Cow and Chicken (1997) s02e10 Episode Script

Grizzly Beaver Safari

Where are we?
Why, we're in Africa, son.
Your Mom and I thought it would be fun
to take the family
on a grizzly beaver safari.
Not only does Africa
have grizzly beavers in it,
it has man-eating giraffes, too!
Well, call me a girlie scout
and paint me red!
We're out of gas!
Gee, Dad!
I hope no wild animals eat us!
What the?
Wild hyenas?
Oh, Why are they laughing at us?
We're cartoon characters!
We're supposed to be funny.
That's our job, stupid!
Well, I think it is rude.
Who bit me?
It's the Grizzly Beaver!
I kinda wish Super Cow
was visitin' Africa right about now.
Oh, that would be a nice surprise.
I think I will take a stroll
to the little girl's tree.
Man-eatin' giraffes!
Super Cow! A la rescuettie!
Get me out, ugh!
So, tough guy, aye?
Okay, okay, you want it? You got it.
You wanna play tough, huh?
Sure! I can play tough.
Oh, yeah!
I can play real tough!
One tough one, comin' up for the
Spaniard Cow.
So, you ready, Spaniard Cow?
Let's rock and roll!
Help me, Cow!
Has Super Cow finally met her match?
Is this the end of Super Cow?
I certainly hope so!
Super Cow!
Oh look, dear!
Super Cow has Beaver Gas!
Well, shave my legs and call me grandpa!
Super Cow!
Fasten your seatbelts men!
We're gonna tip over some sleeping rhinos
and see what happens!
Somebody better tell Super Cow
that Beaver Gas is highly explosive!
Never mind.
What's so funny, men?
Oh, stop it, Hyenas! Not there!
I'm not even suppose to be in this show!
Would someone please end this film?
Why thank you.
Want to play on the trampoline?
we don't have no trampoline, idiot!
Yes, huh!
Wow, this is great, Cow!
Where'd you get it?
Hey, come back here
and fight like a man, Cow!
You don't need pants
for the victory dance ♪
'Cause Baboon
better than Weasel ♪
I.R. Baboon, big
star of cartoon ♪
I.M. Weasel.
I.R. Baboon reigns
king in his mind ♪
He's just as good as
the weaselly kind ♪
But round every corner,
he's likely to find ♪
I.M. Weasel.
I.M. Weasel!
I.M. Weasel!
I.R. demanding rematch, Weasel.
Very well, Baboon.
One more game of Tic Tac Toe,
one in a row.
Winner goes first.
Hey, what do you know?
Tic Tac Toe, one in a row.
Who-ha, I win again.
What? I.R. lose again?
I.R. hating losing all time!
I.M. Weasel, Asp Exterminator.
May I help you?
It's a long distance call for you.
Hello. Rid O Asp Exterminators.
I.M. Weasel speaking.
Hello? Hello?
Dang. I've been disconnected.
Hey, I.R.?
That was from Queen Cleopantless.
The Royal Palace is full of asps.
Palace full of asps?
Let's go!
Won't somebody help me?
I had no idea the asp problem was this big!
Yeah! Come on, baby!
- Lookie!
- Yeah!
Come on, doll!
Oh, please! I am not a piece of meat!
I.R. never seen so much asp before.
It's me, Cleopantless, Queen of DeNile.
It's the Queen!
I'll say. Can we get on with this already?
I've got a world to rule.
So, would you kindly hurry up
and get rid of all these snaky asps?
I.R. a hero! ♪
I.R, I'll save Queen of DeNile! ♪
Not so fast, Mr. Baboon.
Asps are dangerous.
We must use caution and stealth.
What are little house for?
This, my simian pal,
is the latest in cruelty-free pest control.
The Asp Motel.
Asps check-in, but they don't check-out.
We lure them in with a tasty mint,
and then "Wham-oh!"
Trapped like a Mexican moose.
All we have to do is wait.
Lookie what I.R. seeing!
Such a chocolate slurp.
No! You wear costume of girl asp.
You pretty as snake.
Stupid Weasel!
Just for record, I.R. not liking this one bit.
Yes, siree.
There's nothing quite like
a nice big fresh hot bucket of Asp Milk.
I.R. humiliating!
You make a great asp, Baboon.
Now we must make you smell like one.
Oh, go away, worms!
Hey, come on, girlie!
You can't stay in there forever!
Come on! Hey, come on out!
All right! Baby, baby, baby!
Hey, come on over here!
What the?
Tut's Rental?
Hey, this ain't no asp!
It's just a smelly old baboon
in a two-bit suit!
- What? Of all the dirty, low-down
- Let's get him, boys!
Looks like the asp costume
was a bad idea.
Oh well.
Hey, asps! It's the Queen!
It looking like every asp in world
are coming to palace.
The Queen are a asp magnet!
That's it!
She's an asp magnet!
I now know what to do.
Lookie! Giant Asp Trap all finished!
It's finished!
Well, that takes care of those pesky asps.
Ladies, hello?
Pantless Queen trapped here!
Bunch of asps in here!
Where did you build the escape hatch?
Escape hatch? What that?
Oh, well. We're only human.
Dr. Baboon, this is astounding!
According to the hieroglyphics,
this isn't a tomb after all.
It's an asp trap!
And I have figured out the secret
to getting inside.
Oh, hello there.
Have you met asps?
They're really quite nice
once you get to know them.
Say, Dr. Baboon,
how's about another game of Digital
Tic Tac Toe, one in a row?
Okay. You go first.
You won last time.
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