Journey to the West (1986) s01e23 Episode Script

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Episode 23 Teaching in Yuhuazhou
Ah, ah!
You
You
You
Your Majesty
My darling
Darling
Darling
My dear sons
My sons
Your Majesty. Good, come, come
Darling
Darling. Darling
My sons
My sons. My sons
My darling, my sons
Anybody there
Anybody there, anybody there
Your Majesty, Your Majesty
What's wrong with you
It must be a nightmare
It's terrible
Terrible indeed
Damn monks
Royalty is sovereign
What's the matter with you
Your Majesty
I hate monks
I'm going to expel all the monks
out of Yuhua County in 3 days
It's ridiculous, Your Majesty
Listen carefully! Monks are
forbidden to live in Yuhua County
It's the King's decree
Monks are forbidden
to live in Yuhua County
in case that they do
any harm to the County
All the monks will be
clear off in 3 days
All the people
listen carefully
It's the King's decree
Monks are forbidden
to live in Yuhua County
in case that they do
any harm to the County
All the monks will
be clear off in 3 days
Go, hurry up. Well
Hurry up, hurry up
Where did those monks go? Well
Bajie. Where is that one just now
Ah, there they are
Brothers. Master, master
Why are the monks hiding in here
Good heavens
Masters, why are you
in such a hurry
Look at you
Why
Are you masters going westward
Exactly
Well, you should
never go that way
You will soon go into
a County called Yuhua
The King has newly ordered
that all the monks be expelled
Now we are all
fleeing for our lives
It's true, master
If you go there now
You are hurling yourselves
willingly into the net
Well, let's go
Go, hurry up
Wukong
Mount Ling is around the corner
But why do they expel monks
what can we do
Don't worry, master
I will go and pray about
in that County
Ok
Let's live here. Please
Check In? Please
Is there any good room
Yes, please
Dear guest
you look travel-stained
You must have travelled a long way
Please come in
Innkeeper, is there any
first-class room available
Check in
I want a big room
Ok, ok, please come in
Oh, it's dusty
Odd. Please
All have settled down
Yes
We have a lot of guests today
Wish no monks is among them
It's impossible
There's no monk here in
Yuhua County
Oh, my trousers
My clothes
Ouch, it hurts
There are so many. Bajie
I'll wear this hat
Give it to me
This is for you
Master, put them on
Wukong, I've never wear
anything other than a cassock
Do as Rome does
when in Rome, master
Don't be too picky
Brother Sand
what do you think of this
Bajie. Bajie
This one doesn't suit you
Take them off soon
But I've just put them on
and I look good in them
Why, they're nice
Bajie, your ears
How is that
Look at him, Friar Sand
Where's master? Master, master
There he is
Master is there. Master
Look
There. Bajie. Look
Master
Master, that hat
doesn't go with you. Right
You change it with Wukong
Go ahead, master
How is it now? Nice
When we get there
We should change the appellations
Then how should we call each other
Well, we call master Mr. Tang
Me, it's Mr. Sun
I'm Mr. Zhu
Sand, you are Mr. Sand
Mr. Sand. Ok, we got it
Here we go. Ok
Wukong, what's my name
You're Mr. Tang now
Mr. Tang. Get on the horse, master
Wukong, you made a mistake
Master, you made mistakes too
Brother Bajie
you made a mistake as well
We all made mistakes
Why, the inns are
all closed. That's odd
This one is open
Let's goin
Ok, let's go
Go, be quick
My trousers are gone too
Take it easy
You know what, yesterday night
There comes one called
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Are you four guests
going to live in
Exactly
Where do you come from
Landlady, we came from the north
to do horse business here
We want a room here
Do you have one available
Yes, yes, please come in
Guests, please
Guests, we have three classes of rooms
first-class, second-class and third-class
But they're all
occupied at the moment
There's only a store room upstairs
You can live there
I'm sorry for that
It's ok, we just want a place
to stay overnight
It's ok, just ok
As long as you provide us
with good food and drinks
So please follow me
upstairs, guests
Please come in
Thanks
It's cool here
Landlady, landlady
Go and get us something to eat
Hurry up. Ok
Eat that fish, eat it
Help yourself, master
Bajie, Bajie
Why don't you
guests eat fish or pork
We're eating
You don't like it
Come on, try this
No, thanks
