'Allo 'Allo! (1982) s09e05 Episode Script

YOU FIND ME
IN THE MORTUARY
OF MONSIEUR ALPHONSE
THE UNDERTAKER,
POSING FOR A STATUE OF ME
THE HERO OF THE RESISTANCE.
WITH ANY LUCK,
IT WILL NOT BE LONG
BEFORE THE GERMANS
ARE DEFEATED.
MICHELLE OF THE RESISTANCE
HAS PHOTOGRAPHED
THEIR PLANS
FOR THE DEFENSE OF FRANCE,
AND TODAY WE ARE TAKING
THE MICROFILM TO ENGLAND.
MONSIEUR, PLEASE,
PLEASE.
HOW CAN I CHISEL AWAY
AT YOUR CHIN
WHEN YOU KEEP TALKING?
BEAR WITH ME,
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE,
I HAVE NEARLY FINISHED.
THIS AFTERNOON,
WE ARE GOING TO THE COAS
ON A FLOA
WHICH WE HAVE ENTERED
IN THE ANNUAL
FISHMONGER'S PARADE.
AT NIGHTFALL,
WE WILL LAUNCH THE FLOAT,
AND SAIL TO ENGLAND
WITH THE MICROFILM.
NOW, IF YOU THINK
THAT THIS IS
A RATHER MADCAP PLAN,
YOU WOULD BE WRONG.
IT IS TOTALLY INSANE.
BUT WE HEROES MUS
MAKE SACRIFICES FOR FRANCE.
WHOOPS!
OOPS.
YOU HAVE KNOCKED OFF
MY NOSE.
DON'T WORRY, I'LL
STICK IT BACK LATER.
HOW MUCH LONGER
MUST I POSE
FOR THIS MASTERPIECE?
DON'T DISTRACT ME, EH?
I AM GOING TO STAR
WORK ON YOUR APRON.
IT IS A VERY, VERY,
DELICATE OPERATION.
EH.
AH!
MY CHISEL IS STUCK
IN THE SANDSTONE.
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT? I AM TRYING
TO PULL THIS OUT.
A SMALLER TOOL IS REQUIRED.
EDITH, WHA
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
MICHELLE ASKED
TO MEET US ALL HERE.
OH MY.
YOUR STATUE IS
COMING ALONG VERY NICELY.
HOW LIFELIKE IT IS,
EVEN WITHOUT THE NOSE.
OH, IT REMINDS ME
A LOT OF YOU, RENE.
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE
HAS CAPTURED
YOUR HEROIC POSTURE
SO WELL.
AH, IT IS
WORKING LOOSE.
HOLD THE STATUE
WHILE I PULL.
I HOPE MICHELANGELO
DID NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM
WITH THE STATUE OF DAVID.
ONE, TWO, EVERYONE
ONE, TWO, THREE!
I THINK WE GOT IT.
NOW I'VE RECOVERED
MY COMPOSURE
I WANT YOU TO LISTEN
VERY CAREFULLY,
I SHALL SAY THIS
ONLY ONCE.
THE COSTUMES
FOR THE FISHMONGER'S PARADE
ARE AT THE CAFE.
WE ARE ALL READY TO GO
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.
WHAT IS THAT?
RENE, YOU WILL HAVE
TO ASK THE COLONEL
AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER
FOR PASSES TO THE COAST.
AND WHAT IF THEY REFUSE?
USE YOUR CHARM, RENE.
THE LIEUTENAN
WILL RESPOND TO IT.
THAT IS WHAT WORRIES ME.
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, ARE THESE
THE WOODEN PLANKS I ASKED FOR?
THOSE ARE THE ONES.
AH, GOOD.
HERE IS THE NOSE.
EXCUSE ME WHILE
I STICK IT BACK ON.
YOU WILL ALL
HAVE TO HELP ME
GET THESE
TO THE FLOAT.
BUT WHAT ARE
THEY FOR, MICHELLE?
TO BUILD A RAMP.
YOU HAVE THOUGH
OF EVERYTHING.
I ALWAYS DO.
OH, RENE, NOW THE NOSE
IS BACK ON YOUR STATUE,
IT LOOKS
MOST IMPRESSIVE.
