Erky Perky (2006) s02e01 Episode Script

Buggy Bug Buggleson

Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(bugs talking)
- Silence!
There's far too much good
living going on in Kitchen.
Exhibit A.
Too fat!
- Too fat!
- The rules of Kitchen
are very simple.
Rule one, all food
belongs to me.
Any bug found with
food will be punished!
- Punished!
- Rule two, if a bug sees
another bug with food, you must
report it to me or
you will be punished!
- Punished!
- Even if you smell food
and don't report it to me,
you will be punished!
- Yes, punished!
- Oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
- Yes?
- What precisely do
you mean by punished?
- Punished!
- You want a demonstration?
(bugs talking over each other)
- Don't do it!
- Then be warned, I have
eyes and ears everywhere.
- Everywhere!
- Cecil!
- Coming, Margaret!
- So, what's for lunch, Perky?
- Shh!
She has eyes and
ears everywhere!
- Oh, that's ridiculou--
- Shh!
Any bug can turn us
in, we can't trust anyone!
We could be being
watched right now.
- Let's get out of the open!
- Look, Erky, it's, it's,
- Doof?
- I'm speaking on code.
Doof, say it backwards.
- Doof.
(angelic choir)
- Come to poopa!
- No, what if it's a trap?
- You think so?
- It could be.
- No, don't you see?
Mad Margaret wants us
to be too scared to eat.
- Yep, that's us.
- Well, we refuse to be
scared into submission.
- We do?
Well, scared
makes a lot of sense.
- No, Perky, we are going
to go out there and claim
what is rightfully ours.
- All right.
(spy music)
We did it!
- Oh, am I going to savor this!
- I just thought of something,
what if Mad Margaret
poisoned the doof?
- What?
- Yeah, poisoned doof!
And any bugs who try
to eat it would get their
just deserts!
- Here, you try it.
- Me?
- Well you don't want me to
eat it if it's poisoned, do you?
- No.
I can't do it.
- Okay, I'll go and find out
if this doof is safe to eat.
I mean, tea.
Hello, Frenzel!
- Oh, it's just you.
- Yes, I have a
question for you.
Say I had a friend.
- Perky.
- No, not Perky, another friend.
- You don't have
any other friends.
- I do.
- Name one.
- Buggy, Buggy Buggleson!
And this friend found some doof.
- What did you call me?
- I'm speaking in code.
Say it backwards.
- Oh, doof!
Wait, you're not spying
for Mad Margaret, are you?
- Oh, of course not!
We need you to tea the
doof to see if it's poisoned.
- Well I,
- Why?
- You should have
seen your face!
- So the doof is safe to tea?
- Seemed fine to me.
- Okay, thanks.
- Hey, what about
my testing fee?
- Testing fee?
I just gave you a handful
of perfectly good doof!
- I could always tell Mad
Margaret that you had food.
- Shh!
No need for that.
What do you want?
- I can't believe you'd
trade that much doof away!
- But now we
know it's safe to tea!
- See, if anyone comes
along, our doof will look just like
another bug.
- No, that's ridiculous.
- Hey, you three!
Get off of my property!
- Oh, hi, Mold Eaten.
- Hi there, who are you?
- Oh!
- Oh this is my nephew
from out of Kitchen.
Buggy Bug Buggleson.
- Yeah.
- Hey, someone stinks of food.
- Hey, who's this?
- It's Buggy Bug Buggleson.
- Oh!
You, come on, Buggy!
- We were just leaving.
- Not so fast.
Mad Margaret said that
we need to report if we even
smelled something edible.
And I'm smelling edible!
- Me too!
- Breathe!
Come on, Buggy,
come on, breathe!
- Hey, this isn't
a bug, it's food!
- All right, what will it
take for you two to keep
our secret?
- Buggy Bug Buggleson,
ridiculous name, but he sure
was tasty.
- We did it, our very own doof!
- We're geniuses!
- Hmm.
- The best part is that pain
in the brain Mad Margaret
never found out!
- Aha!
In blatant violation of the law!
Now you shall be punished.
- Punished!
- Oh well, that'll
do it for now.
My fingers are getting tired.
- Someone must have reported us!
- You can't trust
any bug in Kitchen.
Next time we find
food, we tell no one.
- Oh, maybe it was your nephew!
- Perky, I don't have a nephew.
- So Buggy Bug
Buggleson was lying to us?
No, Perky.
And we trusted him!
I knew he looked shifty!
(upbeat music)
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