Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e26 Episode Script
The Gang's All Here/The Meow-Sic Goes Round And Round
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP
MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
WATCH OUT!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
- YEAH!
- IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
HELP!
- NOT BAD FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S OUT OF PRACTICE.
- [SNORING]
- MY, MY!
DOESN'T SPIKE LOOK COZY?
TIME FOR YOUR WAKE-UP CALL,
SPIKE OLD BUDDY.
MORNING, SPIKE.
- [ANGRY BARKS]
[RUFF RUFF]
- [HUMMING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
SMELLS LIKE APPLE PIE.
IT IS APPLE PIE!
- HEATHCLIFF, PUT DOWN THAT PIE.
COME BACK HERE, YOU PIE-NAPPER!
- I FINISHED MY HOMEWORK,
GRANDMA.
I'M GOING OUT TO PLAY SOCCER.
- HEATHCLIFF!
COME BACK HERE.
- WHY COULDN'
I HAVE OWNED A HAMSTER?
HEATHCLIFF, CUT IT OUT!
- BRING BACK
MY PIE THIS INSTANT!
- HALT, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
YOU GIVE ME THAT PIE RIGHT NOW,
OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
- AH, WHO COULD RESIST?
- I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE
ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
- [LAUGHS]
- NOW I'VE GOT YOU.
HA HA HA!
- WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, OFFICER?
- NOTHING FOR YOU TO CONCERN
YOURSELF WITH, MARCY.
I'M JUST TAKING THIS
HARDENED CRIMINAL
DOWN TO THE STATION HOUSE.
- HEATHCLIFF
A HARDENED CRIMINAL?
THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
HEATHCLIFF CAN'T BE GUILTY.
- I'M AFRAID HE IS, MARCY,
AND I HAVE THE EVIDENCE
TO PROVE IT.
- EVEN IF HEATHCLIFF IS GUILTY,
I KNOW HE'S GOING
TO BE GOOD FROM NOW ON.
I JUST KNOW IT.
- ALL RIGHT, MARCY.
I'LL GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE,
IF HE PROMISES TO BE GOOD.
COME OUT, HEATHCLIFF.
I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU PROMISE.
NO MORE MISCHIEF,
NO MORE TERRORIZING
THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
NO MORE STEALING PIES,
NO MORE ASSAULTING AN OFFICER
WITH A PIE,
AND NO MORE FIGHTING
OF ANY KIND.
- HUH?
- HEATHCLIFF, YOU PROMISE,
OR YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO JAIL.
- THINGS HAVE BEEN
PRETTY BORING AROUND HERE.
- YEAH. RIGHT.
- WE GOT TO FIND
A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD TO CONQUER.
- YEAH!
- BUT FIRST WE GOT TO FIND
A NEW LEADER--
SOMEONE WHO IS MEANER
AND TOUGHER THAN US.
- YEAH!
- IT SAYS IN THE PAPER
THAT HEATHCLIFF IS
THE TERROR OF WESTMINSTER.
EVERYBODY IS SCARED OF HIM.
- THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LET'S MAKE HEATHCLIFF
OUR NEW LEADER.
- YEAH!
- NOW ISN'T THIS A LOT NICER
THAN CAUSING TROUBLE?
YOU JUST LIE THERE
AND RELAX, HEATHCLIFF.
I HAVE TO PICK UP
SOME GROCERIES FOR MY MOTHER.
- THIS IS THE PLACE.
ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS FIND HEATHCLIFF,
OUR NEW LEADER.
- YEAH!
- HEY, SISSY!
YOU SEEN A CAT NAMED
HEATHCLIFF AROUND HERE?
- UHERI'M HEATHCLIFF.
- THIS SISSY IS
THE MIGHTY HEATHCLIFF?
[LAUGHTER]
- WHY, YOU
- AND NO MORE FIGHTS.
- YOU PROMISED.
- AND ONE MORE THING--
FROM NOW ON,
THIS IS OUR TERRITORY.
[LAUGHTER]
- [LAUGHS]
- WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
3 WIMPS?
[LAUGHTER]
- WHO ARE YOU?