OH, I MUST SEE THE NOSE.
NOT QUITE AS IMPRESSIVE
AS IT WAS.
I'M VERY WORRIED, GRUBER.
THIS CRACKPOT PLAN
OF THE GENERAL'S
TO ASSASSINATE HITLER
WILL GET US ALL KILLED.
YES, IT IS
RATHER HAZARDOUS,
BLOWING HIM UP WITH
AN EXPLODING PICTURE FRAME.
WE WILL TELL HIM WHERE
TO STUFF HIS CRACKPOT PLAN.
GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!
HEIL HITLER.
HEIL HITLER.
LIEUTENANT GRUBER HAS
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, GENERAL.
WELL?
WHAT IS IT?
MAY I SAY
YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY
CHARMING IN THAT UNIFORM.
IT SUITS YOU, GENERAL.
YOUR CRAWLY COMMENTS
HAVE BEEN NOTED.
NOW, THE PREPARATIONS
FOR MY PLAN
ARE NEARLY COMPLETE.
I DO NOT WISH
TO DISCUSS THE DETAILS HERE
IN CASE THE ROOM
IS BUGGED.
I ASSURE YOU, GENERAL,
THIS OFFICE IS SECURE.
NO ONE WOULD DARE
TO EAVESDROP ON US.
WE CANNOT BE
TOO CAREFUL.
I HAVE BOOKED A ROUND
OF GOLF FOR THIS MORNING.
WE WILL DISCUSS
THE DETAILS OF, UH
YOU-KNOW-WHA
IN THE OPEN AIR.
A WISE PRECAUTION,
GENERAL.
YOU BOTH PLAY I HOPE?
WELL, I LAST PLAYED A ROUND
WITH A COUPLE OF FELLOWS
ON MY TANK TRAINING COURSE.
I CAN BELIEVE THAT.
AND, UH, YOU, COLONEL?
I HAVEN'T PLAYED
FOR A WHILE.
DO YOU HAVE A HANDICAP?
YES.
I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CLUBS.
BY THE WAY,
IF ANYTHING SHOULD GO WRONG
WITH THE PLAN,
IT WOULD BE UNWISE
TO BE TAKEN ALIVE.
OH DEAR.
I HAVE HAD A SUICIDE PILL
IMPLANTED IN ONE
OF MY BACK TEETH.
HOWEVER, THERE IS NOT TIME
TO HAVE SIMILAR PILLS
IMPLANTED IN YOUR TEETH.
WHAT A PITY.
WE WERE TERRIBLY KEEN.
SO I BROUGHT YOU
THESE INSTEAD.
WHAT ARE THEY?
SUICIDE TEETH.
WHAT DO WE
DO WITH THEM?
YOU WEAR THEM.
IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG
WITH THE PLAN,
CRUNCH YOUR TEETH TOGETHER
AND A DEADLY LIQUID
WILL BE RELEASED
FROM THE FALSE SET.
I'LL GIVE THEM
A TENTATIVE TRIAL LATER.
NO, PUT THEM IN NOW.
YOU MUST SEE
HOW THEY FEEL.
HOW DO THEY FEEL?
THEY WILL TAKE A BI
OF GETTING USED TO.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
ON SECOND THOUGHTS,
ONLY PUT THEM IN
IN AN EMERGENCY.
MINE ARE STUCK.
SO ARE MINE.
SWILL THEM AROUND
WITH HOT COFFEE.
THAT SHOULD LOOSEN THEM.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE MUS
KEEP UP APPEARANCES.
HEIL HITLER.
HEIL HITLER.
HELGA IS HERE TO SEE YOU,
HERR FLICK.
AH, HELGA,
GOOD MORNING.
I WAS JUST TRYING ON
MY NEW BOOTS.
HOW STRANGE.
THE BOOTS SEEM
TOO BIG FOR YOU.
NORMALLY, IT'S
THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
THEY HAVE
SECRET COMPARTMENTS
IN THE SOLES,
TO HIDE THE REMAINDER
OF MY 10 MILLION FRANCS
WHEN WE LEG I
TO SOUTH AMERICA
TO ESCAPE THE ALLIES.
