Journey to the West (1986) s01e13 Episode Script

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Episode 13 Slaying demons in the Kingdom of Wuji
Your Majesty arrives
Your Majesty. Well
Your Majesty
Zitong, why did you come here
instead of staying at the harem
You Majesty
tomorrow is my birthday
I have prepared fine wine
to welcome Your Majesty
I've got state affairs
I can't be with you
Your Highness, let's return
Your Majesty
the Prince asks for seeing you
The Prince comes
Your son kowtows to you
What's the matter
Father, tomorrow is
mother's birthday
I miss mother very much
Please allow me to see her
I want you to focus on your study
Don't be distracted
Father
No more words
Go
Father, now that you don't
want me to meet her
Will you allow me to go to
the royal temple to offer incense
to wish father and mother
good health and longevity
I'm glad you've
such a filial piety
Come back early
Thanks, father
You must take good care of
the Prince tomorrow
Yes
What a big temple
Brother, look
Well
Where is master
Master
Master
Master. Yes
Come
Master, look
Look
Master, look. Master
What monastery is this
It's the royal monastery
of the Land of Wuji
Brother, there must be
good food and drinks
Master, let me
go to ask for lodging
Bajie, you got an ugly face
And your coarse remarks
may offend these monks here
Let me go to ask for lodgings
I'll go
Let master go
Master
Brother, I think master
had given a very good lecture
Yes, it's very good. Right
Greetings, patriarch
Where are you from
I've been sent by
His Majesty of Tang
to worship the Tathagata in
the West and fetch the sutra
We'd like to spend a night here
This is the royal monastery
which only receives
the relatives of the emperor
We don't receive travelling monks
Please go somewhere else
Patriarch, it's getting late now
Could you be so kind
to do us a favour
You're such a nagging monk
I said we didn't
receive travelling monks
Patriarch
It's said that monasteries are places
for people like us to rest
Why do you refuse me
What a smooth-tongued monk
Don't you get out
Patriarch
Master is coming
Master. Master is coming
Master. This monastery
Master, what's the matter
Nothing
Why are you unhappy
Second brother
Master, haven't the monks in
monastery beaten you or scolded you
No, but the patriarch
refuses to offer us lodging
Why you didn't let me go
Master, they even refused you
The monk said
this monastery only accepts
relatives of the emperor
not travelling monks like us
I see
Rude monks
I'll go in and have a look
You insolent monks
get out to welcome your Lord Sun
Or I'm going to put
your monastery upside down
demolish your temple
Don't
Where are you running
Don't! Please forgive me
Clean up 1,000 rooms immediately
for me to sleep
There are no more than
300 rooms in my temple
We have many monks and
few rooms, we can't keep you
If you have more
monks and few rooms
then you all move out
If our four or five hundred monks
all move out, we have no places to stay
If you nag one more word
I'll show you some damages
Please, Lord Tang
Come on
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
Your Majesty
My beloved Queen, please sit down
Your Majesty, you're drinking alone
Why don't you summon me
to accompany you
I feel very tired
And I'm going to
rest after few drinks
I remember Your Majesty
said to me last year
on your birthday next year
we'll drink to our heart's
content till getting drunk
Today is your birthday
I should have accompanied you
Your Majesty, you forgot
Tomorrow is my birthday
I'm so preoccupied with
the state affairs
that I even
forgot your birthday
Your Majesty, please come
to my harem tomorrow
May I ask our son to
come to my place tomorrow
please permit me and son's meet
Tomorrow's matter will
be discussed tomorrow
I'm going to retire for the night
My Queen
Did you see the Prince
The Prince planed
to see your Highness
but His Majesty doesn't permit
In that case, I have to go to
Baolin Temple to offer incense
When the Prince returns
you go to ask him to meet me. Yes
Master
Master
Master
Master
Master
Oh
You demon, where do you
come from? You dare haunt here
I have three disciples
who're good at demon-quelling
You'd better run away for life
Master, I'm not a demon
Why do you appear out of a well
Master, look close at me
Which monarch are you
Why do you come here
To tell you the truth
I'm the King of Wuji
But why is Your Majesty
in this terrible distress
It all started from a year ago when
a Quanzhen Taoist came to my court
He could summon wind and rain
