Journey to the West (1986) s01e12 Episode Script

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Episode 12 Robbing treasure in the Lotus Cave
This damn old monk
He's so afraid of the dame monkey
And told me to inspect
this hill and evil spirit
Inspect this hill
I'll run away if I see a monster
Not to mention
any inspection here. Ouch
Wujing, why hasn't Bajie come back
Brother Monkey has gone for him
Wujing, the hill is so steep
Master, don't worry
Bajie will be back soon
Please sit down
Spirit, spirit
No spirit here
What poked me
It's the peckerwood
The stableman bullies me
And so do you
You must see my nose
as a rotten wood
for worms here
I'll wrap my nose
Bird shit
You damn bird. You damn bird
Go home, ok
Oh, no
If the monkey asked me
what should I reply
If master asks me
the name of the hill
what should I say
If he really does
I'll answer that it's a Stone Hill
If he asks what
the name of the cave
I'll answer it's a Stone Cave
Fellows. Yes
Follow me to inspect around the hill
Let's go to inspect around the hill
Wait
Brother, watch carefully today
whether a Monk Tang passes by
If he comes, catch him
Ah, if we want to eat a person
It's easy
Why do we aim at Monk Tang
Brother, I heard in the Heaven
He's Elder Golden Cicada
One can be longevous
after eating his flesh
Really
Why bother to
practice austerities
If we capture Monk Tang
We eat him, and it's ok
Ok, I'll catch him
Brother, wait
You haven't seen Tang before
What if you get the wrong person
Wait, my fellows
Brother, I remember
what he looks like
I'll draw a picture of them
You take it
so you can recognise them
It's true, master. Really
Master, here he comes
Master, Brother Bajie comes
Bajie. Master
The name of the hill? Stone Hill
And the cave? Stone Cave
And the gate? Iron Gate
How far is the cave
How far
The cave has three gates
How many nails on the gate
You just say you can't
remember in haste. Right
Brother, you didn't
go to inspect the hill
How do you know my thought. You idiot
You didn't inspect the hill
Just slept there
If the peckerwood didn't peck you
you would haven't come back
You're the bird
Master. Bajie. Master
Wukong
Don't stand in the way, master
Wukong
Master, look
Bajie, Wukong said you're lying
I didn't believe him first
But I do now
You deserve it
Well
Ouch, master
Wukong, give him one more chance
Ok, but he should be punished
You go to inspect the hill again
If you dare sleep again
No, never. Go now
Ok. Hurry up
Brother Bajie, go
Brother, I won't lie again
Why bother to hit me
with the stick
A crow
You're the monkey, right
I didn't sleep this time
No evil spirit here after all
Brother Monkey
You even turned into
a spirit to fear me
I'm a passer-by
King, he said he's a passer-by
King, he looks like
This is Monk Tang
The monkey is Sun Wukong
This with long mouth
and big ear is Zhu Bajie
Right, right
You're Zhu Bajie
No, no
Let me see your mouth. Let me see it
No, no, I got a cold
Fellows, hook his mouth out
Look now
Damn it
Don't let him go. Stop him
Wukong. Wukong
Master
Bajie has gone for a long time
Why hasn't he come back
Master, you don't
know his tricks
What tricks
He'll inform me if he sees spirit
So there's no any spirit
He must carry on the journey
since it's a smooth trip
Ah, master, get on the horse
Go, let's meet him
Hands off
We can enjoy meat tonight
Brother, brother. Yes
I caught one monk
Good, bring him here. Ok
Fellows, carry him here
Wow, so heavy
Release me. Release me
Behave yourself
Ah, you caught the wrong one
He's useless
Useless, then release me
No, brother
Why not remove his skins
And get him salted
Ah, we can eat a salted pig
I prefer to be steamed or cooked
Carry him away
Bad luck
The spirits selling salted meat
Brother, he was with Monk Tang
He's Zhu Bajie
I know it, but
His flesh is useless
Only Monk Tang can
let us be longevous
If we capture he
Monk Tang is near
Look, master
Be careful
Look, Monk Tang is coming
Where
Down the hill
Where
See? The one on the back
of the white horse
