Cow and Chicken (1997) s04e11 Episode Script
Snail Boy
1
Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪
Cow! ♪
Chicken! ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Golly, Sis!
It was sure nice of you to invite us
over for Sunday dinner!
Right, hon?
Right, hon!
Oh, yes. You were,
much thinner the last time we saw
Say, Auntie?
That is a nice picture of Uncle Snail
you have got there.
He's a little slow, but I love him.
Oh, the poor dears are bored stiff.
Why don't you go outside
and play with your cousin Snail Boy!
All right!
Catch, Cow!
Hey, Snail Boy? Catch!
Fire away, cousin Cow!
Think fast!
I got it! I got it!
I
Oh, good one!
Quick, Snail Boy!
Throw it to second for the double play!
I'll get it!
I got it!
Okay, guys! Think fast.
And most of all, thank you for our guests.
Okay. Let's eat.
Excuse me, cousin?
Could you pass the salt?
What'd I say?
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Snail Boy has been transferred
to Cow and Chicken's school.
Oh, come on, Snail Boy!
Let's get to class
before anybody sees yous!
Hello! Anybody home?
Careful! He might "slug" you!
Hey, Chicken?
Ain't y'all gonna introduce us
to your Mollusk?
Flem and Earl,
may I introduce you to Snail Boy.
It's a pleasure.
Yeah, a real pleas ure.
So, are you..
Are you Chicken's neighbor?
Oh, shucks no!
Chicken is my cousin!
Cousin?
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! ♪
Cousin of a snail! ♪
I'm late for class!
Last one there is an ear wig!
Oh, my life is over.
I'm related to a snail.
Hi, cousin Chicken!
I got a paper shortage in stall five!
Here ya are.
I'm late for an class. Bye.
Bye!
You're late, Chicken!
Now put on your sa-mock,
and take your seat.
Hey, what are we drawing today?
Another bowl of waxed fruit?
We've got a nude.
Yeah?
Hi, cousin Chicken!
Boy, am I glad school is finally out!
It's time for our big relay race!
Yeah!
Dang straight!
Especially because
this is the last place that Snail Boy
will ever look for us.
Hi, cousin Chicken!
Can I be on your relay team?
Sorry, Snail Boy.
I wish you could be on our team.
But, as you can see,
we have a complete
three-man team already.
Hey, Chicken?
We don't want to be on the team no more.
Now we want to be cheerleaders.
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hey! Now Snail Boy can join the team!
Yeah!
I was anchor man on my track team
at my last school!
I am always the anchor.
Yeah, imagine that.
We're doomed.
Go, team!
Go
Hey, guys?
What do you make of that Snail Kid
on the other team?
He might be a ringer.
We better not take any chances.
Two, four, six, nine ♪
who do we think is great! ♪
Go Team! ♪
Get ready Snail Boy! Here I come!
Go! Run! Run! Run!
Oh, will you get going?
They're gonna catch yous!
Hey, what gives?
I don't know.
That Snail Kid is up to something.
See, what did I tell you?
They're pulling a fast one
with this "slow act."
Just leave it to me.
I know how to take care of snails.
Okay, Snail Boy.
Time for a little seasoning.
Hey, Bully! Where's the pepper?
You ever seen salt without pepper?
Yes! What kind of bullies are you?
If you hurry, you can make it back
before he wins the race.
Gee, thanks!
Oh, Snail Boy! You won!
Way to go, son!
Mom! Dad!
Hey! How come you didn't run
like that before?
I never thought of it before!
You know what I think?
Let me guess.
That being slow does not mean being last?
Or that gastropods are people, too?
No. I can't believe I'm related to no snails.
Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪
Cow! ♪
Chicken! ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Golly, Sis!
It was sure nice of you to invite us
over for Sunday dinner!
Right, hon?
Right, hon!
Oh, yes. You were,
much thinner the last time we saw
Say, Auntie?
That is a nice picture of Uncle Snail
you have got there.
He's a little slow, but I love him.
Oh, the poor dears are bored stiff.
Why don't you go outside
and play with your cousin Snail Boy!
All right!
Catch, Cow!
Hey, Snail Boy? Catch!
Fire away, cousin Cow!
Think fast!
I got it! I got it!
I
Oh, good one!
Quick, Snail Boy!
Throw it to second for the double play!
I'll get it!
I got it!
Okay, guys! Think fast.
And most of all, thank you for our guests.
Okay. Let's eat.
Excuse me, cousin?
Could you pass the salt?
What'd I say?
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Snail Boy has been transferred
to Cow and Chicken's school.
Oh, come on, Snail Boy!
Let's get to class
before anybody sees yous!
Hello! Anybody home?
Careful! He might "slug" you!
Hey, Chicken?
Ain't y'all gonna introduce us
to your Mollusk?
Flem and Earl,
may I introduce you to Snail Boy.
It's a pleasure.
Yeah, a real pleas ure.
So, are you..
Are you Chicken's neighbor?
Oh, shucks no!
Chicken is my cousin!
Cousin?
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! ♪
Cousin of a snail! ♪
I'm late for class!
Last one there is an ear wig!
Oh, my life is over.
I'm related to a snail.
Hi, cousin Chicken!
I got a paper shortage in stall five!
Here ya are.
I'm late for an class. Bye.
Bye!
You're late, Chicken!
Now put on your sa-mock,
and take your seat.
Hey, what are we drawing today?
Another bowl of waxed fruit?
We've got a nude.
Yeah?
Hi, cousin Chicken!
Boy, am I glad school is finally out!
It's time for our big relay race!
Yeah!
Dang straight!
Especially because
this is the last place that Snail Boy
will ever look for us.
Hi, cousin Chicken!
Can I be on your relay team?
Sorry, Snail Boy.
I wish you could be on our team.
But, as you can see,
we have a complete
three-man team already.
Hey, Chicken?
We don't want to be on the team no more.
Now we want to be cheerleaders.
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hey! Now Snail Boy can join the team!
Yeah!
I was anchor man on my track team
at my last school!
I am always the anchor.
Yeah, imagine that.
We're doomed.
Go, team!
Go
Hey, guys?
What do you make of that Snail Kid
on the other team?
He might be a ringer.
We better not take any chances.
Two, four, six, nine ♪
who do we think is great! ♪
Go Team! ♪
Get ready Snail Boy! Here I come!
Go! Run! Run! Run!
Oh, will you get going?
They're gonna catch yous!
Hey, what gives?
I don't know.
That Snail Kid is up to something.
See, what did I tell you?
They're pulling a fast one
with this "slow act."
Just leave it to me.
I know how to take care of snails.
Okay, Snail Boy.
Time for a little seasoning.
Hey, Bully! Where's the pepper?
You ever seen salt without pepper?
Yes! What kind of bullies are you?
If you hurry, you can make it back
before he wins the race.
Gee, thanks!
Oh, Snail Boy! You won!
Way to go, son!
Mom! Dad!
Hey! How come you didn't run
like that before?
I never thought of it before!
You know what I think?
Let me guess.
That being slow does not mean being last?
Or that gastropods are people, too?
No. I can't believe I'm related to no snails.