Cow and Chicken (1997) s01e03 Episode Script

Supermodel Cow

Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud. ♪
He didn't care how. ♪
Cow. ♪
Chicken. ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh! Look at all the pretty
mannequins' big--what?
Oh! Look at them,
Aren't they bee-yoo-tiful?
Why, they are so slender
and pretty and tall
and just everything that
I'll never be!
Oh, here we go again.
Ok, let me see.
Ok, I got it.
I know you hate being ugly,
but somebody has to make
everyone else look good.
Oh! Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes!
Mmm mmm!
Oh, sweetheart,
you have got it going on.
Oh, you are high styling, babe.
Those "come here, sailor" eyes,
that kiss-and-tell pout--
Hey, pal!
That is my sister you got
your mitts all over.
If you know what is
good for you, you--
Come now,
my little meadow muffin.
My studio is just over here.
Ooh! Oh!
You know it, baby!
Ooh, let me have it.
Let me have it.
Oh, isn't it wonderful,
big brother?
I am going to be a model.
Emile even let me
keep the beauty mark.
Hey, get real, will youse?
That was probably
just some weirdo
who likes to take pictures
of big, fat, ugly
Come on.
This is our stop.
What would you do
without me, Cow?
You would be nowheres.
Oh, I guess so.
Just what clown
in his right mind
is going to make a fashion model
out of a two-ton
slab of cheese like you?
You're probably right.
Of course I am!
Just what do you see
when you look at one of
these beauty mags anyway?
Sure, it's you.
You don't think they would
just put any old cow--
It can't be!
Holy guacamole!
It's the Cow!
Oh, ok. Ok.
No shoving, please.
You're so fabulous! I
think I'm in love.
Oh, you're so chubby!
Dear diary, you ain't
never gonna believe
what I am about
to write down on youse.
Any questions?
Yes. May I be excused to
go adjust my udder strap?
Well, by all means!
Class is dismissed early today
so we can all adjust
our udder straps.
Hi, Cow. I never
liked you before,
but now that you're
famous, I like you a lot.
Oh, geez! It's just my
stupid sister, already.
Oh, that cow baloney
is so last Tuesday.
Oh, no!
I'm not famous anymore!
So you got a little taste
of the spotlight, huh, Cow,
and you'd like to get
back there again, hmm?
Welcome to my milk bar!
10 cents a glass ♪
It's not a pretty penny ♪
It's 10 cents a glass ♪
I have to fill ♪
so many ♪
I would like to
go home now, Mr. Bartender.
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't you understand, Cow?
You work for me!
This seedy milk bar
is your home.
Now sing!
We'll be getting some
customers in here soon,
and they'll expect a show
With milk!
10 cents a glass ♪
It's not a pretty penny ♪
It's 10 cents ♪
I wonder what happened
to my large sister.
fill so many ♪
Hey, that sounds like--
A customer.
What'll it be, pal?
Hey! Hey!
That you, sis?
Oh! Don't look at me.
Hey, it's ok, sis.
Come on, let's get you
out of here.
There, there, little fella.
Don't get your waddle in a knot!
How about I fix you up
a nice ice-cream cone?
This tastes like
it has a bug in it.
Well, I don't see
no bug, Chicken.
Well, look a little closer!
Aah! Aah!
I can't see!
Oh, I'm visually challenged!
Hurry! Get on!
Let's go!
Hee hee! Ha ha!
Ho ho hoo hoo!
Oh, thank you so much for
saving my butt, Chicken.
Hey, no sweat, Cow.
Oh, I'm just glad
this whole thing is over.
Or, uh, maybe it's
just starting.
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