- WE'RE YOUR NEW LEADERS.
ANY OBJECTIONS?
- NO. NOT AT ALL.
- GOOD. HA HA HA!
- WOW.
THEY'RE TOUGH.
YOU KNOW, I KIND OF
MISS HEATHCLIFF.
- ME, TOO.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
A FISH MARKET!
LET'S EAT!
- YEAH!
- DRILL.
HOSE.
START PUMPING.
- HEY! MY FISH!
- ENOUGH.
LET'S RETREAT AND EAT.
- HEY! COME BACK HERE!
COME BACK WITH MY FISH!
YOU SCREWY CATS!
- THIS IS TOO EASY.
HEATHCLIFF'S GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
[TRUCK STARTING]
OHHE DID IT AGAIN.
- MR. NUTMEG?
- WAIT! I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
HEATHCLIFF IS INNOCENT.
- WE KNOW THAT.
IT'S THIS NEW GANG OF CATS
CAUSING HAVOC,
AND WE NEED
HEATHCLIFF'S HELP.
- YEAH!
- HEATHCLIFF'S HELP?
I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- UH-OH.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
THEY WANT YOUR HELP.
- HUH?
- IT'S THAT NEW GANG OF CATS.
- YEAH! THOSE CATS.
THEY'RE A MENACE.
- YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING,
HEATHCLIFF.
OH, YOUR PROMISE.
I RELEASE YOU
FROM YOUR PROMISE.
JUST GET RID OF THOSE CATS.
- THERE. THAT SHOULD HOLD HIM.
SPIKE'S DOGHOUSE WILL BE
OUR NEW HEADQUARTERS.
GONZO, YOU WAIT HERE.
WE'LL BE BACK SOON
WITH MORE LOOT.
- OK, BOSS.
- WHO NEEDS HEATHCLIFF?
RIGHT, BOSS?
- YEAH. HE'S JUST A BIG BABY.
[GANG LAUGHING]
- HEY, SPIKE.
WANT TO DANCE?
OR ARE YOU ALL TIED UP?
HA HA HA HA HA!
- DON'T WORRY, SPIKE.
I'LL SAVE YOU.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
- AFTER TAKING CARE OF
THAT SISSY HEATHCLIFF,
THERE'S NOBODY LEF
TO OPPOSE US.
- SO. I'M A SISSY, AM I?
- WHY, YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!
- [YAWN]
[CATS SCREECHING]
- THANKS, PAL.
- IT SURE IS GREA
TO TAKE A LITTLE REST.
- WE DESERVE IT.
ONLY A NINNY WOULD DARE
GIVE US ANY TROUBLE.
- AND I'M JUST THE NINNY
TO DO IT.
- HEY! IT'S THA
SISSY HEATHCLIFF.
- LET'S GET HIM!
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
A STRIKE!
- YEOW!
- NOW IMAGINE WHA
I MIGHT HAVE DONE
IF I WASN'T A SISSY!
- I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OTHER GUYS.
THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE
HOURS AGO.
- IF YOU'RE WAITING
FOR THE REST OF YOUR GANG,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
A LONG WAIT.
I'VE TAKEN CARE OF THEM.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?
SHOW THEM HOW
TO BRAID THEIR HAIR?
- NO, I SHOWED THEM
YOU NEED MORE THAN BIG TALK
TO TAKE OVER A NEIGHBORHOOD--
SISSIES!
- SISSIES?
LET'S SHOW HIM, FELLAS!
WHY I OUGHT TO--
TAKE THAT!
[CATS SCREECHING]
- CAT FIGHTS CAN BE SO TIRING.
[LAUGHS]
- HOORAY FOR HEATHCLIFF!
[CHEERS]
- HOORAY!
- HEATHCLIFF IS MY HERO.
HEATHCLIFF'S GOT MY MILK!
- AND MY FISH!
- AND MY FRESH-BAKED PIE!
- COME BACK HERE!
- DROP THAT FISH!
- RETURN THAT PIE!
- HEY, SPIKE,
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.
- HUH? FOR ME?
