Cow and Chicken (1997) s01e16 Episode Script

Cow's Instincts...Don't It?

Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud. ♪
He didn't care how. ♪
Cow. ♪
Chicken. ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Ha ha ha!
Hey hey, Chicken.
Oh, Chicken?
Big brother, I have a question.
What is wrong with
your brain, Cow?
Um, how come those cows
are following each other
even until they
fall off a cliff?
Uh you'll find out.
Find out what?
Well, you know all cows
do it sooner or later.
Do what?
Tell me!
I don't wanna!
All right. Ok, Cow,
don't have a stroke.
It's--you know, it's
something that happens--
something that happens
to all young cows,
you know, when they
reach a certain age.
It is called a herding instinct.
Herding instinct? Oh!
Think I'll get one?
Oh! Eventually
when you start commensurating.
I think I'm getting one now.
Susie, guess what I may
be starting to do.
Promise not to tell?
Well, I may be herding soon!
Have you started herding yet?
Seems like only yesterday
we started kindergarten,
and now I'm going to herd!
You know, I think maybe tomorrow
I'll just wake up and start herding.
Ooh! I think I feel a
herding instinct coming on.
What are you doing, man?
I'm herding!
Help! Help!
Help! Help! Help me!
Oh! Oh!
A herd!
Guys! I'm herding!
Quack! Quack! Quack!
Hey, ducks, can I
be in your herd?
Wait a minute. Cows can't fly!
Aren't you glad?
I'm herrrdinggg!
I think this be our
lucky day, Enos.
No bluegill today.
This is so heavy!
Tonight, we eating well!
Excuse me. I've got to go herd.
I got to cut down
eating these worms.
Hut, 2, 3, 4!
Hut, 2, 3, 4! Hut, 2, 3, 4!
Hut, 2, 3, 4! Hut, 2, 3, 4!
Hut, 2, 3, 4! Hut, 2, 3, 4!
Hut, 2, 3, 4! Hut!
Hey! We took a direct hit.
We're dead!
Oh! I'm a ghost!
Ohh! Ohh! I'm too young to die!
I want to live!
Hold your fire!
Just what in the name of Uncle Sam's
undershorts do you think you're doing?!
I'm herding?
You blotchy-hided bag of cheese!
This ain't herding!
That's herding!
Oh! Ohh!
Thank you, sir!
Hi. I'm Cow. I herd.
So you guys want to play?
Uh anyone for jump rope?
My mother, your mother, ♪
lives across the lane. ♪
No jump rope, huh?
So what do you guys
do when you herd?
Blech! Eww!
Hey, this is just grass.
And you know what else?
Herding bites big wind!
So, Cow, how's that herding
instinct thing coming along?
Well, I think I figured out
I'm just too young to herd.
I'm a big fat failure at it!
Hey, I could have told
you the big fat part.
Don't be depressed, Cow,
because you know what?
I made your favorite dinner.
You kids put your blindfolds on
because you know
what time it is?
Ohh! Meat pinata time!
Come on, Cow!
Oh, you're getting warmer.
You know what, mama?
It's times like this that
make me proud to be a man.
Me, too.
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