We don't eat meat
Thanks all the same, benefactor
No, no, landlady
Landlady, we all caught a cold
so we should not eat greasy food
Yes, that's right, no greasy food
I have a cold
I don't want to eat meat
I don't eat meat
I'm not a monk
No, why are you baldheaded
Listen
Landlady, why does this County
hate monks so much
You're business people from afar
so it would be alright to
tell you the truth
I heard from people
living in the palace that
the King had a nightmare
Search inside
What a ridiculous King
Another monk
I'm not a monk
No, why are you baldheaded
I'm a businessman from other places
Shut up, go
Look, they caught another bald man
God, they're heading for here
Master, I'll have a look
Brother Bajie
Wukong
Another monk
I'm not a monk
I'm a businessman from other places
You have no hair
You must be a monk
I just have a hair cut
Your highness, it's true
He's a businessman from other places
He has settled in my inn
for a couple of days
Brother, let him go
You are free
Thanks
Wukong, those soldiers
are coming upstairs
What should we do
Calm down. Let's hide first
Have you checked all
the people downstairs
Yes, all have been checked
What about those upstairs
Not yet
Your highness, those people who
live upstairs are business people too
Your highness
there're no monks upstairs
Only some businessmen
Brother, we'd better check it
Let's go upstairs. Go
Hurry up
Brother monkey
it's too small for me
Be careful, squat down
Oh, it's stuffy here
It appears. Stand still. Wait
There, lean against the wall
Hurry up, hurry
Where are them
Why, they're still here
just a minute ago
Mr. Tang
Mr. Zhu
Where are you
Shut up, landlady
Check that
Ouch, ouch, don't tickle me
Somebody is here
Go and put him down
What's this
There is somebody hiding inside
Somebody hides in here too
Brother
Listen up, businessmen inside
Only monks are forbidden
in this Yuhua County
There's nothing to do with
you businessmen
Please get out
Landlady
Well, I'm confused
Damned monks
When did they sneak into my inn
Pull him out
Yes sir. Get out, get out
You. Ah, he disappears
Brother, there's
another one inside the closet
Go and get him out
Brother, brother, another one
Get them out! Out
Brother, I'm in the box. Third brother
Third brother. Let me out
How do you get into the closet
Open the door. Hurry up
God! How strange
These monks are devils
Lock the closet, don't let them go
Lock it, lock it
Guards, guards
Light the lamp
Oh my god, darling, your hair
Hair, hair
My hair. Your hair. You. Me
My hair, my hair
Get out of here. Yes
You're to blame
It's you that expel the monks
Now you get your repay
Your Majesty
Your Majesty
Your Majesty, greetings
Stand up please
Your Majesty
Why do you ministers
keep kneeling down
Your Majesty, please excuse us
for losing manners
What are you talking about
Your Majesty, you see
My ministers, you suffer
the same thing with me
Why is it
Here comes the Princes
Father
My dear sons
Father, what happens to you
All the ministers in the court
lost their hair overnight
Your Highness
Take off your chapeau
Father, we caught several
evil monks yesterday night
It must be them. Right
Evil monks
Send them to me. Yes
Send for the evil monks. Yes
Move it there. Put it here
Be quick
Put it down
My son, what are these
Father, the evil monks
are just hiding inside
Oh my god, so many of them
Exactly. You see
Open it
I can't open it, father
Be careful, Your Majesty
Stop it. Hurry up. Ouch
Ah, he ran away
Come on, quickly
Greetings
Ur, ur. He
Who, who are you
I'm the Great Sage Equaling
Heaven from the Heaven
who in charge of escorting Monk Tang
to the West Heaven with two brothers
Go to the West
Monk Tang
You mean that your masters
and brothers are all here
Yes. Then let them come out
No problem. Bajie, Sand, get out
Brother Monkey, I'm stuffed
Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey
Stupid
Where is your master
He wants to meet our master
My master won't come out
until you go and
make request to him
I have to do it myself
Exactly, go ahead
Get out of my way
You'd better do it yourself
Be quick. Don't waste time
Get out of the way
Holy monk from Tang
please come out
Holy monk, this way please
Amitabha
Master, be careful
Master
Wukong, you have kept me
staying the trunk for so long
Master, if you do not
stay a little longer
how can you get all these respects
Holy monk
