life.
Like flying kites,
miniature golf
and spending time
with the people you love.
Whoa, I loves kites!
And I enjoy the golf that is
the teeny tiny miniature.
But you have to do
your part, too!
By staying away
from all the bad stuff,
listed here in my handy-dandy
risk assessment book.
You know, bad stuff!
Like getting zapped by aliens.
Being crushed by a robot.
Existing!
And so much more.
Therefore, as long as
you avoid risky situations,
you don't have to
worry about paying
a bunch of money
for medical expenses.
But that's not practical.
Yeah, our jobs as superheroes put us
in risky situations all the time.
I thinks we should
just forget about
this health insurance nonsense
and get on with our lives!
Fine, go head,
but without an insurance plan
to help you cover the massive
cost of a medical emergency,
you're only one injury away
from being plunged into
soul-crushing debt,
which will cause you
to lose everything.
Your house, your car, the clothes
on your back, everything!
Everything?
No, man,
I don't want to lose the T car.
And if we lose our clothes,
our bum-bums will be exposed.
Ugh! We clearly need to sign up for this
health insurance so we can protect ourselves.
Then hand over the money
for your premiums!
Then you'll be on your way to enrolling
in your very own insurance plan.
Here. Take of the money.
Yeah. Give me some of that
good health insurance, too, yo.
Looks like my work here is done.
Take care, Titans,
and stay safe.
- Bye, Benny.
- My man.
Congratulations, Titans.
You're all insured.
Oh! Thank the goodness we had
Benny to explain it to us.
Yeah, Robin just confused us with his
blah-blidity-blah-blah wordy words.
Crime alert! Cinderblock
is causing chaos downtown.
We've got to get there
as fast as possible.
Titans, go!
Can't you drive
any faster?
Uh-uh! I don't want
to get into a crash.
Have to pay a bunch
of medical bills. You crazy?
And according to this,
driving more than
ten miles an hour
increases our chance of injury
by 20%.
Dude, you better slow down, bro.
Come on. Come on,
come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, Titans, let's move!
- Hold on!
I still need to put on
the parking brake.
Yeah, runaway cars account for
five percent
of all hospital visits.
Whatever! Are we good?
Uh, yep.
Great. Now let's take him down!
Titans, go!
Wait!
This place is not the safe.
There are the loose nails,
the oil slicks,
and the improperly grounded
electrical wires.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The numerous
safety hazards means
I might has to pay
a lots of money
to that duck on the table.
I am sitting this one out.
- Me, too.
- Fine.
Looks like it's all up to me.
Ouch! Aah! Stop!
Little help here!
- No way, bro.
- We are the good.
Ow, ow, ow! My arm.
This is terrible, Robin's really
eating through his deductible.
I mean, his bill
will be enormous.
Titans, listen,
we're already paying a ton
of money for our premiums.
Don't you think we should at least get our
money's worth from our insurance plan?
It does seem like the big waste.
I bet if we're careful,
we can take Cinderblock down
without racking up
a lot of medical bills.
And, this gives us
a 66% chance of surviving.
I likes them odds, mama.
Now let's get that rocky fool!
We did it!
And without incurring the
expensive medical procedures.
I'd say we definitely got
our money's worth.
Surely we can afford
a few broken limbs.
Mm.
And I am loving this
free apple juice.
Check it out. I's a duck,
and I's now on a table.
Ain't life funny?
We did well, Titans,
and we can rest easy
knowing that
all our expenses will be covered
by our top-rated
health insurance.
What is the matter, Robin?
We just got
a huge bill from a hospital.
It says none of our treatment will
be covered by our insurance plan.
This can't be happening!
Our health insurance stinks.
We should demands
to speak to a manager.
There's an insurance rep
right here in the hospital.
I think it's time
we pay them a little visit.
It is the so very dark
down here in the hospital basement.
It's giving me the creeps, yo.
This is it, Titans,
This doesn't look anything like
the caring, nurturing institution
Benny told us about.
I am the mighty
insurance representative.
Now, what brings you pathetic
subscribers to my lair?
We demand to know why you won't
cover our medical bills!
Ah, yes, about that.
You haven't reached the kajillion
dollar limit on your deductible.
So the entire bill
is your responsibility!
That's messed up, yo.
I see what's going on here.
You're trying to slither your
way out of covering our bill.
You can't just take our money and
leave us without any coverage.
You are
the dishonorable cheater!
Look, you made an agreement to
help us cover our medical bills,
and we demand that you honor it.
Um, let me quote
paragraph seven, section 6B,
when I say, "Make me!"
I didn't want it
to come to this,
but it looks like
we're going to have to fight
the insurance company.
Titans! Dispute the bill.
You fools!
No one fights
the insurance company and wins!
He's right. He's too strong.
Ooh, I bet I can help out!
Benny!
I know a way to best
this insurance snake,
but it involves me
beating you all senseless.
I'll do anything this guy says.
Okay, then let's go!
Take that!
And this!
What What are you doing?
Beating you at your own game.
We are going to rack up
so many injuries,
that we'll exceed
our high deductible,
and stick you with a mountain
of medical bills.
Stop! Do you know how much
a fractured pelvis costs?
Please, don't!
That's going to require X-rays.
Now it's your turn, buddy.
Ow, ow, ow!
No!
Your injuries have reached
the kajillion dollar limit,
which forces me to pay up!
We did it!
We beat the insurance company!
The joy.
Go, team.
- That's what's up.
- Great job, guys!
Guys?
Guys!