Erky Perky (2006) s03e07 Episode Script
Erky’s Worst Nightmare
1
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(humming)
(sigh)
- Okay, Perky, operation
smelly globe is a go.
Ready?
- I don't know, Erky.
It smells worse than
Moldy Van Oldy's breath.
You sure it's safe to eat?
- Oh, Perky, every bug
knows the bigger the stink,
the better the taste!
- Whoa!
Yuck, what is that smell?
- I got it, I got it!
- No, Perky, I've got it!
Get him, Perky!
- Pardon me, Frenzel.
- What do you know, Perky,
it's raining smelly globs!
- Um, it's actually Erky's.
- Whoa, nasty!
- Give me back my
glob, I saw it first!
- No can do, Erky.
This is a mega toxic uber glob!
One bite's enough to give
you the worst nightmares
you've ever had!
- Come on!
As if we're gonna fall
for that, right, Perky?
- He's right, Erky, it's a lie!
- Not it's not, Frenzel's
just trying to scare us
so he can eat it!
- I once ate a glob like that
during the Great Fumigation.
And I'm still having gasbacks!
(snoring)
- I'm telling you, Erky, this
glob's way too strong for
little bugs like you!
- Then you leave me no choice!
- I got it, Erky!
Ew!
- It's mine!
(laughs)
Oh!
Mad Margaret, I mean,
Margaret, you look
as lovely as always!
- I smell food!
Where is it?
- Food, what food?
No food here, right Perky?
- No, Erky, look,
the glob is growing!
- Right, hand it over!
Hurry up, Albert's waiting!
- No, it's mine, I can't do it!
- After him!
I want that glob!
- Yummy, yummy, yummy.
(snoring)
Oh, freaky!
(slow motion moaning)
no, it's mine, it's mine!
Oh, my one true smelly glob!
(burps)
Oh!
(laughs)
Yes, this is fun!
(laughs)
(laughs)
Oh, oh it's just
like Hotdog Stand!
Only better!
(laughs)
Hey!
No!
Come back!
Oh!
(grunting)
(panting)
Where's it gone?
(laughing)
Hey, who's having a party?
(laughter)
- So I said what?
I don't think so!
(laughter)
(yells)
- You're one witty bug, Perky!
- And funnier than a
one legged centipede!
(laughter)
- Are you hungry, mon cheri?
Please, let me feed you.
- Well sure, load me up, Mag!
- Cecil, food!
(whistles)
(laughter)
- Eat me, eat me, eat me!
Hooray!
- What is going on?
(laughs)
- Relax, everybody, relax!
He can't help being so Erky!
(laughs)
- How did Perky get to be
smarter, wittier, and better
looking than me?
Hey, no!
(coughs)
Yuck!
- What's up, Erky, got a
problem with something you ate?
(laughs)
- Now scram before I
turn you into a bug bag!
(sighs)
- Oh.
(burps)
Oh, hungry!
Must eat, now!
Oh, yummy!
Who, me?
Hey, there!
Don't you look tasty?
Ow!
Oh I see, playing
hard to get, are we?
Oh no!
Don't tell me I'm looking at,
(gasps)
Myself?
I am!
And what's more, I'm delicious!
(gasps)
(moaning)
Yikes, time to go!
(panting)
(yells)
I'm really yummy!
(gasps)
Yeow!
Get off me!
(moaning)
(panting)
Perky, my buddy!
I knew you'd save me!
- Sure, Erky, I'll save you!
For myself!
Oh, Erky, you're so juicy!
- No, you can't eat
me, I'm your friend!
- And you know nothing beats
having a delicious friend
for dinner!
(laughs)
(yells)
- Erky!
- Erky!
- Erky, Erky, Erky, Erky!
- I made it, I'm home!
And I'm back to
normal, oh, what a day!
Oh, that tickles!
Oh no, not you too!
(yells)
Oh no, get away from me
you nasty, evil glob!
I wish I'd never eaten you!
- Erky, you're awake!
Look what I found!
- No Perky, please don't eat me!
- Eat you?
But you're my best friend,
Erky, why would I do that?
- Because you're
an evil zombie bug?
- I am?
Relax, Erky, it sounds like
you just had a bad dream.
- A dream?
You mean I've been asleep?
- Right after you
ate that smelly glob.
- Oh, you're right, Perky!
It was all a bad dream,
you really are my bestest,
bestest buddy!
- Thanks.
- From now on, Perky, no more
eating strange smelling globs!
- I was really hungry!
- It was the worst nightmare
I've ever had, Perky.
You were like a super bug
with big, bulging muscles
and everybody loved you!
- Cool!
- Including Mad Margaret!
- Ew!
- Oh, it gets worse,
Perky, let me tell you!
- Look, Cecil, food!
