Cow and Chicken (1997) s04e07 Episode Script

Cloud Nine

Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪
Cow! ♪
Chicken! ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
What are we doing here?
Beats me, son!
Going to the hardware store on a Saturday
just seems like the Dad kinda thing to do!
Hey, lookie!
Hey, maybe me and Cow should,
wait out here for ya?
You know, while you're doing the dad thing
in the hardware store?
A poofy-poofy cloud car!
Well, what do you want to do, pumpkin?
Oh, I want to ride
on the poofy-poofy cloud car!
Oh, I've got a mess of quarters!
Take care of your little sister, son.
I won't be long.
Let me have a quarter, Cow.
I always wanted to ride a fighter jet!
Oh, you should have saved
your money, Chicken!
Hey, come on, Cow!
Cough up a quarter! I'll pay yas back!
Pay me back?
As soon as I can.
I'm a chicken! I was meant to fly!
This is my chance!
I'll do anything you want! Anything!
Yeah, anything!
Just loan me one quarter?
If you promise to be my man servant.
Yeah, I promise!
Ready, kids?
Time to mosey on back to the ranch.
Coming, first born son?
What do you mean,
I still got to be your "man servant?"
even though
you never got to ride that jet plane,
I still lent you a quarter.
Finally! Cleared for immediate take-off!
Come on, come on!
What is the matter with this?
Extension Cord City!
I made it.
We've got lift-off!
I'll get it!
Oh, one "X-Ninety-Five
Super Sonic Jet Fighter Ride!"
Complete with life-like pilot!
Sign here, please?
Oh, Dad?
The plane ride you ordered is here!
Have him bring it down to the basement
with all the other jet rides, Cow!
Just put that baby
over by the P-Forty War Hawk!
Is my man servant reporting for duty?
Oh, Manure the Bear feels fresh now.
Perspiring Pam needs a bath.
And Crabs the Warthog needs a kiss.
Who knew?
This man servant thing is great!
Hey, wait a minute!
Oh, something the matter,
big brother man-servant-to-Cow?
Yeah, something is the matter!
How come nobody never told me?
Told you what, big "man servant" brother?
That Dad got a collection
of fighter plane rides in the basement!
You never asked!
I never asked?
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