Dinosaucers (1987) s01e10 Episode Script

Rockin' Reptiles

1
RYAN: We used to be
four ordinary teenagers,
until one day, we
met some new friends
from out of town.
They were called Dinosaucers.
My friends and I became
the Secret Scouts,
allies to these Dinosaucers
from outer space,
and joined in their battles against
Ghengis Rex and the evil Tyrannos.
The Dinosaucers are
leaving, bossosaur.
Well, follow them!
[ALL ROARING]
[ROARING]
Hi. Good morning, guys.
David. What brings you
here so early in the morning?
This.
What is it?
It's a portable amplifier.
What does it do?
Nothing right now, it's broken.
I was wondering if you
could fix it before Saturday.
Why do you need
this This box so soon?
'Cause that's when
the school dance is,
and I'm the guitarist for
the group that's gonna play.
I see. [CLEARING THROAT]
Well, let me see what I can do
DIMETRO: Here.
- Try it now.
- Boy, that was quick!
Now let's hear
some rock and roll.
[FEEDBACK BLARING]
Hmm, what a strange
form of entertainment.
Ah, you did a
great job, Dimetro,
but do you think you
can tone it down a little?
As you wish.
- There.
- Thanks.
Now I'll show you guys what this
thing is really supposed to sound like.
[PLAYING ROCK GUITAR SOLO]
[SCREAMING PAINFULLY]
[GROANING]
[GROANING CONTINUES]
Stop! Please stop!
Stop!
What's wrong?
Reptiles' ears are
much too sensitive
to withstand that kind of noise.
Gee, it's too bad you
guys can't listen to music.
Oh, but we can listen to music.
It's just got to be the scales.
[LAUGHING]
Hi, Corbett. How
you doin', Mike?
Hi, Dave.
Did you get your
amplifier fixed?
Boy, did I. I can
still feel its effects.
You know, we've gotta come up
with a name for our band today.
They're supposed to
announce us over the radio later.
Yeah, but we need
somethin' that'll really grab ya.
You know, somethin' really big.
Yeah, big Big
like Dinosaucers!
What? That's it!
Great job, Dave.
Then it's settled. We'll call
ourselves the Dinosaucers.
But, wait, wait. Maybe we can
come up with something better.
Oh, well. It is a good idea.
And anyway, what
harm could it do?
Ghengis Rex, look what I've
discovered on my scouting mission.
I wonder what it is?
Maybe this power
button does something.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
Ahhh!
Oh, my word! Oh
MAN ON RADIO: And now for all
you reptile fans, the hot new group,
the Dinosaucers will be
playing at the high school dance
this Saturday night.
Be there and be scared.
[SCREAMING ANGRILY]
The Dinosaucers!
This we must investigate.
Hey, what's this thing?
What's it do?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
Ow, oh, ow, oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
[ALL SCREAMING IN PAIN]
Oh, ow! Oh, my
head! Oh! Yikes! Oh!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
Oh, my head!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[STEREO SMASHING]
Now that we've got a name for our band,
we're gonna need some sort of gimmick.
Yeah, somethin' that'll
really fit our name.
Don't worry, guys, I know
just what we should look like.
Hey, guys, how ya
doin'? You need anything?
Some bananas maybe,
or some nice plants,
or whatever it is you guys eat?
What do you want now, David?
Want? Moi? [LAUGHING
NERVOUSLY] Um
Well, there is
one tiny little thing.
You see, we're calling
our band the Dinosaucers,
and I just wanted to know if we can
make giant costumes to resemble you guys.
Definitely not, David.
It's much too dangerous.
Aw, please? If you let us, our
band is sure to be a big success.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
And it'll make me a star.
My answer is still no.
Well, okay. Just call
me "Mister Failure".
Now everyone'll hate me and I'll probably
be laughed right out of school and
Oh, all right. You
may do as you wish.
But, David, for our
sakes, be careful.
Yahoo! Thanks, guys.
I'll never forget this.
And I'm sure we won't, either.
These papier-mache
costumes look perfect.
Yeah, but why do
they have to be so big?
Yeah, I don't even know how
you're gonna hold this guitar.
Well, you did say we needed
something big, didn't you?
Yeah, I guess we did.
One blast of this lazy
bone sleeping gas
and those Dinosaucers
will be out in a flash.
How long will its effects last?
Just long enough to
capture them and store them
for safe keeping, or
not-so-safe keeping.
[LAUGHING MENACINGLY]
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
CROWD: [CHANTING] We want the
Dinosaucers! We want the Dinosaucers!
We want the Dinosaucers!
We want the Dinosaucers!
[CROWD CHEERING]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
Awesome!