- NOW WE'RE EVEN.
- HEATHCLIFF!
COME BACK HERE!
- GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE OF MILK!
- RETURN THAT PIE!
- BRING BACK THAT FISH!
- STOP!
STOP, I SAY!
- I GUESS I'M WHAT YOU CALL
THE GREATER OF TWO EVILS.
[LAUGHS]
- BOYS, I INVITED CLEO DOWN
TO HEAR YOU GUYS PLAY,
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE AS GOOD AS I SAY YOU ARE.
- HE SAYS YOU GUYS
ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE
TO WIN THE BIG MUSIC CONTES
AT THE CAT'S PAJAMAS
CLUB TONIGHT.
- DUHYOU REALLY THINK
WE'RE THAT GOOD?
- HEY, MAN, I DON'
MANAGE LOSERS.
- THE MUSIC LINGERS
IN OUR FINGERS.
[DRUMBEATS]
- 1, 2, 3, 4--
[PLAYING MUSIC]
- WHY, RIFF RAFF, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY'RE NOT AS BAD
AS I THOUGHT THEY'D BE.
- JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.
AND WHEN THEY'RE PRACTICING,
THEY DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING ELSE.
SO, UH, WHY DON'T WE
SNEAK ON UP TO MY SHACK?
- WHY NOT?
- THIS WILL BE A CINCH.
THOSE 3 GUYS
ARE IN ANOTHER WORLD.
WE CAN STEAL THEIR INSTRUMENTS
AND WIN THE CONTES
INSTEAD OF THEM.
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, MEN.
RUN FOR IT BEFORE
THE BAND WAKES UP.
I TOLD YOU WE WOULDN'
HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING
THESE INSTRUMENTS.
- HEY, GUYS.
WE BEEN ROBBED.
- HEY!
- HEY! WHO STOPPED THE MUSIC?
- THERE THEY GO!
- OK, MEN. PREPARE TO SOOTHE
THE SAVAGE BEAST.
- LOOK OUT BELOW.
- HEY, MONGO--
YOU BETTER C SHARP
OR YOU'LL B FLAT.
- HUH?
- THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US
WITH WATER WADS.
- THEY'RE COMING AGAIN.
COME ON, GIVE THEM A LITTLE OF
THE OLD FANCY DRUMMING, MATT.
- FOLLOW ME.
- YEOOOW!
- FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
- THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH
THAT JUNK WITHOUT A BULLDOZER.
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE EASY.
LET'S GO.
[HISSING]
- UH-OH.
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
HERE COMES THE EARTH.
[CRASH]
- DON'T THOSE GUYS KNOW
WHEN THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH?
GIVE THEM YOUR BEST SHOT, MIKE.
- HEY!
- OH!
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- OH, NO.
I HATE TO ADMIT IT, GUYS,
BUT I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED
RIFF RAFF'S HELP ON THIS ONE.
- YOU GUYS DONE
PRACTICING ALREADY?
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BECOME THINKERS.
SOMEBODY STOLE
OUR MUSIC MAKERS.
- IT WAS THOSE 3 HEP CATS
WHO LIVE IN THE ALLEY
BEHIND THE CAT'S PAJAMAS CLUB.
- WE GOT TO GE
MORE INSTRUMENTS TO PLAY TODAY.
- ALL WE HAVE LEF
AT THE MUSIC STORE
IS A TAMBOURINE,
A COUPLE OF KAZOOS, AND A TUBA.
- DUH
WANT TO HEAR ME WHISTLE?
[WHISTLES]
- LATER, MONGO.
CLEO, YOU GO GET BUSH
AND MEET US IN THE ALLEY
BEHIND THE CAT'S PAJAMAS CLUB.
- WELL, I HOPE THAT'S NO
YOUR ENTIRE PLAN.
- NOBODY HERE.
- NOBODY HERE BUT US MUSICIANS.
- I SEE YOU FOUND
THE CULPRITS ALREADY.
PUT DOWN THOSE INSTRUMENTS
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
- NEVER MIND THAT TRASH,
BUSHIE BABY.
