Erky Perky (2006) s03e06 Episode Script

A Trojan Scheme

Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(Erky and Perky whimpering)
- So weak.
So incredibly weak.
- So hungry.
- Oh, so much food.
I don't know what to eat first.
I know.
All of it (Margaret
and Cecil laughs).
- Must find food.
(holy music)
- Erky, look.
- [Erky and Perky] Food!
(Erky and Perky panting)
- Finders keepers,
losers weepers.
Thanks, boys.
I'm gonna enjoy eating this.
- But Margaret,
I've already planned a
12-course dinner for you.
- So now it's a
14-course dinner.
(Cecil and Margaret laugh)
- You think she might
invite us up to dinner?
- Are you kidding?
The only way we'd
get in up there
is if we were food.
(Erky and Perky whimper)
- That reminds me of
an old bug legend.
It happened long, long
ago in ancient bug times.
Two bugs wanted to get into
the evil queen bug's food store.
So they had an idea.
They made a big piece
of food out of wood,
and they hid inside it.
Then sure enough,
evil queen took the
wooden food into her lair.
But then (snores)--
- I just had a
completely original idea.
- Wow!
That looks good enough to eat!
- Try some.
- Really?
- Go ahead.
- That's bubble rock.
- I know.
I carved it myself.
It's our ticket into
Mad Margaret's lair.
(beat boxing music)
That's it.
A little further.
A little further.
And stop!
- Oh, boy.
Oh, brother.
- Now we hide inside,
and wait for Mad Margaret.
- Now what do we do?
- We wait.
- Is she here yet?
- Ssh, I hear someone.
Quick, get the shoo-away thing!
- [Perky] Shoo, shoo!
(mites scream)
(mites scream)
- Phew!
- Is she here yet?
Is she here yet?
Is she here yet?
Is she here yet?
Is she here yet?
- Ssh, it sounds
like Mad Margaret.
- Boof.
- Uh-oh.
(Boof laughs)
(Erky and Perky grunt)
- [Perky] Where is he taking us?
- Nowhere we want to go.
(Erky and Perky scream)
(Boof giggles)
- He stopped.
- Where are we?
- You look.
- Frenzel!
- He's looking for Frenzel.
- We can't let Frenzel
find out what we're doing.
We've gotta move.
- Frenzel!
(Erky and Perky panting)
Where food?
- It's Boof again.
- Food come back!
Come back, food!
- He's gonna eat us alive!
- Escape plan A!
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(Moldy mumbling)
- Sorry, Moldy!
- Cupcakes today,
they've got no respect for--
- [Boof] Food!
- [Erky] Escape plan B!
(Boof laughs)
Food, come back, food!
- What happened?
- Well done, Margaret!
Will you have it
for dinner tonight?
- No, I'll age it.
It'll taste even better
with a week's worth of mold.
- Oh, it's Mad Margaret.
She's taking us back
to her food store.
We're in!
- You can never have
too much security.
- You just can't trust
anyone these days.
(Margaret grunting)
- Oh, we made it!
Let's eat!
That's not food.
- Hmm, if I didn't know better,
I'd think someone made a fake
cupcake just to sneak in here.
- [Both] Frenzel?
- Sorry, boys!
You're a bit late for the feast.
- [Perky] They've
eaten everything.
- [Erky] It's all gone!
- I would've saved you some if
I had known you were coming.
- You've ruined my perfect plan.
- I think I'll just have a
teensy-weensy pre-dinner snack.
- You deserve it Margaret.
- Oh, no.
She's coming back.
- Mm-mm, that is one
tasty looking crumb.
- Ooh, she's gonna eat us alive.
- Oh, this is perfect, Cecil.
- Margaret, are you all right?
- That's not food!
- Did she eat us whole?
- Don't be silly, Perky.
She's taking us somewhere.
- I hope it's somewhere nice.
Hey, we've stopped.
- Well that's good.
- I've got a horrible
feeling about this.
(Erky and Perky screaming)
- Frenzel!
(Boof laughs)
Frenzel, food.
Look, food!
- That was such a great plan,
just didn't quite work.
- I'm hungry.
- Let's try it again,
but this time we'll
use real food.
- Hehe, yeah!
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