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[WATER RUSHING]
[ENGINE ROARING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
We're gonna take a short
break, but stay in your seats,
the best is yet to come!
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
Wow! They love us.
Yeah, this dinosaur
bit's a real hit.
They must be around
here somewhere.
ALL: Oh! Ugh!
What did you stop
for, you dimwitasaurus?
'Cause that sign
says "No Admittance".
[YELLING ANGRILY]
You're hopeless!
Sweet dreams, Dinosaucers.
[HISSING]
It's about time to
go onstage again.
I'm gettin' sleepy. Aren't you?
Yeah Yeah.
Come on. The sleeping
gas has subsided.
Hey, why don't we go back
stage and congratulate David?
I don't think we're allowed.
RYAN: Look at those
"Off Limits" signs.
Ah, they don't mean us.
We're friends of the band.
Huh?
Enkilo, are you sure you
remember your way out of here?
No problem, bossosaurus.
Just follow me.
Huh? The Tyrannos must have thought
the guys were the real Dinosaucers.
What're we gonna do?
We'll use my ring and call on
the real Dinosaucers for help.
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
The Secret Scouts'
distress signal.
Hurry, Dimetro, hit the switch.
RYAN ON RADIO: Ryan to Dinosaucers.
Come to the high school on the double.
We've got Tyranno
trouble. Ryan out.
We've got to do something
till the Dinosaucers get here.
Don't worry, that exit
sign gives me a great idea.
Come on. We'll take the
back way and head 'em off.
That should hold 'em off for a
while. They'll never find the exit.
Now let's wait outside for
the Dinosaucers to come.
The exit is right
through this door.
Can't you read?
That sign says
the exit is that way.
[STAMMERING] But
Quiet, you idiotops!
Now follow me.
And then they dino-knocked
David and his band,
thinking they were you guys.
I knew I wouldn't forget this.
[CROWD CHEERING]
CROWD: [CHANTING] We want the
Dinosaucers! We want the Dinosaucers!
We want the Dinosaucers!
We want the Dinosaucers!
We've got to do something to keep
those kids from leaving the auditorium.
Hey, how 'bout using
the Tyrannos' lazy bone?
No, Bronto Thunder,
there's got to be another way.
Stop that. Dimetro, Stego and
I'll pose as members of the band,
while Bronto Thunder goes after
the Tyrannos with the lazy bone.
Can you hold them off yourself
with the lazy bone, Bronto Thunder?
No problem, Alo.
I just have one question.
Yes?
How will we ever endure
the pain from the music?
This stuff should do the trick.
Well, let us rock.
Come on. Last time we saw
the Tyrannos they were that way.
That exit must be
around here somewhere!
Excuse me, Ghengis Rex, but didn't
we already pass that drinking fountain?
You're right!
Let's try that door
that says restroom.
Maybe there's a
way out through there.
Let's try the library.
Hey, I think I found a friend.
Oh, brother.
Dingbatasaurus!
CROWD: [CHANTING] We want the
Dinosaucers! We want the Dinosaucers!
We want the Dinosaucers!
We want the Dinosaucers!
[DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING]
[CROWD BOOING]
[DISCORDANT MUSIC CONTINUES]
[BOOING CONTINUES]
[GASPING]
Okay, Tyrannos,
I've got you covered.
Whoa!
I demand that you release your
captives, or I'll let you have it.
[LAUGHING EVILLY] Ghengis
Rex surrenders to no one!
Huh?
Empty. Huh?
[ALL LAUGHING EVILLY]
[DISTANT DISCORDAN
MUSIC PLAYING]
Hear that music.
So they're terrible. So what?
Right now we have bigger problems.
RYAN: Much bigger.
Don't you remember what the
Dinosaucers said in the dressing room?
That reptiles can't
stand the loud music.
You're right.
If I could just
open that vent
RYAN: Bronto Thunder,
do something. Stall them.
[BALL ROLLING]
ALL: Oh! Ahhh!
Secret Scouts' ring
power up. [ECHOING]
[DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING]
That noise. Stop it, ahhh
[ALL SCREAMING IN PAIN]
You may have won this
battle, but the war rages on!
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[CRASHING]
[CLEARING THROAT]
Uh
Sorry, everybody, but the
band's gonna take another break.
[CROWD BOOING]
There. Back where you belong.
Now let's get out of
here before we're seen.
Thanks. You're the greatest.
Come on, guys,
break time's over.
Yeah. You'd better hurry back
out there. The crowd's goin' wild.
[YAWNING] Gee, we
must have fallen asleep.
You know, I feel
a little strange.
CORBETT: Yeah. Me, too.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
Dinosaucers
Dinosaucers
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