TAKE A NOSEFUL OF THIS LEAN-TO
AND LEAD US TO THE HEP CATS.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
P.U.!
I WONDER WHEN THESE GUYS
TOOK A BATH LAST.
COME ALONG, GENTLEMEN.
I CAN TAKE YOU DIRECTLY
TO THE HEP CATS.
- YOU GUYS PLAY DETECTIVE.
I GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE MUSIC STORE.
- SHEESH, THOSE GUYS
ARE STUBBORN.
THIS TIME, THEY GO
A DOG TO FOLLOW OUR TRAIL.
WE'LL JUST LEAVE THEM MIKE'S CAP
TO REMEMBER US BY.
LET'S SCRAM, BOYS.
ALLEGRO!
- THEY'RE SOMEWHERE CLOSE.
I CAN SMELL 'EM.
ALL RIGHT!
I SEE YOUSE.
COME OUT WITH YOUR PAWS UP.
- WHY IS HE TALKING TO THAT HAT?
- OH, DRAT--HE THINKS
THE HAT'S A CAT.
- UH, BUSH--
- NOT NOW, RIFF RAFF.
I GOT THESE GUYS
RIGHT WHERE I WANT THEM.
TAKE THIS! AND THAT!
AND SOME OF THESE!
AND A FEW OF THOSE!
[CRASH]
AW, ALMOST HAD 'EM!
- THEY'RE STILL COMING!
SOMEHOW WE GOT TO
GET THEM OFF OUR SCENT.
YEAH. THE WATER IN THAT GUTTER
OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
IT'S NO USE.
NOBODY CAN FOLLOW SMELLS
OVER WATER.
- YEAH, BUT SEEING
OVER WATER IS EASY.
GET UP INTO
THAT TREE, WORDSWORTH,
AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
- I WANT TO SEE, TOO.
- MONGO, NO!
LET GO!
HEY, THERE THEY ARE,
AND THEY'RE NOT FAR.
- LET'S GO GET THEM.
- OK.
- AIIIEEE!
- HI, GUY.
BYE, GUY.
- WHOA!
THAT WAY!
- GO GET 'EM, BUSH.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
THEY'RE IN THERE.
- JUST IN TIME,
BUSHIE BABY.
THAT CONTEST IS GOING TO STAR
PRETTY SOON.
HEY, SERVICE.
- OOPSIE!
MAKE IT SNAPPY, BOYS.
THE CONTEST IS
GOING TO START SOON.
- WE'VE GOT THEM NOW.
I KNOW WHERE WE CAN
CUT THEM OFF.
- THEY'LL NEVER
CATCH UP WITH US NOW.
- NICE SAXOPHONE
YOU GOT THERE, BEETHOVEN.
[LOUD NOTE]
YOU OUGHT TO TAKE CARE
OF THAT COLD.
- GEE, THANKS.
UH-OH.
WELL, DON'
JUST STAND THERE, YOU GUYS.
GO GET THOSE
INSTRUMENTS BACK!
WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET!
[PLAYING MUSIC]
- THOSE HEP CATS
WON'T SHOW THEMSELVES
AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE.
- WRONGO, RIFF RAFF--
TAKE A LOOK.
- I'M GIVING UP MUSIC.
OHH
- ALL RIGH
ALL YOU HIP CATS OUT THERE.
THE BIG CONTEST WINNERS ARE
HECTOR, WORDSWORTH, AND MONGO.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
- THEY WON!
- OF COURSE THEY WON.
I TAUGHT THEM EVERYTHING
THEY KNOW ABOUT MUSIC.
- [YAWN]
HO-HUM.
- OH, WAITER,
WHAT'S THE HOUSE SPECIALTY?
- FOR RABBITS, WE HAVE
RABBIT FEED AND FRESH WATER.
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
- WHAT ABOU
LETTUCE AND CARROTS?
- YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,
BUT FRESH GREENS
CAN ACTUALLY MAKE
A PET RABBIT SICK.
- THAT SETTLES IT.
WE'LL HAVE THE RABBIT FEED
AND FRESH WATER.
