Bravest Warriors (2012) s01e10 Episode Script

Ultra Wankershim

It's a miracle! Molecules stable.
I didn't think it was possible, but Wankershim has become an independent life form! You just made history! I am no longer merely a hologram.
My brother Wankershim, where you are going, I cannot follow.
I'm sorry, I have grown beyond you brother Spankus.
Computer: End program.
NeoMars Park has a new attraction: Wankershim! Two weeks ago this crazy critter was nothing more than a computer character in a video game! But after achieving self-awareness, he became a new form of life that is now fifty stories tall and still growing! Yes, this once little elf has captured the heart of NeoMars City! How do you think this will affect the Martian tourism industry? He says he wants more carrots and bread crumbs! Catbug, come on I asked you not to feed Wankershim.
That's your lunch.
He got big fast.
What happens when he has to pee? Or doodie! What if Wankershim keeps expanding infinitely? Who knows what might happen? We should at the very least run some scans.
I'm proud of the little--big--guy.
It's always been Wankershim! Emotion Lord! Rad Jellyfish! Say hello to Himmel Mancheese! He begged me to take him back in time for The Dawning of Wankershim! AW! Gross dude, you're me! What's the "Dawning" of Wankershim? The day in history when the great prophet Wankershim absorbs the universe into his Wankerbeing.
What?! What happens then? The end of reality as we know it, you lucky mortals! Today we all become one with Wankershim.
What the beans does this mean? How do we stop it? Are you really all up in my jam, asking for dangerous knowledge of the future that might damage space-time?! Do you want a Temporal Pair-o-Sox on your conscience? You mean a "paradox?" No, a Temporal Pair of Socks! It's far worse! I can't tell you the future, but I can help you figure it out on your own.
But why would-- Dude please don't magically apply clothes to me.
You want to know about Wankershim, then set up an MV-12 Assertive Reactor.
It'll answer all your questions.
You're my friends now.
We're having soft tacos later.
It's always been Wankershim! Can we trust him? Why do you think he's really here? Give him a chance, Chris.
He knows things you don't.
Here you go kids! Could I ask a private question? Oh, somebody's getting curious about his powers! Well, we can read upside down, aaand our dancing skills improve quite nicely.
Actually I was wondering about Beth.
She's my best friend, but you know, someday, -I mean, are we ever meant to? -You know I can't tell you! Anyway you can see the future yourself, that's one of your dang powers! Hey Chris! We could use a hand over here before the world ends! There's gotta be something we can do.
I like myself too much to become a tiny piece of a giant elf.
Here, empty your mind.
Seeing the future Okay.
Just don't kiss me again.
Focus on the person or thing you love more than anything else in the world.
Got it? You're it! Yeah.
Fill up with that feeling.
Lose your biz in it.
I I still don't see anything-- Sdrawkcab gniyalp egassem a si sith.
Ahhh my arm is missing.
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What did you do to me?! Chris look! It's happening.
But, wait, what was all that-- Hi Wankershim! Are you going to go doodie? How do you work this thing? I got it! Calculating It's always been Wankershim? That's the spirit! Everyone take shelter in his divine Wankershade! This is amazing!! You're looking at Beth? And you're crying.
Wait, what's wrong? I just miss her.
Miss her?! Why? Does something happen to Beth? Does she die? You have to tell me! Oh dear! I've given you dangerous fore-knowledge of the future! I may have created a Temporal Pair-o-Sox! I did! There it is! The Pair-o-Sox! I can't NOT put these on! No--tell me about Beth! Please! It's always been Wankershiiim! No Is it over? Are we one with Wankershim? Anybody else feel kinda tender? I guess he's everywhere now.
Rad! Who wants soft tacos?! -Yaaayy! Dinner Time! -I have an interest in tacos!
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