IT WILL TAKE
A LONG TIME
TO GET TO SOUTH AMERICA
IN THOSE.
WHAT'S THA
JINGLING NOISE?
NINE MILLION IN NOTES,
AND THE RES
IS IN LOOSE CHANGE.
HERR FLICK,
GENERAL
VON KLINKERHOFFEN
IS PLOTTING SOMETHING
THIS MORNING
ON THE GOLF COURSE WHERE
HE CANNOT BE OVERHEARD.
THAT IS
MOST INTERESTING.
FORTUNATELY,
TWO YEARS AGO
I TOOK THE PRECAUTION
OF BUGGING
THE GENERAL'S GOLF BAG
FOR JUST THIS KIND
OF EVENTUALITY.
HE HAS BUGS EVERYWHERE.
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
BRING ME MY SPECIAL
RECEIVING GOLF BAG,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
ALSO MY PLUS FOURS.
YES, HERR FLICK.
YOU WILL ACCOMPANY ME
TO THE GOLF COURSE, HELGA,
WHERE YOU WILL PLAY
WITH ME.
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON
WHY I SHOULD DO THIS.
THAT'S A GOOD REASON.
MAY I KISS YOU?
OF COURSE.
COVER YOUR FACE
WITH MY PLUS FOURS,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
STAND THERE,
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.
THAT WAS WONDERFUL,
HERR FLICK.
MAY I DO ANYTHING ELSE
FOR YOU?
WELL,
I COULD DO WITH A HAND
TO GET UPRIGHT.
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
THEY'RE OVER THERE,
HERR FLICK.
GOOD.
TUNE IN THE RECEIVER
ON MY GOLF BAG,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
I CANNOT FIND
THEIR WAVELENGTH,
HERR FLICK.
THEN ADJUST THE DIRECTION
OF THE MICROPHONE,
YOU DUNDERHEAD.
YES, HERR FLICK.
GOOD SHOT, GRUBER.
YOU'RE ON THE GREEN.
I HAVE THEM, HERR FLICK.
GOOD. LET US
LISTEN IN ON THEM.
Can you see
the flag, Colonel?
I can hardly
see the ball.
HOW MANY MORE HOURS
OF DAYLIGHT ARE THERE?
ABOUT 10 OR SO,
GENERAL.
LET'S HOPE
IT IS ENOUGH.
THEY ARE MOVING OFF
THE TEE NOW, HERR FLICK.
WE WILL FOLLOW THEM
AND PLAY A ROUND,
SO AS NO
TO AROUSE SUSPICION.
BRING THE BAGS,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
AH, HERE IS MY BALL.
I COULD HAVE SWORN
YOU HIT YOURS
INTO THE TREES, GENERAL.
IT MUST'VE BOUNCED BACK.
OH, DAMN.
WONKY GREEN.
I THINK I'LL PUT A BI
OF SIDE SPIN ON THIS ONE.
OH DEAR,
I AM SORRY, GENERAL.
I CAN'T FIND IT.
MUST HAVE GONE
DOWN A RABBIT HOLE.
THIS CLUB'S USELESS.
I GIVE UP.
NOW IS A GOOD MOMEN
TO DISCUSS THE PLAN.
THE FRAMED PAINTING
OF THE FALLEN MADONNA
IS ALL READY.
WE WILL GO TO BERLIN
ON THE AFTERNOON TRAIN,
AND DELIVER I
TO THE FUHRER.
BUT GENERAL,
HOW DO WE DETONATE
THE EXPLOSIVE
IN THE FRAME
WITHOU
GETTING CAUGHT?
WITH THESE.
BUT THESE ARE YO-YOS.
THERE IS A LITTLE SWITCH
ON THE SIDE.
IN THE OFF POSITION,
THEY ARE
ORDINARY YO-YOS.
IF I PRESS THE SWITCH,
A TINY DYNAMO
INSIDE THE YO-YO
IS ACTIVATED.
WHEN I GO LIKE THIS
THE DYNAMO PRODUCES
AN ELECTRIC BEAM,
WHICH WILL DETONATE
THE EXPLOSIVES
AT UP TO 20 METERS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, IT'S DIFFERENT.
