Crayon Shin-chan Spin-off (2016) s02e05 Episode Script
Toy Wars: Part 5 - Run
1
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.2
TOY WARS
"Run!"
Shin chan!
Over here!
Was your house attacked, too?
Your house was, too?
My mom
My mom turned into a toy drum.
Someone's coming!
Action Mask!
Action Mask!
Shinnosuke!
Mika!
Bluebeard!
Moe-P?
Oh, my dear
There seems to be children
that aren't whining.
Who are you supposed to be?
I'm the Sexy Dynamite Queen
of the whole toy world.
Obaan, that's me!
-Old bad lady?
-Obaan!
Are you wearing that costume
as some kind of punishment?
I'm wearing this by choice!
A kid like you couldn't understand
the value of a mature woman.
Value of "manure"?
Yeah, you need manure to raise crops.
No, you fool!
That's not what I said!
I'm an age-defying woman!
I know what that is!
A woman who tries too hard
to keep from looking old.
You shouldn't try so hard.
I know, but it's hard
to stop once you start.
No, shut up!
I don't need kids who don't whine.
Turn him into a toy and play with him!
Watch out!
If those balls hit you,
you'll turn into a toy.
Stop, Mika!
Why are you doing such a terrible thing?
Who's really terrible?
Remember, you left us first!
You don't even care about
the old toys anymore.
Yeah, children are always selfish!
Is that what you call justice?
Kids are our enemies!
We need to defeat them!
Action Mask!
Do it!
Cholesterol Shield!
Hate the evil and suck up to the good!
Budget lunches, cheap bars after hours.
And I have fair amount of savings.
I'm a champion of justice!
Middle-aged Mask to the rescue!
Fatty, how did you get here?
I was thrown away too, that day.
Obaan, stop the World Toyfication Project
immediately!
Toyfication Project?
Obaan is trying to gather Dada Energy
from whining kids
and use that energy to wake
the toy weapon, Way Ward!
-The toy weapon?
-What's Way Ward?
That sounds scary!
You know a lot about this, fatty.
Well, I did my research!
Once Way Ward wakes up,
everything in the world will turn
into toys in seven days!
That's the World Toyfication Project!
-That sounds like so much fun!
-It's not fun at all!
Everybody will become toys!
So, are you taking the humans side then?
Heroes always take sides
with the children.
He's so cool despite his looks!
Go get him!
Cholesterol
Ouch! Stop it!
I'll give you my money!
I'll cancel my fixed term deposit!
Nope, he's unbelievably weak.
Obaan?
She's Obaan from "Middle-aged Mask"!
You know who she is?
Yes, she used to be very popular
like Action Mask.
No, no.
She was very popular,
but only for a short time.
She's called a one-hit wonder
of SFX TV series.
Nekko!
Oh, "Middle-Aged Mask".
-Do you also know about them?
-Yeah, I saw the final episode.
No way! Nobody saw it!
It aired at 4 a.m. and had zero ratings!
I got up in the middle of the night
to go to the bathroom.
My dad was sleeping with the TV on.
The final episode was about
"Goodbye Obaan."
Let me tell you what it was about
I can't keep you alive
if you watched the final episode.
Nekko!
I'll finally turn you into a toy!
No, wait!
Let me handle this!
-Oh, wow!
-Is it a special move?
Special Flattery Attack!
Wow, you're so incredible!
You're a once-in-a-million!
-So much talent!
-What?
You should go to Las Vegas.
-Really, you think so?
-You should.
This must be so hard to do, right?
No, this is easy.
If you grab right here, anybody can do it.
Oh, that's entertainment!
Quickly, now!
-That really isn't a special move.
-He's just flattering.
I want to be on the stage
at the Apollo, too.
You stupid idiot!
Go after them! Expendables!
-Yes!
-Yes!
I can't keep him alive
if he knows my secret.
So, who is this Obaan?
Shinnosuke, you said you watched
the final episode?
Oh, I watched it, but I don't remember.
I'm only interested
in young ladies, you know.
We can find it out there.
-Quickly.
-My shoulder.
-I just can't anymore!
-Yeah, I got them!
This is horrible.