Your Majesty
Why are you hiding in the trunks
It's because your County
is expelling monks
We don't want to look for troubles
so we hide ourselves
Alas, it's all my fault
But I'm punished now
All the people in the
palace lost their hair overnight
This King
What a ridiculous King
What a ridiculous dream
What a ridiculous decree
So I did something
ridiculous to you as well
It's you that sneaked into
the palace last night
My brother has miraculous powers
It was no big deal for him
You sure are holy monks
I'll take back
the decree at once
No monks will be
expelled from now on
Raise up, Your Majesty
You deserve it
Wukong
Thanks to you holy monks
for your teaching
But look at these bald heads
Isn't it a bit awkward
Your Majesty
Wukong, perform a bit of magic
Give their hair back to them. Right
Master, take it easy
We're stuffed in the trunks
for so long
Now it's their turn to suffer. Well
Let's beg him
Holy monk, please
show us your magic powers
Give hair back to our parents
Wukong, the King has seen his errors
Just forgive him
Please have mercy on us
holy monk
We beg you
Wukong, give hair back to them. Go
Please sit down, master
The King, comes here
Hair. Sit down, sit down
Ah, hair is back. It's back
Father gets back his hair
Hair
Hair
Thank you very much, holy monk
Don't thank me. Thank my master
Thank you, holy monk
Master, look
The hair comes back
Sons, tidy up the temples
Invite the monks back. Yes
Holy monks, please rest in
the imperial garden
I'll give you big rewards
Big rewards. Well
Your Majesty, just a minute please
I have something else to do
Take it easy. My clothes
Clothes, hats. It's mine. It's mine
Holy monk, this way please
Your Majesty, please
Now that you four holy monks
are going to the Western Heaven
You must have suffered
great danger all the way
Exactly
To tell you the truth, master
It's rather difficult
to run a country
Look, holy monk, this is
the imperial garden
There is a Yellow Lion Demon
living one thousand Li away
It often harasses people
in my country
My country is small and weak
so we have to endure
all these harassments
Holy monk, this way please
Your Majesty, after you
Holy monk, please sit down
Hurry up, Brother Sand
Holy monk, please sit down
Thanks, Your Majesty
Please sit down, everyone
Toast
Venerable monk Tang, your disciple Sun
has such a miraculous power
I hope he would bind out
my three sons
and teach them some kung fu
What do you think of that
venerable monk
Well, Wukong, what do you say
No problem
Even thirty is ok for me
Master, it's not fair
He teaches all the three
What about Sand and me
Well
Princes, who want me
to be his teacher
I want to be your apprentice
Me too. Me too
Your Majesty
those two disciples of mine
they haven't show their abilities
Brothers, show them your stuff
You know what
I'll show you something
marvellous. Look
Sand, go ahead
Impressive, impressive
Father, I use the same weapon
with this venerable monk
I'll have him as my teacher
Father, I'd like to have this venerable
monk Sand as my teacher
Each prince has a
venerable monk as teacher
That's wonderful
Amitabha
My sons, toast to your masters. Yes
Toast, toast. Please
drink up the wine, master
Master, now your disciples
become masters as well
It's natural for you to
teach them your kung fu
Come on. Do your best
I'm here. Come and knock me down
This way, please
Well, taking three venerable
monks' weapons as references
forge the same weapons with
less weight for my three sons
Venerable monk Tang, how is that
It's ok, but better be quick
Ok, no problem. Master
You're quite right
We teach them in daytime
and forge weapons at night. Ok
Ok, ok
Go, go buddy. Go
Let me have a drink first
Odd. Go
Hey, buddy, hurry up
I can't go any further
Hey, the lord
gave us lots of money
Let's do a trick in the account
and make some money from that
Then we can buy some wines
Wine first
delivering invitation second
Let's hurry
There is an inn on the way
Go. Stop
Bajie, Sand, come here
Bajie, you transform into this devil
Him
Our height is almost the same
But the stomach
Come here
Wily Oddly. Well
What to do with my stomach
You see
Bajie, go ahead
Ok, in a minute
It's easy
Wait and see
There it goes
But this stomach spoils
everything. You see
Sand, you transform
into a goose keeper. Ok
Brother monkey, what about you
Be quick
Me? Be patient
Brother Monkey, look this