WHEN WE GET IN
TO SEE THE FUHRER,
WE WILL WAI
UNTIL HE IS EXAMINING
THE PORTRAIT,
THEN WE WILL
GET OUT OUR YO-YOS,
AND YO-YO THEM
UP AND DOWN.
WITH LUCK, THE FUHRER
WILL BE BLOWN UP.
WE WILL NOW HAVE
A PRACTICE YO-YO.
WHAT HAVE THEY
BEEN SAYING,
VON SMALLHAUSEN?
THEY ARE TAKING THE PAINTING
OF THE FALLEN MADONNA
BY TRAIN TO BERLIN
THIS AFTERNOON.
THEY WILL PLAY
WITH THEIR YO-YOS
AND BLOW UP THE FUHRER.
ALREADY MY CUNNING MIND
IS DEVISING A WAY
OF RECOVERING THE PAINTING
AND GETTING THE GENERAL
AND THE OTHERS ARRESTED.
NOTHING MUST STOP US NOW.
KEEP A VERY LOW PROFILE
UNTIL WE GET ON
THAT TRAIN TO BERLIN.
WHAT DOES MY SPECIAL
GESTAPO MANUAL
SAY I SHOULD DO, HELGA?
SELECT ONE OF YOUR BALLS
AND PUT IT ON THE TEE.
REMOVE MY BALLS.
IS THIS NORMAL
FOR A CADDIE?
YOU WILL FIND THEM
IN MY BALL COMPARTMENT.
OH, YES.
ALLOW ME.
WHAT'S NEXT?
HIT IT WITH THE HEAD
OF YOUR DRIVER.
STOP!
THE DRIVER IS
YOUR BIG CLUB.
READ ON.
STAND WITH LEGS APART,
HEAD DOWN, ARMS STIFF,
HIPS LOOSE, KNEES BENT,
AND KEEP YOUR FACE OPEN.
DOES IT SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT HITTING THE BALL?
YOU WILL SWING THE CLUB
TO 2:00,
THEN HIT IT.
I CANNOT WAIT THAT LONG,
I WILL HIT IT NOW.
GOOD MORNING, COLONEL,
LIEUTENANT.
RENE, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
HOW ROSY YOUR CHEEKS ARE.
THANK YOU, LIEUTENANT.
I HAVE BEEN RUNNING.
I AM SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
BUT I WOULD LIKE
A WORD, PLEASE.
WHAT IS IT, RENE?
NOUVION IS ENTERING A FLOA
IN THE ANNUAL
FISHMONGER'S PARADE
TO THE COAS
THIS AFTERNOON.
WE NEED YOUR SIGNED PASSES,
TO LEAVE THE DISTRICT.
CAN'T IT WAIT?
WE ARE LEAVING VERY SOON.
COLONEL, THIS
MIGHT BE OUR
OPPORTUNITY
TO GET OUT OF
YOU KNOW WHO'S
YOU KNOW WHAT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WELL, COULD WE NO
GO WITH RENE
TO THE COAST?
WE WOULD MISS
THE TRAIN THAT WAY.
GOOD IDEA, GRUBER.
RENE,
WE WILL GIVE YOU
THE PASSES
IF YOU WILL TAKE US
WITH YOU ON THE FLOAT.
WELL, WE HAVE A COUPLE
OF SPARE COSTUMES, BUT
WE WILL COME TO THE
CAFE AFTER LUNCH.
ARE YOU GETTING
ANYTHING ELSE,
VON SMALLHAUSEN?
NOT VERY CLEARLY,
HERR FLICK.
THEN PUT THE MICROPHONE
UP HIGHER.
STAY AND WATCH
FOR A BIT, RENE.
YOU MIGH
LEARN SOMETHING.
ABSOLUTE SILENCE!
IF IT IS ALL THE SAME
TO YOU, LIEUTENANT,
I HAD BETTER GET BACK
TO THE CAFE.
STOND CLEAR OF THE FLOO
IF YOU PLOOSE.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
THEY ARE IN THE CIFFEE.
I THOUGH
MY SPEAR UNIFOAM
WAS AT THE DRY CLOONERS.
I BORROWED IT,
TO ESCORT THE FLOAT TO
THE COAST. ARE WE READY?
I'M ALL TANKED UP.
