Erky Perky (2006) s03e15 Episode Script

To Bug or Not to Bug

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Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(Perky humming happily)
(grunting)
- See Erky, I told
you it was fun.
This slime is fine!
- Yes, but not much of
a challenge for, whoa!
Me.
You see Perky, I'm
what's called a natural.
- A natural what, Erky?
- A natural at executing
beautiful moves like this.
(screams)
Uh-oh.
(angry grumbling)
- Are you all right Erky?
- Of course Perky,
I meant to do it.
- Erky, it's coming after me!
- It's only a bubble Perky.
(straining)
Go Perky!
(panting)
(breathes deeply)
- That was close.
Ahh!
Oh!
Help me Erky!
- What's that, Perky?
(laughs)
I can't hear you!
- Ohh!
Ah!
Erky!
- Perky, come back this instant!
- I'm trying!
I'm trying!
- Stop running Perky,
you're making things worse!
(exhales)
- Hey!
Hey!
(giggles)
Whee!
Whooo!
- Perky!
Quit fooling around and bring
yourself back over here.
I'm just trying to get
you out of that thing.
- Whoops.
- Well, there's always
that way I guess.
(screams)
(splats on ground)
Oh Perky, you're free at last.
- Hey thanks, Erky.
You know, bubble riding is fun.
- Fun you say?
Uh huh.
I think it's high time we shared
our bubberlicious
discovery Perky.
- That's very
generous of you Erky.
- Oh yes it is.
And generosity pays, Perky.
It pays very well!
(all laughing)
That's it joyriders, it's
all plain floating from here.
- Now, first rule, don't panic!
You want to go left then
lean over like this.
And to go right lean this way.
(cheering)
- Woohoo, I think I've
finally found the answer
to our food problems Perky.
- [Frenzel] Hey Stinks,
that's my bubble!
- No way Frenzel, I was
definitingly here first.
- Relax, there's plenty
of bubbles for everyone.
(grunts)
- Whoa!
(gasping)
(coughing)
- (chuckles) Enjoy
your ride Frenzel.
Okay Boof, you can stop now.
Hey!
Well at least my
crumbs are safe.
(yells)
Oh no, my crumbs!
My precious babies!
Come back!
(thuds on ground)
Umph.
- Ooh.
Are you all right Erky?
- I would be if Boof could
actually make a decent bubble.
Perky!
Get in that bubble and
chase those crumbs!
(straining)
Wow, Perky, you've really
got the hang of it!
Oh ho ho, you're a genius!
No!
Perky, you're the worst
bubble pilot I've ever seen!
(snores)
(panting)
(shushing)
(panicked screams)
(snoring)
- Margaret, an intruder!
- What!
Try and steal my food will you?
Well, time someone
burst your bubble!
- Uh oh.
(screaming)
- You sure showed him
who's boss Margaret.
- Well, he should
have known already.
And it looks like a few
more need to be reminded.
Follow me Cecil!
- With unimaginable
pleasure, Margaret!
(lullaby music)
(snoring)
(clears throat)
(mumbling)
- [Moldy] Now it's over there.
(grunts in frustration)
- Perky!
Careful.
Careful.
(angry grumbling)
(squeaking happily)
- How dare you think you
can fly in my Kitchen!
- Yeah!
How dare you!
(ninja yells)
- Erky, you move more
softly than a silkworm!
(screams)
Oof!
- Erky and Perky!
I knew they'd be at
the bottom of this!
Follow me, Cecil.
- I'd follow you
anywhere, Margaret.
- What?
- Except into that.
- Cecil?
Cecil!
Get me out of here!
- Of course Margaret,
I'll be right back.
- Poor Mad Margaret.
(laughs)
- She's bubble wrapped!
(both laugh)
- Harrumph!
- Quick, Perky!
(straining)
- Huh?
Ooo.
(eating)
- No!
- Hmm, and they serve
food on this flight too.
Not bad.
(yawns)
(snores)
(gasps)
- Quick Perky!
(panting)
No!
- Nice try, Erky.
- Nice try?
Nice try?
Perky, this isn't
a spectator sport.
Our survival's on the line here!
Now follow that bubble!
(panting)
You see Perky, I'm finally
getting just what I deserve!
- Um, Erky?
- What?
- Behind you!
(sobs)
- Perky, why didn't
you say something!
Come on Perky, do
something useful!
- I'll try Erky!
- I don't want you to just try
Perky, I want you to succeed!
- I've got it Erky!
- That's my boy Perky!
(straining)
- Phew.
- Well I hope all that effort's
leading up to something
useful, Perky.
Like getting closer
to my crumbs!
- Sorry Erky, I'm trying.
- Oh, that's it Perky!
I take back everything
I've ever said about you.
And that's a lot to
take back, believe me.
Almost there, that's it.
Gentle.
I did it!
Hooray!
Okay Perky, mission
accomplished!
Time to bring those babies home!
No Perky, wrong way!
(straining)
This is not playtime Perky!
(coughs)
- You're telling me.
You and your lousy
bubble rides, Erky!
(coughs)
(laughs)
(coughs)
(breathes deeply)
(straining)
- Rescue is at hand, Margaret!
- About time Cecil!
- Oh, Margaret, I'm
so glad you're free!
- Talking about free, here's
my free home delivery!
(whimpers)
And next time make it
a family size serving!
(screams)
- Um, Erky?
- I'm not in the mood to
hear your excuses Perky.
(giggles)
- Just get this
thing off my head!
(giggles)
And stop laughing Perky!
This is not funny!
Not funny at all!
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