and turn stones to gold with a touch
I was deluded by him
and took him as my sworn brother
We're like brothers
So you're the ghost
of that murdered King
Master, don't be afraid
I'm here to plead with you
the holy monk from Great Tang
to capture the evil monster for me
Your Majesty
Can you help rid of
the evil monster for me
Absolutely
My eldest disciple is a killer
of monsters and demons
It's just now that the
monster has become the King
Even though my disciple
has some magic powers
he should not certainly
resort to arms lightly
Don't worry, master
My son, the Prince will go to the
monastery to offer incense tomorrow
I hope you can meet him there
If he knows my grievances
he'll certainly help you
The Prince is only a mortal
Why should he believe what I say
No problem
Carry this with you
A Jade sceptre
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
Your Majesty
Ah, a jade sceptre
Disciples. Disciples
Master, what's the matter
I had a weird dream
Second Brother. Second Brother
Master is calling us. Move
Why are you calling for me
in the middle of night
Come here, come here
Come here. What's the matter
Look this
A Jade sceptre
The Prince arrives
He do come
What's this? Brother Monkey
Go, hurry up
Master
Your Highness
you've offered incense
please go back to the palace
I've just arrived
I haven't looked around
the monastery yet
Your Highness
His Majesty had given his command
I just want to relax for a while
what's the big deal
This garden is full
of good scenery
Why lock the door
Your Highness
this is the back
garden of our temple
Last year, His Majesty was visiting
the garden with the Taoist wizard
when suddenly the wizard was
swept away by a strong wind
His Majesty was unhappy
then he ordered me to lock this door
That Taoist wizard
can turn stones into gold
he deluded Father
It's better for him to disappear
Open the door, I'll enter the garden
Your Highness
Your Highness
His Majesty has carried out a ban
Nobody can disobey it
Your Highness
if you want to go in
it's better for you
to report to the King
You bold monk
get out of my way
Wait
Who are you
How dare you not kneel to me
I'm the Tang Sanzang
from the East
fetch the sutra and offer
treasures in the West
Fetch the scriptures
and offer treasures
What treasures could you
possibly have in the East
I have some treasures
Really? Show me
It's not convenient to show it
with so many people around
Please
You wait here. Yes
You too
Yes. Please
Your Highness
the treasure is in it
What? Open it
This treasure
is called King-maker
It knows everything
in the past and future
And can tell all
good and evil things
Open it
What a tiny man! Funny
King-maker, how can you
know the past and the future
What do you use to
tell the good and evil things
I know everything
Without proof, how can you
be so brassy to say so
Let me ask you, Your Highness
One year ago
a Quanzhen Taoist came
who became your father's
sworn brother, is it true
Yes. This is known to everybody
One year later, where was
the Taoist? Who became the King
What do you mean
The Taoist was
swept away by a wind
And the King is certainly my father
Why are you laughing? Tell me
Damn
Ah, you
Your Highness, it's your father
that was carried away by the wind
And it's the wizard
who now sits on the throne
Nonsense
As I'm of such young age
you dare to say so
If my father heard this
he'd have you hacked into pieces
You little Prince, why do you
insist on believing that fiend
Wukong
Your Highness, we have
another treasure to show you
Your Highness
have you ever seen this
Damn monk
You stole my father's treasure
I won't spare you
Wait, Your Highness
You can't really tell
the good from the evil
To tell you the truth
I'm the eldest disciple
of this monk to
fetch sutra in the West
Your father told my master
this in a dream last night
If you don't believe it
Please go back to the Palace
to ask your mother
Ok
Bajie. Bajie
Bajie. Bajie
It nearly stifles me
Brother Monkey
it's now late in the night
You don't let us sleep
Bajie, I'll give you
a piece of business
What. Hush
Tell me
What
Steal a treasure
Mother. My son
Mother
Mother
Bajie
Bajie, this way
Bajie. Come on, come on
Look
This is a big stone
Bajie, move this stone
The treasure is under the stone
You ask me here
to do labour work. No deal
Bajie, listen
If you don't move it
the treasure will be mine
I'll do it. I'll move it
Brother Monkey, I'll do it
You move it. Hurry
Come on, move there
Come on
It's a well
Where is the treasure
Bajie, the treasure is in the well