And it smells delicious!
(upbeat music)
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(humming)
(sigh)
- Okay, Perky, operation
smelly globe is a go.
Ready?
- I don't know, Erky.
It smells worse than
Moldy Van Oldy's breath.
You sure it's safe to eat?
- Oh, Perky, every bug
knows the bigger the stink,
the better the taste!
- Whoa!
Yuck, what is that smell?
- I got it, I got it!
- No, Perky, I've got it!
Get him, Perky!
- Pardon me, Frenzel.
- What do you know, Perky,
it's raining smelly globs!
- Um, it's actually Erky's.
- Whoa, nasty!
- Give me back my
glob, I saw it first!
- No can do, Erky.
This is a mega toxic uber glob!
One bite's enough to give
you the worst nightmares
you've ever had!
- Come on!
As if we're gonna fall
for that, right, Perky?
- He's right, Erky, it's a lie!
- Not it's not, Frenzel's
just trying to scare us
so he can eat it!
- I once ate a glob like that
during the Great Fumigation.
And I'm still having gasbacks!
(snoring)
- I'm telling you, Erky, this
glob's way too strong for
little bugs like you!
- Then you leave me no choice!
- I got it, Erky!
Ew!
- It's mine!
(laughs)
Oh!
Mad Margaret, I mean,
Margaret, you look
as lovely as always!
- I smell food!
Where is it?
- Food, what food?
No food here, right Perky?
- No, Erky, look,
the glob is growing!
- Right, hand it over!
Hurry up, Albert's waiting!
- No, it's mine, I can't do it!
- After him!
I want that glob!
- Yummy, yummy, yummy.
(snoring)
Oh, freaky!
(slow motion moaning)
no, it's mine, it's mine!
Oh, my one true smelly glob!
(burps)
Oh!
(laughs)
Yes, this is fun!
(laughs)
(laughs)
Oh, oh it's just
like Hotdog Stand!
Only better!
(laughs)
Hey!
No!
Come back!
Oh!
(grunting)
(panting)
Where's it gone?
(laughing)
Hey, who's having a party?
(laughter)
- So I said what?
I don't think so!
(laughter)
(yells)
- You're one witty bug, Perky!
- And funnier than a
one legged centipede!
(laughter)
- Are you hungry, mon cheri?
Please, let me feed you.
- Well sure, load me up, Mag!
- Cecil, food!
(whistles)
(laughter)
- Eat me, eat me, eat me!
Hooray!
- What is going on?
(laughs)
- Relax, everybody, relax!
He can't help being so Erky!
(laughs)
- How did Perky get to be
smarter, wittier, and better
looking than me?
Hey, no!
(coughs)
Yuck!
- What's up, Erky, got a
problem with something you ate?
(laughs)
- Now scram before I
turn you into a bug bag!
(sighs)
- Oh.
(burps)
Oh, hungry!
Must eat, now!
Oh, yummy!
Who, me?
Hey, there!
Don't you look tasty?
Ow!
Oh I see, playing
hard to get, are we?
Oh no!
Don't tell me I'm looking at,
(gasps)
Myself?
I am!
And what's more, I'm delicious!
(gasps)
(moaning)
Yikes, time to go!
(panting)
(yells)
I'm really yummy!
(gasps)
Yeow!
Get off me!
(moaning)
(panting)
Perky, my buddy!
I knew you'd save me!
- Sure, Erky, I'll save you!
For myself!
Oh, Erky, you're so juicy!
- No, you can't eat
me, I'm your friend!
- And you know nothing beats
having a delicious friend
for dinner!
(laughs)
(yells)
- Erky!
- Erky!
- Erky, Erky, Erky, Erky!
- I made it, I'm home!
And I'm back to
normal, oh, what a day!
Oh, that tickles!
Oh no, not you too!
(yells)
Oh no, get away from me
you nasty, evil glob!
I wish I'd never eaten you!
- Erky, you're awake!
Look what I found!
- No Perky, please don't eat me!
- Eat you?
But you're my best friend,
Erky, why would I do that?
- Because you're
an evil zombie bug?
- I am?
Relax, Erky, it sounds like
you just had a bad dream.
- A dream?
You mean I've been asleep?
- Right after you
ate that smelly glob.
- Oh, you're right, Perky!
It was all a bad dream,
you really are my bestest,
bestest buddy!
- Thanks.
- From now on, Perky, no more
eating strange smelling globs!
- I was really hungry!
- It was the worst nightmare
I've ever had, Perky.
You were like a super bug
with big, bulging muscles
and everybody loved you!
- Cool!
- Including Mad Margaret!
- Ew!
- Oh, it gets worse,
Perky, let me tell you!
- Look, Cecil, food!
And it smells delicious!
(upbeat music)