Brother Bajie, is this like that
Hurry up. There we are
My lord, my lord, there comes
Wily Oddly and Oddly Wily
They're driving
a flock of ducks back
They are waiting outside
Really? Let them in. Be quick
Ok
Hail to my lord. Hail to my lord
Have you met great
grandfather, Nine-head Sage
Yes, great grandfather
asked us to come back first
He lets us leave
the invitation to him
He'll be here soon to
attend your Weapon Feast
Yes, in a minute. Right
Who is he
He's the duck keeper
How does he get in
He wants to have a look at
the treasure you keep
What treasure. Don't be absurd
Drive him out. Be quick. Out
I get the treasure
from Yuhua County
If he breaths a word of this
it will be disastrous
My lord, he is not a native
He will not leak it out to anyone
My lord, let him have a look
and he will know your power
Bullshit
Get him out of here. Hurry up
My lord, my lord
I'm just a duck keeper
Go, hurry up. Keep your voice low
Bajie, look, treasures
How nice. You see
Shut up
Pull the door open
Sand, get in, be quick
Go, go. Weapons are all here
Brother monkey, why, you
We get our weapons back
Brother Monkey. Well
A big rock
Come back
Fire
Master, master. Father, father
My sons, my sons
We get our weapons back
Congratulations
For getting back your
weapons successfully
Master, the demon is just a
lion that get the shape of human
He escaped to the southeast
What? The Yellow Lion Demon escaped
No doubt he'll come back for revenge
What could we do
Don't worry, Your Majesty
I'll wipe them all off
No devils left
My lord, my lord
Who the hell are you
I am the genuine Wily Oddly
I am the genuine Oddly Wily
I must revenge
Great grandfather
please revenge for us
My dear grandson
it's all your fault
My fault? Why
Sun Wukong is not
a man to be trifled with
He used to stir
the uproar in Heaven
Ten thousand heavenly soldiers
could not rival him
Now he is escorting Monk Tang
to the Western Heaven
But you stole his weapons
Will he take all these lying down
Great grandfather
please give us a helping hand
Kill the monk and revenge for us
It's not easy
Will great grandfather stand
by and watch us insulted by him
I do want to help you
But I advise you to let it go
Or you will be killed
Go. Great grandfather
You go
Great grandfather. Go
Run
Venerable Monk Tang, thank you
for wiping off the demons
Toast to you. Please
Your Majesty, I don't drink
Let my disciple
drink it instead. Please
Please. Please
What's up
Devils
Monk Tang. Monk Tang
I have no rancour against you
But your eldest disciple
is going too far
Now that he killed my
great grandson, the Yellow Lion
I take you prisoner this time
All I want is your eldest
disciple Sun Wukong to come here
So I can revenge for my dear
great grandson the Yellow Lion
Oh, it's Great Sage Sun
Why do you have time to
come to my palace
Great Sage Sun
do you have any trouble
My Master has been
in trouble again
I don't know what the devil
He took away my master
What skills does the devil have
He can blow a cloud
And his name may be
Nine-head Sage
Oh, I know him
Please tell me
He is the mount of
True Man of the Grand Unity
its name is Nine-head Sage
You can rest assured
I will help you
True Man of the Grand Unity
Oh, it's Great Sage Sun
You can't have time to see me
Geezer, I come to have a check
What do you want to check
Where is your mount
The lion is in my palace
Why do you ask the lion
Geezer
The lion is harming
my master in the Earth
But the lion is in my palace
a servant is guarding it
How can it harm your
master in the Earth
Do you dare check it with me
Ok. This way, Great Sage Sun. Go
Boy. boy
Geezer, eat your words
Boy
Boy
Boy, where is the lion
Mercy me, please. Mercy me
I drank a bottle of spirits
the day before yesterday secretly
I was drunk. I can't
find the lion when I woke up
You deserve a beating
Please spare me, grandpa
Well, geezer
You can't escape your
responsibility for loose surveillance
Now, what do you have to do
Great Sage, please calm down
I will go there to catch the lion
and return your master
It can't be that easy
You have to ask the lion
to carry my master
on the back to the outside
Carry my master on the back
Hurry up
Ok, ok, ok
Carry your master on the back
I have to go now
Hurry up. Hurry up
Yuansheng. Yuansheng
Yuansheng. Return to
your original shape now
You beast
Return to my palace with me soon
Go, hurry up