- GOOD CHOICE.
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP
MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
WATCH OUT!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
- YEAH!
- IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
HELP!
- NOT BAD FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S OUT OF PRACTICE.
- [SNORING]
- MY, MY!
DOESN'T SPIKE LOOK COZY?
TIME FOR YOUR WAKE-UP CALL,
SPIKE OLD BUDDY.
MORNING, SPIKE.
- [ANGRY BARKS]
[RUFF RUFF]
- [HUMMING]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
SMELLS LIKE APPLE PIE.
IT IS APPLE PIE!
- HEATHCLIFF, PUT DOWN THAT PIE.
COME BACK HERE, YOU PIE-NAPPER!
- I FINISHED MY HOMEWORK,
GRANDMA.
I'M GOING OUT TO PLAY SOCCER.
- HEATHCLIFF!
COME BACK HERE.
- WHY COULDN'
I HAVE OWNED A HAMSTER?
HEATHCLIFF, CUT IT OUT!
- BRING BACK
MY PIE THIS INSTANT!
- HALT, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
YOU GIVE ME THAT PIE RIGHT NOW,
OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
- AH, WHO COULD RESIST?
- I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE
ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
- [LAUGHS]
- NOW I'VE GOT YOU.
HA HA HA!
- WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, OFFICER?
- NOTHING FOR YOU TO CONCERN
YOURSELF WITH, MARCY.
I'M JUST TAKING THIS
HARDENED CRIMINAL
DOWN TO THE STATION HOUSE.
- HEATHCLIFF
A HARDENED CRIMINAL?
THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
HEATHCLIFF CAN'T BE GUILTY.
- I'M AFRAID HE IS, MARCY,
AND I HAVE THE EVIDENCE
TO PROVE IT.
- EVEN IF HEATHCLIFF IS GUILTY,
I KNOW HE'S GOING
TO BE GOOD FROM NOW ON.
I JUST KNOW IT.
- ALL RIGHT, MARCY.
I'LL GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE,
IF HE PROMISES TO BE GOOD.
COME OUT, HEATHCLIFF.
I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU PROMISE.
NO MORE MISCHIEF,
NO MORE TERRORIZING
THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
NO MORE STEALING PIES,
NO MORE ASSAULTING AN OFFICER
WITH A PIE,
AND NO MORE FIGHTING
OF ANY KIND.
- HUH?
- HEATHCLIFF, YOU PROMISE,
OR YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO JAIL.
- THINGS HAVE BEEN
PRETTY BORING AROUND HERE.
- YEAH. RIGHT.
- WE GOT TO FIND
A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD TO CONQUER.
- YEAH!
- BUT FIRST WE GOT TO FIND
A NEW LEADER--
SOMEONE WHO IS MEANER
AND TOUGHER THAN US.
- YEAH!
- IT SAYS IN THE PAPER
THAT HEATHCLIFF IS
THE TERROR OF WESTMINSTER.
EVERYBODY IS SCARED OF HIM.
- THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LET'S MAKE HEATHCLIFF
OUR NEW LEADER.
- YEAH!
- NOW ISN'T THIS A LOT NICER
THAN CAUSING TROUBLE?
YOU JUST LIE THERE
AND RELAX, HEATHCLIFF.
I HAVE TO PICK UP
SOME GROCERIES FOR MY MOTHER.
- THIS IS THE PLACE.
ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS FIND HEATHCLIFF,
OUR NEW LEADER.
- YEAH!
- HEY, SISSY!
YOU SEEN A CAT NAMED
HEATHCLIFF AROUND HERE?
- UHERI'M HEATHCLIFF.
- THIS SISSY IS
THE MIGHTY HEATHCLIFF?
[LAUGHTER]
- WHY, YOU
- AND NO MORE FIGHTS.
- YOU PROMISED.
- AND ONE MORE THING--
FROM NOW ON,
THIS IS OUR TERRITORY.
[LAUGHTER]
- [LAUGHS]
- WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
3 WIMPS?
[LAUGHTER]
- WHO ARE YOU?