TO BE CONTINUED
THE NEXT EPISODE: "MIDDLE-AGED MASK"
SHIN CHAN SPIN-OFF VOL.2
TOY WARS
"Run!"
Shin chan!
Over here!
Was your house attacked, too?
Your house was, too?
My mom
My mom turned into a toy drum.
Someone's coming!
Action Mask!
Action Mask!
Shinnosuke!
Mika!
Bluebeard!
Moe-P?
Oh, my dear
There seems to be children
that aren't whining.
Who are you supposed to be?
I'm the Sexy Dynamite Queen
of the whole toy world.
Obaan, that's me!
-Old bad lady?
-Obaan!
Are you wearing that costume
as some kind of punishment?
I'm wearing this by choice!
A kid like you couldn't understand
the value of a mature woman.
Value of "manure"?
Yeah, you need manure to raise crops.
No, you fool!
That's not what I said!
I'm an age-defying woman!
I know what that is!
A woman who tries too hard
to keep from looking old.
You shouldn't try so hard.
I know, but it's hard
to stop once you start.
No, shut up!
I don't need kids who don't whine.
Turn him into a toy and play with him!
Watch out!
If those balls hit you,
you'll turn into a toy.
Stop, Mika!
Why are you doing such a terrible thing?
Who's really terrible?
Remember, you left us first!
You don't even care about
the old toys anymore.
Yeah, children are always selfish!
Is that what you call justice?
Kids are our enemies!
We need to defeat them!
Action Mask!
Do it!
Cholesterol Shield!
Hate the evil and suck up to the good!
Budget lunches, cheap bars after hours.
And I have fair amount of savings.
I'm a champion of justice!
Middle-aged Mask to the rescue!
Fatty, how did you get here?
I was thrown away too, that day.
Obaan, stop the World Toyfication Project
immediately!
Toyfication Project?
Obaan is trying to gather Dada Energy
from whining kids
and use that energy to wake
the toy weapon, Way Ward!
-The toy weapon?
-What's Way Ward?
That sounds scary!
You know a lot about this, fatty.
Well, I did my research!
Once Way Ward wakes up,
everything in the world will turn
into toys in seven days!
That's the World Toyfication Project!
-That sounds like so much fun!
-It's not fun at all!
Everybody will become toys!
So, are you taking the humans side then?
Heroes always take sides
with the children.
He's so cool despite his looks!
Go get him!
Cholesterol
Ouch! Stop it!
I'll give you my money!
I'll cancel my fixed term deposit!
Nope, he's unbelievably weak.
Obaan?
She's Obaan from "Middle-aged Mask"!
You know who she is?
Yes, she used to be very popular
like Action Mask.
No, no.
She was very popular,
but only for a short time.
She's called a one-hit wonder
of SFX TV series.
Nekko!
Oh, "Middle-Aged Mask".
-Do you also know about them?
-Yeah, I saw the final episode.
No way! Nobody saw it!
It aired at 4 a.m. and had zero ratings!
I got up in the middle of the night
to go to the bathroom.
My dad was sleeping with the TV on.
The final episode was about
"Goodbye Obaan."
Let me tell you what it was about
I can't keep you alive
if you watched the final episode.
Nekko!
I'll finally turn you into a toy!
No, wait!
Let me handle this!
-Oh, wow!
-Is it a special move?
Special Flattery Attack!
Wow, you're so incredible!
You're a once-in-a-million!
-So much talent!
-What?
You should go to Las Vegas.
-Really, you think so?
-You should.
This must be so hard to do, right?
No, this is easy.
If you grab right here, anybody can do it.
Oh, that's entertainment!
Quickly, now!
-That really isn't a special move.
-He's just flattering.
I want to be on the stage
at the Apollo, too.
You stupid idiot!
Go after them! Expendables!
-Yes!
-Yes!
I can't keep him alive
if he knows my secret.
So, who is this Obaan?
Shinnosuke, you said you watched
the final episode?
Oh, I watched it, but I don't remember.
I'm only interested
in young ladies, you know.
We can find it out there.
-Quickly.
-My shoulder.
-I just can't anymore!
-Yeah, I got them!
This is horrible.
TO BE CONTINUED
THE NEXT EPISODE: "MIDDLE-AGED MASK"