You should have told me earlier
then I'll bring a rope
You can't
Bajie. Bajie, listen
Bajie, look
What are you doing
Bajie, you grab this stick
I'll let you down
Ok? That sounds a great idea
Come on
Brother Monkey, don't loose it
when I get the bottom
I know it. Ok. Hold it
Mother, did you really
know who's the present King
My son, you must be mad
He's your father
Mother
Mother. Ah
How did father
treat you one year ago
My son, why you ask me this
Tell me at once, mother
or you'll ruin everything
I'm also confused about this
Your father shows no
affection to me this year
He speaks few word
keeping at an arm's length
It's so perplexing
It's your father that
was carried away by the wind
and it's the fiend
who now sits on the throne
I see
Son, what do you mean
Mother, let me tell you
Bajie, have you
found the treasure
It's water everywhere
Where is the treasure
It's under the water
Search it carefully
Ah, Water Crystal Palace
Why I come here
Please come in and take
a seat. Marshal Tian Peng
Who are you
How did he know my pre-life
I'm the Dragon King of this well
Dragon King of the well
There's a King in a well too
Then you must have
some treasure, take it out
Show me the treasure
I'm a small King
I'm no match for the Dragon
Kings of the rivers and seas
What treasure do you have
Stop trying to fob me off
Brother Monkey says you have
you must have some
If you don't give it to me
I won't go
Now that the Great Sage
told you so
It's true I do have one treasure
Go and get it
But I can't move it
Come with me, Marshal
Marshal, look. This is the treasure
It's a dead body
But it's a treasure
Ah, don't fool me
Marshal, you may not know
It's the body of the King of Wuji
He fell into the well one year ago
Marshal, come here
Marshal, look
I put a face-preserving pearl on him
and he has not decomposed
If you were to carry the body up
Carry him up
I'm here to find the treasure
I don't care he's a King or not
Marshal, Marshal, if you
carry him out of the well
it's good to you
Do me good
If I carry him out
how much will you give me
I don't have much money
No money! So you like
making people work for nothing
I won't carry it, no way
Marshal, Marshal, Marshal
Do you carry it? No
Please go back then
Hum
Bajie, the dead body
is the treasure
Carry him up
I don't even know
when he died. I won't carry him
Will you on earth carry it or not
If you don't carry it
I leave now
Brother Monkey
Brother Monkey, you can't leave
If you leave, how can I get out
of the well? You climb up by yourself
No, I can't. The wall is so slippery
I can't climb up
You carry the body out
and I will pull you up
Ok, I will
You damn stableman
make me carry the dead body
The Prince went to
the Baolin Temple
I intended to visit
the back garden
To the back garden
The garden was locked
I announced Your Majesty's ban
so he didn't enter
Where else had he been
He talked with
the Tang from the East
in the meditation room
A monk going to fetch the sutra
What did they talk about
I was forbidden from entry
so I couldn't hear what they said
You useless thing
Where is he now
He, he's in the queen's harem
Come with me
Yes
Mother
Your Highness
His Majesty arrives
He's coming at the right time
Don't be reckless
Hide yourself
Follow me
Mother. Hurry up
Your Majesty, please
I'm overjoyed that
Your Majesty come here
I'll have a drink with
you in your harem today
Don't you want to treat me
I'd prepare the fine wine
to entertain Your Majesty
Master
Brother Monkey's grandpa
I've have carried him back
You idiot, I've got no grandpa
If he isn't your grandpa
why did you make me carry him
Wukong. Master
Look, this is the King of Wuji
His face is quite unchanged
from what it has been in life
Master, he must have got some
water-proof and soul-appeasing pill
Yes. The dragon King said the King
had the face-preserving pearl
He did has some treasures
It's mine
It's done. It belongs to me. You
You idiot! If you take away
the face-preserving pearl
The King's body will decompose
Wukong, can you bring his life back
The King has been dead
for more than one year
Master, he said just now
he could bring the King back to life
You idiot, how could
I say such nonsense
You did. You did just now
You did
Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey
Master. Bajie. Don't be
taken in by the Monkey
If he couldn't bring
the King back to life
I wouldn't have carried it here
Wukong, we monks shall be merciful
If you could bring
the King back to life
He and his wife can be together
Father and son can reunite too