DID RENE GE
PERMISSION TO LEAVE
FROM THE GERMANS?
HE HAS THE EXIT PISSES
WITH HIM.
GOOD, THEN LET'S GE
EVERYONE ON THE FLOAT.
MOVE BACK.
I WILL ANNOONCE YOU,
WIN BY WIN.
LOODIES AND GINTLEMIN,
A BIG HOND, PLOOSE,
FOR MADAME FINNY
AND MONSIEUR LECLOCK
IN FULL KISTUME.
AS YOU SEE,
MADAME FINNY IS A PRUNE
AND MONSIEUR LECLOCK
IS AN OCTOPISS.
NIXT, THE TWO WOTRESSES
MUMU AND YVOTTE
AS SIRENES OF THE SOO.
THIS ONE LOOKS
MORE LIKE A SARDINE.
OH, DOESN'T SHE?
HA HA HA OOH!
AND NOO, A RIND OF APPLOOSE
FOR MADAME EDITH
AND RONNIE
AS VENUS UNDERDONE
AND NIPTUNE
THE GID OF THE SOO.
WALK CAREFULLY,
YOU HAVE JUS
DROPPED A WINKLE.
NEVER MIND,
I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
AND LOST,
BUT NOT LOOST,
A KIPPLE OF CRIBS.
I NEVER THOUGH
I WOULD END THE WAR
DRESSED AS A CRAB
ON A FISH FLOAT.
IT IS RATHER IGNOMINIOUS.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
COLONEL,
LIEUTENANT GRUBER,
WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU
DOING ON THIS FLOAT?
GET DOWN AT ONCE.
STAND TO ATTENTION.
EXPLAIN THESE COSTUMES.
I'M THE KING CRAB.
AND I SUPPOSE
YOU ARE THE QUEEN CRAB?
I KNOW I SAID
TO KEEP LOW PROFILE
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WHERE ARE YOUR UNIFORMS?
IN THE CAFE,
GENERAL.
WELL, CRAWL OVER
AND PUT THEM BACK ON.
THEN MEET ME
AT THE STATION.
THE BERLIN TRAIN LEAVES
IN HALF AN HOUR.
YES, GENERAL.
OFF YOU GO,
MONSIEUR ALPHONSE.
WE WILL LEAD YOU OU
ON THE TANDEM.
AND NOW, EVERYONE,
WHEN IT LEAVES,
YOU WILL ALL GIVE
OUR FISHMONGER'S FLOA
THE TRADITIONAL
ROUSING NOUVION SEND OFF.
OH, HOW LOVELY.
THEY WILL CHEER
AND SHOWER US
WITH GIFTS
IN APPRECIATION
OF OUR EFFORTS.
I AM INCLINED
TO AGREE WITH THEM.
CAREFUL WITH THAT PACKAGE.
IT IS VERY FRAGILE.
PORTER, OVER HERE.
NOW IS OUR CHANCE
TO INSPECT THEIR LUGGAGE,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
THEY WILL NEVER
SEE THROUGH
OUR CUNNING DISGUISES.
FOLLOW ME.
YOU HAVE YOUR YO-YOS?
IN OUR TROUSER POCKETS.
GOOD.
PUT OUR BAGS
ON THE BERLIN EXPRESS.
YES, GENERAL.
COME. WE LEAVE
IN FIVE MINUTES.
THIS PACKAGE
IN THE BROWN PAPER
IS CLEARLY THE PAINTING
OF THE FALLEN MADONNA,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
WE WILL STEAL I
BEFORE THE TRAIN LEAVES.
A MASTERSTROKE,
HERR FLICK.
OF COURSE.
HERR FLICK
HERR FLICK!
THIS ATTACHE CASE
IS TICKING.
THAT MUST BE THE BOMB
TO BLOW UP HITLER.
WE WILL TIP OFF
THE STATION GUARDS
AND GET THE GENERAL
AND THE OTHER TWO ARRESTED.
PUT THE RES
OF OUR LUGGAGE
IN THE GUARD'S VAN.
YES, GENERAL.
THREE MINUTES TO GO.
YOU REMEMBERED
YOUR SUICIDE TEETH, I HOPE?