Wujing, why am I shuddering
Maybe you catch a cold
A cold. Nonsense
Maybe these
desolated hills are fearsome
Master, let me go first
Follow me, brother
Look, master
Wow, Sun Wukong
he deserves his reputation
We can't eat Monk Tang
Junior King, why not
Look at his pontil
Who of us can stand it
King, since we can't eat him
Why not do him a favour
and give Zhu Bajie back to him
Well, we'll still eat Monk Tang
but we can't catch him directly
You go back to the cave first
I got one way to catch him
Yes
Help. Master
Help! Help
Help! Master
Help! Help
Wujing, who's asking
for help? I don't know it
Over there. Master
Master, it's in the front
Help! Help
Master! Help
Hello, master
Elder, I'm a Taoist in
the temple at foot of the hill
I went out to for wood today
but hurt my leg accidentally
Please help me
Wait, master
Wujing
Wujing, since he's so old
and broke his leg
I'm a monk, and he's a Taoist
We wear different robes
but we both practice austerities
Yes, master. Ur
Old Taoist, please ride my horse
and go back to your Taoist temple
Thank you so much
I broke my leg, I can't ride a horse
Well
Wujing. Yes
You place the luggage on the horse
You carry him
Master
Wujing
Yes. Hurry up
Let me do it, master
Brother Monkey
Let me carry you, Taoist
Let me do it, Brother Monkey
Go away
Let me carry you, Taoist
Thank you, thanks
Let's go
Ok
King. King. We've got Monk Tang
Brother. Brother
Thank you, brother
Look
Ah
Brother, we can eat
Monk Tang this time
No, not yet
He isn't Monk Tang
Yes, he is
But we hasn't caught Sun Wukong
The monkey has vast magic powers
He won't let it be
if we eat his master
You overestimated him, brother
He plotted against me on the way
I have trapped him under the hill
He can no longer move a bit
Fellows, prepare the banquet
Let's celebrate for the my brother
Wait, fellows. Yes
Carry Monk Tang away and clean him
and get him steamed later
Go to the hell
You spirits
If you dare touch my master
My Brother Monkey won't forgive you
Friar Sand
How dare you boast about
Brother, the monkey was still alive
after being imprisoned for 500 years
We'd better be cautious
Ok, let's catch the monkey
and eat him as well. Ok
Fellows. Yes
Carry them to the back
Yes
Master. Master. Master
Wait, I'll order
the Dexterous Ghost
to catch the monkey
with our treasures
Is that ok
Ok, but
Which do we use
your Gold and Red Gourd
or my Mutton Fat Jade
Since he's so powerful
Only one treasure can't catch him
then take both of them
My happiness betides you
Great Sage
You, god of the hill
You didn't fear me
but those demon
Why did you lend the hill to them
I dare not, dare not
The spirit is so powerful
He incanted
and kept Gods of
hill and land in his cave
What spirits they are on earth
How dare they use you
all as servants
God of the hill
Look at those sparkling thing
They're the spirit's treasures
They may want to
defeat you with this
Well, then you can go now
I can handle this
See you. See you
What are you doing
You touch me first
What? It's you. You
Who's this
Ask him
Who are you
What are you doing here
Little Taoists must kowtow to me
Kowtow. I've no idea
Where are you from
I'm from Penglai Hill
Penglai Hill. Penglai
Hill is an immortal place
I'm an immortal
Immortal
I'm here today
to release a good
person to the Heaven
Good
We're good persons, just release us
Immortal, just release us
we're really good persons
Where are you from and going
We're from Lotus Cave
to catch Sun Wukong
Wukong who protecting Monk Tang
Exactly
Let me help you
No, thanks
Our Junior King asked us
to catch him with his treasure
What
Gold and Red Gourd. Mutton Fat Jade
Show me, then
How can these little things
to hold people
Old immortal, you don't know
If I turn them upside down
Anyone called by me
will be drawn in
soon if he responses. Yes
He'll turn into pus
in three and a half hours
Splendid things
Give it back to me
Ok, I'll show you my treasure
You've got one too
Well
Look
What are they, old immortal
Pardon me, old immortal
