Cow and Chicken (1997) s01e12 Episode Script
School Bully
1
Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud. ♪
He didn't care how. ♪
Cow. ♪
Chicken. ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Ha ha ha! ♪
Ok, class! Beat it!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Hey, Chicken! Wait up!
You want to come on over
to my house after school
and go sledding off the roof?
Hello, drool-buckets!
Hi, Butch. Hi, Butch.
Were you two going somewheres?
No, Butch. We weren't
going nowheres.
That's great! I was
hoping you two scabs
could hang around for a while.
I wonder what we did to
upset Butch this time.
Whatever all it was,
it must have been pretty bad.
He usually only raises
us up at half-mast.
How's it hanging, ladies?!
I'll take over from here!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Move it or else!
Or else what?
Timber!
Ha ha ha!
Hey, chuckles!
Don't you think the old
snow-in-the-face move is a little old?
My grandma taught me that
when I was still in diapers! Ha!
Yeah! That was this morning!
Ha ha ha! You trying to
tell me how to be a bully?
Manure-breath!
I know more about bullying
than 10 of you, sister!
I'm from Scarsdale!
They call me "The
Dentist of Scarsdale"
because I'll rip the molars
right out of your head!
Hey, weenie!
That's my locker now!
Yours is over there.
Looks like someone
finally came along
and put Butch in his place.
Uh, I think it's kind of sad.
Don't forget, Butch
has been your bully
since kindergarten.
Yeah. That's right.
Y'all know where you
stand with Butch--
you the wimp, he the bully.
Ha ha!
Yeah, and Butch always came up
with such original
bullying techniques.
Remember that time up
at Dead Man's Bluff?
Boy, do I! Ha ha!
Well, ladies, it's all
downhill from here! Ha ha!
Bon voyage!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Ha ha! My wattle was
swollen for two weeks!
Mine, too! Ha ha!
It's just not the same, is it?
Yeah. Jimmy don't have that
je ne sais quoi of bullying.
Like Butch does.
Hey, Scarsdale!
Huh?
Can't you come up with
anything more original
than nose-twisting?
What?
I'm sorry. I can't
understand you.
You got a banana in your mouth.
Ha ha ha!
Oh! This is terrible! Moo!
How can you two just sit there
and watch this happen
to poor Butch?
Cow is right, Flem.
Butch may be a bully,
but he's our bully,
and we got to help him. Come on!
Let's go!
How come you're on top, Cow?
Because I'm the tallest.
Oh! Wait till Butch
hears about this.
Hey, Mr. Woman!
I've been thinking about
what you said yesterday,
and I decided you ought
to talk a lot less!
Are you going to rip the
molars out of my head?
Open your pie-hole
and say, "ahh"!
Uh-oh!
Well, now, this looks
like payback time!
Let that be a lesson to the two
of you little--hoo hoo hoo!
Being a bully is bad and--
Wow!
I guess that leaves
me as the new bully.
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
What? What?
Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud. ♪
He didn't care how. ♪
Cow. ♪
Chicken. ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Ha ha ha! ♪
Ok, class! Beat it!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Hey, Chicken! Wait up!
You want to come on over
to my house after school
and go sledding off the roof?
Hello, drool-buckets!
Hi, Butch. Hi, Butch.
Were you two going somewheres?
No, Butch. We weren't
going nowheres.
That's great! I was
hoping you two scabs
could hang around for a while.
I wonder what we did to
upset Butch this time.
Whatever all it was,
it must have been pretty bad.
He usually only raises
us up at half-mast.
How's it hanging, ladies?!
I'll take over from here!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah! Move it or else!
Or else what?
Timber!
Ha ha ha!
Hey, chuckles!
Don't you think the old
snow-in-the-face move is a little old?
My grandma taught me that
when I was still in diapers! Ha!
Yeah! That was this morning!
Ha ha ha! You trying to
tell me how to be a bully?
Manure-breath!
I know more about bullying
than 10 of you, sister!
I'm from Scarsdale!
They call me "The
Dentist of Scarsdale"
because I'll rip the molars
right out of your head!
Hey, weenie!
That's my locker now!
Yours is over there.
Looks like someone
finally came along
and put Butch in his place.
Uh, I think it's kind of sad.
Don't forget, Butch
has been your bully
since kindergarten.
Yeah. That's right.
Y'all know where you
stand with Butch--
you the wimp, he the bully.
Ha ha!
Yeah, and Butch always came up
with such original
bullying techniques.
Remember that time up
at Dead Man's Bluff?
Boy, do I! Ha ha!
Well, ladies, it's all
downhill from here! Ha ha!
Bon voyage!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Ha ha! My wattle was
swollen for two weeks!
Mine, too! Ha ha!
It's just not the same, is it?
Yeah. Jimmy don't have that
je ne sais quoi of bullying.
Like Butch does.
Hey, Scarsdale!
Huh?
Can't you come up with
anything more original
than nose-twisting?
What?
I'm sorry. I can't
understand you.
You got a banana in your mouth.
Ha ha ha!
Oh! This is terrible! Moo!
How can you two just sit there
and watch this happen
to poor Butch?
Cow is right, Flem.
Butch may be a bully,
but he's our bully,
and we got to help him. Come on!
Let's go!
How come you're on top, Cow?
Because I'm the tallest.
Oh! Wait till Butch
hears about this.
Hey, Mr. Woman!
I've been thinking about
what you said yesterday,
and I decided you ought
to talk a lot less!
Are you going to rip the
molars out of my head?
Open your pie-hole
and say, "ahh"!
Uh-oh!
Well, now, this looks
like payback time!
Let that be a lesson to the two
of you little--hoo hoo hoo!
Being a bully is bad and--
Wow!
I guess that leaves
me as the new bully.
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
What? What?