Cow and Chicken (1997) s03e19 Episode Script

101 Uses for Cow & Chicken

Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad wad proud, he didn't care how. ♪
Cow! ♪
Chicken! ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Oh, I am so embarrassed.
A pricing gun?
Imitation Pork Hinies, twenty-nine cents.
Make that forty-five-ninety-nine.
Oh, what you doing, Big Brother?
Are you changing prices
with a pricing gun?
Oh, that is illegal!
This is fun!
I do not know
if this is such a good idea, Chicken.
My buns are only nineteen-cents?
I am so cheap!
Have price gun, will travel!
My Big Brother is off his nut!
Oh, panty hose!
Into the basket with your friends!
Sale on Red Guys, aisle five.
What have we here?
Ninety-nine cents?
A deal! I'll take it!
Glory! Something fat!
I'll take this one, too!
Checkout time!
What kind of bags do you like?
Oh, no need to get personal.
Can of coffee,
panty hose, panty hose, panty hose,
chicken, panty hose,
panty hose, panty hose,
cow, panty hose, panty hose, panty hose.
Hey, Mister?
Do you wear all these panty hose?
Why of course not!
Why, they're part of an ingenious system
I use to filter my coffee!
Why don't you just buy coffee filters?
You mean they make those?
We're home!
Let's see.
What am I gonna use these two things for?
Oh, different.
I know!
Perhaps you can be a boa for
when I go to the theater!
Perhaps not.
I know what you can be!
No, thanks.
I just had an apple on the train.
Good day, boys and girls!
The Pantless Chef
will make cookies with a fat rolling pin!
Well, how'd we do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, this will never do.
There's holes in my cookie dough.
You're a lousy rolling pin!
I've got to think.
Think! Think! Think!
I paid for 'em, what can I use 'em for?
Hey, Meatball!
Go like this
Good morning! Coffee, grandma?
I'd bet you'd make a great coffee cup.
It leaks.
Somehow I sense that I'm getting angry.
Red Guy's gettin' kinda hungry!
Perhaps I'll try out my new fat oven,
which I bought.
Hell-wo, oven.
I got a little surprise for ya! Say "ah".
Now to adjust the temperature.
Come on, come on, cook, cook!
Oh, Uncle Gerald, call the twins!
I cooked for us!
Excuse me while I go freshen up.
Hey! You're not bad as a towel!
I didn't brush my teeth this year!
Guess what you get to be?
I need a nice close shave!
Can't you at least hum a little?
Work with me here!
That's it! Now my shaver's spittin' at me!
I've been ripped off! You guys are useless!
I'm taking you back to the store.
Hey! What do you think you're doin'?
Butt-walking to my car. Why?
You didn't pay for yourself!
Oh, but I'm not for sale!
Oh-oh, yes you are!
You got a dollar twenty-nine?
Must have left my wallet in my other pants.
Man! I gotta take me one of these!
Oh, how darling!
A Cow and Chicken
just like my Cow and Chicken!
The kids will be so thrilled!
Hey! I paid good money for!
Now make yourself useful
and brush my teeth!
Please! Cut to commercial!
Now, brush! Don't forget to floss!
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