Please forgive our ignorance
Old immortal
Up, up. Old immortal
Is your gourd
a treasure of immortal
Well. Is it
Yours are grandson of gourd
Mine is grandfather of gourd
Grandfather
Old immortal. Old immortal
Though it's big
it seems useless
Mine is small
It can hold thousands of people
Yes
It's common to hold people
Mine can even hold the sky
Sky? Are you lying
I don't believe it
If it can hold the sky
Just show us
Show us
Ok, let me show it to you
Ok
Prince the Third. Prince the Third
Prince the Third
Great Sage
I'm here asking for help
What can I do for you
When I'm incanting
you shade the sky
Ok
Thanks
Ah, it's so dark
Old immortal
we know how to hold the sky
Please let the sky out
or we can't see anything
Wow, the sky is bright again
Old immortal, it's bright again
You have enormous
supernatural powers, we admire you
Why do Dexterous Ghost
and Skilful Beast come back
Don't worry. It's ok
Ok. Cheers
Old immortal, wait
You're so powerful
Old immortal. Can you tell me
Where Sun Wukong is? Well
Look, Sun Xingzhe is over there
Really
Sun Xingzhe
Come, come over
Skilful Beast, come here
He captured Sun Wukong is his gourd
What can we do
His treasure even can hold the sky
and Sun Wukong
Why not exchange this for that one
Ok. Let's go
Old immortal
You drew Sun in your gourd
We can't finish our task
Yes
Is that good to
exchange mine with yours. Right
With yours can only hold people
for mine can hold the sky
You're really a Dexterous Ghost
Ah, old immortal
Come on. Come on
Why not exchange our
two treasures with his
Is that good
Well. Let's do it
Old immortal, how about exchange
our two treasures with YOURS
Ok? Is that ok
Well, deal
Great
Great
Thanks
Take mine that can hold the sky
for yours that
can only hold people
Ok, here you are
King, watch this treasure
Sun Wukong has been captured in it
He's likely to have melted away
Check it out please
Ok, open it
Open it. Yes
Wow
Sun Wukong has melted away
We can eat Monk Tang now
We can eat Monk Tang now
Fellows
It's clever for you exchanged
the small one for a big one
Fellows, bottom up. Thanks
Brother, since it can hold the sky
Let's have a try
Ok
Let me try, King
Let me try, let me try
You take it. Yes
Look, look, it's getting dark
Look, look
Fellows, ignite the torch
Ignite the torch
How doesn't it work
The old immortal must be the monkey
And he took away our treasures
Please don't be angry, King
The old immortal said
it need a spell
Right. There's a spell
Ok. Go ahead
Let me do it
It doesn't work
it must be a fake
It's turning smaller
Ah, catch it
Monkey hair? Ah
Monkey hair
Ah, I was cheated by the monkey
You two damned
Go away
Ah, forgive us
King, it's all his fault
Please forgive us. You two craps
Brother, since he got our treasures
Monkey must come to for trouble
Let's figure out an idea
We still have the
Dazzling Golden Cord
Our mother has it now
I'll head for
Crushed Dragon Cave
and invite mother here
King, let's go
We'll get grandma here soon
without mistakes any more
Ok, you two go then
Go
Yes. Wait
You should be alert
enough this time
Get the grandma here soon
Ok, we've got it
If you make any mistakes
I won't forgive you
Yes, King. Move
Slow down
Don't hurry
Stop
Change
Keep steady
Ok
Keep steady
I'll reward you
with more Monk Tang's flesh
when we arrive the home of
Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King
Enjoy more
Thank you, grandma
Why stop
What's wrong
I can't move
She's actually a vixen spirit
Mother, my happiness betides you
My boys, get up
Get up
Thank you
Why do you invite me here
Mother, we've caught Monk Tang
but don't want to enjoy him alone
So we asked you
to come here for a share
so that you can be longevous
We invited you
firstly to eat Monk Tang
And secondly to catch the monkey
For sure that monkey can't
escape from my Dazzling Golden Cord
Let me see Monk Tang
Mother, he's Monk Tang
Oh, he's Monk Tang
No wonder he looks so delicious
Mother, this is Friar Sand
Wow, cool
Wait, wait
That must be Zhu Bajie
Right
