Cow and Chicken (1997) s04e10 Episode Script

Cow's Magic Blanket

Goodnight, kids!
Goodnight, Mom!
Oh, blankie!
Can I ever remember a time without you?
No, I cannot.
Oh, you have always been there for me.
I wuv you, blankie.
Stupid Cow!
Come on, Cow! We'll be late for school!
Oh, be patient!
I am packing my backpack!
No room for my blankie!
Just throw it out!
I hate that smelly old blanket!
Now there's room for blankie!
Cow! The bus is here!
Hey, Jumbo!
Thanks for almost making me late.
You're welcome.
I love you, blankie!
Stupid blanket.
Blankie is not stupid!
Cow, you are a seven-year-old,
six-hundred pound girl
and you still have a blanket?
You still have a blanket?
Cow has a blankie!
Isn't she stupid?
She's a stupid cow!
Cow has a blankie! ♪
Cow has a blankie! ♪
Cow has a blankie! ♪
Cow has a blankie! ♪
I am too mature for this stinky old blankie.
You didn't really want that blanket.
It was covered in cow filth.
Come on, Cow! I'm sorry!
Cheer up all ready!
Hey! Hey, you want to play Super Cow
when we get home, huh?
I'll be the bad guy!
My blankie
was also Super Cow's magic cape.
I'm afraid Super Cow
is never coming back!
Oh, excuse me, little huge girl?
Yes, Principal Derriere?
Well, I couldn't help overhearing.
Did you say that Super Cow
was never coming back?
Oh well, not even if, say
somebody did this?
But what if someone did this!
Oh, goodness!
But what if someone
were to do something like this?
And what if someone did this?
What if somebody did this?
Help us chicken.
Don't worry, boys! I'll save yous!
I gotta get Super Cow's blanket,
or Flem and Earl is doomed!
No time to get Super Cow.
Make way for Wonder Wattle!
Wonder Wattle, al rescuettie!
Even if somebody did this?
Well! What if someone did this?
Freeze! Wonder Wattle is here!
Later kid, I'm busy!
Now, where was I?
Oh, yes! Of course!
Oh, that's just great!
Well, I guess Super Cow's
never coming back.
The cape don't work, Cow!
Don't you see?
The power of Super Cow is inside you!
Oh, big brother, you are so stupid.
You are wearing the cape upside down.
Wonder Wattle al rescate!
'Oye! Hombre sin pantalones
Yo soy Wonder Wattle!
My eyes!
Yay! Wonder Wattle!
You are no Super Cow, but you'll do!
Thank you for throwing out
my blankie, Chicken.
You were right. I am too old for that.
Oh, big brother,
I think I am going to be sick.
I, Al Hiney,
will now teach you how to bowl!
I can't see!
All right, first, you need a ball.
Tippy toe! And tick and roll your ball
Oh, this ball I'm going to keep!
You don't need pants
for the victory dance ♪
'Cause Baboon
better than Weasel ♪
I.R. Baboon, big
star of cartoon ♪
I.M. Weasel.
I.R. Baboon reigns
king in his mind ♪
He's just as good as
the weaselly kind ♪
But round every corner,
he's likely to find ♪
I.M. Weasel.
I.M. Weasel!
I.M. Weasel!
All right, Ghosts!
It's time for your new assignment.
You gotta haunt
the old Tolula Bottoms mansion.
Right. It's the old mansion
on Knickers-off-ski Boulevard.
Correct. So get a move on.
You have one day to haunt her,
or you're fired!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. We will make you proud, Bob.
Wow! Time's already running out!
That's right.
Now get your ghostly butts moving!
Come, Baboon.
We wouldn't want to be late for eternity.
This will be our best haunting ever!
Oh, this is it.
Seventeen Knickers-off-ski Boulevard.
Home of Ms. Tolula Bottoms.
Isn't Tolula Bottoms
that old D-Movie Actress?
I better refer to the list of ghostly tactics.
Number one try the full monkey approach.
Weasel? I.R. not that kind of monkey!
No, no, no. We ring the doorbell.
The person opens the door
and we scare them with a timely "boo!"
Darn kids! Leave me alone!
A great actress like Tolula Bottoms
should not be disturbed!
Monster Lady gone yet?
This is going to be a long day.
There I am!
Mon Cherie?
Where were you the night of the murder?
Oh, Mr. Detective! I know who did it!
She did it!
Oh, cut, cut, cut!
You gave away the ending!
Absolutely brilliant, darling!
Tactic number two:
Scare the person
by engaging in part of their daily routine.
Here comes my line!
That line almost won me the Oscar!
May I peel you a grape?
Oh, that was perfect!
I was brilliant!
I should have won the Oscar!
Instead it went to that guy Clark Gable!
I.R. scared.
Aren't you ashamed?
You're a ghost!
You're supposed to scare her!
Now, get over there to the projector
and scare the pants off of Ms. Bottoms.
I wanted me to win!
Oh, goodie! End of the scene with me!
Oh, look at that!
My greatest dance debut!
"Fool Moon of Kentucky"!
Look at those moves!
That leap!
Why, it's better than Fred Astaire!
No. Not working.
Try running it backwards, I.R.
I can hold myself in the palm of my hand.
Jam it, now!
You beautiful thing!
I embrace you!
Come! Come! Give Ms. Bottoms a kiss!
Oh, no! It's up to me now!
Well, now, where were we?
Yes. Let's try the old
Boo! Boo!
What's all that noise?
Well, it's probably
my overactive imagination.
I am an actress, you know!
Tolula Bottoms! Queen of the D-Pictures!
I.R. sorry.
No sweat.
Well, there's always 'tactic number four.'
Scare the person
by becoming everyday objects.
Now see here, I.R.?
We have a powder box.
What does a powder box need?
A powder puff. That would be you.
I.R. not powder puff!
I'll tell you what.
I'll play you "Rock, Paper, Scissors" for it.
What do you say?
Loser has to be the powder puff.
I.R. like games!
Okay, here we go.
Scissors, scissors, scissors.
Well, scissors beats scissors.
Oh, it's time to powder my nose!
Now! Scare her now!
For goodness sake, Baboon!
Abort mission!
Nothing has seemed to work,
and it's almost quitting time.
Now it's up to me.
For I Was Weasel!
I've got to muster the scariest face
that I can imagine.
Here it goes.
I must have been dreaming
of my ex-husbands.
That just about gave me a heart attack!
I swear that woman is trying to kill me!
You ghost!
And that's the only reason I'm still alive!
I.R. guessing we losing job now.
What are they going to do?
Kill us?
Look who's late!
I'm gonna have to let you fellas go.
You guys just make bad ghosts.
Why, I even thought of giving you,
Weasel, a second chance,
but that monkey can't go anywhere alone!
Why, he's so inept,
he's libel to get himself killed!
So here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna give you your lives back.
You know, this life stuff is pretty good.
I really think I could get used to this again.
Hello! It's me, Tolula Bottoms!
Recently departed.
Bob assigned me to haunt you.
Want to listen to my movie lines?
"You want some fries with that?"
"May I peel you a grape?"
"This is my best side."
I'm ready for my close-up!
I am going to love eternity!
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