Erky Perky (2006) s02e02 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(Perky and Erky groaning)
- Oh come on, Perky,
you're not trying.
As usual, I'm
doing all the work.
- I don't like it
here, it's too dark.
- There's food in
here, I know there is.
(spring pinging)
- Food.
(wall crashing)
(rocks settling)
(playful music)
(squeaking)
- Erky, Erky, Erky,
look what I found.
- This is fantastic,
this is huge.
- It's just a crumb.
- Oh and the first of
many more, Perky old pal.
(Erky munching)
(bugs coughing)
- What if there's
something else in here.
Something scary,
something unknown.
- [Erky] Well, of course it's
unknown, I just discovered it.
- I don't like it in here.
I want to get out,
I want to get out.
- Oh trust me, there's
nothing going to happen to us.
(wall crumbling)
(bugs moaning)
- Who would have dreamed
my life would end like this?
(Erky sniffing)
I can't feel my.
(clanging)
- You know what
this is, don't you?
- A big round thing that
nearly ended my life?
- This is where
crumbs come from.
Watch closely and learn.
(clanging)
Ow, oh, oh.
- It's angry!
(Perky moaning)
(bouncy playful music)
(popping)
You put that back!
- We've got to roll
this crumb case home
so we can open it.
- Out in the open?
If Mad Margaret sees
us, we're doomed.
- Good thinking, Perky.
Then the quicker we get
it there, the safer we'll be.
- Right.
- So you push
and I'll run ahead.
- But, how come I'm
always the guy who has to?
(fun playful music)
(Perky laughing)
(Perky groaning)
(clattering)
(Perky gasping)
(brakes squealing)
(Erky yelling)
(Erky vibrating)
That is one strong crumb case.
- I've got a better idea.
(mysterious music)
(knocking)
- Oh!
- [Erky] Stand clear!
(Erky screaming)
- No, wait, stop!
Erky, there's something
funny about this crumb case.
(wings fluttering)
Oh, Mad Margaret!
- Quick, hide it!
(fly buzzing)
(Margaret growling)
Nice wig, is that new?
- Enough!
- You heard her, enough.
- What is that there?
- What, where?
- My eyes don't just sparkle.
What's that big round
thing behind you?
- Okay, it was supposed
to be a surprise for Perky.
- A surprise for me?
What is it, Erky, hmm?
- What he have here is
Kitchen's latest must-have addition
to your home, it's
a place to sit, Perky.
(Perky grunting)
(Margaret growling)
Place to sit, silly me, I
meant to say exercise.
Really tones the tummy.
(fun playful music)
And it's also an oh
so easy to play drum.
(rhythmic tapping)
- I'm taking it.
- Oh don't.
(wings fluttering)
(tense music)
- What's in this, Cecil?
Do something!
- Got it.
(air whistling)
(springs pinging)
(playful rhythmic music)
(bugs gasping)
(gurgling)
- I told you there was
something funny about this thing.
(egg rattling)
(trumpet blasting)
(Boof grunting)
- Neato, thanks Erky!
This is the bestest present
I've ever been given.
Way better than
those flypaper bags.
(Boof grunting)
- Oh, where are the crumbs?
- Exactly, where are the
crumbs to feed this beast?
Kitchen doesn't need
another mouth to feed.
- You fools.
(Boof grunting)
- Get rid of him by nightfall
or I'm gonna have
to get rid of you.
(wings fluttering)
(Boof grunting)
- Nightfall?
Oh Erky, I'll miss you.
- I'm not going anywhere, he is.
(Boof grunting)
Oh cut that out.
- Oh, can we keep
him, Erky, can we?
Can we, huh, can
we, can we, please?
- Are you crazy?
You heard Mad
Margaret, he's got to go.
- Or we could keep him.
- Perky.
- Perky.
(Perky chuckling)
- Oh, he said my name.
- Boof, Boof, Boof,
Boof, Boof, Boof.
I'm gonna call you Boof.
- Why Boof?
- I don't know, it
just came to me.
- Come on.
- Yeah, come on, Boof.
- Boof, Boof, Boof.
(fun bouncy music)
Six little fleas
said hi what's new
Fat one skinny
ones tall ones too
But the one little
flea in a funny red hat
He led the other
with a rat tat tat tat
(Perky and Boof laughing)
- Here we are.
- Well, this is goodbye, Boof.
- Boof go.
(Perky sobbing)
Perky wet.
(Erky groaning)
- The hole's too small.
- Boof stay.
- No Boof go, anywhere, just go.
Frenzel!
- Problem?
- Boy, do we.
Unless we make this giant
toadstool disappear fast,
Mad Margaret will
be on us like fruit flies
to a black banana.
- Hmm, hmm.
(Frenzel chuckling)
He's a big one, but
consider it done, for a price.
Say, five crumbs.
- Five crumbs?
One.
- Four.
- Two.
- Seven.
- Done.
- He likes it when you
scratch him right here.
- Don't worry, I'll
take care of him.
Come on, big guy.
(Boof moaning)
- Perky.
- Bye bye, Boof, keep bouncing.
- Bye, if I never see you
again, it'll be too soon.
- I miss the good times already.
- You've only known
him for 10 minutes.
(lightly sorrowful music)
(Perky sobbing)
- I can't believe you
took back my surprise.
- It wasn't a surprise,
don't you remember?
I made that up.
(wings fluttering)
- Have you disposed
of our little problem yet?
- All done and dealt with.
- Oh, how did you do it?
- Well, let's just
say it was a big job.
(Margaret laughing)
(Perky sobbing)
(thudding)
- What the?
- Boof!
- Perky!
- Food.
(Perky laughing)
- Yeah, Boof got it
from behind the walls.
He's a tunnel bug.
- Yeah, but he's way too
big to get in through that hole.
- There's more than
one way into the walls.
(Erky laughing)
- I knew there was
food back there.
Good work, Frenzel,
I'll cut you in for half.
- Hey, we did a deal, pal.
This is my food and
I don't share, Boof.
- Well, we could do a new deal.
- Boof work now.
- See you around, Boof.
- I told you we
should have kept him.
- But.
- I begged you, but
would you listen?
No. - But.
- I discovered an
unending supply of food
and you have managed to ruin it.
- [Perky] Yeah, but.
- [Erky] This is the
worst day of my life.
- [Perky] But I thought
you said meeting me
was the worst day of your life.
- [Erky] Did I say that?
- [Perky] Yes.
- [Erky] Well that was a
bit harsh of me, sorry Perky.
(upbeat music)