Damned old spirit
If my Brother Monkey knows that
he won't forgive you
Brother Bajie
why are you laughing
I thought it's an old spirit
It's Brother Monkey
How do you know that
Mother. Hum
Wait. Mother, wait
Please sit down
We needn't hurry
to eat Monk Tang
I heard Zhu Bajie's
ears were good
Cut one for my wine
Fellows, cut an ear of Zhu Bajie
Yes
Damn monkey
you want to cut my ear
immediately after you come here
My kid, kowtow to me
My kid, is this good
Stop
You can't escape
Brother, look
Our treasures are back
I even catch the monkey
Really
Fellows, carry him here
That's him
He can't escape from
my Dazzling Golden Cord
Let's have a drink. Let's go
Come on, cheers
We can ease now
Let's enjoy our wine
Bajie. Brother Monkey
You can't eat my ear now
Idiot! I'm for your own good
How can you expose me
I'm coming to rescue you
Ah, you can't even save yourself
Not to mention saving us. Shut up
Bottom up, eat Monk Tang
Friar Sand
Get one fair of mine
File it soon
Friar Sand, you wait here
King, bad news
What
A monkey is yelling outside
He said he's Zhexing Sun
Go. Go
Yes
Brother, we've just
caught Sun Xingzhe
How can there be Zhexing Sun
Relax, the treasures are all here
I'll catch him again
You damn Sun Xingzhe
How can you escape
Sun Xingzhe is my brother
I'm Zhexing Sun
I'm here asking for my brother
I won't fight with you
If call you, just answer me
Then I'll release your brother
What about more
Zhexing Sun. Zhexing Sun
You grandpa is here
Brother, I've caught Zhexing Sun
Sun Xingzhe's younger brother
Really
Don't open it
or he will escape again
Open after you hear the sound
Ah, my leg is melting away
My toes are melting away. Really
My waist is melting away too
He'll die after
his waist melts way
Open it soon
Look it again
He really turns into pus
Brother, you caught
Monk Tang and his disciples
You made a great contribution
Serve the wine
Your majesty
Brother, I toast you
Thank you
Bottom up
King. King
Another Xingzhe Sun
yelling outside
Ah, we poked a monkey family
What
Brother, we tied Sun Xingzhe
with Dazzling Golden Cord
and hold Zhexing Sun with
the Gold and Red Gourd
Then here comes a Xingzhe Sun
Relax
The Gold and Red Gourd can hold
numerous monkeys
Let me catch him now
Ok
Can you answer me if I call you
If I call you
do you response
Xingzhe Sun
where is your gourd from
What about yours
It's picked from an immortal tree
by Most Exalted Lord Lao
when the universe formed
Ah, so does mine
Mine is also from that tree
Impossible. You don't trust me
There were two gourds on that tree
Yours was female
and mine was male
Who cares
Dare you answer me if I call you
Go ahead
Xingzhe Sun
Your grandpa is here
Xingzhe Sun
Your grandpa is here
Xingzhe Sun
Time changed
Yours fears when
it seeing her husband
Xingzhe Sun
Your grandpa is here
Your grandpa is here
Silver Horn King. Ah
Let you taste this
Ah, brother
Spirit. Evil spirit
Stop crying
Untie us and serve the food
My master will release
your brother
Damn Zhu Bajie
Shut up
How dare you sneer at me
Fellows, untie him and cook him
Let's stuff our stomach first
Yes. Get him down
King. He's hard to be steamed
Amitabha
my skin is too thick
Why not skin him
Well, skin him
He'll be steamed easily
when the water is boiling
King, Xingzhe Sun
is still yelling outside
What a big swagger
Fellows, hang him up
They'll all be steamed
after I catch Zhexing Sun
Let's go
Throw more
Golden Horn King
Golden Horn King
Great Sage, wait
Master, forgive me
Master, master, forgive me
Master, forgive me
Boy, how dare you
go down here secretly
and make troubles
Where's your brother
Ah, he's in the gourd
Forgive us please
That's my gourd for pills
and the stone for alchemy
They stolen them
Great Sage, why not
return them to me
You should watch your fellows
so that they won't
make troubles here
It's my fault
Sorry, sorry
Since you've said sorry
I'll give it back to you
Here you are
Well
It's mine
It's my golden silk
They stolen it too
Thank you, master
Go to find your master quickly