- WE'RE YOUR NEW LEADERS.
ANY OBJECTIONS?
- NO. NOT AT ALL.
- GOOD. HA HA HA!
- WOW.
THEY'RE TOUGH.
YOU KNOW, I KIND OF
MISS HEATHCLIFF.
- ME, TOO.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
A FISH MARKET!
LET'S EAT!
- YEAH!
- DRILL.
HOSE.
START PUMPING.
- HEY! MY FISH!
- ENOUGH.
LET'S RETREAT AND EAT.
- HEY! COME BACK HERE!
COME BACK WITH MY FISH!
YOU SCREWY CATS!
- THIS IS TOO EASY.
HEATHCLIFF'S GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
[TRUCK STARTING]
OHHE DID IT AGAIN.
- MR. NUTMEG?
- WAIT! I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
HEATHCLIFF IS INNOCENT.
- WE KNOW THAT.
IT'S THIS NEW GANG OF CATS
CAUSING HAVOC,
AND WE NEED
HEATHCLIFF'S HELP.
- YEAH!
- HEATHCLIFF'S HELP?
I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- UH-OH.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
THEY WANT YOUR HELP.
- HUH?
- IT'S THAT NEW GANG OF CATS.
- YEAH! THOSE CATS.
THEY'RE A MENACE.
- YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING,
HEATHCLIFF.
OH, YOUR PROMISE.
I RELEASE YOU
FROM YOUR PROMISE.
JUST GET RID OF THOSE CATS.
- THERE. THAT SHOULD HOLD HIM.
SPIKE'S DOGHOUSE WILL BE
OUR NEW HEADQUARTERS.
GONZO, YOU WAIT HERE.
WE'LL BE BACK SOON
WITH MORE LOOT.
- OK, BOSS.
- WHO NEEDS HEATHCLIFF?
RIGHT, BOSS?
- YEAH. HE'S JUST A BIG BABY.
[GANG LAUGHING]
- HEY, SPIKE.
WANT TO DANCE?
OR ARE YOU ALL TIED UP?
HA HA HA HA HA!
- DON'T WORRY, SPIKE.
I'LL SAVE YOU.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
- AFTER TAKING CARE OF
THAT SISSY HEATHCLIFF,
THERE'S NOBODY LEF
TO OPPOSE US.
- SO. I'M A SISSY, AM I?
- WHY, YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!
- [YAWN]
[CATS SCREECHING]
- THANKS, PAL.
- IT SURE IS GREA
TO TAKE A LITTLE REST.
- WE DESERVE IT.
ONLY A NINNY WOULD DARE
GIVE US ANY TROUBLE.
- AND I'M JUST THE NINNY
TO DO IT.
- HEY! IT'S THA
SISSY HEATHCLIFF.
- LET'S GET HIM!
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
A STRIKE!
- YEOW!
- NOW IMAGINE WHA
I MIGHT HAVE DONE
IF I WASN'T A SISSY!
- I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OTHER GUYS.
THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE
HOURS AGO.
- IF YOU'RE WAITING
FOR THE REST OF YOUR GANG,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
A LONG WAIT.
I'VE TAKEN CARE OF THEM.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?
SHOW THEM HOW
TO BRAID THEIR HAIR?
- NO, I SHOWED THEM
YOU NEED MORE THAN BIG TALK
TO TAKE OVER A NEIGHBORHOOD--
SISSIES!
- SISSIES?
LET'S SHOW HIM, FELLAS!
WHY I OUGHT TO--
TAKE THAT!
[CATS SCREECHING]
- CAT FIGHTS CAN BE SO TIRING.
[LAUGHS]
- HOORAY FOR HEATHCLIFF!
[CHEERS]
- HOORAY!
- HEATHCLIFF IS MY HERO.
HEATHCLIFF'S GOT MY MILK!
- AND MY FISH!
- AND MY FRESH-BAKED PIE!
- COME BACK HERE!
- DROP THAT FISH!
- RETURN THAT PIE!
- HEY, SPIKE,
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.
- HUH? FOR ME?
- NOW WE'RE EVEN.