YES, GENERAL.
BEST PUT THEM IN
UNTIL WE ARE SAFELY AWAY.
I'M RATHER NERVOUS.
WHAT HAPPENS
IF WE ARE CAUGH
BEFORE THE TRAIN
EVEN LEAVES?
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
I WISH I HAD
YOUR CONFIDENCE.
I WISH I HAD HIS TEETH.
I HAVE THE PAINTING,
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
WELL DONE,
HERR FLICK.
AND NOW FOR THE OTHERS.
I AM HERR FLICK
OF THE GESTAPO.
GENERAL
VON KLINKERHOFFEN,
COLONEL VON STROHM,
AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER
ARE ON THE BERLIN TRAIN.
THEY HAVE WITH THEM
AN ATTACHE CASE
CONTAINING A BOMB
TO BLOW UP THE FUHRER.
I ORDER YOU TO ARREST THEM
IMMEDIATELY.
YES, HERR FLICK.
COME, VON SMALLHAUSEN,
LET US EXAMINE OUR PRIZE
IN THE MEN'S ROOM.
YES?
WE HAVE REASON
TO BELIEVE
YOU ARE CARRYING
A BOMB, GENERAL.
DO DO NOT BE
RIDICULOUS.
HAND OVER
YOUR ATTACHE CASE.
HOW DARE YOU?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
IT IS TICKING.
WHY IS THAT?
THAT IS BECAUSE
IT MERELY CONTAINS
MY TRAVELING ALARM CLOCK.
AS YOU SEE,
THERE IS NO BOMB.
WHAT IS THIS?
UH IT'S A YO-YO,
OF COURSE.
IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS TO ME.
IT HAS A SWITCH ON THE SIDE.
THAT IS MERELY
SO IT LIGHTS UP.
IT'S JUST A TOY.
GIVE IT TO ME.
WE SHALL SEE.
WHY HAVE WE STOPPED HERE?
THIS IS WHERE WE RENDEZVOUS
WITH THE OTHER FLOATS
FOR THE PARADE
DOWN TO THE SEA.
HELP ME DOWN, ERNEST,
I AM DYING
TO GO TO THE LOO.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOU ARE GOING TO GO, FANNY.
THAT LOOKS LIKE
A PUBLIC CONVENIENCE
OVER THERE.
EDITH,
I AM JUST GOING
TO SPEND A FRANC.
VERY WELL, MAMMA.
YOU CANNOT PARK HERE.
THIS IS
A MILITARY ZONE.
MOVE OFF AT ONCE.
EVERYONE BACK ON THE FLOAT.
EDITH, WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?
SHE WENT FOR A TINKLE.
WHERE?
IN THAT PUBLIC CONVENIENCE
OVER THERE.
OH MY GOD.
THAT IS NO
A PUBLIC CONVENIENCE,
THAT IS
A CROSS-CHANNEL GUN.
ERNEST? ERNEST,
I CANNOT SEE THE CHAIN.
IT IS THERE
ABOVE YOU.
IT IS THAT THICK ROPE.
JUST GIVE IT A TUG.
OH, USE YOUR EYES, WOMAN.
WHO FIRED THE BIG GUN?
NOW LOOK WHA
YOUR MOTHER HAS DONE.
WHY COULD SHE NO
GO BEHIND A BUSH
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
OH MY GOD, IT IS
THE FIRING SQUAD.
THE INVASION HAS STARTED.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
WHAT?
LOOK, RENE.
THERE ARE DOZENS
OF SHIPS ON THE SEA.
IT IS THE ALLIES AT LAST.
WE ARE COMMANDEERING
ALL VEHICLES
FOR OUR RETREA
FROM THE COAST,
INCLUDING THIS LORRY.
HEY, YOU CANNO
TAKE THAT.
SAYS WHO?
ON THE TRUCKS!
RENE, WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO NOW?
WE ARE GOING
TO COMMANDEER THIS TANDEM.
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
JUST GET YOUR HAIR SORTED OUT.
YES.
QUICK, BACK TO NOUVION.
MIND YOU, DO NO
CATCH YOUR WINKLE
IN THE CHAIN.
YOU WILL BE THE FIRS
TO KNOW IF I DO.