Master, I'll go to
Most Exalted Lord Lao's
Your Majesty, please drink it
I'm not good at drinking
Now that you're in such a good mood
why not ask our son
to come to add the fun
Go to invite the Prince soon
Yes. Hold on
No need to ask our son to come
Don't you want to see him
Your Majesty, it's late in the night
I guess our son has gone to bed
I suppose he hasn't
Tell me, has he been here tonight
No, he didn't come
Why you and he are weeping
No such thing
Mother
Oh, Father! You've also come
What do you come here for
Today is mother's birthday
I sent some fruit to mother
I've been to the
Baolin Temple today
Do you like it
Thank you, father
Didn't you walk around and have
some fun after offering the incense
It's so late now, go back to rest
Go now
Yes
You go to serve the Prince
Don't let him leave the palace
Yes
Geezer, geezer
You leave, Disciples
The pill thief is back
Hurry, hurry
Geezer, no need to be
on your guard against me
I don't do things
like that again
Ape, you stole a lot of
my magic pills last time
What are you here for now
My master took mercy
wanted me to bring
the King of Wuji back to life
I presume there's no other place
I can get him revived
So I come to plead you
to lend me a 1,000
of your Nine-cycle
Soul-returning Pills to save him
A thousand. Easy to say it
No, no
How about 100 pills
No
Be quick
Ten pills are also ok
Not one of them. Go away
Really
No, you go to
ask for help elsewhere
Get out, get out
In that case, I'll have to
ask for help elsewhere
You monkey, come back
Geezer, what do you
call me back for
You're so light-fingered
I'm afraid you'll
steal my pills again
I'll give you one pill
You should have done this earlier
Kid, give him a pill
Give him one
Take it
If you revive the King
you can take the credit for it
Let me taste whether it's true or not
You damned ape
How petty you are
I wouldn't want to eat your pill. Look
Here it is
Bajie, look
Stuff his mouth
Release me
Who? Taoist elder
Taoist elder
Where's Monk Tang
In the meditation room
Your Majesty
Your Majesty, pardon me
Where has the Prince gone
He's gone
Announce my order
to search the Prince soon
Yes
Hurry, hurry
You go to search
the Prince in separate
Yes. Move
Move, master. Move
Somebody is coming
Master, the Prince comes
Master. Your Highness
My son
Father. Father
Son. Father
I'll go to persuade him
Your Highness
it's not a place for meet
Go back to the palace soon
in case somebody gets to know this
It will cause unnecessary trouble
Father
The reunion of you and your son
is just around the corner
But don't disrupt our big plans
go back to the palace soon
to protect your mother
Father
Go, go
My queen, you've known
everything about me
If you submit me
We'll become beloved
husband and wife
You evil fiend, set up my King
I would
Then you will be dead
Your Majesty, Your Majesty
The Monk Tang
asks for meeting you
He comes at the right time
Kill this bitch
Yes
Where do you come from
Why not kneel to me
You fiend, see who he is
Protect master. Stop
Mind my sword
Stop
Bajie, are you ok
Brother, move
Bajie, let me fight him
Wukong
Wukong, he's a demon. You are a demon
Wukong. Capture the
monster soon. He's a demon
Brother Monkey, what's going on
Why two masters
The fiend turned into
master's appearance
I'm not sure
which is the real one
You're the fiend
Wukong, he's the fiend. Wukong, come on
Wukong, he's the fiend
Wukong, subdue the fiend soon
He's the fiend, Wukong
My brothers, what can we do
Brother, I've got an idea
If you could bear the headache
What? Tell me
Ask the master
to incant the spell
The one who doesn't know
the spell is the monster
Ok
Master, incant the spell
Where are you going
Bodhisattva
I'm here to help you
Thanks
Where does this lion come from
He came here to be
an evil spirit. I'll kill it
Stop, stop
It's my mount
It's your mount
For the sake of me
just pardon it
Ok, for the sake of Manjusri
I'll spare it. Otherwise
Ok. Come on
Bodhisattva, you need to
watch close your lion
Mother, look
Zitong
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
Go to invite the Monk Tang
I'll thank him
for saving my family
Your Majesty, Your Majesty
The holy monk of Tang
is on his way to the West
You carrying load while I leading horse
Greeting the sunrise and sunset
Overcoming all obstacles
And we keep on going after battles
Keep on going after battles
La La La La.
Lasting for several hard years
Experienced so many hardships
Where's the way It's just under your feet
Where's the way It's just under your feet