- HEATHCLIFF!
COME BACK HERE!
- GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE OF MILK!
- RETURN THAT PIE!
- BRING BACK THAT FISH!
- STOP!
STOP, I SAY!
- I GUESS I'M WHAT YOU CALL
THE GREATER OF TWO EVILS.
[LAUGHS]
- BOYS, I INVITED CLEO DOWN
TO HEAR YOU GUYS PLAY,
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE AS GOOD AS I SAY YOU ARE.
- HE SAYS YOU GUYS
ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE
TO WIN THE BIG MUSIC CONTES
AT THE CAT'S PAJAMAS
CLUB TONIGHT.
- DUHYOU REALLY THINK
WE'RE THAT GOOD?
- HEY, MAN, I DON'
MANAGE LOSERS.
- THE MUSIC LINGERS
IN OUR FINGERS.
[DRUMBEATS]
- 1, 2, 3, 4--
[PLAYING MUSIC]
- WHY, RIFF RAFF, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY'RE NOT AS BAD
AS I THOUGHT THEY'D BE.
- JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.
AND WHEN THEY'RE PRACTICING,
THEY DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING ELSE.
SO, UH, WHY DON'T WE
SNEAK ON UP TO MY SHACK?
- WHY NOT?
- THIS WILL BE A CINCH.
THOSE 3 GUYS
ARE IN ANOTHER WORLD.
WE CAN STEAL THEIR INSTRUMENTS
AND WIN THE CONTES
INSTEAD OF THEM.
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, MEN.
RUN FOR IT BEFORE
THE BAND WAKES UP.
I TOLD YOU WE WOULDN'
HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING
THESE INSTRUMENTS.
- HEY, GUYS.
WE BEEN ROBBED.
- HEY!
- HEY! WHO STOPPED THE MUSIC?
- THERE THEY GO!
- OK, MEN. PREPARE TO SOOTHE
THE SAVAGE BEAST.
- LOOK OUT BELOW.
- HEY, MONGO--
YOU BETTER C SHARP
OR YOU'LL B FLAT.
- HUH?
- THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US
WITH WATER WADS.
- THEY'RE COMING AGAIN.
COME ON, GIVE THEM A LITTLE OF
THE OLD FANCY DRUMMING, MATT.
- FOLLOW ME.
- YEOOOW!
- FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
- THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH
THAT JUNK WITHOUT A BULLDOZER.
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE EASY.
LET'S GO.
[HISSING]
- UH-OH.
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
HERE COMES THE EARTH.
[CRASH]
- DON'T THOSE GUYS KNOW
WHEN THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH?
GIVE THEM YOUR BEST SHOT, MIKE.
- HEY!
- OH!
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- OH, NO.
I HATE TO ADMIT IT, GUYS,
BUT I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED
RIFF RAFF'S HELP ON THIS ONE.
- YOU GUYS DONE
PRACTICING ALREADY?
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BECOME THINKERS.
SOMEBODY STOLE
OUR MUSIC MAKERS.
- IT WAS THOSE 3 HEP CATS
WHO LIVE IN THE ALLEY
BEHIND THE CAT'S PAJAMAS CLUB.
- WE GOT TO GE
MORE INSTRUMENTS TO PLAY TODAY.
- ALL WE HAVE LEF
AT THE MUSIC STORE
IS A TAMBOURINE,
A COUPLE OF KAZOOS, AND A TUBA.
- DUH
WANT TO HEAR ME WHISTLE?
[WHISTLES]
- LATER, MONGO.
CLEO, YOU GO GET BUSH
AND MEET US IN THE ALLEY
BEHIND THE CAT'S PAJAMAS CLUB.
- WELL, I HOPE THAT'S NO
YOUR ENTIRE PLAN.
- NOBODY HERE.
- NOBODY HERE BUT US MUSICIANS.
- I SEE YOU FOUND
THE CULPRITS ALREADY.
PUT DOWN THOSE INSTRUMENTS
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
- NEVER MIND THAT TRASH,
BUSHIE BABY.
TAKE A NOSEFUL OF THIS LEAN-TO
AND LEAD US TO THE HEP CATS.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
P.U.!
I WONDER WHEN THESE GUYS
TOOK A BATH LAST.
COME ALONG, GENTLEMEN.
I CAN TAKE YOU DIRECTLY
TO THE HEP CATS.
- YOU GUYS PLAY DETECTIVE.
I GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE MUSIC STORE.
- SHEESH, THOSE GUYS
ARE STUBBORN.
THIS TIME, THEY GO
A DOG TO FOLLOW OUR TRAIL.
WE'LL JUST LEAVE THEM MIKE'S CAP
TO REMEMBER US BY.
LET'S SCRAM, BOYS.
ALLEGRO!
- THEY'RE SOMEWHERE CLOSE.
I CAN SMELL 'EM.
ALL RIGHT!
I SEE YOUSE.
COME OUT WITH YOUR PAWS UP.
- WHY IS HE TALKING TO THAT HAT?
- OH, DRAT--HE THINKS
THE HAT'S A CAT.
- UH, BUSH--
- NOT NOW, RIFF RAFF.
I GOT THESE GUYS
RIGHT WHERE I WANT THEM.
TAKE THIS! AND THAT!
AND SOME OF THESE!
AND A FEW OF THOSE!
[CRASH]
AW, ALMOST HAD 'EM!
- THEY'RE STILL COMING!
SOMEHOW WE GOT TO
GET THEM OFF OUR SCENT.
YEAH. THE WATER IN THAT GUTTER
OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
IT'S NO USE.
NOBODY CAN FOLLOW SMELLS
OVER WATER.
- YEAH, BUT SEEING
OVER WATER IS EASY.
GET UP INTO
THAT TREE, WORDSWORTH,
AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
- I WANT TO SEE, TOO.
- MONGO, NO!
LET GO!
HEY, THERE THEY ARE,
AND THEY'RE NOT FAR.
- LET'S GO GET THEM.
- OK.
- AIIIEEE!
- HI, GUY.
BYE, GUY.
- WHOA!
THAT WAY!
- GO GET 'EM, BUSH.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
THEY'RE IN THERE.
- JUST IN TIME,
BUSHIE BABY.
THAT CONTEST IS GOING TO STAR
PRETTY SOON.
HEY, SERVICE.
- OOPSIE!
MAKE IT SNAPPY, BOYS.
THE CONTEST IS
GOING TO START SOON.
- WE'VE GOT THEM NOW.
I KNOW WHERE WE CAN
CUT THEM OFF.
- THEY'LL NEVER
CATCH UP WITH US NOW.
- NICE SAXOPHONE
YOU GOT THERE, BEETHOVEN.
[LOUD NOTE]
YOU OUGHT TO TAKE CARE
OF THAT COLD.
- GEE, THANKS.
UH-OH.
WELL, DON'
JUST STAND THERE, YOU GUYS.
GO GET THOSE
INSTRUMENTS BACK!
WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET!
[PLAYING MUSIC]
- THOSE HEP CATS
WON'T SHOW THEMSELVES
AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE.
- WRONGO, RIFF RAFF--
TAKE A LOOK.
- I'M GIVING UP MUSIC.
OHH
- ALL RIGH
ALL YOU HIP CATS OUT THERE.
THE BIG CONTEST WINNERS ARE
HECTOR, WORDSWORTH, AND MONGO.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
- THEY WON!
- OF COURSE THEY WON.
I TAUGHT THEM EVERYTHING
THEY KNOW ABOUT MUSIC.
- [YAWN]
HO-HUM.
- OH, WAITER,
WHAT'S THE HOUSE SPECIALTY?
- FOR RABBITS, WE HAVE
RABBIT FEED AND FRESH WATER.
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
- WHAT ABOU
LETTUCE AND CARROTS?
- YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,
BUT FRESH GREENS
CAN ACTUALLY MAKE
A PET RABBIT SICK.
- THAT SETTLES IT.
WE'LL HAVE THE RABBIT FEED
AND FRESH WATER.
- GOOD CHOICE.
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU